Chapter 473: Is He Happy? Spoil him!
"Considering your sound legs, it doesn't match the Wheelchair Man's hero title." He took out a giant hammer from behind him: "So I can help you break your legs, so that you are a veritable wheelchair man." ”
"I'm sorry, but I've never recognized the term wheelchair man." Strange refused: "And to be honest, I think it's very, very immoral to mock other people's physical defects and take pleasure in them. ”
"It's foolish to use only morality to constrain a person, because not everyone is moral." Fang Mo was not angry, but spread his hands happily and said: "Actually, I understood a truth very early, it is useless to really want to stop a person from condemning him, you have to beat him." Yes, he was right.
After all, this was something that Fang Mo had personally experienced. His hometown is a bride price province, and he didn't feel much when he was a child, but when he grew up, he talked about a girlfriend, but the progress was not ideal, so he broke up.
But later, when he went to work in other places, he quarreled with his colleagues. That colleague is usually very annoying, snarky, sloppy and lustful, not to mention always like to be greedy and cheap, one day he spit almost spit on the square ink shoes, he patiently wanted to reason with the other party, but it didn't matter at all, but was sprayed by the other party with a sentence Have you saved enough for the dowry, just put this comparison, and finally came to a classic national scolding.
At that time, Fang Mo's mother had just recovered from a serious illness, and he couldn't help it on the spot after hearing this, and dragged the other party and beat him all the way from the office to the toilet, almost not giving the other party's out.
There were also many colleagues who wanted to persuade Fang Mo to stop fighting, saying that they would have to lose money or something if they broke it, but at that time, Fang Mo was furious, and directly shouted back that if he couldn't do it, he would take the bride price and compensate, and he could afford to pay if he was killed, but he didn't expect that after this incident, this colleague was unexpectedly honest.
Of course, he still lost money later, but the other party didn't dare to open his mouth. Later, Fang Mo heard other colleagues mention this matter, saying that the goods seemed to think that Fang Mo was a crazy person, and he was afraid that if Fang Mo was in a hurry, he would change it with him to the limit or something, so he coaxed it.
Facts have proved that only strength is the last word. Power, wealth, or anything that can gag other people's mouths will do.
Everyone in the world knows that Confucius is a saint who convinces people with virtue, but they don't know that Confucius is nine feet six inches tall, his face is like a cloud, and he has traveled around the world for 14 years without being in danger.
This nine feet six inches is converted to more than two meters high, and Meng Qi is also a fierce god used to exorcise ghosts in ancient times, even the heavy city gate hole sage can be broken with bare hands, that is really a ghost back to open the world and the world changes, when the sage traveled around the world for many years without being in danger, it is obvious that it is impossible to only use the mouth.
Chaowen said, will you die at night? Knowing the way to your house in the morning, you'll die at night! It's true to convince people with virtue, but you have to be strong enough for others to be willing to sit down and listen to your reasoning.
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......After hearing Fang Mo's words, Strange was also silent for a while, and then couldn't help but say, "Actually, I understand the truth, but I really can't beat you now." ”
"Hey, I'm just joking with my friends." Fang Mo smiled and patted Strange on the shoulder: "Fun people's business...... Can this be called a lack of virtue? What I told you before was also a joke, buddy, don't be too relieved. I have to say that after Strange heard Fang Mo's words, his heart was indeed a lot more comfortable.
In fact, after he experienced these things, he could see how much that the other party promised to treat his arm and indeed treated himself, and gave himself a flying magic ** chair, which must be very precious, so maybe the other party really just likes to joke, and he is still very sincere to his friends.
"I'm ......" Thinking of this, Strange was also about to say something to Fang Mo. But before he could say anything, Fang Mo here said shyly: "Hehe, the main thing is that you are not familiar with me now...... When you get acquainted with me, you will know, I dare to admit the second lack of virtue in the entire multiverse, then it is estimated that only Deadpool Wade dares to admit the first lack of virtue. ”
"What?" Strange was stunned.
"I lied to white people to go to the streetlights, and I lied to black people to go to the fields." I saw Fang Mo with a proud smile on his face: "I have caught non-chiefs, bragged about bulls, cut tumors, and collected Jews, but the most absolute thing is to organize a group with my son to kill his father...... It's a living planet. ”
"......," said Strange, fell silent again.
