193. Catch fish

When Feng Hao walked out of the kitchen, he saw Hu Ge and Huo Jianhua chopping wood.

Huo Jianhua was very powerful at first glance, and split the firewood in a few clicks, Hu Ge was a little struggling, maybe he was not holding the Xuanyuan Sword in his hand.

And Tang Yan and Yang Mi were walking around beside them, and they didn't know what to do.

Tang Yan wanted to try chopping wood, but was also stopped by Hu Ge, this is not a joke, just wait until you cut yourself, it will be miserable if you cut others.

Yang Mi saw Feng Hao coming over, revealing a curious expression: "Oh, little handsome guy, do you need our help?" It's all suffocating here. ”

Feng Hao was stunned when he heard Yang Mi call him a handsome guy, he called him a handsome guy like this?

The entertainment industry is really hypocritical.

Feng Hao nodded, because Mr. Huo wants to eat squirrel fish, so we need to go to the backyard to catch a live fish. ”

"Huh?" Yang Mi took a step or two back after listening: "Fishing?" I don't dare..."

Tang Yan rolled up her sleeves: "Let's go fishing, I still have some experience in fishing; I'll satisfy what Lao Huo said, if it's Lao Hu, hum! Let him drink the northwest wind! ”

Hu Ge smiled helplessly: "Is this how you hurt your fellow countryman?" ”

Yang Mi and Tang Yan followed Feng Hao to the backyard, where there was indeed an artificially dug pool; There were a few black crucian carp swimming slowly in the water.

The program team really worked hard...

But he didn't know why he had to call two female guests for something as simple as fishing.

Tang Yan looked at Feng Hao: "Did you bring any tools?" Let's just take the net and catch the fish. ”

Feng Hao spread his hands and showed the plastic bag in his hand: "But I only have one plastic bag, can I directly use the plastic bag as a net?" ”

Tang Yan hurriedly waved his hand: "That's definitely not good, the fish swim so fast, the fish ran away as soon as the plastic bag entered the water." I can only think of some other way to catch these fish. ”

Yang Mi's eyes widened: "There is no net, can we just grab it with our hands?" ”

As she spoke, she stood aside again, as if she was a little afraid.

Seeing that the two female guests were still negotiating on the paper, Feng Hao squatted down directly, leaned over and used his hands to catch the fish in the pond.

But the fish in the water was so slippery that he couldn't catch it at all, and when he finally touched it, the fish flicked its tail and ran away at once.

Because the pool was very deep, the fish swam to the bottom, and Feng Hao couldn't reach it.

Finally caught one, Feng Hao was about to scream excitedly, the fish tail directly shook a few mouths, and then jumped into the pond again.

Hahahaha! It's so funny!

Tang Yan and Yang Mi laughed unabashedly when they saw Feng Hao's embarrassment, completely noticing that the fish flicked their tails and threw water on their bodies at the same time.

Because the clothes on Yang Mi's body are a little transparent, it is looming at this moment.

Tang Yan had a whim: "Shall we grind a tree branch into a sharp one, and then go to the water to prick the fish, pierce it, and poke it directly ashore?" ”

"Yikes!" Yang Mi shouted: "Sister Tang Yan, your trick is a bit violent." ”

"But where can I find the branches? I think this plan is very good, spearfish I dare! Hahaha.

That's what Zhang Wuji did on Ice and Fire Island at that time! ”

Tang Yan nodded: "I just saw a few dry branches on the ground, which look usable; At that time, Zhang Wuji's spearfish was for four beauties to eat; She said and patted Feng Hao: "You fork the two beauties, and you won't suffer, right?" ”

I didn't expect these two people to do what they said, and they were going to find branches to spear fish.

These two beauties are really... It's very yellow and violent.

"No, no, no." Feng Hao hurriedly stopped: "Two big beauties, the squirrel fish we make can't be forked directly like this, the fish will die." The master told him that the fish must be alive, because the taste of the meat will be more delicious when it is a live fish. ”

"Huh? It's so troublesome. Yang Mi was squatting on the ground picking up branches, and then she threw away the branches in her hand again.

Feng Hao: "The master gave a death order and asked me to go back with live fish." ”

When the two of them heard this, they were still a little depressed, it seemed that they really wanted to take a branch to insert a fish just now.

