Chapter 801: Fang Mo: This pendant is too strong, I seem to have been deified

"Why don't you let us live well!?"

As Fang Mo slapped the table, the attention of the others was instantly attracted.

"These bureaucrats in Fuyuki City are really rotten!"

A look of righteous indignation appeared on Fang Mo's face, as if he was talking to himself, as if he was talking to the other diners in the izaka: "This group of damn wine bags and rice bags only dare to squeeze us low-level social animals all day long, but they don't dare to investigate the murderer!" How many people are dying these days!? ”

"Huh?"

Seeing this, Kirizakura was stunned for a moment, and she hadn't reacted yet: "This ...... Lord Archer? ”

"At first, it was the explosion of Suiqunyuan Academy, then several blocks on the outskirts of the city were destroyed, and then even the houses of innocent citizens were blown up to the sky, and three generations of grandparents and grandchildren were also destroyed!"

However, Fang Mo didn't pay attention to Jian Tong Sakura, and instead said to himself, "Fuck...... Cults and murderers have run rampant to such an extent that they even dare to torture and kill us in our home! But the rice buckets of the Metropolitan Police Department have done nothing at all, and they are looking for excuses to be fig leafs for themselves all day long! ”

“……”

As soon as this sentence came out, the people around him seemed to be a little angry.

Because what Fang Mo said was the truth, as a modern city in Japan, Fuyuki City was indeed a little scary, and many people were so worried that they didn't even dare to take a step out of their homes.

"What about gas explosions, accidental fires, hmph, they don't think we really believe this, do they?"

Fang Mo slapped the table again and shouted, "How can it be repaired!" Obviously, our group of Japanese benzene social animals are the hardest guys, we eat cheap bento every day, and we work hard to squeeze out the little tax...... In the end, they raised a bunch of brainless stupid pigs! In the end, they even turned around and oppressed us as the lowest brutes! ”

"That's it...... That's it! ”

Hearing this, the others obviously couldn't help it, and subconsciously agreed.

"We're a pretty good country, right? The science is advanced and the economy is developed. Fang Mo continued: "But as citizens of Fuyuki City, we can't even guarantee the most basic personal safety now, no matter how you think about it, it's weird, right?" ”

"I have to work hard every day, and I don't see any hope, but it's still not okay to be like this?"

"This should be our own country, right? Our social animals have always worked overtime in a regular manner, abiding by the law, and have not hurt anyone, but in the end, no one is willing to stand up to protect our personal safety! Those Japanese magnates only thought about how to continue to oppress us, not to mention the marrow, and still laughed and abused our lowliness in private! ”

"You know what? The leftovers that the Heisei nobles fed the dogs at home...... It's even more hearty than we eat for our parents' birthdays!! ”

“……”

That's it.

Almost the entire izakaya was a little unable to sit still.

In the dim light, the pendant on the side of Fang Mo's ear was shaking, exuding a grotesque and muddy aura, as if something was giggling in the darkness.

The cold aura continued to spread.

It was as if a bloated, pitch-black shadow of chaos lay on the ground, wriggling.

Fang Mo's words had a certain indescribable meaning, like some kind of abstract entity, it began to invade the minds of everyone around them, like the roots of a tree, little by little into the depths of their souls, distorting logic, confusing cognition, and making them blind and stupid.

"I've been thinking, is it because we Japanese people aren't working hard enough?"

Fang Mo slapped the table and shouted, "Lao Tzu has obviously worked hard enough!" Our Japanese benzene is already the country with the worst overtime work in the world, okay?! ”

"We have to squeeze the Shinkansen every day, and we have to be scolded by that shit boss when we go to work, we have no rest and no lovers, and we don't even socialize, and occasionally we are bullied by our seniors, and in the end we go home and fall asleep and then get up and continue to work, bow and salute countless people, and have a humble attitude, who dares to say that I don't work hard enough?"

"This ......"

Hearing this, the others were also silent.

I saw them looking at Fang Mo, and there was an extremely complicated feeling in their eyes, and the expression seemed to say, 'Oh my God, this is simply me!' 'Same.

"I know that we Japanese people often use the term 'social animal' to mock ourselves."

"I'm afraid this has become a characteristic of Japanese benzene, right?"

