Chapter 554: Obviously, their physical fitness test is even more outrageous
Just listen to the 'bang'.
The statue in front of Fang Mo's eyes was directly blown to pieces.
And this thing is also genuine, the evil god's anger erupted directly, almost knocking Fang Mo off the table.
"Holy!"
Fang Mo was blown up, and immediately burst into a foul mouth.
But when he turned around, he found that the others had been more affected.
The room was full of candidates, including the invigilators, all of whom were now tainted by the divinity of the old days, and their spirits had become deranged.
I saw a naked strong man lying on the ground, laughing and struggling and bouncing, like a clownfish out of the water, and the others were also full of madness, muttering some blasphemous whispers of unknown meaning, and the entire examination room was as chaotic as a group of demons dancing in an instant.
On the other side, Saitama, who was burying his head in the exam, was also attracted by this movement at this moment, and subconsciously looked up.
As a result, he was stunned for a moment.
"This ...... Nani? ”
Saitama looked at the scene in front of him with some confusion, but he quickly reacted, and directly turned his head to look at Fang Mo not far away: "Hey, Fang Mo, this shouldn't be the movement you made, right?" ”
"It's not me, don't talk nonsense."
When Fang Mo heard this, he also directly began to throw the pot out: "This must be Miha...... This must have been done by the evil god Cthulhu, and if you ever get a chance to meet him, remember to punch him. ”
"So this is a weirdo invasion?"
When Genos heard Fang Mo's words, he also stood up directly from his seat, looking back and forth vigilantly: "It's really bold to dare to sneak attack the branch of the Hero Association, I'll wipe him out today......"
"No, Genos, don't listen to his nonsense."
Saitama unexpectedly understood, first reminded his apprentice, and then turned his head to look at Fang Mo: "What Cthulhu are you talking about...... But that statue was brought in by you, and now it's exploded, isn't that what you did? ”
", big brother, I'm going to be wrongfully killed, okay?"
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately wiped his face sadly: "Do you know how uncomfortable I am now?" I'm a victim too! ”
"This ......"
And seeing Fang Mo's attitude full of grief and indignation, Saitama seemed to be a little puzzled: "You really didn't do it?" ”
"It's all said that it's a good thing that the big octopus of the dead fat house did."
Fang Mo immediately spread his hands and said, "I'm super angry now, okay?" it...... If I hadn't been able to find him for a while, I'd have his head chopped off. ”
Yes, Fang Mo is indeed a little unhappy now.
After all, this gram is indeed a little ignorant, or this thing is too angry.
Fang Mo just wanted to get a little more permission to download the mod, but this product actually kicked himself out directly, and most importantly, he blew up his own statue.
You know, this statue is really a hassle to make.
Even in Steve's hand, there is only one statue of Cthulhu, and this statue was made by Shogues in the MC, and he has never made it himself.
After all...... It doesn't seem to have much of a purpose other than charging.
But the problem was that Cthulhu actually blew up the statue, which meant that Fang Mo couldn't go back to him for a long time to come.
In fact, there are still many statues in the MC's Omoso dimension, but Steve doesn't have flying props yet, and Fang Mo is too lazy to explore there...... After all, he has already cleared the Abyss Realm, so it's useless to study these again, right?
"Damn, the more I think about it, the more angry I ......"
And thinking of this, Fang Mo couldn't control his anger a little: ", next time I will definitely make this product into octopus roast ......"
"Takoyaki? Where is the takoyaki? ”
Fang Mo was talking here, but Dr. Kenos next to him also came over curiously: "So that weird guy named Cthulhu is a big octopus?" ”
"Strictly speaking, he is the God and Godfather of the octopus......"
Fang Mo explained casually, and then added, "But if you have to think so, it's fine." ”
"How do you know he's a big octopus?" And after Saitama heard this, he was also a little curious and asked, "Do you know him?" ”
"Haven't really met."
