As soon as GAP came to the stage with sunglasses, everyone felt the smell of illegality. Oh no, it's an extraordinary breath.

Just those big gold chains, oversized clothes; As soon as he walked in, the hands that had nowhere to put told the audience that he kept very real.

GAP propped up the microphone stand with one hand and the microphone in the other, and began to tell his story.

It's not funny, but because it crooked... Oh no, it rhymes,

It sounds a bit interesting, after all, the rapper's control of the scene is still very good.

It's not great, and it's okay,

After all, Rapper can't say I'm sorry.

And at the end, GAP also sang that sentence in response to the occasion:

Lao Tzu eats hot pot, you eat hot pot base!

？？？ Lao Tzu eats hot pot, do you eat hot pot base?

Feng Hao's face was full of black question marks.

Lao Tzu flies the plane, you sweep the runway?

Lao Tzu went to Peking University, did you go to Peking University Jade Bird?

Lao Tzu does a pedicure, do you wash Lao Tzu's feet?

Lao Tzu watches AV, do you watch children's channels?

Lao Tzu plays with women, you play with women's bras?

Of course, the last two Feng Hao didn't say anything, and the main camera was facing him.

"Damn, brother, you're amazing, really, I think you're much funnier than him."

"Yes, you rhyme more than him, I heard that the new season of hip-hop is about to start, do you want to help you sign up?"

Guangzhi and Zhao Xiaohui, you say a word, I say a word.

"Yo yo Chek fuss!"

"Go, go! Don't fool around! ”

The first player to play is a bald middle-aged man with a little vicissitudes of life, and he looks like he has a story.

Because he likes to drink, he is called Uncle Wine by the contestants.

He is the oldest of the players, and Feng Hao estimates that he can enter the semifinals because of this age to win...

This time he opened, speaking unusually slowly, his face was very red, I don't know if he drank too much or was nervous.

The audience also gave encouraging applause at the right time.

"It's not open." Hulan pushed his glasses and said to Pang Bo next to him: "It's a little difficult for the next person." ”

Pang Bo put his fingers on the coffee table, crossed Erlang's legs, and nodded.

Everything is difficult at the beginning, and most of the people at the beginning are cannon fodder, which is why in talent shows or variety shows, those with good grades have the right to choose the order of priority.

Guangzhi said suddenly: "I said, why hasn't our issue come out yet?" I told my friend that I had made the cut, but my friend didn't believe me! ”

Zhao Xiaohui smiled: "Haha, what, can't wait to see how popular you are?" ”

Guangzhi waved his hand, learning from the people of Pengcheng: "Hey, talk about this!" ”

When Feng Hao heard this, he really wanted to persuade Guangzhi, sometimes it doesn't necessarily be a good thing to come out, he was scolded miserably on the Internet, it seems that his appearance is still righteous...

Jianguo said seriously: "There is a contestant involved in a stalk, for the sake of insurance, we have to find out what the situation is, so it will be a little difficult in the later stage of editing; Don't worry, it'll be released soon. ”

Oh... Jianguo spoke, and everyone couldn't say anything more.

"Isn't it plagiarism to put it bluntly...", or the rich second generation is straightforward, but no one dares to take this stubble.

The circle is so small, it's not good to offend anyone.

Since there were no people Feng Hao cared about in this group, he didn't bother to pay attention to it.

The duel between him and Yang Li is in the third group.

He can actually guess that if he refuses to sign a contract with Xiaoguo, of course Xiaoguo will not let you go far.

By reaching the semi-finals, he has already shown what he is worth.

After all, the fast man Zhang Runtu was only the fourth place back then, and there were shady scenes everywhere, but there were some blatant and some dark Chen Cang.

Since refusing Kenkook's invitation, inexplicable things have been happening constantly.

first got involved in Yang Li's incident for no reason, then Jianguo had something to say last night, and then there was the ambiguous format this morning.

All point to one thing.

That is, he, Feng Hao, wants to go further, it is difficult to go to the sky.

Feng Hao didn't want to worry about how this group was divided, how he was assigned to a group with Yang Li.

After all, there are many ways for the program team.

You can be ranked according to the number of votes in the second round, so you can make the top spot in the second round of the group face off, and even if you are happy, it is not impossible to group by height and appearance.

