Chapter 620: I'm going to turn Pochi-chan into a dog!
"I guess you're making fun of me, right?"
After pondering for a long time, Da Jiongyan's side seemed to have reacted, and said in a calm tone: "I have received relevant information, but as an S-class hero, you like to make that kind of bad joke, and even because of this, the hero name is defined as the root of all evil by the Hero Association......"
"Smack!"
Before he finished speaking, Fang Mo smiled directly and clasped his hands together, and the eyeballs flying in mid-air were slapped into meat puree, and he directly burst juice wildly, spraying everywhere.
Seeing this, the armored gorilla directly shrank its neck in fright.
He knew very well that Fang Mo hated being called by his name.
"You're rushing everywhere." It's just that the little demon is definitely not afraid of him, so he wiped a drop of blood on his face and said, "Pay attention next time." ”
"Then you can help me next time." Fang Mo also casually picked up a stalk when he heard this.
"Dreaming."
The little demon tilted his head directly.
However, soon, an eyeball-shaped monster flew down in mid-air, and it was obvious that Dajiongyan still didn't give up communicating with a few people.
"As far as I know, it's not the time set by the Hero Association to attack, right?"
Da Jiongyan said: "So Your Excellency violated the rules of the association without authorization, is this really what a hero should do?" And the citizen who was killed in J City at the time, he was also turned into a weirdo by you, right? ”
"Huh?"
Hearing this, the Vest Venerable glanced at Fang Mo in a bit of surprise.
"Oh, you said that." Fang Mo didn't care about this: "I'm sorry, I don't think it's a person to be able to do something like him." ”
"It seems that Your Excellency is not really a hero."
Da Jiongyan said: "Since you are unwilling to abide by the association's general attack time, you appeared here in advance...... So there must be some hidden secrets in this, would you like to talk to me about it? ”
"Hey, I do have some personal matters."
Hearing this, Fang Mo also suddenly sighed and said, "It's okay to tell you, anyway, I will easily eliminate the Strange People Association." ”
"Oh? Personal? ”
Hearing this, a fine light also faintly flashed in his eyes.
In his opinion, whether it is a human being or a weirdo, as long as there is desire, he will be manipulated, so he really wants to hear what the other party's private affairs are.
As for the other party's mention of eliminating the Freak Association......
To be honest, Da Jiongyan only felt a little ridiculous, the big snake he created single-handedly was a catastrophe that surpassed the dragon level, even among all the weirdos, he was the top king, not to mention that he also had a group of dragon-level weirdo cadres, and it was a fool's dream to destroy the weirdo association.
"Actually......"
Just under the expectant gaze of Da Jiong's eyes, Fang Mo also spoke.
I saw that he suddenly pointed to the little demon next to him without warning, and then spread his hands and said, "I'm mainly here to help my wife find a pet......"
“…… Ha? ”
Da Jiongyan was stunned when he heard it: "Looking for a pet?" What does that mean? ”
"Literally."
Fang Mo smiled and stretched out his hand, and directly pulled the little demon into his arms, rubbing the other party's little head melon while saying, "Let me introduce you, this is my lover...... You can call her an adoptive wife, she lost a Dalmatian some time ago. ”
"Is there a possibility, that is, ......"
The little demon was pressed into Fang Mo's arms and rubbed twice, and a green tendon obviously appeared on her forehead, only to see her squeeze out a few words from between her teeth: "That guy is actually called 'Dalmatian's too big dog'?" ”
Speaking of the big word.
The little demon also obviously emphasized his tone a little.
"Nonsense!" However, when Fang Mo heard this, he directly refuted: "Can I still not distinguish between the words big and tai? ”
"Only idiots like you can't tell the difference between those two words, okay?"
The little demon broke free from Fang Mo's arms with all his might: "That's obviously raising a dog that is too big, why raise a wife...... If you can't even tell the difference between these two words, don't come out and be embarrassed, okay? It's said that it's big, it's big, it's not too! There is no point in between! ”
"Can you tell?" Fang Mo glanced at the little demon.
"Nonsense!"
The little demon immediately roared.
"Okay, then you will remember it for me in the future, it's big." When Fang Mo said this, he suddenly leaned forward, and while tapping the little demon's stomach a little down with his hand, he whispered: "This is what you said yourself, it's big, not too ...... Remember, there's no in-between. ”
“…… Ha? ”
The little demon was stunned for a moment, but soon understood what Fang Mo was alluding to.
So her eyes flickered a little, and she pursed her lips and muttered, "You guy...... That's too much of a grudge, isn't it? ”
"It's not a grudge at all, is it?"
Fang Mo suddenly covered his face: "Do you know how much psychological damage this is for a man?" ”
"Dalmatian?"
