164. Titanic
"Romantic one! It's a fucking horror movie at all. ”
Feng Hao's foul language exploded, which made the audience laugh again! pushed the atmosphere of the scene to a peak.
"Hahaha! This kid! Wang Zijian hammered his thighs vigorously.
"I can't do it, I can't do it... I can't breathe. Yang smiled crookedly so much that tears were about to flow out.
Feng Hao shrugged his shoulders: "They always ask me why?"
I say, because all the men are dead. ”
Hahaha! The audience burst out laughing again.
Damn, I can't laugh anymore, I can't laugh anymore.
"Wonderful! I'm really convinced by this host, you can't even think of his answer! ”
Feng Hao's series of jokes were thrown out, and the audience who was hit shook their heads at the moment, and their spirits were almost out of order.
"The girls will watch and imagine who I am in the movie.
You'll be the girl floating away on the driftwood.
And when I was watching it, I thought which character would I be?
Will I be the guy who fell straight above the upturned deck when the bed was split in half, slammed into the other deck, and then fell into the sea? ”
Hahahaha!
Do you know what I was thinking the moment I fell into the sea? ”
"I knew I should have gotten to the woman in first class!"
"Wonderful, Feng Hao is obviously going to "Women's Talk Show" this time, right?"
"Who's to say it isn't? I heard that Yang Li also posted a Weibo before the show started, and in the video, Feng Hao sat motionless, not dedicated at all, and rolled his eyes. ”
"Isn't it? I think this host is very good, huh? ”
"Who's to say it isn't? Yang Li was not a good bird in the first place. ”
Yang Crooked glanced at his phone at this time, and was very excited after reading it.
Song Wenhong was also a lot more relaxed at this time, and asked with a smile; "What's wrong, so happy? Don't share with everyone? ”
Yang couldn't hold back his joy, and hurriedly said: "600w!" The number of people online in the live broadcast room has exceeded 600w! ”
You must know that Feng Hao's first episode of the program was only 500w, and the second episode dropped directly to 300w, but I didn't expect the number of online people in the third episode of the live broadcast alone to exceed 600w, and it will continue to increase at this time!
Feng Hao, this is going to be a god in a war!
"Many... How much? The old man next to him panted.
Yang crooked and shouted: "Director Lu, more than 600w people have poured into our live broadcast room!" ”
"Well... All right! Lu Changlin couldn't help but clap his hands.
Yang pointed at Song Wenhong crookedly and said: "It's all because Director Song has the wisdom of heroes and his strength to override public opinion, so that you can see such a wonderful show." ”
Lu Changlin patted Song Wenhong: "Yes, yes, this host is really good, you have bothered for a while." ”
In all fairness, old pedants like Lu Changlin and Song Wenhong are not very acceptable to such emerging programs and complaints, after all, in their eyes, the host is serious and dignified, not a hippie smile like Feng Hao who gags on stage.
However, when they saw that the reaction at the scene was so enthusiastic, they had to look at each other and smile helplessly.
Maybe times have changed.
The lights in the back flashed slightly a few times, and Feng Hao knew that this was a hint that the time for the show was approaching.
He pressed his hand, interrupting everyone's laughter and applause, and then smiled:
"Today's show is coming to an end, so let me conclude with a summary of today's topic.
A girl peeking at a man is called a nymphomaniac, and a man peeking at a woman is called obscene;
Girls secretly touching men are called teasing, and boys secretly touching girls are called hooligans;
Girls beating boys are called coquettish, and boys beating girls are called domestic violence;
Girls cry to be weak, boys cry to call cowardice;
Girls are comforted by hurt, boys are comforted by hurt, and boys are comforted by hurt;
Girls have limited ability to earn less money, and boys are particularly incompetent when they earn less money;
It is natural for girls to spend boys' money, and it is natural for boys to spend girls' money.
Summary: There is no such thing as a good man"
As soon as Feng Hao finished speaking, several big brothers stood up on the ground, applauding and saying, "That's great, I said what we wanted." ”
Driven by these big brothers, more and more men began to stand up and applaud and cheer.
"It's so enjoyable! This is the most enjoyable joke I heard today! ”
"I am willing to make Feng Hao a male Yang Li!"
"Damn, don't insult Brother Dog, call Yang Li the female Feng Hao, hahahaha!"
"Feng Haoda is my role model! In the future, it will be up to Feng Hao to raise the banner of men's power! ”
Feng Hao stood in the middle of the stage and enjoyed everyone's cheers and applause.
Originally, the live broadcast should have ended here, but Song Wenhong signaled that such a scene should continue to be recorded.
The deafening cheers at the scene also affected the audience in the live broadcast room.
Hundreds of thousands of people poured into the scene, and everyone kept brushing their hearts and praising Feng Hao.
And the little fairies all disappeared, and not one of them spoke.
Occasionally, when a few women persuaded men to be generous, they were all scolded back.
"Generosity? Lao Tzu only has a big belly! ”
"Praise Feng Hao! 10,000 likes! ”
"Defeat women's boxing, everyone is responsible!"
"Damn, I've long been unhappy with such pastoral feminism! This host really gave us men a bad breath! ”
"Confucius said: Only women and villains are difficult to raise! What the ancient sages said, there can still be mistakes! ”
"I don't care! Don't stop me! From now on, I am Feng Hao's brain-dead fan! ”
"Add me one!"
“+10086!”
Feng Hao saw that the time was almost up, and bowed slightly to the audience: "Thank you for your hard work to come to the scene, the show is over, please go back." ”
The live broadcast signal was also cut off after this sentence ended.
When the audience left the venue, they did not forget to express their love for Feng Hao, and some people even threatened that Feng Hao is currently the first host in China!
Feng Hao kept smiling: "Thank you, thank you, please be careful when you go back, pay attention to your step." ”
It wasn't until the last audience member left the studio that Feng Hao softened like a deflated ball.
Although he feels that it doesn't matter to everyone on the surface, this is his springboard after all, if you want to say that you are not nervous, it is fake, after all, this is a national live broadcast.
When he was recording before, although he didn't rest much, it was common for him to drink a few sips of water on stage after finishing a paragraph.
After all, if you don't rest, the audience needs to rest too.
The show has only been so long, but it doesn't mean that the recording is so long.
Live streaming is different, you have to pay full attention throughout the whole process, which is much more draining.
But he was quite satisfied with today's performance, and basically nothing went wrong, except for the female audience who made trouble on the spot.
Hahaha! Omen!
Thinking of this, Feng Hao couldn't help but laugh, his homophonic stalk was really amazing.