"Isn't it rude for you to rap directly in front of us?" Nick Fury, who was next to him, heard this, but complained directly: "How did you come up with so many words that lack virtue and rhyme in an instant?" ”
"Don't worry, you have a chance, too." Fang Mo smiled and turned around and patted Nick Fury on the shoulder: "On the day of the first seven days of the ancient one, you will rap a piece of rap for them on the spot in Kama Taj, so that those Eastern mages can also see the characteristics of our magnesium country." ”
"Is it just a rap?" Nick Fury said calmly: "I thought you wanted me to act out shootings, smoke powder, police shoot thieves, and black neodymium gay petty animal health demonstrations." ”
"Hahahahaha." After hearing this, Yu Fangmo laughed directly: "It has to be you." ”
“???” However, unlike Fang Mo's happiness, Strange was directly stunned after hearing this, and then he quickly couldn't help but hold his forehead and said, "Wait...... Let's not show this kind of embarrassing feature, right? ”
"Friend, you don't understand yet." Nick Fury turned his head to look at Strange, then sighed earnestly, "He's happy more than anything else." ”
"Huh?" Strange was stunned again after hearing this, and then looked at Nick Fury first, and then at Fang Mo: "You guys are ...... here."
"You can interpret me as a sacrifice to the gods." After all, Nick Fury is the head of the secret service, and his temporary reaction ability is really terrifying, and he reacted instantly before the other party said his doubts, and directly interrupted: "But the god I serve is both the god of creation and the god of destruction, so it becomes very important to make him happy, can you understand when I say this?" ”
"Okay." Strange understood this time, and nodded directly: "It seems that you are not easy." ”
"It's not me, it's us." Nick Fury said: "Actually...... The entire Avengers are like this, so we need new teammates like you. ”
"I'm sorry, I'm not interested in that." Strange refused without thinking, "I just promised a friend to become a Supreme Mage, and I can't work for another organization anymore. ”
"We never play for anyone." Nick Fury explained, "The Avengers have always been committed to keeping the planet safe, and this seems to coincide with your mission, and we can join forces to carry out this mission once we become allies. ”
"But you don't seem to have made a move today, do you?" Strange spread his hands and said, "I really don't plan to join any other organization at this time, in fact, I still have a lot of things to deal with......
"We have alien gods, genius scientists, and super soldiers in our camp who can help you in many ways, such as high-tech that mages are not good at." Nick Fury didn't seem to give up, but continued: "And most importantly, we can help you share the torment from him. Speaking of this, Nick Fury raised his hand and pointed to Fang Mo, who was watching the play next to him.
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“…… Yes? Seeing this, Fang Mo immediately protested: "Hey, is this about me?" However, what Fang Mo didn't expect was that Strange, who had been refusing all along, seemed to be a little moved after hearing this, and looked up directly at Nick Fury after thinking for a while.
"Okay, deal." Strange directly raised his hand and stretched out: "My name is Strange, but I don't like the title of mage, you can call me...... Well, Doctor Strange. ”
"Okay." Nick Fury directly reached out and shook the other party: "Doctor, welcome to the Avengers." "Huh
"Thank you." Strange nodded. After Strange agreed to join the Avengers, the two sides were on the same side, so Nick Fury also had a brief exchange with him.
The two sides mainly discussed the aftermath. Strange said that he used time magic to solve the problems of nuclear bombs and radioactive fallout, but because the two demon gods fought here, the collision of different dimensions caused the time and space to be very weak, so it was difficult for his time magic to affect the citizens of New York.
This means that the vast majority of citizens remember what happened before. They remember the two nuclear bombs that were dropped here, they remember what Sargeras said, and most importantly they hated the politicians.
Nick Fury actually has a headache for this too. Although he didn't want to show his face again, if this matter was not handled well, public opinion would probably ferment to a very terrifying level, so he could only go to the president of the magnesium country in person to go to the line.
After all, Strange has mastered a lot of magic, but he is only a mage after all, and he doesn't understand the disgusting political games of Congress.
All in all, quickly. The two sides discussed the countermeasures for dealing with the aftermath. It's up to Nick Fury to come in and fight the damn politicians.
Although Sargeras, directed and played by Fang Mo, did frighten a lot of people and caused a lot of trouble, to be honest, this is indeed a very beneficial bargaining chip for the Avengers.
At least the politicians saw it with their own eyes. Without the Avengers, no one would be able to stop these world-destroying threats.
The task of repairing the enchantments of the three temples was undoubtedly entrusted to the current Supreme Mage Strange, who needed to rebuild the temples on the one hand, and on the other hand, he also needed to find a way to strengthen the three temples with new magic, and he must not let others easily destroy them.
In fact, whether it is to persuade the Congress, or to find a way to strengthen the three major temple enchantments, this is undoubtedly a very time-consuming matter.
But Fang Mo only gave each of them six days. Of course, his reason is also very simple and crude, that is, no one is allowed to miss the first seven of the old thing.
For this matter, he even planned to go to Igo Star for a special trip, preparing to pull out the characters including pets, aborigines, Avengers, other worlds, and even the ancient one himself, and then find a place to rehearse it a few times temporarily.
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