Chapter 37 Killing the Donkey
Lin Yiqiu slapped him a few times, Jiang Rui was already unrecognizable, and his face was bloody.
"Master Lin, don't fight, the slave knows it's wrong! For the sake of the mother, please spare the slave this time."
Jiang Rui knelt on the ground, miserable, and kowtowed again and again to beg for mercy.
Lin Yiqiu looked at Concubine De, she didn't mean to stop.
This woman is ruthless enough.
On the surface, even if he killed Jiang Rui, Concubine De would not say anything, this beam must have been settled.
He was almost out of anger and stopped.
Concubine De only spoke at this time.
"Don't thank Lord Lin for showing mercy, and if you make trouble for this palace in the future, you don't need Lord Lin to make a move, this palace will want your head." Remember, just get out!"
"Wow! Lord Schelling, Xie Niangniang!"
When Jiang Rui heard this, he was amnesty, and crawled out of the hall with a roll.
Concubine De looked at Lin Yiqiu below and said with a smile.
"Someone, don't show Lord Lin a seat yet! It's the first time for Lord Lin to come to Zhaode Palace, I've long heard that Lord Lin is strong in martial arts, and I don't want to be extraordinary. It is a blessing to have such a talent as Lord Lin."
"The mother is overrated."
Lin Yiqiu was secretly a little proud.
"I knew that Niangniang was so beautiful, I should have come to Zhaode Palace to ask for peace earlier."
"Lord Lin, I'm a little embarrassed to praise this palace."
was tense before, and in the blink of an eye, the two were talking and laughing.
Because, Tianchan vomited blood, and the banquet ended hastily.
When Emperor Qian returned to the palace, he wanted to see which little eunuch won glory for the big Qian.
Lin Yiqiu didn't say a few words to Concubine De, and was called to Qianqing Palace.
At this moment, Emperor Qiandi was dressed in men's clothes, and Lin Yiqiu's gaze involuntarily fell on Emperor Qian's chest.
Such a large pair of soft fragrant warm jade, it's not uncomfortable to strangle.
Well, he thought again, something that shouldn't be thought about.
"So you're that little father-in-law, come here, let me see, what are you like?"
Emperor Qian opened his mouth lightly and beckoned Lin Yiqiu to step forward.
"Obey, Minister!"
Lin Yiqiu stepped forward respectfully and saluted.
Emperor Qian's eyes were suspicious, this voice was so familiar.
I didn't notice that Lin Yiqiu claimed to be a minister, not a minion.
When Lin Yiqiu approached, Emperor Qian's eyes widened, his face was surprised, and he forgot to change his original voice.
"What about you?!"
For a while, I thought it was ridiculous.
She narrowed her eyes and looked at Lin Yiqiu.
"Did you come up with the couplet of the Heavenly Zen Master?"
Lin Yiqiu nodded.
"It's Wechen! Wei Chen heard that the envoy of Wu was presumptuous in the palace, and rushed over without clothes or food, but fortunately, he finally did not disappoint His Majesty."
Disappointed?
Where to disappoint, it was a big surprise.
In order to prevent his inner emotions from being exposed, Emperor Qian pretended to be indifferent.
"I was going to reward that little father-in-law, since it was you, then the merits and demerits should be offset by no reward or punishment, are you willing?"
"Guilty, sinner! Yes, sir!"
Saying that, Lin Yiqiu looked aggrieved.
Can he say no?
"Hmph, count you as acquaintances."
Emperor Qian looked at Lin Yiqiu's aggrieved appearance and smiled secretly in his heart.
Originally, she was still annoyed that Lin Yiqiu was a fake eunuch, and thought about simply castrating this guy and making him a real eunuch.
Lin Yiqiu sent a gift perfume first, and after she used it, she liked it tightly.
Now that this guy has made a great contribution, what should he do with it?
Lin Yiqiu was also beating the drum in his heart, and Emperor Qiandi stared at him viciously, as if he wanted to eat him.
