Chapter 614: A word that doesn't agree with the _____ of all the staff?
"I said big sister...... Why do you have to go back with me? ”
Outside the metal gate of the Hero Association, Fang Mo looked at the tornado in front of him with a black line: "I said that there is no bed for you in my house anymore, donor, you should find another high." ”
"No! You have to make it clear to me today! ”
However, the dragon scroll was holding on tightly, and the two big emerald eyes stared at Fang Mo deadly: "No matter how I think about the word you just said, it's a little wrong...... I remember you're very close to that Saitama family, right, hurry up and take me back! ”
"No, you're arresting Saitama and hanging me?"
Fang Mo said with a disgusted face: "Saitama doesn't live with me, if you want to go, fly to Z City by yourself, don't bother me, otherwise my girlfriend will misunderstand and we will both die...... You shouldn't have been poked by the vajra pestle, right? ”
"Can't you speak civilly?"
Tatsumaki couldn't help but twitch the corners of her eyes, but then she suddenly reacted and looked at Fang Mo in surprise: "Wait, you actually have a girlfriend?" ”
"Damn, you wicked old woman, why don't I have a girlfriend?" When Fang Mo heard this, he was immediately unhappy: "If you don't have anyone to do, doesn't it mean that I don't have anyone to do?" ”
"What did you say?"
Tatsumaki obviously couldn't help but hear this: "Who are you scolding for being an old woman!?" ”
It's just that halfway through this, Tatsumaki suddenly sneered as if he had reacted to something: "You're afraid of your girlfriend, right?" Hehehe...... Okay, then you just wait to die! ”
After saying this, Tatsumaki raised her hand directly, and her two small hands grabbed Fang Mo's arm hard, and she even exerted a telekinetic force on her hand, and then looked up at Fang Mo proudly, then the meaning was already obvious, that is, you don't want to go anywhere.
"Woman, you are stepping on a horse to find ...... death"
When Fang Mo saw this scene, his face immediately darkened.
Ender teleportation is similar to the Flying Thor, and it will transfer everything that is attached to him, which means that if he teleports back now, he will definitely take the tornado with him.
"If you apologize, I'll let go."
Tornado stared at Fang Mo and said, to be honest, this was the first time she had seen the other party's headache, and for a moment she actually felt a little happy, after all, this product was too strong, and there was nothing she could do with him at all, and she felt like she had made a lot of money to make him have a headache like this.
“…… You make me apologize? ”
However, when Fang Mo heard this, a strong energy in his heart also came out, and he said directly: "I think you really don't understand...... How hard my mouth is. ”
Speaking of which, he didn't wait for Tatsumaki to react.
Fang Mo directly thought and activated the power of the Sword of Time in the storage space: "The world! ”
The invisible time field instantly expanded outward, and everything around it fell silent, as if even everything was covered with a layer of decadent gray, and the tornado that was clutching Fang Mo's arm naturally stopped there, and Fang Mo directly pulled out the sword of light and slashed at his arm.
"You little girl still want to pester me?"
In the still space, Fang Mo glanced at the tornado in front of him with disdain, and directly hit her brain: "If you catch my Benzi...... Maybe I don't dare to use a knife yet, but unfortunately you chose the wrong place, just arm, heh, don't! ”
After saying this, Fang Mo deliberately put his severed hand in a posture of raising a middle finger.
Then he stared at the dragon scroll and thought for a while, then took out a pen and wrote three 'positive' characters on the left side of the other party's face.
"Good! Heroes should be so upright! ”
Fang Mo smirked, and then activated the ender teleportation, leaving the place directly: "See you again." ”
The black light flashed, and his whole person disappeared in an instant, and the effect of time standing still was also lifted at the same moment, and the whole head of the tornado was directly hit and tilted back, and a large red and swollen bag slowly bulged on her fair forehead at a speed visible to the naked eye.
"It hurts!"
Tatsumaki exclaimed, this hit was really painful, and she felt like tears were about to come out.
In fact, on weekdays, she will create a layer of telekinesis shield around her body, and once she encounters an attack, she will automatically defend, but I don't know what happened, today this telekinetic shield did not take effect at all, and as a result, she was almost knocked out by this blow.
"You guy!"
