Chapter 480: History is coming
"You wait for me......"
Before Fang Mo could finish speaking, Nick Fury suddenly grabbed him: "I changed my mind, there is no need for Thor to participate in this battle, you don't have to go to Asgard." ”
"Huh?"
Fang Mo deliberately touched his head and asked, "Why?" ”
"yes."
At the same time, Captain America next to him was also full of doubts on his face, and couldn't help asking: "At present, Thanos has collected four Infinity Stones, and we really need Thor's strength, why don't you let him participate in this operation?" ”
"Because I can't get him out of here."
Hearing Captain America's question, Nick Fury's face began to darken: "Believe me, Captain, by the time he brings Thor back here, Thanos will have already killed half of the life on Earth with his own hands." ”
"Huh?"
Captain America seemed puzzled: "Why? ”
"Because ......"
Nick Fury wanted to explain, but he didn't know how to speak, so he thought about it and could only take a deep breath and said: "Please believe me, captain, now that we are facing an unprecedented crisis, we must not let Advisor Fang Mo find an excuse to leave, as long as he is still standing here, then we still have hope of winning." ”
"This ...... All right. ”
Captain America was a little confused to be honest, but after much hesitation, he still believed Nick Fury.
Although he was not familiar with Fang Mo.
But I've also heard about the other party's style of acting.
For example, in the previous battle in Sokovia, Captain America saw Fang Mo bomb the city directly without saying a word, although the Sokovian people were almost evacuated, but it was also a city, and if it was destroyed, it would be destroyed, and this guy dared to joke about World War II before.
Compared with Fang Mo, although Nick Fury also lies a lot, at least he is still very reliable in protecting humanity.
Thinking of this, Captain America also nodded: "Then I'll leave it to you here, Nick." ”
"Good luck, Captain."
Nick Fury said, and Captain America didn't continue to respond, and directly trotted into the interior of the Stark Building, and by the way, he used his shield to solve a steel armor that happened to pass by.
And wait until Captain America's side leaves.
Nick Fury also pulled out the small pistol on his waist.
"No, can't you just change your weapon?"
When Fang Mo saw this scene, he really couldn't stand it, and said directly: "This TM Stark has started to study the nano battle armor, but you are still using a small pistol, is this technology tree a little too far behind?" ”
"What is this?"
Nick Fury said without changing his face: "There are still people in our team who rush forward with a shield...... So did he defeat fewer enemies? ”
"You're a new-age black compared to a World War II veteran?"
Fang Mo said directly: "Is it okay to ask for a face?" Why don't you compare yourself to the black people of the Middle Ages? People still throw spears......"
"So what can I do?"
When Nick Fury heard this, he asked angrily: "Stark is worried that I will reverse research his scientific and technological achievements, and other people's weapons and abilities cannot be reproduced, what can I do except hold a pistol, and you are not even willing to give me a golden apple." ”
"I said I was going to write a wheel eye for you, but you didn't want it."
Fang Mo spread his hands and said, "You're a black man, I can't give you a white eye, right?" Do you think for yourself what this looks like? ”
"It's not because you said the eye had side effects."
Nick Fury said, "Look at Barton, do you know how long he hasn't showered? He can't even drink water now, and can only eat ice cubes and hydrogel every day to quench his thirst...... I guess this kidney deficiency is more than just literal, right? ”
"If you want to open up, you blacks won't have kidney deficiency."
Fang Mo spread his hands and said: "I have never heard of a black man who is not good at that, in my previous country, there was a headmaster who loved your skin color so much that he wanted to kneel for you, I pondered for a long time and couldn't figure out the principle of this, and in the end I could only doubt his sexual orientation." ”
Speaking of this, Fang Mo suddenly laughed.
"It may have something to do with the fact that you don't have kidney deficiency, after all, according to my guess...... When he gets old, he will definitely be slapped in the mouth by the nurse. ”
"You don't have to explain this to me."
Even Nick Fury couldn't hold back a little after listening to Fang Mo's words: "I just want you to give me a golden apple, this shouldn't be a difficult thing for you, right?" ”
"It's not difficult."
Fang Mo said directly: "But the problem is that the characteristics of each character must be obvious, this Eagle Eye has eaten the golden apple, if you eat another one, then the character characteristics of the two of you will overlap, so I have to make you a copy ninja, the chakra unit of measurement in the legendary ninja world." ”
"That doesn't sound like a good name."
Nick Fury couldn't help but say, "And I really don't want kidney deficiency, can't you give me some other superpowers?" Like I became your believer, and then you gave me strength or something......"
"Lao Tzu is not a dimensional demon god, what kind of believers do you accept?"
Fang Mo directly shook his hand and rejected the other party.
"Aren't you?"
Nick Fury's one-eyed gaze looked at Fang Mo, calm with a strange certainty: "Are you sure?" ”
"Uh, I ......"