Fun is fun, but the fish should worry about being scared, and they won't be happy when they die.

Tang Yan thought for a while: "Then let's make a simple net and then fish it up, wouldn't it be good, don't we have plastic bags?" ”

Feng Hao shook his head: "Yes, yes, but how to catch fish with plastic bags?" The surface of the fish is so slippery that even if I protect my hands with a plastic bag, I don't think it will be able to catch them. ”

"That's it," Tang Yan said, "I'll stretch the plastic bag open, and then you drive the fish into my plastic bag." Wouldn't it be better to let them get in on their own initiative? ”

After speaking, Tang Yan also proudly straightened her chest, as if she was impressed by her intelligence.

Yang Mi questioned: "Are they that stupid?" ”

Tang Yan looked very confident: "Fish, it's a lot dumber than you think, don't forget, their memory is only seven seconds, as long as you master the method, catching fish is a very simple thing." ”

After speaking, she took the plastic bag in Feng Hao's hand, squatted next to the pool, and then put the plastic bag into the water.

"There are at least seven or eight crucian carp in this water right now, and I think you just need to keep driving the fish out and letting them swim towards here."

"There's always going to be a stupid fish in the bag." Tang Yan added again.

Feng Haole said: "Are you the modern version of the Waiting for the Rabbit?" ”

Tang Yan: "It doesn't matter if it's waiting for the rabbit or not, as long as the method works, we can eat the fish in the end." ”

Although Feng Hao felt that this matter was a little unreliable, it was better to jump into the pond and catch it.

But just as he was about to do this, Zhou Min's voice came from the headset, asking him to follow the two guests.

Now Feng Hao finally knew why he had to call the two of them to catch a fish, to brush up on his sense of existence.

At that moment, I had to cooperate with them, pick up the branches that had just been thrown away by Yang Mi, and drive away the crucian carp in the pool according to what Tang Yan said.

Tang Yan excitedly put her hand into the pool, waiting for the moment when the fish took the initiative to burrow into the plastic bag.

However, things did not develop according to Tang Yan's assumption.

Although the fish were panicked by Feng Hao's big stick and scurrying around in the water, none of them got into her plastic bag as she had imagined.

And there was even a fish that mischievously flicked its tail and made her face water.

The camera certainly recorded this scene accurately.

"Hahahaha."

Yang Mi stood next to her and laughed.

Feng Hao said suddenly: "Otherwise, the two of you are holding the plastic bag." Then I catch the fish, which should have a better chance, and I should always be lucky. ”

"Okay, just do as you say." Tang Yan also took this opportunity to go down the steps, otherwise it would be too embarrassing.

"These fish are smarter than we thought, but that's fine, otherwise what if you eat those stupid fish and eat yourself stupidly?"

Yang Mi also nodded again and again: "Yes, this means that after eating these fish, you can still replenish your brain." ”

Feng Hao was a little stunned on the side, it seems that it is very important for the entertainment industry to speak...

He looked at the fish in the pond again, "Brother Yu, you have put the pot on your back."

It's best to get acquainted with each other and jump on your own!

And when Yang Mi put the plastic bag into the water, a fish took the initiative to jump into her bag.

"This ......"

No way? So spiritual? Feng Hao himself was stunned.

They were just saying that if you eat a smart fish, you won't be stupid.

Who would have thought that as soon as the plastic bag was put in the water, a stupid fish would immediately throw itself into the net.

Yang Mi's hand froze there, whether she put it down, or if she didn't put it down.

Feng Hao shrugged: "It looks like we are destined to eat this stupid fish today, this is really a modern version of waiting for the rabbit." ”

Yang Mi blinked her eyes and said playfully: "I think it may be because I am so beautiful, this fish took the initiative to dedicate itself to solve some troubles for me." ”

Tang Yan glanced at Yang Mi: "Come on, you, you are too narcissistic, I don't dare to think of myself like this, I, at most, the fish will sink by itself." ”

Yang Mi also rolled her eyes: "Come on, you, you are Tang Yan, not Shenyu!" This is clearly my affirmation of my own charm. ”

Feng Hao knew that the best way at this time was not to talk and just do things.

At this time, he took the bag in Yang Mi's hand, and then let go of the water in the bag, leaving the crucian carp that was resisting fiercely.

