Chapter 55: Give me a dozen of such "sinister rivers and lakes".
When Lin Su's eyes opened, there was no more downtown around him, only one person, dark night.
"Your experience in the rivers and lakes is too poor, so you don't see that today's Yuxiang game is tailor-made for you?" The night is cold and cold.
Tailor-made?
Lin Su's eyes widened, not to mention, as soon as the impulse passed, he also came back to his senses, he just appeared at the door of Yuxianglou, Yuxianglou announced the rules of the game, a time limit, enter the building with poems, and colorful poems can be picked up......
It's a bit of a coincidence.
"Who's behind it? What is the purpose? ”
"There are two women on the fifth floor, one is Prajna and the other is ...... It's the mastermind! ”
"Who?"
"That day, the girl holding the kite in Haining Tower, a fox demon! …… At the cost of five bottles of golden incense, she persuaded Pranya that Pranya would come forward to receive you, but when it was time to actually sleep, she would be replaced by a fox demon. ”
Lin Su was dumbfounded.
"Now do you know that the rivers and lakes are sinister?" Dark Night.
Do you call this "sinister"? Such a sinister river, you give me a dozen?!
What the hell is going on with you guys? has already said that the spring breeze with her was once tired, and it was not fatal at all, why are they all like this? The first good thing, Hugging the mountain blocked, the second good thing, you blocked it in the dark, did I dig up your ancestral grave or owe you money?
But of course, he couldn't say this, and he asked another question: "Is the golden dew very valuable?" ”
"The top perfume of the demon clan, a bottle of at least 100 taels of gold!"
No way! Lin Su slapped his thigh: "Spend 500 taels of gold to the middleman, can't you talk to me directly?" This ruined mother's ......"
The eyes of the night are strange......
Lin Su stopped and began to sigh: "The rivers and lakes are really sinister, I really have to thank you!" I actually...... Actually, I really didn't want to enter Yuxiang Building, I just wanted to see if anyone could write good poems, so I got closer, didn't you see that I changed my outfit today? I didn't even plan to show my true face, how could I write poetry......"
Dark Night believed.
He really changed his outfit today, just like a martial artist, if it weren't for the fact that she happened to appear near Yuxiang Tower, and she was extremely sensitive to his breath, she almost didn't recognize it.
If you plan to go out for prostitution, a literati headscarf is a good flirtatious goddess weapon, why change the costume of a martial artist?
Just said, although he is presumptuous in his words and writes little yellow books to tease women, he is really upright in his bones, she has been in the Lin Mansion for a few months, and she has not seen him touch a woman......
"Is Zhang Yiyu gone?"
Lin Su sighed: "Let's go!" There is no one to defend in the yard, and I am now full of enemies, I really don't know when a master will jump out, and I will take off my head in the middle of the night......"
"I'll go back with you."
Lin Su looked at her in a daze......
"Don't you want me to go?"
"It's not! How can it be? Lin Su groaned: "It's just...... It's just that you live in that shabby attic, and I can't bear to sleep in the open air. ”
The dark night's heart was flooding again, and Lin Su's earthy love words on the rotten streets of the 21st century hit her without warning......
Lin Su returned to the Lin family, and the dark night disappeared without a trace again, a person like her, if she didn't plan to show up, no one would be able to find out, even a master like Chen Si.
Chen Si and Liu Xing'er both arrived.
The West Courtyard has changed.
Lin Su almost didn't recognize him as soon as he entered the door.
The weeds on the ground are all gone, the clean bluestone slabs, and occasionally a little green grass in the cracks of the slates, which are also intentionally left by Chen Si, every house is clean, every house has been tidied up, and a recliner is placed under the big locust tree, which is much more beautiful than the previous chaise long.
As soon as Lin Su sat down, he felt its comfort, there were still a few buttons on the recliner, and with a light press, the table in front of him suddenly separated, and a teapot rose from below, and actually began to boil water.
Lin Su lifted the teapot and saw a red stone under the teapot, this is the Demon Fire Demon Stone, only one piece is needed, it can last for a month, and when you need to drink tea, you can heat it up, and if you don't drink tea, it will be automatically separated.
"Childe, you're back!" Chen Si came over with a pillow, which she must have just made.
Lin Su said: "Sister Chen, your skill really gave me a big surprise." ”
"Childe would never have thought that in the past ten years, I have never made any utensils."
"Why?"
"Lord Hou strictly ordered that no one should be exposed to the slightest bit of the four hundred remnant guards, even if the Hou Mansion lives or dies."
"Why?"
"Because the Hou Ye had already expected that there would be this day, his generation of the Hou Mansion would one day go to extinction, he said that the Hou Mansion would be destroyed, but the Lin family could not break the roots! The ultimate role of our group of people is to protect the heir of the Lin family and help him make a comeback. Before the last moment, it should not be easily exposed, so as not to be discovered by the enemy, and the remnants of the guard will be wiped out in advance. ”
During this time, she actually knew about the situation in Houfu, and was discussing with other disabled guards whether to give the Hou Mansion the necessary help, but they had not yet reached an agreement, they knew that Zhang Wenyuan was constantly oppressing the Hou Mansion, and it was forcing the Hou Mansion to expose all the hole cards, in this case, once they were exposed, they would definitely usher in a catastrophe.