Under the pain, Tatsumaki couldn't help but roar: "Why are you fighting...... Ay? What about people? ”
However, halfway through the roar, Tatsumaki herself was stunned, because as soon as she lowered her head, she couldn't see Fang Mo's figure at all, and she only grabbed half of her arm in her hand, and this arm was still holding her middle finger at herself, as if she was mocking herself.
“???”
In an instant, Tatsunado's whole person fell into a daze.
Aside from the dragon scroll, Fang Mo directly teleported back to the toilet of the villa.
Because he was in a good mood, Fang Mo left the toilet as soon as he pushed the door, and walked towards the kitchen not far away while humming a song: "Ah Xue, what are we going to eat tonight...... Well? ”
What Fang Mo didn't expect was.
At this moment, Ah Xue is not standing alone in the kitchen.
His little partner is also in it, and he seems to get along very well with Ah Xue.
The two of them were whispering something with their backs to themselves, and on the board next to them were cut cakes and some snacks, as well as half a bag of tea, so close, Fang Mo could even hear the faint frolicking sound of the two, it was really a bit of a happy feeling.
"Ah......h
Seeing this, Fang Mo also subconsciously touched his head: "This ...... How do I feel like I'm here at the wrong time? ”
"Ah, master."
Ah Xue was the first to notice Fang Mo, and just wanted to say hello, but suddenly noticed his left arm, and said obviously a little nervously: "Lord, master...... Are you hurt?! ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, the little demon also subconsciously turned his head to take a look, and as a result, he also noticed Fang Mo's broken arm, and immediately narrowed his eyes slightly: "What's the matter?" Who did this to you? ”
"This ......"
Fang Mo subconsciously lowered his head, only to find that the wound was really stuck here, and after rolling his eyes twice, he said directly: "Probably...... I accidentally fell into the toilet while pooping. ”
"What, bites your arm?"
When the little demon heard this, he immediately frowned: "Can you still have a word of truth in your mouth?" ”
“…… Ahem, don't be nervous, I was just doing a test. ”
Fang Mo coughed dryly twice, and as he spoke, he also took a look at Steve's status bar, after all, normally, the injuries on his body should be healed in an instant.
As a result, Fang Mo really found out that something was wrong, because there was actually a strange debuff state hanging on Steve's inventory, what was it called Fatal Wound, and now there were still a few seconds or so of countdowns left, and soon the countdown was over, and in an instant, his arm grew back again.
And to see this scene.
Fang Mo's side obviously reacted as well.
Yes, I just used the sword of light to cut myself, but this sword has resonant ender metal on it, otherwise there is no way to seal the star god Igo into it, right?
And that's where the problem comes in.
The original attributes of ender metal are only honest gentlemen, Brown magic, globetrotters, and the like.
However, due to the fact that Fang Mo is adding more and more modules now, I don't know when it started, these artisan soul metals have gradually added some other characteristics, such as this trait called fatal wound, which seems to be able to prohibit the healing effect from taking effect.
It's just that Fang Mo has never cut himself before.
So I didn't notice that.
"Okay, okay, it's okay."
After thinking about this, Fang Mo also took the initiative to explain to the two: "Anyway, I thought of a stalk, so I wanted to test it." ”
"What's the terrier?"
The little demon also asked.
"My armor is the hardest armor, and no weapon can hurt me, but at the same time my weapon is the sharpest, and it can cut through the hardest armor......"
"Okay, I got it."
Without waiting for Fang Mo to finish speaking, the little demon directly interrupted his words: "After the identification, it's purely that he is full, Ah Xue, don't bring him food at night, starve to death......"
I'm just halfway through the conversation.
Suddenly, there was a doorbell ringing at the door.
"Uh......"
Hearing this doorbell, Fang Mo suddenly subconsciously stirred up, and subconsciously glanced at it with the field of vision of the minimap, only to find that the person who came was Kenos, not a tornado, so he breathed a sigh of relief.
"I'll open the door."
Ah Xue wiped her hands and walked over directly to open the door.
Soon the door was opened, and Dr. Kenos walked in with a few operators, and asked expectantly, "Miss Xue, what are we going to eat tonight?" ”
"I'm sorry, I haven't ...... today"
Ah Xue's expression was a little embarrassed, but before she could finish speaking, the little demon walked over directly: "Don't cook today, just eat barbecue, just cut some meat." ”
"yes, barbecue!"
