Chapter 1: The Reliable Second Senior Brother
On Sunday, the hospital was much quieter than usual.
Song Junxing lay in the one-person ward, bathed in the morning light that poured in from the windowsill.
Although he is already in his prime, he is still living a very comfortable life at the moment.
If there wasn't a kid surnamed Jiang who came to stir up trouble in front of his eyes.
"Old thing, when are you going to die?" Jiang Li sat on the edge of the bed, supporting his face with one hand, and opened his mouth to be a dialogue of respecting the old and loving the young.
", you little bunny." Song Junxing's forehead was bruised, if it weren't for his body, he almost jumped up and punched this guy who was neither big nor small, "You don't go to work on a good working day, so you come to me to be angry?" ”
"What's all the fuss, I've been here three times this month." Jiang Li took it for granted.
"Is this a question you come to several times a month?" Song Junxing clasped his hands together and prayed, "My little ancestor, what happened to make you run to me every day." ”
"I don't want to do it anymore." Jiang Li said very resolutely.
"Why don't you want to do it, isn't it quite good for you to be the second senior brother in the Five Elements in the past few years, my daughter and your junior sister praised you for being very reliable when they came to visit me."
"Don't mention it." Jiang Li looked unbearable, "Don't you know how troublesome those junior brothers and sisters usually are?" ”
"What's the matter, it's more troublesome than your little cub who runs in front of me every day and asks me when I'm going to die?" Song Junxing said angrily.
"Your daughter, the third junior sister, broke her foot when she practiced martial arts last month and rested for half a month." Jiang Li began to liquidate the crime.
"Then isn't it normal for you to cultivate immortals and practice martial arts?"
"Yes, it's normal, but that little girl refused to recuperate when she arrived at the hospital, and shouted every day to practice martial arts, but she clicked and twisted her waist again. As a result, I still refused to give up practicing martial arts, so I had to knock her unconscious and let her recuperate quietly, wake up once and be stunned once, and it took half a month! ”
"Forehead......" Song Junxing touched the non-existent beard on his chin, "My daughter, she has been obsessed with martial arts since she was a child, and she is competitive." But it's a bit excessive, and it's bothering you. ”
"Not necessarily."
"By the way, how is my little girl now?"
"I've been knocked unconscious too many times and had a concussion, and I just sent you downstairs."
"Huh?"
"Then we're even, let's talk about the next one."
"Hey, no, that's how to ...... it?"
"The fourth junior brother tinkered with his cultivator every day, saying that he was going to plant fairy grass, but at first I thought it was nothing, so I didn't pay much attention to him.
As a result, when I went back to the base two days ago, I found that he had made a Gundam, and if it weren't for the lack of weapons, I almost thought that the Iron Pilot was coming. Jiang Li directly cut off Song Junxing's words.
"Isn't that good?" Song Junxing didn't continue to pursue it, but said, "This has made our armed forces stronger, but the result is different from the original development direction." ”
"Then the mecha got out of control, and in just half an hour, one of our immortal grass cultivation bases was gone, causing our immortal grass supply to almost have a gap this month."
"......" Song Junxing fell silent.
"And the fifth junior sister, a few days ago, she was asked to solve the hijacking of the factory, and she blew up the factory."
"Ah......h I remember that this little girl is a fire attribute spiritual root, and it is also a physical cultivation...... It's normal to accidentally smash a factory when you're angry, and you know the destructive power of your immortal cultivators. It's a big deal to lose money, I remember that the factories now are almost all automatic....."
"She blew up a nuclear power plant."
"......" Song Junxing's face suddenly became solemn, and he patted Jiang Li's shoulder with emotion, "I'm really sorry for you, reliable second senior brother." ”
"you, give me less of what you don't have." Jiang Li impatiently slapped Song Junxing's hand away. "Hurry up, in a word, when are you going to die?"
"No, you don't want to do it, you don't want to do it, why are you running to me and cursing me to death." Song Junxing sensed that something was wrong.
"Are you really confused, have you forgotten the contract that your father set with me in front of you?"
Song Junxing lowered his head when he heard this, and he really remembered the so-called contract in Jiang Li's mouth in his not very bright head.
That was when he was young, and his father Song Shanhe said on a snowy night.
Song Shanhe led Jiang Li to his front and made a contract with Jiang Li that in the future, when Song Junxing took over Song Shanhe's position and became the manager of the secret force of the superpower management organization in Huaxia, the Five Elements.
Jiang Li was responsible for helping Song Junxing manage until Song Junxing died.
On the other hand, Song Shanhe will also agree to Jiang Li's conditions.
At that time, Jiang Li was already like this, but he was just an immortal cultivator, so he was still such a young man.
Jiang Li's condition is what Song Junxing has forgotten, or it may be that he has never heard of it at all, but he remembers what Jiang Li is going to do.
But there is such a thing.
"My dad has been dead for nearly seventy years, and I don't remember the contract you made with him, so why don't you just go if you want to? And no one will gossip about you. Song Junxing paused, as if he had thought of something, "And who dares to gossip about you." ”
When Jiang Li heard this, he felt that it made sense, but he still shook his head, "That's not good, I'm a very principled person." ”
"If you have principles, you will come to stimulate my old man?" Song Junxing was directly speechless.