Fang Mo's gaze also wandered: "I...... Probably not, right? ”
"In the past few days, I have searched for ancient books from all over the world." Nick Fury said calmly, "I found a record of information about the Crimson Universe Setolak, but no matter where the ancient scriptures are, there is no information about Guansa Grass. ”
"That just means you humans don't know much."
Fang Mo spread his hands.
"My men have found an old man who is not a mage of the Kama Taj line, but who is well versed in psychics." Nick Fury said: "Thanks to him, I had a brief exchange with Setolak, and you know what he said? ”
"He said you're a stupid bug who wants to crush you."
Fang Mo said.
"No, quite the opposite." Nick Fury stared at Fang Mo and said, "He doesn't know what's going on Earth at all, and ...... He was also very curious about the fact that someone was impersonating him. ”
"This must be a cunning conspiracy of the Dimensional Demon God!"
Fang Mo immediately said, "He wants to bewitch you, descend to the real world through you, and then kill all humans!" ”
"From the moment you kept touching the fish and paddling, I started to get suspicious."
Nick Fury ignored Fang Mo, and said to himself: "This world is an interesting toy for you, and you can't tolerate other beings getting their hands on it, not to mention that Sargeras was the first to mention it, indicating that it could be used against Thanos...... But your real purpose should be to deal with stupid members of Congress, right? ”
"The IQ of the Avengers is one stone, and you have eight buckets alone."
Hearing this, Fang Mo didn't bother to continue making it up, so he directly admitted it generously, and said directly: "That's right, it was Lao Tzu who did it." ”
“…… Is it the same thing about Thanos? ”
Nick Fury thought for a moment and asked.
"Not really." Fang Mo didn't hide it, he directly raised his forehead and said: "I really want to kill him, Lao Tzu just wanted to borrow him to hold the soul gem, but I didn't expect this hand to be blacker than you, so he directly stole three of me, and the next time I meet him, I will definitely tear off the skin on his chin and make it into a wallet." ”
"Do you need me to introduce you to two cobblers?"
Nick Fury asked.
"No, the tools on Earth can't handle Thanos' skin." Fang Mo shook his head: "I remember how many times harder than the Hulk's skin of this thing. ”
"Okay."
Nick Fury nodded, his eyes flickering and he didn't know what to think: "So...... Let's shift the conversation back to the Dimensional Demon God, Advisor Fang Mo, you don't want anyone else to know about you being a Dimensional Demon God, do you? ”
“?”
Fang Mo looked at Nick Fury like a fool: "Do you think this trick will work for me?" ”
"I don't think it's useful, but it's a very popular meme in Japan, so I'm going to give it a try." Nick Fury didn't care, and immediately switched to another set of words: "So...... Don't you think it's funny that I became a believer in you? ”
"Huh?"
Hearing the other party say this, Fang Mo was really a little surprised.
Of course, this is not to blame Fang Mo, after all, Nick Fury is the king of agents, and he still understands psychology very well.
What's more, in addition to the necessary work, Nick Fury currently spends almost all of his remaining time studying Fang Mo's behavior, deeply analyzing the other party's thoughts every day, the meaning of each sentence, and how to pick up the stalk more naturally, it can be said that he takes this matter seriously as a job.
Under this premise.
He is indeed the person who knows Fang Mo the most in the Marvel Universe.
"Is the Demon God of Pleasure and his great grudge sacrifice?" Fang Mo touched his chin, feeling that this combination seemed to be really interesting, so he couldn't help but nodded: "Okay, I understand your request, then I'll go back and rub a set of exclusive magic tricks for you......"
"You give me a wait."
Nick Fury pressed Fang Mo: "Don't worry about the exclusive magic or something, can you quickly solve those steel armors in the sky first?" They seem to be getting more and more. ”
"Oh, that's easy."
Fang Mo said absently, and then directly shook his fist towards the sky, preparing to attack.
However, at this moment, there was a sudden 'bang' in the upper half of the Stark building, and then a figure smashed the glass and flew out of it, falling straight to the ground.
"Huh?"
This sudden scene also caught Nick Fury's attention: "This is ...... Stark? ”
"It's okay, leave him alone."
Hearing this, Fang Mo also shook his hand directly: "He put this aside to play trapeze, and immediately flew back with a dive, I'll solve the steel battle first......"
And this last word has not yet been spoken.
Something suddenly snapped and fell in front of the two of them.
Nick Fury looked down curiously, only to find that it was the nanoreactor on Stark's chest, and he immediately chuckled in his heart.
"Mommy Fake! Catch Stark! ”
Sorry for today's update being a little late.,But because I'm planning to resume the routine of 2 chapters a day this month.,3K per chapter.,So I'm going to pick a quieter time to liver.,So this is just the first chapter.,There should be another chapter of 3K when I'm done.。
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