58. Wang Mian made a mistake

As always, Wang Mian blew up the field.

His paragraph design and scene statement are cleverly combined.

And then suddenly it went straight to the chorus,

In a very punk way, it is completely different from the foreshadowing in front of it.

Even if he spoke very flat at first, but later as the music was pushed up, the audience's mood also came up.

The hysterical feeling in the late stage of Wang Mian has a kind of pleasure of "just be me exaggerated".

This kind of neurotic behavior directly detonated the audience.

As a senior patient, Xiao Zhang Wei even leaned over and hit the light with his head.

Among them, the new guest Xu Shanzheng has already laughed closely.

It looks like a place in the top three of the finals is already inevitable.

"It seems that the five of us can only compete for the remaining 2 seats."

Li Xueqing is pessimistic again.

Der! Near the end, the guitar in Wang Mian's hand suddenly made an abrupt sound.

The sound spreads into the microphone.

The guests couldn't help but lean back, trying to avoid this harsh sound.

The smile on Mr. Dan's face disappeared all of a sudden, and he stared at Wang Mian on the stage.

Wang Mian also realized his mistake, he quickly released the strings, and continued to talk as if nothing had happened.

But when he made a mistake on this occasion, he was obviously a little flustered.

Duang~

Then an even harsher voice came out.

The atmosphere at the scene was obviously not hot.

Everyone at the scene didn't expect that Wang Mian would make such a mistake when he was about to end...

Sister Naïve is very straightforward, she can be teased by Wang Mian, laugh at the sound of a rooster crowing, and she can also not shoot the lights because of the other party's mistakes.

Wang Mian walked off the stage with a depressed face, and kept looking at his guitar during the time.

Even when he sat behind the chair, he kept his head down, pinched his palms, and couldn't even pull out a polite smile on his face.

His face is not good-looking, but the faces of the others are very moist.

The second to appear is Guangzhi.

His face was as pale as if he had just come out of formalin.

"Come on, Guangzhi!" Feng Hao waved his arms and shouted loudly.

Guangzhi nodded and took another deep breath.

"Everyone has shopped online, right?"

"Yes!" The female audience in the audience waved their hands wildly.

Guangzhi looked a little helpless:

[About online shopping, what I want to talk about most is the price, aren't there any discounts on holidays?

But I think the discount for this festival is still too small.

I think the real discount should be for an actor like me with a monthly salary of 1500 to participate.

I told the rich second generation of our group about this.

The rich second generation said

Let an actor like you with a monthly salary of 1500 also participate,

That's called poverty alleviation. 】

Hahaha...

Guangzhi waved his hand: [Even if the discount is small, it is very complicated every year,

I can't even understand what platform coupon plus what store coupon, and what is the full discount...

Then after a meal, it was finally calculated that something that cost 1,000 yuan was 5 yuan cheaper.

You're 5 dollars cheaper for this thousand-dollar thing.

You can't call it a discount, you can't call it humor. 】

Hahaha, the audience who didn't laugh just now is laughing too.

The current atmosphere is as if oil has been poured into the fire, and it has exploded.

Guangzhi saw that the atmosphere at the scene was so good, and he relaxed a lot: "I am talking about this homophonic stalk to tell you that I am making money now." ”

Wow~ The audience began to coax, after all, the Qilu little man in front of him was in an embarrassing state of life as soon as he appeared.

"Speaking of homophonic stalks is a standard for our company to show off its wealth~"

This strangely arranged homophonic stalk made the always disgusted egg always press the light in laughter.

Although Xiao Zhang Wei didn't shoot, he had already said it inadvertently, and he won such words again.

[Some viewers may not know me well,

Let me tell you a little bit more about myself.

I'm now a full-time stand-up comedian, earning 1,500 a month.

What is the concept of 1500 a month?

It's just that every time my mom says to me, you do this, your income is not stable at all.

I could have refuted her, and I said,

Mom, don't worry, the income is particularly stable. 】

Hahaha... Wang Xiaolong couldn't help laughing, is there still room for this income to decline?

[I feel that earning less also has the advantage of earning less.

Because I found that in a metropolis like the magic capital, it has a particularly interesting place.

Just like me, who has a monthly salary of 1500, and the kind of person who earns tens of millions of dollars a year,

is the one who earns the most and the one who earns the least,

These two kinds of people live in the magic capital, and their mental states are actually not much different.

There is no pressure on everyone,

The most stressed are the people in the middle.

If he tries a little harder, he can stay, and that kind of person is the most stressed.

You're like I'm saying now, and I'm not exaggerating to tell you,

I now have a monthly salary of 1,500, and I don't have any pressure to buy a house in Shanghai. 】

Hahahaha...

Syllable! Sister Naïve laughed so much that her shoulders kept shaking.

"Not bad." Several mentors nodded one after another.

Guangzhi's performance is not false at all, and in all fairness, Wang Mian, who made mistakes, is no longer eligible to enter the finals.

[Because talking about talk shows is not a formal job.]

That's why many of my friends often persuade me to go to work.

Two days ago, a friend of mine went and persuaded me

He said, Guangzhi, don't look at it easy now,

You are in the magic capital now, if you don't work, you can't pay social security,

If you don't pay social security, you won't be able to buy a house in the magic capital after five years.

The first time I heard that, I was really worried.

At that time, I thought, what can I do, how troublesome will this be?

Later, I calmed down and thought about it again,

In my ability, I don't have to worry about it at all.

Because I know, with my ability

I can't buy a house in the magic capital after five years,

The reason is definitely not that I don't pay enough social security. 】

Hahahaha....

Hahaha! I'm laughing to death!

The world is real!

This resonates overwhelmingly, after all, most of the people present are not very 'pressured' to buy a house. I have to say that Guangzhi's paragraph is still very close to reality.

As the audience's response got better and better, Feng Hao clearly saw that Guangzhi's various attributes were rising little by little, and he had a feeling of being reborn after death.

Feng Hao gradually figured out the routine of attribute value, and this thing was either icing on the cake or making matters worse.

If you're good, then it's going to go all the way up and make you better.

If you don't feel like you can do it at the beginning, then you will never be able to do it, and your stat value will keep falling-

He had just seen this in Wang Mian and Guangzhi.

[Thank you, that's all for today.] 】

"Finished?" Feng Hao looked at Jianguo, and Jianguo looked at Feng Hao.

"He's done with this, he's done."

Feng Hao realized that Guangzhi said that his manuscript had no bottom, and it was true.