The atmosphere at the scene is finally dry!

"Is he usually so poor?" Wei Qiutong asked Yang Crooked in a low voice.

Yang shook his head crookedly: "I don't know how he is with Yongning, anyway, he is quite restrained with me." ”

Wei Qiutong: "Are you so serious that you scare people." ”

"you! Yang crooked and patted Wei Qiutong lightly: I have you cold? I'm embarrassed to say me, I see that Feng Hao can't even say anything when he sees you. ”

"Okay, let's get down to business, once again welcome to "Feng Hao's Talk Show".

We have a habit of paying attention to good things in pairs, such as not only getting promoted but also getting rich in career, not only marrying a wife but also having children in love, and even in our appearance, we must not only have thick eyebrows but also big eyes, not to mention double eyelids.

But not all pairs are good. ”

After speaking, Feng Hao paused, so he made a fuss.

"Huh? What is it? ”

"What's it, I'm dying."

Everyone looked at Feng Hao on the stage in confusion.

Feng Hao smiled and spread his hands: "For example, double chin." ”

"Hahahaha!" When everyone heard this, they burst into laughter, but they didn't expect it to be such a pair.

Feng Hao suddenly looked a little helpless: "Of course, there is another sentence opposite to good things in pairs, Misfortune is not a single line, and many times the conversion is in an instant, for example, on the weekend, your wife takes your son back to her parents' house together, this is called a good thing in pairs, but when you come back, your mother-in-law also comes back together, which is called a misfortune." ”

"Aha!"

"Oh, the truth!"

The men who came applauded their hearts.

Even Li Qun laughed silently, looked at Feng Hao who was talking eloquently on the stage, and nodded slightly.

"Say something happy, there have been pairs of good things recently, that is, the Mid-Autumn Festival and the eleventh holiday are coming, of course, children and adults have different feelings about the double festival, for example, children's feelings about the double festival are happy, especially now that the school has reduced the burden, the holiday is equal to crazy play.

But I just saw Director Li's son actually reading a book, so I asked him, don't you like to play, why are you reading? Director Li's son said: I found that it is more enjoyable to secretly play while reading a book. ”

Hahaha...

This passage is very connotative, Song Wenhong's eyes lit up, I didn't expect this kid to dare to ridicule Director Li? He originally thought that Feng Hao was going to say some funny jokes with a twist, but he didn't expect to start to engage in connotation again.

"Well said!" Someone in the audience shouted.

This shout caused everyone to laugh again.

In fact, this sentence is not so full of laughter, but more about the meaning behind it, just like a classic saying, a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as stealing, and by extension, this mentality is what it takes.

Originally, Feng Hao was worried that he would be cold, but fortunately, the eldest brother shouted out, which also eased the atmosphere.

"Adults' feelings about the double festival are mixed and joyful, and what makes people half worried is that the traditional emphasis on etiquette and exchanges, especially the Mid-Autumn Festival, a major holiday, you want to give gifts, and in turn, half of the joy, that is, those who receive gifts.

Of course, receiving gifts is not necessarily all happy, not long ago, many big V received a Mid-Autumn Festival gift mooncake from a certain thing, As a result, they ate collective diarrhea, known as the big V collective squirting incident, So you see how difficult it is to be a big V, not only to control the mouth, but also to control the butt. ”

"Oops!! Hahaha! Fuck your ass! ”

"I can't do it! I'm laughing to death! Several people covered their butts and laughed.

It can be seen that this year's audience is still very powerful, and they are not stingy with their applause and laughter.

Except for Xu Xiangxi, the staff of Tomato Satellite TV who was crooked like a dragon king, everyone else was also attracted.

This also made Yang Crooked breathe a sigh of relief.

Feng Hao's mode of selecting the audience is undoubtedly very risky, and the reason why the program team selects the audience in that way is because the audience selected in that way is controllable, and you can even stipulate when they laugh and applaud.

But Feng Hao's genius... Yang Crooked couldn't object to his approach, so he had to let him go.

"Tainyima's funny!"

"I originally thought that the scale of satellite TV was very high, but I didn't expect it to be so down-to-earth, it seems that my daughter-in-law is going to regret not coming."

Feng Hao continued: "Speaking of gifts, there are too many things, such as the question of what to give, some people say that when giving gifts, they should give the other party what they need most, I always feel that this sentence is not right, because last time I saw the landlord and his wife quarreling, I was very curious, because I heard that it was their wedding anniversary, how could they quarrel?" Why is that? ”

Feng Hao's questioning tone is also gradually mobilizing the emotions of the audience.

"yes? Why? Did you not give a gift? ”

The audience is also speculating.

It's a fake interaction that doesn't require an answer from the audience, but it tends to be effective.

Feng Hao said slowly: "It turns out that the landlord's wife gave the landlord a box of hair growth lotion, and the landlord gave his wife a box of diet pills; Boy! I almost didn't get a divorce. ”

Hahaha! Isn't that death!

As a result, their son laughed next to him, so the landlord and his wife shared the same hatred and gave their son a set of "Five-Year College Entrance Examination and Three-Year Simulation".

Burst! Hahaha! It turns out that there is still a twist!

The level of welcome in this section is known by the shouts and applause.

"There are also people who say that if you give a gift to give each other your favorite, I personally express strong opposition, you think, if your object has a birthday, you can send flowers, cosmetics, treasures or something, but if you send your favorite thing, then you can only send money."

As he spoke, he whispered mysteriously: "But everyone knows that it is not illegal to send fake goods, but it is illegal to send counterfeit money, who dares!" ”

Hahaha... Several female viewers burst into tears of laughter, and the male audience also shouted Feng Hao understands brother!

Yang smiled crookedly and fell on Wei Qiutong: "It seems that you can't let him give gifts in the future, you must let him send money." ”

Wei Qiutong pinched Yang crookedly: "Dead girl, what are you talking nonsense!" ”

Feng Hao did not pause, and continued: There is also a question of how to send, for example, now, because many couples are separated from each other, it is not convenient to meet, so you can choose to give gifts online, for example, you can buy a gift online, and then send it directly to his house, it doesn't matter what you buy, the most important thing is not to choose cash on delivery. ”

Everyone was stunned, and then burst into laughter!

Hahaha! I grass! Cash on delivery! Absolutely!

This paragraph also poked the laughter of many people.

Even Wei Qiutong couldn't help but smile.

Feng Hao: "There is another way, which is to send virtual goods, for example, someone hinted to you, I recently saw an advertisement on the Internet that there is a new bag, have you seen it?" At this time, you have to understand what it means, give him a video site membership, and you will never see ads again. ”