"In fact, I'm a lot older than you."
"Ahem, ahem...... cough, cough, ......cough, ”
"Less, you said the same thing three years ago, and you said the same thing three years ago three years ago, and you didn't die at any time." Jiang Li got up and patted Song Junxing on the back and poured him a cup of hot water.
"I am Shui Linggen, I can see the breath of life in people, even now, your breath of life is still strong. You old thing can really live. ”
"Phew, how do you talk, you can see that thing still tossing me every day."
"I'm here to remind you, what if you see my distress and decide to liberate me early?"
"It's a good idea, you can go for me, I'm going to sleep." Song Junxing took advantage of the situation and drilled into the quilt, but Jiang Li couldn't pull it.
"Even if you don't talk about respecting the elderly, then you are an older immortal who loves the young."
"Tsk." Jiang Li smacked his tongue, "I can't help you, then I'll go, you want to notify me." ”
"I'll never want to open it in my life!"
"Sweet and greasy!"
The door closed, making a slight noise, Jiang Li didn't bother Song Junxing anymore and left the hospital.
After Song Junxing confirmed that Jiang Li was far away, the more he thought about it, the more angry he became, but there was nothing he could do, so he had to turn over and try to fall asleep.
——
After leaving the hospital, Jiang Li did not rush back to the base of Wuxing, but walked into a bubble tea shop at the end of the street.
Although Jiang Li will join the Five Elements to become the second senior brother Shui in the Five Elements according to the contract of the year, assisting Song Junxing.
But after all, the Five Elements are official secret forces, with complete facilities and departments, and in most cases they can maintain their own operations.
Otherwise, Song Junxing's body, which had been lying in the hospital for more than ten years, would have been laid off a long time ago.
Jiang Li actually only has to deal with some emergencies on weekdays, such as the case of superpowers, or the work of his younger brothers and sisters.
If it weren't for the fact that his younger brothers and sisters were all one or two troublemakers, it would actually be quite easy.
Just like now, the third junior sister is hospitalized, and the fourth junior brother and the fifth junior sister will not make a fuss for at least a week after being taught a lesson.
Jiang Li, who didn't care about them, entered vacation mode, and could finally enjoy the vacation he had not had time to enjoy before.
This bubble tea shop is not an Internet celebrity store, and there are many competitors on the side.
Plus it's a weekday, so it's very deserted, with only one boss sitting behind the counter playing on his phone.
"Yo, you're here." When Jiang Li came in, he brought the wind chimes on the door, and a few crisp sounds made the young man aware of Jiang Li's arrival.
The young man's name is Tang Ruoan, because Jiang Li often comes here to drink a cup of milk tea when he comes to visit Song Junxing, so he also knows Jiang Li.
"Well, I went to visit an old friend, so I stopped by." Jiang Li slowly walked to the counter and sat down, "Old look, let's have a cup of rose-flavored soda." ”
"Okay, please slow down." In fact, when Jiang Li entered the door, Tang Ruoan had already prepared soda for him, and as soon as the words fell, he handed it over.
Jiang Li was also accustomed to it, took the soda and took a big sip.
It's summer, and it's the solar term of the great heat, and it's the time when the weather is hot and dry.
Even if an immortal cultivator like Jiang Li is actually cold and hot, doing something according to the weather can still make him feel comfortable.
The rose-flavored soda tastes a bit strange, and at first you feel like you're drinking a soda mixed with mosquito coils, but after a while, the strange feeling becomes harmonious and no longer abrupt.
Jiang Li took out a ten-yuan bill from his pocket and put it on the table, but Tang Ruoan did not take it in a hurry.
"When is the next time that friend you came to visit?" Tang Ruoan casually tidied up the counter.
"Hmm......" Jiang Li calculated the days, after a week's vacation, he might spend a week or even a month dealing with some possible things, and then he would complain again......
"I guess it's going to be next month, and that guy is happy to be idle anyway."
"Then I'll give you this cup, after all, this may be the last drink you'll have with me." Tang Ruoan pushed the money back.
"What, don't you do it?" Jiang Li was also not polite and took back the money.
"I can't do it, you see, there is not a single guest except you." Tang Ruoan smiled helplessly.
"Jingle bells." The door of the bubble tea shop was pushed open, the wind chimes rang, and a young woman walked in, "Boss, ask for a cup of plain milk tea." ”
"......" Jiang Li looked at Tang Ruoan.
"......" Tang Ruoan embarrassedly gave the woman a cup of milk tea and walked back.
"I can't even pay the rent for the past few months, and the store will be sold next month.
I'm going back to my hometown to see if there's anything I can do. ”
"Oh oh......" Jiang Li was a little regretful, after all, this strange taste of the drink could not be matched in the other two stores next to it.
But it is impossible for him to let Tang Ruoan stay and continue to open the store, and he does not have so much money to fund others.
"Speaking of which, I have a lot of things left here, and if I have to move out next month, I may not be able to finish moving, so I will give you some things as souvenirs."
Tang Ruoan continued.