Fang Mo shook his head: "But I've seen it in my dreams." ”
"Have you met in your dreams?" When Saitama heard this, he suddenly thought of the underground king he had encountered, and reminded him a little helplessly: "I advise you not to take the things in your dreams too seriously...... Otherwise, you will be disappointed. ”
"I'm not talking about dreams...... Never mind. ”
Fang Mo opened his mouth, but in the end, he didn't bother to continue to talk about this topic, so he simply changed the topic: "Then again, our examination room is like this, and the current situation of the exam should have been terminated, right?" ”
"Huh?"
Saitama seemed to be a little stunned when he heard this: "Do you mean to say ......?"
"That's right, Teacher."
Hearing this, Genos also nodded slowly: "Now even the invigilators are crazy, and our results are likely to be judged invalid." ”
"What... What!? ”
Saitama was shocked when she heard this: "I just had a flash of inspiration, how can the exam results be invalid if they are invalid!?" ”
And it's also in Saitama when he speaks.
Suddenly, a series of hurried footsteps sounded outside the examination room.
Then the door opened, and a man in a snakeskin suit ran in from outside.
"Hey, everyone's okay!"
As soon as the man in the suit pushed open the door, he immediately shouted anxiously, but when he saw Fang Mo and the others present, he was suddenly stunned: "This is ...... What? Where are the weirdos? ”
"Are you...... Heroes of the Guild? ”
Genos turned his head and glanced at the man in the suit, probably searching his own database, and quickly reacted: "A-class hero, Snake Fist Snakefist." ”
"That's right, that's me."
Male ...... in snakeskin suit Or Snake nodded, and then looked around vigilantly: "You should be the candidates for this assessment of heroes, right?" What about the other candidates, and the weirdo who ruined the exam room? ”
"He ......"
"Oh, that's right."
Without waiting for the others to speak, Fang Mo took the initiative to explain: "What about the weirdos who attacked the examination room...... Actually, it's called Cthulhu, his body is not here, he just used a ranged attack technique, and he blew up the statue I used to worship the god, and scared the other candidates crazy. ”
"Then why are you all right?"
Snake looked at the few people in front of him a little puzzled: "And ...... Why do you still worship God in the written exam? ”
"Because I believe in metaphysics."
Fang Mo spread his hands: "The plan is in the people, the success is in the sky, I have believed since I was a child, so the hero exam is so important to me, I can't worship a god, right?" ”
"This ......"
Snake seemed to be stunned for a moment when he heard this.
But before he could speak, suddenly a voice came from the wireless earphones in his left ear.
"Huh? What? Snake seemed a little surprised when he heard the contents of the headphones, but he nodded quickly: "Okay...... I understand. ”
Wait until you're done talking.
Snake also looked at the few people in front of him with a bit of confusion.
"It stands to reason that the idol of yours for worship will explode, which is not allowed."
I saw Snake sigh helplessly: "But considering this matter is the fault of that weirdo, so I won't pursue it, and the time is about the same, you guys go and hand in the papers, I still have to treat other candidates." ”
"What?"
When Saitama heard this, he seemed to be a little surprised: "That...... In other words, our written test results will not be invalidated? ”
"Written test results are still valid."
Snake waved his hand with a little headache: "Okay, let's go to the physical fitness test after handing in the papers." ”
"Whew, that's great."
Saitama also breathed a sigh of relief when she heard this, and then beckoned to everyone happily: "Genos, Fang Mo, Doctor, Ancient One, let's go take the physical fitness test." ”
"Oh, okay."
Fang Mo nodded, and then walked out with Saitama.
After leaving the examination room, several people also came to a long corridor, walked a little, and soon entered a spacious space similar to an indoor stadium.
Fang Mo looked around.
I found that there are indeed a lot of testing instruments here.
However, although there are a lot of equipment, the actual assessment content is surprisingly simple.
There are no items to fight against the Guild Heroes, just to test the physical fitness of the examiner, such as speed, strength, endurance and other related values.
Since the Hero Association has very abundant financial resources, the examination room used to test physical fitness is very spacious.
There weren't many people in line.
Just walk over and start the fitness test.
First of all, the first event was the 1,500-meter sprint, which was obviously a speed test, a long track, and then there were testers waiting at the finish line with stopwatches and so on.
