Chapter 337: The Violent Kitchen from the Hayakawa Family
"Anyway, is that the content of the contract?"
Hayakawa Aki slowed down for a moment, and then opened his mouth and asked Fang Mo, "As long as I don't borrow too much power, you won't cut the moon into a square shape, right?" ”
"Cutting the moon into cubes is just a metaphor, but it doesn't have to be."
Fang Mole said hehehe: "A real fun person will never stick to the same form of fun, I can give you a headache just thinking about it, you see, first of all, if I kill the demon of the gun, Machima will agree to me a condition, then...... What if I had Machima write code at Walmart on an uncensored horseback while eating shaqima? ”
"I refuse to imagine that kind of picture."
Hayakawa Qiu said directly: "The one who killed the demon of the spear will be me who borrowed your power, and it has nothing to do with you yourself, and Miss Machima does not need to agree to your conditions." ”
"So this thing's dog training ability is really outrageous."
When Fang Mo heard this, he also smacked his tongue directly: "Sometimes I really want to scrape your ears and whip you licking dogs to death, why do you have healthy limbs and a father and mother...... Oh, forget you're all orphans, that's fine. ”
"I still hate you."
Hayakawa Qiu glanced at Fang Mo deeply: "And if you talk about orphans, you demons who were born out of human fear are orphans, there are no parents at all, or your parents are us human ......"
"? What's the matter with your spitting skills? ”
Fang Mo was also a little surprised after hearing this: "Are you walking the Crit Stream?" ”
"I just won't allow you to insult Miss Machima." Hayakawa said: "She has a very important kindness to me, and anyone who disrespects her is my enemy. ”
"Kindness?"
Fang Mo crooked his thoughts: "What kindness?" ”
"She'......"
When Hayakawa Aki said this, he was suddenly stunned, yes he suddenly forgot about it.
He knew that Machima had a great affection for him, which was absolutely undoubted, but the question was when this kindness happened, how it unfolded, and even how he developed a crush on Machima, Hayakawa Aki couldn't remember anything.
Of course, it's normal for Hayakawa to have this kind of situation.
Because this so-called affection, affection, affection, all these things are fake.
As I said before, Machima is a dominant demon, and her power is very simple, once she is defeated, or if she has a thought in her heart like 'she is inferior to Machima', she will be instantly controlled.
There are generally two types of control.
The first is normality, this state is a bit similar to the hypnotic control often mentioned in Xiao Huang's text, which is brainwashing, personality replacement, cognitive rewriting and the like, of course, it can also be understood as the children's art in Naruto, the people who are dominated by Machima still retain their own thoughts, and they don't realize that they are controlled by her at all, but they will inexplicably feel that Machima is very important to them.
It's like a favorability explosion, these people will suddenly like Machima immensely, and they can give everything for her.
Of course, there is a second state, in which the controlled person loses all consciousness, like a marionette with its eyes open, and is absolutely obedient to Machima.
Hayakawa Aki's side was obviously controlled by the other party and had been domesticated into a dog.
"Say, why can't you say it?"
Fang Mo also laughed when he saw Hayakawa Autumn like this: "You still dare to claim to like Machima?" Your love is not even as good as the demon who watches the virtual anchor next door, laughing to death......"
"You bastard demon!"
Hayakawa Aki couldn't help but roar when he heard this: "You must have interfered with my thoughts!?" ”
"I'm sorry, I really don't like that."
Fang Mo shook his head slowly: "Although I am happy...... Pleasure demons, but I don't like to use skills like mind control, for example, I also like a girl, and I prefer to forcibly ...... her than to enslave her with mind control."
"You're also committing a crime, aren't you?"
Before Fang Mo could finish speaking, Hayakawa Aki interrupted him: "I will never allow you to do this to Miss Machima!" ”
"It's all an example."
Fang Mo was not happy anymore, and directly slapped the table and said: "Lao Tzu is a pure god of war, and the minotaur killed by my hands is at least a million, okay?" Anyway, I didn't affect your thoughts, but you yourself are always crazy, your brain is upside down, and you even forget your kindness to Machima, and you still have the face to say about me? ”
"You ...... guy"
Hayakawa Qiu gritted his teeth angrily, but he didn't say anything.
In fact, he himself was a little strange now, why he forgot such an important thing, it could not be the reason for using too much demonic power.
I signed a contract with the fox demon.,You can summon part of the fox demon's body to attack the enemy.,But the price is that every time you use the fox, you will eat a part of yourself.,Could it be that this part includes memory?
Thinking of this, Hayakawa Akiya also decided to use as little as possible the power of the fox demon in the future.
If you forget your hatred, then you will be too sad, and this is the only motivation to support your life.
"Anyway, let's not talk about this matter for now."
Hayakawa Qiu waved his hand irritably: "Didn't you say you wanted to sign a contract with me?" I agreed, how can I borrow your power? ”
"Oh, okay, the pact has been made."
Fang Mo nodded, and by the way, he sighed in his heart that the contract of this world is really casual: "There are many different forms of my power, it depends on which one you want." ”
"Different forms?"