"But in fact, I'm a social animal...... I also longed for a girl to save herself, she didn't need to be beautiful, she didn't need to be good, but I would still try my best to be good to her, fight for her, work overtime, and finally eat a good meal made by myself together, hug her in the middle of the night and say wife I love you, thank you for saving me. ”

"But I'm just a Japanese animal."

"I'm so ordinary, like a dying star in the night sky."

"It's no wonder that our neon is too dazzling, now people are in a hurry, and who will stop and look up at the starry sky? I used this social animal to laugh at myself...... It's just coquettish to yourself. ”

“……”

The diners in the izakaya were silent.

They lowered their heads and began to gulp down their beer.

The alcohol further stimulates the nerves, causing negative emotions to begin to brew wildly in this small space.

"We must give everything we have, health, love, happiness, and all the beauty we hope to keep in our lives, in exchange for a barely satisfying job...... But what about the Japanese magnates? All they have to do is insult us! Squeeze us! You can make a lot of money like Jews!! ”

"Do you know that a watermelon next door only costs a few dollars?"

"It's only a few hundred yen! That's just the price we paid for a bowl of ramen! ”

"Do you know how much our local watermelon costs? It's time to catch up with the bread of Germany during World War II!! ”

While speaking, Fang Mo didn't know where to take out a watermelon, and smashed it on the table with a 'bang', of course, his watermelon was a little weird, because it was actually square, but everyone didn't care, because there was really a square watermelon on Riben's side, and it was indeed very expensive.

"Do you know what is the biggest difference between Japanese humans and animals?"

"In Tokyo's temperature close to 40 degrees, even crows know to find a cool place to rest and drink water to avoid heat stroke, and we will choose to go to that B class!"

Speaking of this, Fang Mo's words turned in vain.

"Actually...... I always laugh at the Nippon people who are hiding in their homes. ”

"These Japanese people have forgotten the spirit of bushido, and have become cowardly Heisei waste, and once they encounter difficulties in work and study, they will go to squat at home and drown in virtual redemption, I think they are shameful soft eggs!"

"But now I'm awake!"

"These days, the Benite people retreat and give up when they encounter difficulties in reality, but when they encounter difficulties in the game, they can actively look for a breakthrough, even if it is a soul game, they also persevere, and they don't care about the abuse and ridicule of others, what does this mean?"

"It doesn't mean they're not the ones who have the problem!"

"This group of NETs is still a willing person to work hard, and the real problem is our work and study!"

"Our culture of bullying in Japan...... It's already a household name all over the world, bastard! In this environment, the only thing that can be bred in this country is sashimi,, and despair, okay!? ”

"A friend of mine who was a social animal drank too much and eventually died of alcohol poisoning, was it alcohol or the past that killed him?"

"But he's alive in the past and when he's drinking! So kill his ......"

"It's the future."

Fang Mo pretended to sigh when he said this, and then waved his hand at the waiter, stuffing a handful of gold grains: "Brother, go and fill all the wine of your friends, and I will pay for the whole audience today." ”

"Ladies and gentlemen, the country of Japan has been distorted."

After the waiter began to pour the wine, Fang Mo continued to speak: "Those powerful people born from the old world are viciously encroaching on our future, they burn our dignity with invisible flames, whip our bodies, well, maybe we don't have the tenacity of bushido, and we don't care about honor...... But do we really want to be social animals for the rest of our lives? Is happiness such an unattainable thing in the country of Japan? ”

"Waste pickers in Tokyo don't have the money to sponsor their children...... Forget it, when I didn't say it. ”

Fang Mo shook his head, and his tone gradually calmed down: "All in all, the country of Ribenz is already sick, very sick, and even tragedy can no longer arouse people's pity. ”

“…… Because we empathize. ”

"But... Damn......"

Hearing this, someone next to him finally couldn't help but pat the table: "Your Excellency, what you said is simply great!" ”

"Yes, yes."

Like a pebble thrown into a lake, it stirred up a lot of ripples, and soon the others followed suit: "The country of Japan has completely rotted!" How can it be repaired! Isn't this the end of it? ”

"But what can we do?"

But soon, some people began to sigh in frustration: "I'm afraid we can't change anything except drinking here, right?" ”

"Friend, the power of will is infinite."

Fang Mo smiled, his face seemed to be blurred between the swaying of the earrings, and his voice became illusory, as if it came from a distant sky: "All I need to do is to wake up the few people in Dongmu City first, and then you will wake up more sleeping people......"