It's just that the big blazing eyes on the other side didn't listen to the quarrel between the two, but squinted his eyes, he is still very sensitive to the word Dalmatian, after all, there is indeed a cadre on the side of the Weird Association who is a dog, so he immediately asked: "Is what Your Excellency said ...... Pochi? ”
"Yes, yes, it's Pochi-chan."
When Fang Mo heard this, he immediately became energetic, and laughed like a villain: "Boom! I'm going to beat Pochi-chan to my knees today...... Then catch it back and be my dog! ”
“?”
Da Jiong's eyes looked at Fang Mo a little confused...... Isn't this Poch a dog in the first place?
However, among the people present, only the little demon understood this pun, and raised his forehead with a little headache: "Come on, you can harm me, at least let go of another social terror, if you really like me to become like that." ”
"Hey, I'm just joking."
Fang Mo smiled and waved his hand: "It's enough to have one thing like Pink Hair, and more is purely to block yourself......"
Seeing Fang Mo's strange attitude, Da Jiong's eyes were far away in the depths of the ground and his body also frowned subconsciously, sure enough, this kind of inexplicable and wonderful guy was the most difficult to deal with, just like a madman, he didn't know what he was thinking.
"Still, treat it like an enemy."
After thinking about it, this thing also subconsciously muttered to himself.
After deciding on the countermeasures in the future, Da Jiongyan didn't bother to continue talking to this guy, and directly planned to end the exchange: "Since Your Excellency is here to find a dog, let's find it...... But I have to warn you, the Weirdos Society is a place where anyone can come. ”
"Huh?"
When Fang Mo heard this, he also happily glanced at the monster in mid-air: "Aren't you going to talk to me?" ”
"I have other things to do."
Da Jiong's eyes said calmly: "If it's nothing, I'll ......"
"Hey, don't be in such a hurry." Fang Mole stopped him: "Speaking of which, I have lost quite a lot of things in your association, in addition to dogs, there is also a ball of paper that I used after watching a small movie, a security guard, a cat, and my grandmother's dentures...... Plus the water from my grandmother to soak her dentures. ”
“……”
After hearing this, Da Jiongyan fell directly into silence.
It was obvious that the other party was just looking for trouble, and he reacted to these things that the other party said after thinking about it a little, each of which corresponded to a cadre of the Weird Association.
After thinking about it, Da Jiongyan also decided to make a counterattack: "You ......"
But before the words could be spoken.
Fang Mo suddenly added without warning.
"Oh, yes." I saw Fang Mo smiling and looking at the big blazing eyes here, and said in a calm tone: "I also lost an apricot slave, her name is Sykes." ”
“!?”
Hear the three words Sykes.
The pupils of the big blazing eyes all shrank into the size of a pinpoint in an instant, and her body was far away from the depths of the ground...... He sat up sharply from the sofa.
“…… Who are you? ”
This time, the tone of the big blazing eyes has obviously changed.
If it was a little perfunctory before, then now she is indeed a little surprised, after all, her identity has always been well hidden, except for the strange king snake, no one knows that the body of the big blazing eye is a human being, but the other party directly broke through this.
"It's all said that I'm your master."
Fang Mo smiled and spread his hands: "Have you forgotten the good time when you ate in a bowl with Pochi before?" ”
"You ...... guy"
Da Jiongyan was really shocked and angry when he heard this: "Damn! Sure enough, it's blowing snow, has that guy found something? In this way, there is no choice but to solve you here first......"
"Smack!"
It was the same as before, I saw Fang Mo clasp his hands together like a mosquito, and with a snap, the big blazing-eyed clone instantly exploded into a sky of plasma.
However, this time the big eye-catching...... Of course, it was okay to say that it was Sykes, she was already serious, so more than a dozen eyeball-like clones flew out of the surrounding buildings in an instant, and they kept questioning Fang Mo.
"Where the hell did you know that?"
"Is the snow blowing coming?"
"What else did that guy tell you about me?"
"Damn it, she's sure she's already told Tatsumaki about it, right?"
Fang Mo didn't say anything, just smiled and looked at the eyeball clone flying back and forth like a fly in mid-air, and after waiting for a long time, he slowly spit out two words in front of everyone.
"In a hurry?"
“……”
More than a dozen eyeballs froze in mid-air, followed by a louder quarrel.
"I'm not in a hurry!"
"Do you think I'm afraid of blowing snow!?"
"Don't say it's him, I don't even care about Tatsumaki!"
"I know you S-class heroes are amazing! But so what? Our cadres are stronger! ”
"I have single-handedly cultivated the Great Snake, and the Great Snake is a symbol of invincibility, even a monster as strong as a dragon is not his opponent!"
Fang Mo still looked at the eyeball clones in mid-air with a smile on his face, and it wasn't until they slowly stopped talking for most of the day that he spoke again, but this time it was even worse than just now, because he just spit out a word.
"Filial piety."
I saw Fang Mo give a thumbs up to these eyeballs.
“……?”