At the beginning of the runway, several people stood here with a relaxed face.
"Ready...... Begin! ”
Soon, the staff shouted.
Then in the next second, the few people who referred to it began to walk at night, each showing their magical powers.
The first to bear the brunt is Saitama here, this thing is the ceiling of the combat power of the one-punch world, and at this moment, as soon as he stepped on the ground, he rushed out with a bang.
The tester at the finish line was already on the finish line in the blink of an eye.
And after that, Genos's side also launched a flame propulsion, only to see that fire began to erupt behind him, and the whole person rushed to the finish line like a missile head.
"Good...... So fast! ”
It was only at this point that the tester let out an afterthought of it.
But before he could think about anything, an orange portal suddenly appeared at the end.
Then under the shocked gaze of several staff members, Gu Yi walked out of it gracefully, and the whole process didn't even take a second to complete.
Even on the other side of this portal.
The staff can also see the scenery from the other end of the starting line.
"This ......"
Seriously, these staff members are numb, and now they don't know how to judge this, and the time taken by the other party is indeed very short, but ...... Isn't that running good at all?
But before the group of referees could figure out how to decide.
There was a sound at the finish line without warning.
"You're both dying slowly."
The staff subconsciously turned their heads, only to find that there was an extra coffee table behind them at some point, and Fang Mozheng was leisurely washing the tea set with boiling water: "I'm done with it now, come, let's take advantage of the break to have a whole cup, and there will be the next test later." ”
"Hey, now isn't the time for tea?"
Seeing this, Saitama also complained: "You can wait until the exam is over before drinking." ”
"You're not in the mood to drink after all the exams."
Fang Mo said, took out a pack of MC's tea leaves and stuffed them into the pot, and then began to pour hot water into it: "What's more, there are still people who haven't finished running...... That's enough time for us to have a pot of tea. ”
"Anyone else hasn't finished running?"
Saitama turned his head to look at it when he heard this, and just saw that Genos had also crossed the finish line: "Nonsense, isn't Genos already finished?" ”
"It's not Genos, it's Kenos."
When Koichi heard this, he kindly reminded Saitama.
"Huh?"
After hearing this, Saitama looked up, and sure enough, he found that Kenos was gritting his teeth and running forward, but his physical fitness was really pulling, and he had just run more than a hundred meters at this time, and it seemed that he was already a little unable to run.
"Sorry, please bring me a cup of tea."
Seeing this scene, Saitama also turned her head a little helplessly and said.
"Look, I'll just say it." Fang Mo smiled and picked up the teapot, and said while pouring tea for Saitama: "Doctor runs one thousand and five, which is enough for me to masturbate ten shots in a row." ”
“…… You didn't shoot in the cup, did you? ”
Ancient One asked.
"Poof!" The tea that Saitama had just sent into his mouth sprayed directly on the ground.
"If you hack me again, I'll take off your skull and use it as a tea bowl." Fang Mo's face also darkened when he heard this, saying that this Gu Yi has obviously been a lot more skinny recently.
So in the end, it's because of a change of world.
Or does your own power really affect the consciousness of others?
"Although I don't understand what you're talking about...... Genos, who had just walked over, seemed to be a little puzzled, but soon he knelt down politely: "But Mr. Fang Mo, please bring me a cup of tea too." ”
In short, under Fang Mo's operation, a few people drank tea here leisurely.
But the staff who witnessed the whole test process couldn't be calm, and at this moment they all looked at the four people on the tea table in shock, and felt that their eyes were about to pop out.
You're going to say Saitama is fast, right?
He really did run on his feet, at least.
And that strange bald head, although she used some kind of ability...... But at least everyone can understand the principle of increase, it should be a portal or something.
But Fang Mo was the only one, and none of the staff present could see how he appeared, and they couldn't even see clearly when they called up the surveillance, and it felt as if he appeared there in an instant.
Recently, the one named Zhang Wei is so popular, I feel that everyone is scolding her, and her fierce words even remind me of another person with the same name, who suggested that the two tie the knot!
(End of chapter)