Speaking of which.

Fang Mo also left from his position.

I saw him walk a few steps, and soon noticed an uncle who was looking at him in a daze.

He was holding a roll of paper in his hand, it should be his own child, Fang Mo glanced down and found that it was still a geographical roll paper, so he took it and wrote two strokes simply.

"Pay you back."

After writing casually twice, Fang Mo handed the roll back again.

The middle-aged uncle glanced down at the fill-in-the-blank question above, the capital of Austria, Berlin? The capital of Poland, Berlin? Capital of France...... How still Berlin?

"Ah???h

Seeing this, the middle-aged uncle was a little dazed: "Your Excellency, did you make a mistake?" ”

"It's okay, you'll find out later."

Fang Mo didn't explain, just patted the other party's shoulder hard.

And after that, he also turned his head to look at the people present again: "Everyone, there is no way to grovel and beg for their mercy anymore, whether it is Fuyuki City, or our group of Japanese social animals, we can only rely on ourselves to protect it, this is no longer a humble and ridiculous protest and march, but a real war!" ”

Speaking of this, Fang Mo slowly stretched out a hand forward and slowly clenched it: "Let's put happiness ...... Take it back! ”

"That's right! Take it back! ”

Immediately, someone chimed in and shouted, "What you said is so good! ”

"That's right! You should be in control of our Fuyuki City! "Fuck! We want to support you to become the mayor of Fuyuki City!! "What mayor! This is our noble Prime Minister! "Yes! God must have finally come to save us!? ”

"Hey~"

Seeing the red eyes of the group of people below, Fang Mo immediately became happy.

He's really a backyard oil now, and he's so beautiful at home.

Seriously, even Fang Mo himself didn't expect that the pendant given by Nyara Totip was so powerful, the other party was worthy of being the outer god of the Cthulhu mythos, and the degree of bewitchment was comparable to Yuri's mind control tower, okay: "You don't need to deify me......"

"That's right." Sakura on this side chimed in: "Archer-sama is not a god, he is just a ......"

"What!"

I don't know who shouted: "Yuan Shen? ”

"I'm ......"

Then this time it will be replaced by Fang Mo and he will start to have a headache.

……

A few hours later.

The Izakaya's speech has come to an end.

Fang Mo didn't continue to act, after all, this kind of thing also needs to be brewed and fermented, so he took Jian Tong Sakura back to the hotel here again.

"Lord Archer, you just looked so handsome."

As soon as she returned to the hotel, she looked at Fang Mo with starry eyes with a look of adoration: "You are indeed the hero sent by the Holy Grail to save this world, I am so happy to be able to become your master, and I am the first to be saved by you." ”

"Really?"

Fang Mo didn't feel that he had said anything, he was just playing a joke.

It's just that the earrings given by Naiaratto Tipu are too out-of-class, not only can they be effective in groups, but they also seem to have the nature of memetic pollution.

I am also a dimensional demon god anyway, and I can see that after listening to my own words, this group of people are wrapped with an indescribable aura on their bodies, as if it is some kind of spiritual plague, and then as they talk, this effect will spread to other people.

Because Fang Mo saw it with his own eyes.

One of the men called a friend and seemed to describe his words, and then the other man drove in from nowhere, also covered in the aura of chaos.

It can only be said that the methods of these outer gods to play with people's hearts are really strong, but this effect should not spread to the whole world, right?

I just want to have some fun.

I really don't want to do anything else.

Rubbing his eyebrows, Fang Mo didn't bother to care so much, anyway, this is just the winter wood market of Riben, and it's not anywhere else, it's nothing to play like this by himself, right?

Of course, I want to think about it.

In order for the next work to be carried out smoothly.

Fang Mo still did some work, such as pulling Hayakawa Aki and Himeno out, and then discussed with the couple about the knowledge of the Japanese side, and by the way, told the other party his plan to see if he could discuss some relatively simple and quick ways to do things.

Of course, this discussion is for a night.

And by the next day, Fang Mo had also roughly figured out some details, so soon, he woke up the cherry blossoms here.

"Lord Archer?"

Sakura opened her eyes a little worriedly: "What's wrong?" ”

"Oh, it's fine."

Fang Mo touched the other party's head: "Wash up and have some breakfast, and come with me to Dongmu TV for a while." ”