119 times washboard and motherboard, bear and hero
Gladys Bar is located in the prime bunk of St. George's Lake Street in Brave Land. Nightfall is the hottest time for business, in addition to the lobby on the first floor, the private seat on the second floor, and the ...... on the third floor. You know...... The whole bar is bustling with activity, gathering bored warriors from all over the city, as well as adventurers, bards, merchants, mercenaries, and even dignitaries from some kingdoms who have traveled thousands of miles to the city in search of excitement, and in recent years, it has occasionally appeared.
Princess Lisa, who has a strict family education, will never allow Peter to appear in such a [***] non-mainstream place. Tonight, with the exception of Peter, Peter was picked up by the boys of the city and caught at the bar. When Peter was leaving, he cast a very aggrieved look at Lisa: "Wife, I don't want to go to my husband, but do you see it? Husband, I tried my best to resist, and I was outnumbered, and I was captured! A great man once said, if you can't resist, then enjoy yourself! Wowhaha, you can finally relive your pre-married life! I'm angry with you housekeeper!
How could Lisa not understand her husband's thoughts, hugged little Peter and waved her hand: "Honey, come back early, don't drink too much!"
That gentle voice can make people drop goosebumps for three pounds, and that kind smile can make people's heads chill in the back of June.
But from the outside, Lisa, who gave birth to a child, has more maternal love and brilliance with a mature female surname, and is becoming more and more a good wife and mother. The envious bachelors of the city were full of praise, and they all scolded Peter for taking shit luck!
Only our Royal Highness Prince Peter is full of cows and sings silently in his heart:
The north wind blows ~
Snowflakes that float~
The one who went home tonight~
Kneeling motherboard~
Okay! Lao Tzu is out of the way, there is wine today and drunk today, and he is sad and worried. Peter was determined to overcome all difficulties, and that was not to get drunk. When I go home, I still kneel on the washboard or on the motherboard, it's all after I go home.
As soon as Peter appeared at the door of the lobby, the whole bar immediately stood up and burst into applause on all sides. The host Afra loudly announced: Our hero Peter.8226#. (*^5 walks into the hall with majestic steps.) Look! This is the new generation of brave kings of the Brave Paradise, a 20-year-old young eighth-level swordsman, alone in the pitch-black Katobala jungle, bravely facing the provocation of the Earth Bear, is the hero Peter afraid? Retreat? Escape? No! At that moment, he only had the glory of the brave and the desire to fight!
The knight's sword shimmered with fighting spirit!
The evil horror of the Beastmaster's Roaring Bomb is like lightning!
The earth is collapsing, the sky is tearing, and the blood is boiling!
How is the heart of the brave formed?
Ask the hero Peter to show up and recreate the thrilling moment of slaying the Earth Bear for all our friends at the Gladys Bar! By the way, in order to celebrate Peter's promotion to the Golden Brave, all drinks are free tonight, please let go and get drunk!
With a bang, the atmosphere in the bar suddenly reached its peak. Gladys's ale wine is not ordinarily expensive, but outrageously expensive! How to say, a glass of wine is enough to make a rich man in the countryside have a good life for half a year, one can imagine.
Peter was pushed to the front desk by the group, and pondered. Well, how did you kill the Earth Bear in the first place? By the way, it was a slash! There are many ladies now, and such evil words are really unspeakable! I'm sorry for the dead bear, and now I can't help but ruin your reputation, otherwise Peter and I will be ridiculed all over the city!
That night, when the jungle was cloudy and there was no star or moon to be seen, Peter began his story: I promised my son to give him a stewed bear's paw for the headhunter earth bear, and I crept up on their lair. There was still a foul smell from a few hundred meters away, and I was more careful and approached a hundred meters or so, only to realize that it was an earth bear eating food...... Let's not talk about it below, it's too disgusting! I'm afraid it will affect everyone's appetite.
No!
Peter, I'd rather go three days without food than know the details! You're my idol!
Peter, your neighbor Gael's family has your back!
Peter, your right-hand George family is all for you!
The foreign adventurer mercenaries are even more coaxing, they have only heard of the Earth Bear before, who has seen it!
A few bards with quill pens who were writing down quickly were even more anxious, the eighth-level swordsman fought the bear of the earth at night!
Ok! Ok! Don't blame me for not reminding you! The bear pressed its front paws against a prey, and it had been torn apart, and the blood, brain, intestines, internal organs, and bones were all over the ground......
Quite a few ladies have begun to cover their mouths and retch.
Only Gladys was secretly happy, humming you Peter, you have a lot of bard disgusting talents! Abigai, that dead fat man, actually asked me to be free today, saying that the battle of the Earth Bear will determine the life and death of the Brave Paradise, so I want to use this way to boost morale, I will go, is the Brave Paradise opened by my family? Why do you dead fat man only let my blood go?
The boss of Gladys in the audience was slandering, and Peter on the stage was already getting better: It was too late, and then it was too soon, I looked back and broke its counterattack with a sword, and jumped on the spruce tree with both legs. But the bear king did not spare the whole tree and sank it into the ground, and the branch I was standing on was just face to face with the bear king! Before I could react, a slap the size of a table slapped down from the sky, and I had no dodge and no way to avoid it. It's about to be beaten into a meat bun!
(Kakaka!)
Peter protested in a low voice: "The author is big, this is a different world, and there seems to be no such food as meat buns.
Yingxiong: Okay, okay, it's good to change it, don't always learn from someone, you have to change the script at every turn, although things are from another world, but those who read books are from this plane, and they know what a meat sandwich bun is.