Feng Hao suddenly remembered a line from Xing Ye's movie:

"Ball certificates, circumstantial evidence, plus the organizers and co-organizers, all the units are all my people, how can you fight with me?"

Looking at Yang Li, who was chatting and laughing with Pang Bo on the side, Feng Hao made a surprising move.

Lao Tzu, a traverser, can you still be manipulated by you?

He swapped out the remaining 700 reputation points for attribute points, which were added to "Performance" and "Affinity" respectively.

"Contents" 85

"Performance" 85-88

"Ready-to-hang capacity" 69

"Affinity" 87–91

"Staying power" 40

"Appearance" 59–60

If you don't succeed, you will be a benevolent!

I hope that the nickname of Mr. 91 Feng can bring him some good luck.

......

[One year my dad bought a villa

I have to check it out. 】

Wow~

The crowd began to make a slurp.

[I said okay.]

When I arrived, he asked me if it was big, if it was big?

I said Dad, just ask once, I'm not deaf...

My dad said he only said it once

The second time is an echo. 】

Hahahaha...

Wow~ so handsome.

The rich second generation is still talking about his 'reluctant life', but the audience still buys it for the sake of his face.

But GAP doesn't buy it, as an underground person, he has hated these rich second generations since he was a child, and in the past few minutes, his head has not been straightened, and he sneered from time to time.

However, even if he didn't get the light of the flying guests, the rich second generation still easily defeated the two weak chickens and entered the finals with their heads held high.

The face of the rich second generation who entered the finals did not change, as if the things that everyone was cheering for had nothing to do with him.

"Brother, relax, relax! The rich second generation has entered. ”

Feng Hao was like a boxer preparing to play at this time, and was relaxed by Guangzhi's shoulder.

"The rich second generation has Brother Wei, what brother do we have?"

Guangzhi suddenly took out a photo and said very reverently: "Do you want us to worship Brother Chun?" ”

The next person to play was Yang Li.

Yang Li, who came out of the backstage, stepped on long boots, wore a deep V-neck top, and super shorts on the bottom.

It's like a different person.

As the most popular talk show female contestant at present, she received warm applause as soon as she appeared.

"Men have never been confident.

A piece of garbage you'll understand. ”

Yang Li's joke successfully penetrated the female interior and penetrated the men's underwear.

I don't know if today's aura is too strong, Yang Li just walked to the stage and was about to speak.

GAP slapped the lights.

Not only the audience was shocked, but the contestants were also shocked.

Guangzhi paced around in disbelief, "What does this mean?" Why didn't you shoot the lights before you talked about it? ”

"yes, that's outrageous, isn't it?"

Zhao Xiaohui is also blindfolded, although Rapper doesn't pay attention to the rules when he is a person and does things, and he is not so step-by-step, but will this be too casual?

The rich second generation frowned and looked at GAP, could it be that he was conquered by Yang Li's self-confidence and admitted that he was a trash?

Compared with the incomprehension of most of the players, Feng Hao was not surprised.

But... Wouldn't this be too urgent, because you are afraid of forgetting the task?

"Ready to listen to some sharp men's and women's topics?"

Seeing Yang Li start the performance, everyone's eyes returned to the stage again.

In the cheers of the women at the scene, all the men invariably tapped the armrests of the chairs with their fingers.

[This year I learned one of the most important truths in my life...

That is, don't make fun of men easily.

If you have to ridicule, only ridicule the successful part.

Because you never know a man

If life is not going well,

How mad it will become,

How hysterical, inexplicable, vexatious. 】

Hahaha! The response from the audience was very good.

Feng Hao looked at the women who accounted for 90% of the audience, and there was a feeling that I had fallen before she could contribute.

[Ever since I said talk show,

I don't feel cold anymore when I go out in winter,

Because my head is full of hats. 】

[You also know that I said that the joke about Black Widow was scolded by many men.

They say I'm in Black Widow.

Listen to what is said

It's like I'm a scoundrel and molesting a widow.

Hey hey widow~】

threw stalks one after another, so that the audience never stopped laughing.

When Yang Li performs in her own unique style, the feeling of being indebted makes people laugh and itch.

Women find it funny, men find it ticklish.