But this time Sykes was stunned, after all, she was just a character in the original book after all, and her thoughts were not as abstract and avant-garde as Fang Mo, so she couldn't quite understand the meaning of the word.
Fortunately, the little demon next to him thought about it and helped to add a sentence.
"The big snake is your father?"
“……!”
After this sentence, Sykes must have understood, and in an instant she felt that her blood vessels were about to burst out of her brain, and she had of course encountered angry people, but she had never encountered such an extremely hateful person as Fang Mo.
At this moment, she even had an urge to order all the cadres to go out and kill the guy in front of her, no plan, any hero association, it was not as important as the life of the person in front of her.
Of course, it obviously means one thing when she thinks so much, to put it simply......
Sykes has broken the defense.
"I ......"
I saw that Sykes wanted to scold the street when he opened his mouth, but Fang Mo didn't give her a chance to speak again this time, but directly snapped his fingers, and for a moment he only heard a snort, and all the eyeball clones exploded in the air, and were crushed into flesh foam by the gravitational field.
"Okay, the boss has been half by me."
After dealing with the Sykes here, Fang Mo also turned his head with a smile on his face and said to a few people: "Let's go down and mend the knife directly later." ”
“……”
The vest venerable didn't know what to say, so he directly supported his forehead.
It's just that the others didn't say anything, the pig god was originally bored and didn't like to talk, while the ancient one, the little demon, and some of the operators all knew what kind of virtue Fang Mo was.
Anyway, a little arranged.
Several people also chose an entrance and began to move separately.
Originally, Fang Mo was still a little worried about the little demon, but seeing that the other party could now rub the laser by hand, he also put a little snack.
Of course, it is necessary to advise it.
For example, tell the other party that if you can't beat it, hurry up/home and go home, and leave the rest to yourself or something.
In short, after parting ways, Fang Mo also picked a more pleasing entrance and walked in, but there is one thing to say, the headquarters area of this weird association is indeed a bit exaggerated, it feels like an underground city, and it is not one floor, but the kind where countless layers crisscross and overlap.
Even if the Weird Guild has weirdos who are good at building, it's definitely not something they can build in a while, and it's obvious that the owner of this underground world is someone else.
That is, the underground man who was trampled to death by Saitama in the original book.
In fact, if you think about it carefully, the underground people may have been occupied by these dragon-level monsters, and they couldn't beat it themselves, so they thought about occupying the overworld world.
As a result, as soon as the underground king went out, he met the bald demon king, and he had no choice but to die......
Out of helplessness, Fang Mo could only open Steve's minimap vision, observing the surrounding terrain while keeping an eye on the bioradar moving forward.
In fact, if Fang Mo only wants to fight the BOSS, then he can meet the Weird King directly all the way down, but the problem is that in addition to the general BOSS, there are many other weird weird cadres here, maybe you can unlock a new mod with two strokes?
But let's be honest, Steve's bioradar on the minimap ...... It doesn't work very well here.
According to the original book, tens of thousands of weirdos of different levels are densely gathered here, and here is an overlapping structure, a large number of weird Q version avatars are overlapped, although I know that there are many weirdos nearby, but to be honest, Fang Mo doesn't know which layer they are on or what.
It's just that maybe Fang Mo's luck is really good.
He had only walked a little distance when he felt a vibration under his feet.
Glancing at the minimap, I could vaguely see a black avatar rushing towards me, and there were six points of light on the avatar, which looked a little familiar.
"Huh?"
Seeing this avatar, Fang Mo was obviously a little surprised, he might not be able to distinguish others, but he did know this dog, yes, this is what Fang Mo just said, 'raising a Dalmatist dog that is too big', that is, Po Qi, a cadre of the Weird Association.
Soon, there was a rumbling sound.
In the far reaches of the passage, an unusually large black shadow appeared, rushing towards him.
And after seeing Fang Mo, this monster suddenly braked sharply on the ground with its two front paws, and stopped more than a hundred meters away from him.
"Oh, that's it."
Seeing the huge figure in front of him, Fang Mo felt quite excited.
Of course, he recognized the identity of the other side at a glance, although it was a bit too big, but it was obvious that this was a strange-looking dog, but the hair on his body was a little messy, and he looked a little irritable, and he didn't know who provoked this thing.
At the moment, this guy seems to be observing himself, and he doesn't know what he's thinking.
“emmm……”
Seeing this, Fang Mo also directly summoned his stand-in Steve, and cut the inventory in seconds and took out a set of bones, intending to tame it first.
"Boom Boom ......"
While controlling Steve to get closer to the other party, Fang Mo made a voice that attracted the dog with his mouth: "Come on, come on, Pochi, come and be my dog, I promise not to seal you into the sword......"
“?”
Pochi tilted his head at this, as if he was thinking about something.
But in the next second, it seemed to suddenly react, and suddenly let out a loud roar, and then opened its mouth to spray a light cannon towards Fang Mo.
"!"