Seven o'clock in the evening,

Oriental Theater.

"The world, all walks of life.

Is there a reason for us to stand here at the same time?

Use the same microphone to tell different lives."

Shining light balls illuminate the entire stage, cheerful background music plays, and a girl in a white casual suit walks out.

"Love life, love work, shake out happiness; Welcome to the amateur talk show contest "Assemble, BBQ" jointly organized by Xiaoguo Culture and Tomato Satellite TV;

Hello everyone, I'm the host Ni Youkuang. ”

"No mine, no mine, no mine."

The audience laughed and waved their hands.

A young man brushed off a small poke of hair that blocked his view and looked at the stage seriously.

This person's name is Feng Hao.

Feng Hao shouldn't have appeared here, to be precise, he shouldn't have appeared in this world.

......

Half a month ago....

This... Where is this?

Feng Hao, who was in a daze, opened his eyes and found himself lying on the ground.

What's the situation? Last night he was celebrating his graduation from college, and he was at the bar...

Could it be...

He suddenly remembered the glass of wine that the beautiful woman had handed him last night.

He quickly touched his pocket, and it was empty.

Nothing was left of his wallet, his phone, not even a steel hammer.

Forget it, you can earn it again if you lose your money, and you can play it if you lose your kidneys...

At this time, a gust of wind blew, and a piece of paper just pasted on Feng Hao's face impartially.

Feng Hao frowned and took away the piece of paper, and found that it was a leaflet.

Talk Show Contest National Recruitment, Recruitment Starts Today!

Anyone can be a five-minute stand-up comedian, as long as you're good enough! Sign up now and have a chance to qualify for the "Talk Show Contest"! [call] rush duck !!

"Talk show?" Feng Hao threw the leaflet in his hand and prepared to stand up.

Although I made a graduation wish last night, whether it is an actor, a singer, or even a starting point writer, as long as I can be famous and make money.

But what the hell is this talk show...

Zizizi... Zizizi...

Feng Hao was suddenly caught by the ground, and he couldn't struggle.

At this moment, he finally realized what Mother Earth was.

This burst of electricity had the feeling that it was going to send him back to the womb.

[Talk show... Received Host Instructions! System loading.......]

System... System?

What the heck...?

【System loaded successfully!】 】

A light blue frame of a square appeared, with a line of words written on it.

[Congratulations, becoming a stand-up comedian]

Take off... Talk show?

"Wait!" Feng Hao suddenly realized that the system was positioning himself as a talk show actor because he said the three words talk show?

"Wrong, wrong! I just said the emperor! ”

But the system didn't bird him, and soon a simple white frame flashed.

"Contents" 71

"Performance" 80

"Ready-to-hang capacity" 69

"Affinity" 80

"Staying power" 40

"Appearance" 59

This is the talk show attribute that the system gives him.

Feng Hao was in the External Relations Department when he was in college, and because he often had to solicit sponsorship, he also practiced his 'acting' skills, which may be the reason why his "performance" and "affinity" are so high.

The failing "appearance" fully reflects Feng Hao's 'talent':

Others are laughing good-looking, while he is looking funny.

As for the 40-point "staying power"...

Ahem...

It's all ridiculous, absurd without a script.

But Feng Hao still decided to go to the competition!

Not for anything else,

The main thing is that he doesn't agree, he can't get up!

[The system received successfully...]

[A free talk show manuscript]

[Give a bottle of 'The Taste of First Love', which is aged for 7 minutes.] 】

......

"Feng Hao, what are you doing in a daze! Let's go. ”

The trainee director interrupted Feng Hao's thoughts.

Feng Hao nodded, wrapped his clothes, and slowly walked to the backstage.

Each trainee director is in charge of several contestants, Feng Hao doesn't know why his trainee director is so fierce...

He ignored the questions he asked, as if he owed him millions.

Through these observations, Feng Hao found that this world was no different, as if it was another parallel world.

To put it simply, what they know, Feng Hao knows; What Feng Hao knew, they might not know.

But Feng Hao didn't think it was a big deal, after all, he was the chosen one!

Although he has nothing to brag about, because he can't kill a bear with one punch, and he can't fly the eaves and walk the wall and pick flowers... Ahem, picking leaves and flying flowers...

Moreover, if others ask him what his abilities are, he can't say that he can talk show, right?

One person takes off, and the show of a population is stronger than this!

Traveling to new places, and Goldfinger, Feng Hao certainly wants to enjoy the life of a rich man, he has been socializing since the first day he came to this show, and he has started to make money.

