Feng Hao spread his hands: "The ancients had to pay so much attention to giving gifts to leaders, and they were even more attentive to giving gifts to the supreme leaders, of course, giving gifts to the emperor is not called gifts, it is called tribute, and it is not a tribute if you want to." ”

"For example, according to the Qing Dynasty's "Palace Entry Order" of the Qing Dynasty in the Historical Archives, only officials of the fourth rank or above in the imperial court must be eligible to pay tribute, so officials will not regard tribute as a loss but as a kind of glory, This is the Qing palace officialdom PUA."

"Huh, I can't imagine that PUA started in ancient times?"

"Ancient PUA, you don't dare to say that you were PUA, otherwise you will be KO."

"It's scared to death, it's better to be modern, it's better to be modern."

Feng Hao smiled: "The so-called good at the top, but very good at the bottom, what the emperor likes, Of course the courtiers will flatter, such as in the late Qianlong period, I like all kinds of cultural toys and offerings, calligraphy and painting treasures, clocks and jade,

There is a feudal official named Li Shiyao Qian, who has paid tribute 155 times in 35 years, and has paid a total of 2,413 kinds of tributes. ”

The audience was stunned, to convince people?

Courtesy?

To dress people?

The audience who reacted suddenly laughed.

Hahahaha laughed at me, what a person who dresses me.

This is ironic!

Everyone knew that he was talking back, and many girls couldn't help but cover their mouths and laugh.

"Teacher Feng is so humorous."

Feng Hao was not paralyzed by the laughter of the audience, he continued calmly:

"Of course, the more gifts to the emperor is not the better, there is a prime minister in the Northern Song Dynasty named Lu Yijian, once the queen and his wife said: Song Renzong likes to eat Huaihe white fish very much, how can you get it, your hometown is in Shouzhou, you should be able to get it.

So his wife prepared ten boxes of fish for Song Renzong, but when Lu Yijian found out, he said that he only needed to give two boxes. Because you think, what the emperor can't eat, how can you have ten boxes in your home as a courtier? ”

"So you must remember that a companion is like a tiger, and now too, you don't know which sentence the boss will dig a hole for you, for example, the boss asks you, is there something at home recently, not really concerned about whether there is anything at home, but to say that you have been distracted at work recently and your performance is not good.

The boss said that you are a person with character, not to praise you for having character, but to say that you can't fit into the team, the boss said, do a good job, there will be a lot of space in the future! In fact, it is saying, the dry food is gone, draw a cake for you to eat! ”

"The truth, the truth!" The audience nodded their heads.

"From ancient times to modern times, from officialdom to the workplace, PUA is pervasive."

Feng Hao's jokes are one after another, and the connection is very harmonious, without any stiff feeling, and it is also full of dry goods.

"The ancients not only gave gifts between ordinary friends, but also often gave gifts between lovers, such as sending flowers, according to the "Book of Songs" recorded a scene: send peony Weishi and women, Yiqi scorned each other, and gave them peony. It means that two young men and women played together, and when they parted, they also gave each other a peony flower. Why give peony flowers?

One is that in ancient times, peony flowers represent love, and the other is that peony is also called Jiang Li, and the homonym is to leave, which is generally used as a token when couples part, so sometimes the ancients are still quite romantic. ”

Unlike now, Feng Hao paused: couples only send roses, and only in terms of quantity, 9 is not enough to 99 or even 999, I once sent 10,000 roses, did I say anything?

"Wow! 10,000 flowers, is Mr. Feng so romantic? ”

"It's so romantic, I envy Mr. Feng's girlfriend, if only I could~"

"Go, go, is it your turn? When did you join? I've followed Feng Haoda since "Let's Assemble BBQ". ”

Feng Hao spread his hands: "It's not much money, because I gave a kaleidoscope." ”

Hahahaha! Ouch laughed at me!

The male compatriots in the audience laughed loudly and slapped the chairs.

"Brother Dog really deserves to be Brother Dog, it's too prodigal."

"This is something that only a dog brother can do!"

"As now, between ancient couples, men will also give women jewelry, such as hairpins, which are not only the favorite gifts of boys to their favorite girls, but also the love tokens that girls give to their boyfriends.

The relationship is one step deeper, and bracelets will be sent, for example, the Han Dynasty's "Love Poem" once recorded: How to send a bracelet to make it wide, around the wrist double jump. Giving a girl a bracelet, which means that the two people are trapped, and when the relationship goes further, the boy will give the girl a jade pendant, because at that time the unmarried woman will be tied with Luo Ying, and if you accept the jade pendant sent by your boyfriend, it means that you agree to this marriage.

After getting married, the jade pendant and Luo Ying are matched, which is called knotting, so I always feel that the role of the jade pendant is not equivalent to the current diamond ring, the difference is that the purer the jade pendant, the better, and the bigger the diamond ring, the better.

After the marriage, the man needs to go to the woman's house to propose, then you need to propose a gift, the ancient gift is called Na Cai Li, the most classic of which is the Zhou Dynasty Na Cai Li, which is recorded in the "Rites and Rites": wild geese, because the ancients found that the wild geese fly from south to north every spring, and fly from north to south in autumn, especially punctual, implying that the marriage should also be punctual and trustworthy, although this implication is a bit far-fetched, but let the wild geese breathe a sigh of relief, I thought I was going to eat me! ”

"I also thought that the bride price was a wild goose, and it was a moral for a long time."

"Scare me~ I just said that geese are so cute, how can you eat geese."

"In fact, many boyfriends are also very troubled when giving gifts, because there are too many things that can be bought, and I really don't know what to give, I'll give you an idea, that is, what do you want to buy ask your girlfriend in advance, if she says she doesn't like it, then she really doesn't like it, if she says it's too expensive, don't buy it, that's really like it."

"Hahaha! Absolutely, Brother Dog has a little trick to break up every day. ”

"After listening to Brother Dog's joke, a single dog is no longer a dream."

"Brother Dog is afraid that he will become the enemy of women."

Having said so much about gift-giving, in fact, I don't know if you understand, gift-giving is mainly to use gifts to represent your mind, the relationship between people, isn't it to get closer to each other in expressing their hearts, we have known each other for so long, and there is no gift for everyone, give everyone a piece of advertising to appreciate,

Feng Hao bowed slightly: "Thank you." ”

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The audience burst into warm applause.