Take a leave of absence today and will not update in the evening.

Please refresh this chapter in one day to get the text again.

Don't buy this chapter, don't buy this chapter, thank you!

Since this is a leave note, I'm going to talk nonsense!

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain.

There is a jar in the temple.

There's a basin in the tank.

There's a bowl in that basin, and there's a spoon in the bowl.

The spoon has a jelly bean.

I've eaten, you're hungry, this story is over!

Ahahahaha~

Just kidding, if the above paragraph is offensive......

Ah, if offended......

If offended......

Then please refresh this chapter within 24 hours, and the text is presented!

Let's be honest, we're all honest and good kids.

Since I took a leave of absence today, I will add it tomorrow!

Hehe, let's change it slowly, the story is a little slow to heat, since I've seen it here, what are the shortcomings, comments or suggestions, see you in the comment area.

Recently, I watched a small paragraph, which is very funny, and I share it with you, and the picture is happy~

Oops, I hope it won't be cold, I'm watching it once and laughing once, haha!

Dangdang dang~

……

One day, a reporter came to a pasture and saw a farmer feeding his cattle

The reporter went up and accosted: "May I ask what you feed your cattle every day?" ”

The farmer said, "Are you asking about black or white bulls?" ”

Reporter: "Black Bull"

Farmer: "Corn and wheat"

Reporter: "What about the white cow?" ”

Farmer: "Corn and wheat"

The reporter was stunned for a moment and asked, "Then how many catties do you feed them every day?" ”

Farmer: "Are you asking about black or white cows?" ”

Reporter: "Black Bull"

Farmer: "5 pounds"

Reporter: "What about the white cow?" ”

Farmer: "5 pounds"

The reporter was a little impatient, so he asked questioningly: "Why do you want to ask me twice for the same answer?" ”

The farmer said lightly: "Because the black cow is mine"

Reporter: "What about the white cow?" ”

Farmer: "Mine too"

……

Whoa, one more!

……

One day I was drinking with my buddy and he asked me, "Everyone says you're poor, can you make me despair with a word?" ”

I said, "Your wife has a black mole on her left buttocks!" ”

The buddy's face changed suddenly, and he said with certainty: "Indeed, I am desperate now, can you use a word to rekindle my hope?" ”

I said, "Your wife and I are at the same table in kindergarten!" ”

The buddy said, "Okay, can you make me desperate again?" ”

I said, "Who remembers kindergarten so clearly..."

The buddy said, "What, that's the case, can you give me hope again?" ”

I said, "It was small, but there are photos to prove it!" ”

The buddy said, "Yes, it seems that I am thinking too much, can you make me desperate again now?" ”

I said, "I checked it again last night!" ”

The buddy said, "Ah, still confirmed? You're giving me hope again, right? ”

I said, "I mean, I looked at the kindergarten pictures again last night!" ”

……

In fact, if you are smart, you will definitely find that I am in the water ......

I......

I......

I'll admit it's not good......

This and this, people have three urgencies, and since the little writer posted Li Yumo's story on the Internet, he has asked for leave no more than twice in total~

Thank you for your bearings~

Well, I remember the last time I took a leave of absence, or the last time I came......

Oops, anyway, I wish you all good health, what you eat, good luck, and happiness like the East China Sea!

Bye-bye! Take a leave of absence today and will not update in the evening.

Please refresh this chapter in one day to get the text again.

Don't buy this chapter, don't buy this chapter, thank you!

Since this is a leave note, I'm going to talk nonsense!

Once upon a time there was a mountain, and there was a temple in the mountain.

There is a jar in the temple.

There's a basin in the tank.

There's a bowl in that basin, and there's a spoon in the bowl.

The spoon has a jelly bean.

I've eaten, you're hungry, this story is over!

Ahahahaha~

Just kidding, if the above paragraph is offensive......

Ah, if offended......

If offended......

Then please refresh this chapter within 24 hours, and the text is presented!

Let's be honest, we're all honest and good kids.

Since I took a leave of absence today, I will add it tomorrow!

Hehe, let's change it slowly, the story is a little slow to heat, since I've seen it here, what are the shortcomings, comments or suggestions, see you in the comment area.

Recently, I watched a small paragraph, which is very funny, and I share it with you, and the picture is happy~

Oops, I hope it won't be cold, I'm watching it once and laughing once, haha!

Dangdang dang~

……

One day, a reporter came to a pasture and saw a farmer feeding his cattle

The reporter went up and accosted: "May I ask what you feed your cattle every day?" ”

The farmer said, "Are you asking about black or white bulls?" ”

Reporter: "Black Bull"

Farmer: "Corn and wheat"

Reporter: "What about the white cow?" ”

Farmer: "Corn and wheat"

The reporter was stunned for a moment and asked, "Then how many catties do you feed them every day?" ”

Farmer: "Are you asking about black or white cows?" ”

Reporter: "Black Bull"

Farmer: "5 pounds"

Reporter: "What about the white cow?" ”

Farmer: "5 pounds"

The reporter was a little impatient, so he asked questioningly: "Why do you want to ask me twice for the same answer?" ”

The farmer said lightly: "Because the black cow is mine"

Reporter: "What about the white cow?" ”

Farmer: "Mine too"

……

Whoa, one more!

……

One day I was drinking with my buddy and he asked me, "Everyone says you're poor, can you make me despair with a word?" ”

I said, "Your wife has a black mole on her left buttocks!" ”

The buddy's face changed suddenly, and he said with certainty: "Indeed, I am desperate now, can you use a word to rekindle my hope?" ”

I said, "Your wife and I are at the same table in kindergarten!" ”

The buddy said, "Okay, can you make me desperate again?" ”

I said, "Who remembers kindergarten so clearly..."

The buddy said, "What, that's the case, can you give me hope again?" ”

I said, "It was small, but there are photos to prove it!" ”

The buddy said, "Yes, it seems that I am thinking too much, can you make me desperate again now?" ”

I said, "I checked it again last night!" ”

The buddy said, "Ah, still confirmed? You're giving me hope again, right? ”

I said, "I mean, I looked at the kindergarten pictures again last night!" ”

……

In fact, if you are smart, you will definitely find that I am in the water ......

I......

I......

I'll admit it's not good......

This and this, people have three urgencies, and since the little writer posted Li Yumo's story on the Internet, he has asked for leave no more than twice in total~

Thank you for your bearings~

Well, I remember the last time I took a leave of absence, or the last time I came......

Oops, anyway, I wish you all good health, what you eat, good luck, and happiness like the East China Sea!

Bye-bye!