But... Where is this TM?

This is a talk show, are you making money in the talk show circle?

Isn't this the same as asking a beggar how to get rich?

The trainee director suddenly stopped and looked at him, looking like he wanted to say something.

Feng Hao was also curious: "What's wrong with the director?" ”

The trainee director shook his head: "You work hard." ”

This sentence looks like encouragement, but it sounds like a send-off.

If he hadn't been playing today, Feng Hao really wanted to beat this intern director K, a guy who looks down on people!

......

"Let's Assemble, BBQ", whose original name is a talk show contest, was scheduled to be broadcast in the summer in previous years, but this year due to some unknown reasons (several generals were sent to labor camps, and then a core bone Koike directly went to court with the company) was postponed to winter.

Laughing Pot Culture renamed this show "Let's Assemble, BBQ", hoping to burn everyone and bring warmth in this cold winter.

What is strange to many contestants in this year's talk show contest is that Li Dan and Zhang Shaogang did not show up, and it seems that the show is also determined to change.

Originally, this season's competition must have had a hidden gentleman Muka, but the laughing pot culture 'righteous annihilation' announced that Muka would be permanently hidden, and the program team also specially bought a hot search for this matter, which made it appear that he was high-spirited.

Although this is the company's due responsibility, the current entertainment industry is completely worse than bad, as long as you meet the most basic requirements, it will cause everyone's praise.

A total of 70 players gathered in the event to fight their way through this harsh winter and then usher in their own spring.

There will be a total of 30 qualifying spots in the first round, and more than half of the players will be eliminated.

Today is the last day of the competition, and the last 10 contestants will compete fiercely at the Oriental Theater.

Feng Hao will play in seventh place.

But his situation is not optimistic.

This time, the format is different from the previous ones, the first round of the competition is no longer 1v1 pk, and who will advance is determined according to the number of votes from the audience, and instead the mentor selection mode is used.

The organizers also made a bloody investment, inviting the current leader in the comedy industry, Charlotte, who has a box office of 30 billion movies,

Known as one of the three giants of online music, music creator Wang Xiaolong,

There is also a Martian girl Gan Xiaoxiao from the idol talent group 'One Thousand and One Nights'.

The appearance of the trio won the highest decibel popularity of the audience.

The scene set off one heat wave after another.

But everyone's cheering points are different,

Cheers to Charlotte because of his ancs

cheer for Wang Xiaolong because he is cute

Cheer for Gan Xiaoxiao because of her breasts... Oh no, it's because of her bosom.

Xia Luo, Wang Xiaolong, and Gan Xiaoxiao each have a total of ten cards, which are 2 gold cards, 3 silver cards, and 5 bronze cards.

On their seats, there are three buttons, gold, silver, and bronze.

They can press the button at any time on the stage to represent that they have selected the player on the stage.

If the three mentors have the same color, it is up to the contestant to decide which mentor to choose.

Each tutor also has an additional discount card (which is used to reduce the level of the card chosen by the other person). ）

And due to the squandering of the mentors who had enough cards in the early stage, they now only have three cards left in their hands.

They are the gold card and bronze card in Xia Luo's hand, and the gold card in Wang Xiaolong's hand.

Gan Xiaoxiao no longer has a card in her hand, so she is more like a spectator today.

From 70 to 30 to 10 to 3, this can be a lot more difficult.

The instructors also called on everyone to have a good mood and enjoy the performance.

What makes the last group of contestants even more desperate is that there are many strong players in this group: talk show OG Jianguo, Siwen, as well as well-known talk show actors such as Boyang and Rock.

Jianguo is the runner-up of the first talk show competition, and Siwen is currently the female talk show actor with the most solo shows.

In addition, Boyang and Rock have more than 500 live performance experiences.

With three places, there are not enough people in the laughing pot, how can it be the turn of outsiders?

In the waiting seat of the players, everyone's faces were full of anxiety, even Jianguo and Siwen frowned, a little restless.

There is only one person, calm and composed.

This person is Feng Hao.

And the reason why Feng Hao, who has no talk show experience, is so calm is not because he has a talk show system.

But... He didn't know these people at all.

The ignorant are fearless.

[Advance to the competition to unlock the Newcomer Gift Pack.] 】

This is the task given to him by the system before the game.

Feng Hao has never been in contact with talk shows, and he came here through the audition by relying on a manuscript presented by the system.

Now he only hopes that God will give him another chance, and he will never say the word talk show again...

At this time, the host said in a loud voice: "Next, let's have a ......... Kenkook! ”