Hahahaha!

"Teacher Feng's answer!"

"Yes, we have to listen to Mr. Feng's answer."

The audience cheered.

Feng Hao smiled: "Well, I really encountered this last time, I like to play tricks, so I said that an acquaintance introduced me." ”

"And then..."

This one then whetted the appetite of everyone on the scene.

"Then the girl said 500 acquaintances."

Wha!

No way! Absolutely!

Haha, no wonder this show is not for minors!

Is this what I can hear in the studio of satellite TV? "Feng Hao's Talk Show", Where Azing Happens!!

The audience in the live broadcast room also exploded.

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha during the day, pop at night! ~One ha is a day, one party is a thousand! ”

"If it's not an acquaintance, can you get 500, hahaha."

The scale of the live broadcast room is obviously more explosive than the scene.

Hi! Feng Hao suddenly sighed.

Other idols sighed, and his fans will be heartbroken, what's wrong with my brother?

Feng Hao sighed? His fans just want to laugh and even want him to share his bad luck.

"Everyone knows that my show is called "Feng Hao Talk Show", coincidentally, a "Women's Talk Show" was also broadcast on the other side, The host of this show is called Yang Li, do you know?"

"Yes!" The audience shouted.

Feng Hao nodded: "Do you know why that show is not called "Yang Li Talk Show"? ”

This asked the audience, but this is normal, except for Feng Hao, who is embarrassed to name the name of the show directly after himself.

However, Feng Hao didn't want the audience to answer.

He said to himself: "Friends who are familiar with me should know that I came out of "Assemble BBQ", and Yang Li also came out of this show. ”

Wow~~ The audience at the scene seemed to smell a hint of CP.

"No, no, no!" Feng Hao hurriedly said nervously: "It's not the aspect you think. ”

Hahaha! Feng Hao's funny appearance also caused laughter at the scene.

"She won second place in that show, which is a great result."

Saying that, Feng Hao couldn't help but applaud.

The audience couldn't help but applaud along.

Feng Hao smiled slightly: "And I won the first place." ”

"Oh, by the way, I'm applauding this for myself."

Hahahaha! Don't you want to be so funny! The audience didn't expect such a reversal.

"Huh~"

"Phew~"

The audience burst into laughter.

"Brother Dog is so shameless!"

"Brother Dog is not a husky, enough dog!"

The atmosphere at the scene was heated up all of a sudden, not to mention in the live broadcast room.

Song Wenhong nodded with satisfaction and looked at Yang Crooked next to him: "Look, I'll just say he's okay." ”

Yang nodded crookedly, but always felt a little worried.

Feng Hao shook his head: "You see I'm still very young, but in fact, I've reached the age where everyone around me is almost married." ”

"I really don't know why everyone is in such a hurry to get married?"

Feng Hao looked helpless: "Do you understand my doubts? Didn't you look at the statistics?

75% of marriages end up as tragic as toilet paper flushed down the toilet.

If you go skydiving, the instructor tells you that the parachute won't open 75% of the time, and your reaction will be fuck, I won't fucking jump. ”

Hahahahaha!

"Marriage is the grave." One of the big brothers sitting in the front row shed tears of pain.

And a young man in the middle and back rows behaved sweetly and happily under the gaze of his wife next to him.

Feng Hao paused:

"But there's a kind of magic in marriage, sometimes it makes people want to get married no matter what, like people who want to lose half of their fortune should line up here."

"You think, if a girl doesn't have a house, she requires a boy to have a suite; Girls don't have a car, so boys are required to have one. ”

After speaking, Feng Hao's words changed: "Then what do I want a woman for?" When a man marries a man, he will have two houses and two cars! ”

"Hahahaha! No way! This logic is absolutely amazing! ”

"Teacher Feng is not married yet, but he has already mastered the true meaning of marriage."

"Don't say it, it sounds reasonable."

"It seems that Brother Dog is going to be single for the rest of his life."

"Who said that Brother Dog can't find a man?"

Feng Hao spread his hands: "No, no, I'm just joking, I like women, but I can't get along with them, they are too energetic for me." ”

At this point, the live broadcast room began to get dry.

Energetic? What did you do, dog?

Return them? Brother Dog has a lot of appetite!

Sure enough, the scale of the live broadcast room is boundless.

Feng Hao looked at the audience and said slowly, "Have you found anything?" Women never seem to be idle, as if they can't even take a day off.

If you have a girlfriend, if you happen to have nothing to do that day,

The barrage in the live broadcast room also began to roll.

Hahaha, the world is real.

No kidding.

Damn, this t can also drive?

Feng Hao: "And then they will keep coming up with some very boring proposals,

For example, do you want to go to Brunch (brunch) together?

Most people must have thought to themselves, I don't want to go.

But you can't answer like that, you have to make her happy, right? So what do you do? You have to agree, 'Hey, let's go to brunch together, what a great offer!' ’

It's not for sleep on weekends, but to spend 100 yuan to go out to eat meat, eggs and bread! This is like words! ”

Hahahaha! This sentence made almost all the men at the scene pay attention and applaud, and several women covered their mouths embarrassedly and laughed a few times.

Feng Hao waved his hand: "I knew a girl before, and she was very interested in women's rights. ”

As soon as Yang Crooked heard this feminism, his eyes lit up, is Feng Hao's attack coming?

Some of the audience sat up straight, looking very expectant.

Feng Hao's expression suddenly became very serious, "Girls often say on TV that they want to be treated as equals as men, but if you listen carefully, they don't want to; They are picky and only want the benefits of being men.

It's like they go to the cafeteria to eat, and they treat their good or bad as a man as the food in the buffet.

They began to choose what they wanted to eat. ”

said that Feng Hao pretended to be picking food in the cafeteria:

"Oh~'equal pay for equal work', I like this dish, just clip a little.

'Pay for food,' I don't want it, you can keep it for yourself."

Please, everyone is commenting, can you pick like this? ”