Lin Su's heart was shocked: "Is it time now?" ”
"The prince has knocked down the Zhang family's nest in one fell swoop, and has sounded the clarion call for all-out confrontation, what reason do we have to hide our whereabouts?"
"Good! Regardless of whether this counts as an all-out confrontation or not, I like it after all. Lin Su said: "Sister Chen, help me do something......
Sister Chen was overjoyed: "You say." ”
"Can you make a ...... for me Potty bucket? ”
What? Potty? I'm an authentic descendant of Qianjimen, and you let me do this for you?
"It's not...... I'll tell you the truth, I really can't stand the commode here, it's really dirty and messy, so I can't wait to learn Zhang Yiyu, this little girl's skin, to cultivate, and I don't eat or pull out of sight when I sleep in the open air...... Come on, come on, I'll draw you a drawing, you go and make it, I'll call it a flush toilet...... Xing'er, help me get a pen and paper. ”
Liu Xing'er had just finished drying her laundry, and when she heard Lin Su's call, she immediately responded crisply: "Okay, son." ”
I got into the study, took a pen and paper, and trotted over.
Lin Su began to paint.
Sister Chen looked at it with a smile at first.
She is a person from Qianjimen, what kind of drawings have she not seen? I'm a subordinate, I don't question your orders, I'll just watch you play around......
But soon, her face changed.
The half-moon shape is set at the top, which fits perfectly with the buttocks, and is the most suitable sitting position for the human body, and the design is curved below, where the water flows through and takes away the dirt, and the most wonderful thing is that there is always some water below that will not be completely drained at any time, this water is learned, and it will seal the odor below......
After finishing the painting, Sister Chen's eyes widened: "Childe, whose design are you?" ”
"Of course it's me!"
Sister Chen was full of doubts, could it be that there is still a certain master alive in the Thousand Machine Gate? Already voted for Childe? Otherwise, how could there be such a perfect design?
Such a design, even if the sect is still alive, will be regarded as a classic in the sect.
Childe didn't want to say it, so there was no way......
Just as she was about to start work, Lin Su thought of something again: "Wait a minute, there is a bath thing left and right." ”
Sister Chen stopped.
Lin Su drew again.
Soon, another picture appeared.
Sister Chen picked it up and looked at it, stunned.
This is a set of water delivery device, there is a water spray below, the structure is very complex, cold and hot water are separated - in the feudal society to engage in automatic showers, basically a dream, no electricity, solar energy is too complicated, hot water you let the girl burn while lifting, then which door is automated?
But it's different here, there are a lot of strange things here, such as fire magic stones that can be heated, faster than electricity......
Sister Chen looked at the mountain behind the Lin Mansion from afar, there is water coming down on this mountain, according to the design of Gongzi, it can be completely realized......
She was excited.
As soon as she started to do it, Lin Su was completely confused.
What kind of craft is this? God's workmanship! In modern society, it is not 300 a day, but 3,000 a day......
A strange shovel in her hand, only a few shovels, dug a pit three zhang long and one zhang wide, as neat as cutting tofu, a small bottle mixed with water and poured into it, and the clod of soil below actually became something harder than stone, and faintly glowing with the luster of jade.
The waterproof problem, which is a headache in modern society, is completely solved in her hands.
A large piece of iron sheet changed at a dazzling speed, and soon became two long iron pipes, and then take some water and wipe it, the joints of the iron pipes are tightly sealed, and the water does not leak, he is a little distracted, there are a bunch of building materials in the yard, and he doesn't know where the materials come from.
The next moment, the imaginary bathroom was built, the pipes on it were connected, the water flowing down from the top of the mountain was connected, and a few fire magic stones were installed, and Sister Chen bowed: "Childe, you try it!" ”
Lin Su walked into the bathroom, a little confused, is this magic?
It seemed that it had only been about an hour before a modern bathroom appeared in his yard.
The toilet bowl is made of brass, with extremely smooth edges and polished to the color of gold, and when a button is pressed, the water spun in the toilet bowl and flushed away.
Perfect.
Try to take a bath, click the button first, the fire magic stone above it descends from the flap and gets stuck in the pipe groove, the water flows through here, and it directly becomes hot water, turn off the hot water below, and the fire magic stone above is separated from the sink.
Lin Su took off his clothes and took a hot shower happily, it was so interesting and fulfilling, I actually built a bathroom in another world......
Suddenly, he thought of someone......
"Dark night, do you want to come over and take a shower?"
His voice was so soft that Chen Si outside didn't hear it.
But the corners of the dark night mouth in the attic suddenly became an arc, you little villain, I won't beat you up now, and I'll settle accounts with you at night......
Lin Su's flirtatious words did not attract a blow, and he began to be presumptuous.