Little Peter: Wow~Wow~Wow~)
I can't avoid it, and I'm about to be photographed as Elizabeth Royal Burger! At this moment, I suddenly have a realization in my heart: the brave never fights for themselves! I can't fail, as Lisa's husband and little Peter's father, there are too many responsibilities waiting for me to bear! I feel that the fighting spirit of my whole body has been raised to the peak under the pressure of the bear king, and I am instantly all concentrated in the long sword. That sword has followed me for thirteen years, and it has never been so dazzling as it is today. I held it high above my head and shouted, "Give me strength!" I am Peter~~~~
The sharpest sword in my life stabbed straight into the front palm of the bear king! In the flash of light, I was sent flying! I spat out blood fiercely, but the bear king was not comfortable, and most of his right palm was cut off by me!
Speaking of this, the audience was boiling!
Well done, Peter!
Kill it!
Is Risa here, Peter is afraid that he will be eaten alive by the girls tonight......
The Bear King suffered a big loss, but don't forget, the reason why the Earth Bear is called the Land Cruiser is not because of its melee ability, but because of its unparalleled earth-based magic fast attack and anti-heaven magic recovery speed!
Sure enough, the bear king suddenly gave up on close combat, and hundreds of stone spears shot at me like siege crossbows! I crawled and hid in the big pit that had just been formed by the earth trapping technique before I escaped!
At this point, Peter paused, as if he had a preoccupation. The old mercenaries took the opportunity to teach the young people: listen carefully, don't make a fuss! In the face of the Earth Bear, it is a brilliant idea to use its subsidence technique to deal with its stone spear technique. In such a critical moment, Peter could still think of this method, which is so calm! When you face the Gollum, you will not be hurt if you show a third of Peter's bravery!
The young people were so awe-struck that they forgot to drink the ale. Gladys was happy to see it.
Peter took a sip of ale and pressed his throat and continued: "I was just about to jump out of the pit, but suddenly I felt ten times heavier! Not good! It's a large-scale gravity technique! This damn earth bear is very insidious, and immediately used stalagmite techniques to confine me to the bottom of the pit! Countless ground thorns emerge from the ground, and if you are not careful, you will become human meat skewers!
Dilemma! Absolute dilemma! Small environment, gravity stalagmite double flank. Most adventurers are thinking that if they are forced into this situation, they will die or die!
Just as everyone was speculating about how Peter got out of danger, a voice said: Peter, your wife called you home for dinner!
Peter replied in a loud voice: "Please tell Lisa to wait for me for two minutes!"
So Peter drank the ale and said with pleasure, and then exclaimed, "Know what is going on, and listen to the next breakdown!"
There was another bang, and everyone didn't follow: Peter, the reason why a hero is a hero is not in Yingshang, but in Xiongshang!
Some people say more directly: Could it be that our brave king who crosses the level and kills monsters is afraid of his wife?
Peter smiled calmly: "Hmph, you don't know that Lisa is so terrifying, far more than the Earth Bear!" I jumped out of the pit with all my fighting spirit, who knew that the stupid bear was running to the edge of the pit to check if I was dead! The opportunity came! That sword was really earth-shattering, the angle was tricky, just right! The bear king was caught off guard by me gently slashing through the throat, and the stinky bear blood sprayed my face all over my body! I fell to the ground, slowly wiped the blood stains on the sword, and then put the long sword into the sheath, cut the hairstyle, turned around, and saw the bear king holding his throat and staggering towards me, but unfortunately it fell to the ground and died in front of me! I posed for the camera, yay!
Gladys's bar burst into applause! This is how the King of the Brave slashed the bear of the earth in anger, and there is a slight deviation from the version of the one-shot chrysanthemum. Of course, people are more willing to believe in the version of the big battle of 300 rounds.
Abigai patted Peter on the shoulder and whispered, "It's a wonderful blow!"
Peter whispered: "Everywhere, everywhere, it was all done according to the orders of the city lord, if it wasn't for Lisa calling me back, I could blow it for another half an hour, and it wouldn't look a little anticlimactic, and the bear king was killed without even releasing his signature trick Beastmaster Roaring Bomb." It's a bit of a pity......
Abby Gai said in her heart: Actually, it didn't even let out a fart!
......
As soon as Peter arrived at the door, he saw Lisa standing at the door waiting for him: Hurry up! The barbecue of the Earth Bear is all taken to the bar and sold!
Peter was a little confused: Wife, I remember that the bear paws have been eaten by us, why are there so many bear paws!
Lisa said: Let's push the cart first, well, you also know that the Earth Bear is so precious, its meat can definitely be made into a magic potion, how can it be willing to give people to eat!
Peter: Wife, you're too rapeflower, but as far as I know, the Earth Bear has a maximum of four paws, and if you count them, there are eight of them!
Who hasn't been to the bar, the lights are dim, the dogs and men are like glue, and their minds are not on eating and drinking, who will count a few bear paws? Hurry up and sell it, go home early when it's sold out, I'll wait for you at home with my baby!
......
That night, the hero Peter struck while the iron was hot and sold a large amount of Earth Bear barbecue at Gladys Bar, causing the atmosphere to get out of control, so that no alcoholic drinks were sold at Gladys Bar for a month. Later, I heard that Gladys was alone in an empty cellar with cows all over his face. The next day, he formally requested financial assistance from the Castle Lord's Mansion, but was denied......
That night, the ones who gained the most were Peter and Lisa, and the value of the magic cores and crystals they obtained was almost equal to the financial income of a small country in a year.
That night, the real winner, Abigai, left the table early and climbed the city wall alone, looking at the lush forest in the distance, listening to the laughter of Gladys's bar, the corners of Abigai's mouth rose slightly. He knew that the fear of the Earth Bear had disappeared in the hearts of many young people, and that heroes were born in the praise of everyone......
(The great god was also born in the hands of his brothers!Come on, the poor road is ready to soar!Let the tickets come more violently!)
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