Hayakawa asked, "What are they like?" ”
"As I said earlier, I am the Lord of pleasure and pleasure, and the place where I used to live is called subspace. I also have three obscene colleagues there, and we've been incorporated into the Subspace Four Hawkers, and I'm the main sword seller, so I can lend you a powerful weapon. ”
Fang Mo said slowly: "Of course, in addition, I can also strengthen your physical fitness in an all-round way, so that your physical strength is comparable to that of a demon. ”
"If you are not satisfied with these, I can also make you immune to death, learn magic, become a saw man of light, or stab you with an arrow, let you awaken a superpower or something, and even you can defeat a demon, and then I will help you seal the demon into a sword and become the source of your power, in short, only you can't think of it, I can't do it without me."
"So much?"
Hayakawa Qiu was also stunned after hearing this: "Is this all your ability?" ”
"After all, the versatility of pleasure is too strong."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "How many ways human beings use to pursue pleasure, how convenient my ability is, by the way, I suggest that you improve your physical fitness first." ”
"Why?"
Hayakawa asked strangely.
"Because now you're made up of 50 percent Batman, and 50 percent Spider-Man, and you have neither superpowers nor money." Fang Mo spread his hands: "Even if I give you super strong equipment, it is estimated that you will not be able to show your true strength, so it is better to improve your physical fitness first." ”
"Actually, I still have a certain amount of savings."
Hayakawa retorted.
"Poof!"
Fang Mo didn't speak, but just smashed a large piece of gold brick on the kitchen table, directly smashing the marble countertop into several cracks.
"Well, I don't have any money."
Seeing this, Hayakawa said directly: "Then improve my physical fitness, how much do I need to pay?" ”
"About 100 headaches." Fang Mo stretched out a finger and said, "It's harmless, that is, the level of listening to a few more hellish jokes if it's okay, it won't cause any harm to the surroundings, and it won't affect others." ”
"That's it."
Hayakawa Qiu thought about it, although he didn't understand what the hell joke was, as long as it didn't cause harm to the surroundings, it shouldn't be a big problem, so he nodded directly: "Then this one, please improve my physical fitness." ”
"Oh, let's eat this."
Fang Mo nodded, and then took out some essence berries.
"What is this?" Hayakawa asked a little strangely when he saw this bunch of golden-green substance like grapes.
"This is my ...... Well, here's my slice of meat. ”
Fang Mo originally wanted to talk about the essence berry, but it was estimated that the other party would ask what the essence berry was, so in order to avoid trouble, he directly said that it was a demon's meat slice, you must know that in this world, swallowing a powerful demon's meat slice can increase his own strength.
This has been mentioned before.
Ordinary demons can get very tricky after eating the meat slices of the Gun Demon.
"Okay."
Hayakawa nodded and accepted the statement, pinched a bunch of essence berries and stuffed them into his mouth.
"Remember to chew carefully, don't swallow."
Fang Mo kindly reminded: "Only in this way can we maximize the absorption of this power." ”
Hayakawa Qiu didn't speak, but obediently bit off these essence berries, and in the next second, his face instantly distorted, his facial features were wrinkled together, and he reflexively wanted to spit out what was in his mouth.
But the next second, he snapped and covered his mouth again, forcibly leaving the juice of the essence berry in his mouth.
Hayakawa felt like he was drinking sticky, cold dung soup.
The whole body is frantically rejecting the contents of his mouth, and the muscles of his throat and stomach are constantly spasming and convulsing, trying to vomit out the unclean foreign objects in his mouth, but in order to get the power to defeat the demon of the gun, Hayakawa Aki has to force himself to swallow these things.
And unlike Hayakawa Aki.
Fang Mo was laughing very gloating at the moment.
"The smell of is amazing!"
Seeing that someone was suffering the same as himself, Fang Mo suddenly felt refreshed, and directly patted Hayakawa Aki's shoulder and encouraged: "its good for goods!" ”
"Gollum ......"
After a long time, Hayakawa Aki finally swallowed this mouthful of essence berries, and then retched again, leaving even tears: "Vomit! ”
"Isn't it? Is this thing so disgusting? ”
Seeing this scene, Denji, who was not far away, also walked over curiously, picked an essence berry and stuffed it into his mouth to chew, and then said with a normal face: "Well, it does taste terrible, but ...... It's okay, right? At least the food? ”
After finishing speaking, Denji directly tilted his head and swallowed it.
"? So awesome? ”
Seeing Denji's calm appearance, even Fang Mo was shocked, although he knew that this product was indeed having a miserable time, and he was a child who rummaged through trash cans to find food since he was a child, but you are too good at chewing essence berries, right?
However, in the next second, Hayakawa Aki suddenly grabbed the essence berry on the table.
"Don't touch my things!"
I saw Hayakawa Qiu yelling at Denji, and then just after yelling, he was very unimposing.
"Huh?"
Denji was stunned when he heard this, and looked directly at Hayakawa Autumn with a "I won't rob and eat with you" gaze, which even had a bit of disgust, and then turned around and left.
"Good fellow, that's too real."
When Fang Mo saw this scene, he immediately became happy, and directly patted Hayakawa Aki's shoulder and said, "Brother, you may be a little embarrassed to desperately maintain Machima's appearance, but your appearance of protecting food is really handsome, why don't we change your name...... What do you think of Hayakawa Akita? You can also cos the annoying dog and the tearful firewood, don't worry, in fact, I also like to repair the hook. ”