His face was also thick-skinned, and he was not afraid, he looked at Emperor Qian, and said generously: "Your Majesty, the minister sent the perfume yesterday, and I haven't told Your Majesty how to use it."
"Oh, don't you just sprinkle it on your body?"
Emperor Qian asked strangely.
Lin Yiqiu said eloquently.
"Yes, it's not true. How to use perfume optimally, the first thing is to keep the body clean, once the perfume is combined with inhalation, the smell will change, preferably in the morning before going out, or after bathing in the evening. When using the perfume, apply it to the inside of your wrists, ears, carotid arteries, hair ends, clothing, etc., so that your body will emit a charming fragrance when you move around."
"That's how it works."
When Emperor Qiandi heard this, he nodded, and then thought that he couldn't be kind to this guy.
"Let's get out of here, I still don't want to see you."
Lin Yiqiu was stunned.
Isn't this unloading and killing donkeys!
Fortunately, Emperor Qian didn't mention his fake eunuch, so it was better to slip away first.
Out of Emperor Qian's bedroom, Wei Wanqiu was waiting outside, and when she learned that the little father-in-law was Lin Yiqiu, she was sweet and proud in her heart.
"Your Majesty, what did you get in reward?"
Wei Wanqiu asked with a smile.
Lin Yiqiu shook his head with a wry smile.
This stupid girl, your husband almost lost the most important thing, not to mention that it would be good to reward or not punish.
He pulled out a porcelain bottle containing perfume.
"This one for you."
Wei Wanqiu saw that Emperor Qian had used it, she was by the side of the Queen Mother, and she knew that the perfume smelled good, and she was overjoyed at this time when she received such a valuable gift.
"Perfume, I thought you only had the one for Your Majesty."
Lin Yiqiu held her slender hand and said affectionately.
"Fool, how could I have forgotten you. Of course I'll prepare it for you, but I don't have a chance to send it to you. This is the fragrance of osmanthus flowers, smell it, do you like it?"
Wei Wanqiu pulled out the soft plug and sniffed it.
The fragrance of osmanthus is fragrant, sweet in the fragrance, refreshing.
"It smells so good, I like it."
Although the man in front of him is a eunuch, he is a big hero who saves face, and he knows how to prepare gifts for himself, such a person is really perfect!
"Wanqiu!"
Emperor Qian's voice came from inside the room.
Wei Wanqiu hurriedly woke up from the sweetness, and said a little reluctantly.
"You go back first, I have to go and change your Majesty's clothes."
This situation is a good time to capture Wei Wanqiu's heart.
How could Lin Yiqiu miss it.
"Well, kiss one and go."
He put his arms around Wei Wanqiu's small waist, and quickly lowered his head and dipped it on Wei Wanqiu's mouth.
"You ......"
Wei Wanqiu, who was attacked by the sneak attack, instantly blushed, and slapped Lin Yiqiu with his little hand.
"You are too bold, if your majesty sees you......
No, Lin Yiqiu kissed again, this time, it was even more intense.
Soon, Wei Wanqiu gasped for breath, and when she felt that she was about to lose her breath, she pushed Lin Yiqiu away and hurriedly walked into the dormitory.
"Here comes the slave."
"It tastes so good."
Lin Yiqiu smashed his mouth and smiled.
Day 2.
Lin Yiqiu dressed up, and he was a merry man and a jade tree.
"Overseer, where are you going?"
"Wind and Rain Building."
Acting has to be done in a full set, since Qiandu is now rumoring that he is a eunuch visiting the Qinglou, how can he disappoint those people who eat melons.
Holding the folding fan he had just bought, Lin Yiqiu walked into the door of the Fengyu Building gracefully.
The old bustard of the wind and rain building coped with the teasing of the guests, and when he turned his head to see the handsome Lin Yiqiu, his face turned black in an instant.
Last time, this eunuch smashed the wind and rain building and didn't have a place to ask for it, why did this evil god come again?