Dr. Kenos cheered.
"If you need help, please do not hesitate to ask." The armored gorilla here took off his helmet, breathed a long sigh of relief, and said politely, I have to say that this guy is really sensible, and it is estimated that half of the credit for Kenos to get to this point is on him.
"Master, is it okay to eat barbecue?"
Ah Xue thought about it, but still turned her head to look at Fang Mo's side.
"Oh, okay."
Fang Mo also nodded when he heard this, it just so happened that he really said that he was going to eat barbecue today, but he didn't expect such a coincidence.
Just do it, Ah Xue also hurried to the kitchen and got busy, the little demon glared at Fang Mo viciously, and then followed up to help together, and Ah Xue also intimately helped her tie her apron, and then the two of them were busy talking and laughing.
"Uh......"
Fang Mo touched his head when he saw this, he didn't know if it was his own delusion.
But I always feel that the two of them are a little orange.
In short, Ah Xue and the others began to process the ingredients, while Kenos led the operators to watch TV while waiting for the meal to start, and no one cared about Fang Mo for a while.
Fang Mo thought for a moment.
Just sat down at the table and continued to tinker with his bonus items.
Previously, he had already materialized the Immortal Gem, and after tinkering with it a little, Fang Mo found that this thing might be a bit similar to a life talisman, and the energy operation laws of the two were relatively similar...... That is, it is something like an amulet.
And after the efficacy is determined.
Fang Mo naturally took out another thing and began to realize.
This time it's nothing else, it's a motherhood core, and to be honest, Fang Mo doesn't know which mod this thing comes with.
But just by listening to the name, it's clear what it does.
In fact, when it comes to motherhood...... Fang Mo vaguely remembered that there was a mod called Monster Nianghua, and it was still a functional mod, how strong this functional mod was Fang Mo himself knew, it was simply the level of a conceptual god, okay?
It's a pity that Fang Mo couldn't unlock this mod.
According to his own thoughts, if he really wants to unlock this mod...... Then he estimated that he would have to go to the world of JOJO and caress the tequila girl with his own hands to unlock it.
And in addition to the functional mod of Monster Niang.
Fang Mo's current motherhood means, to be honest, are really too limited.
Take the Twilight Forest mod's conversion fan, which isn't gender-swapping, it's more like converting a living entity into a similar version, like Sonic before.
Because it's called Sonic.
As a result, it was directly converted into a blue hedgehog of the same name.
It's the same with Ah Xue's side, at most, she can only be converted into Snow Girl or Qi Luno or something.
As for the chemical X, it was even worse, Fang Mo was quite excited to see Dr. Kenos rub out the operator with this thing, but after a series of tests, he found that this thing seemed to only be used to make Dr. Kenos's biosynthetic beast.
According to Kinos, this may be due to a chromosome in the body of these synthetic beasts.
In addition to these biosynthetics, other creatures that use chemical X will either evolve into a more powerful version, or they will not be able to withstand the explosion and die, genetic collapse, etc.
That's going to be annoying.
Because Fang Mo really wanted to make a girly prop to play with.
When the time comes, upset yourself, wouldn't it be fun to just have a full-fledged sex turn?
He really wanted to see what the Avengers looked like after the sexual transformation, and it was just about Lokina's virtue...... To be honest, Fang Mo had long wanted to give him a turn.
Thinking of this, Fang Mo also directly began to realize the core of his motherhood.
I saw a burst of white light light up, and soon a strangely shaped sphere appeared in Fang Mo's hand.
What does this sphere look like...... It's kind of like the Apostle S2 mechanism in EVA, or the core of Ultraman's chest or something, the white metal is wrapped in a pale pink crystal, and this light gives people a very feminine feeling, like the kind of tattoo on the succubus's slippery white belly.
"Huh? This thing ......."
Seeing this, Fang Mo immediately became interested: "No, I have to find someone to try...... What about Sonic? ”
However, Fang Mo had just raised his head and looked around, when suddenly there was a knock at the door again, and this time the knocking sound seemed to be quite loud, very urgent.
"Who is this?"
After hearing the knock on the door, Fang Mo also frowned, and subconsciously looked at the door with a small map.
As a result, Fang Mo was stunned for a moment, because there were actually a large number of avatars crowded at the door: "it...... What happened? ”