"Thank you for the help of the two beautiful women who are sinking fish and falling geese, I have to hurry back to the kitchen to deal with this fish now."

The fish is still resisting fiercely, it wants to be caught by Yang Mi!

It's not Feng Hao's dick!

On the way back, Feng Hao ran into He Jiong and Zifeng again, and the two of them were actually moving bricks.

"You... Isn't this going to be a simple stove again? ”

Zifeng was stunned: "Eh, how do you know?" ”

Feng Hao shrugged: "Because I just saw them shopping for rice outside, there is actually no place to cook rice here." ”

Zifeng nodded: "That's right, so we can only solve these difficulties by ourselves." ”

Feng Hao raised the bag in his hand: "Then I'll send this fish to the kitchen first, and I'll come over to help you later." ”

He Jiong waved his hand: "No, no, we can still do this kind of simple thing; Isn't it just a stove? It's easy to set up, and you're ready to go. ”

Feng Hao nodded suspiciously, but if Teacher He said so, it must be no problem.

"Master, do not disgrace your mission, and the fish will be successfully brought back."

Oh huh? Wang Lei looked at the lively fish and put it in the tank.

"This fish is not small."

Feng Hao smiled: "This is not what I caught, it was Yang Mi who caught it herself." But when the time comes, you can ask her how she caught it. Haha, Feng Hao couldn't help but laugh when he thought of this: "The fishing technique is really different, which surprises me." ”

"Eating stupid fish shouldn't make you stupid, right?"

Feng Hao added again.

Hahahaha!

"Did you kid get fed some medicine by the two beauties, and he fell into the evil spirit?" Wang Lei was inexplicably laughed by him, "There is no saying that eating stupid fish will become stupid, but when I look at you like this, I think it may be true, after all, stupidity is contagious." ”

Feng Hao didn't realize that Wang Lei had something to say for a while, and continued to say: "Then let's eat this stupid fish, I guess we will become stupid together." ”

Wang Lei frowned slightly: "When you say this, I'm really curious about how they caught the fish, and if they caught it, they could still say that it was stupid." ”

"Look at how lively it is in the pool, and it doesn't look stupid."

Feng Hao covered his mouth and snickered, "When you go to the dinner table for a while, let the two female guests tell you, and then you will know whether this fish is stupid or not." ”

Wang Lei waved his hand: "Okay, don't worry about whether the fish is stupid or not, everyone will be hungry if it's later." ”

"Don't help them, just stay here and give me a hand, and take a good look at how I cook these dishes, and strive to be in charge of you in the back, and also share the burden for the master."

Feng Hao was stunned: "Can I do it?" ”

Wang Lei looked at him while brushing the pot: "Then don't call me master, I really think I'm here to mess around!" If you don't want to learn, you have to learn! When the guests think the food is not delicious, I will say that you made it. ”

Wang Lei showed that he was bullying newcomers and giving himself time to be lazy.

However, Feng Hao knew that if Wang Lei let himself be in charge in the future, it would actually be a good thing.

What do you think is the most important thing for newcomers?

It's a face.

But the hardest thing for newcomers is to show their faces.

For example, in this issue, who would want to watch him and Zifeng?

There will naturally be fewer shots of him and Zifeng.

But if you are in charge of the spoon yourself, since this is a variety show of life, there must be a picture of cooking vegetables, right?

The guests praised the delicious food, and the camera must be given to him.

In this way, you can show your face more in the show, and you can also put a more conspicuous label on your body, after all, men who can cook in this world are more popular. Exit the transcoding page, please download the latest chapters of the app.

But he really couldn't cry or laugh in his heart, does participating in a variety show have one more skill...

There is a variety show in their world called the Mars Intelligence Agency, so it seems that if you participate in this variety show, won't you want to be an astronaut?

"Hey, hey, don't get distracted, what are you thinking? Look. ”

Wang Lei waved his hand several times in front of Feng Hao.

"Ah, Feng Hao came to his senses: Okay."

hurriedly stood next to Wang Lei,

Wang Lei also took the trouble to teach him how to handle the ingredients and what to pay attention to.

For example, it is not advisable to put salt in the roast meat too early, because the main ingredient of salt, sodium chloride, is easy to coagulate the protein in the meat, shrink the meat pieces, and the meat becomes hard, and it is not easy to burn****** such as the oil pan should not be burned too much, because often eating fried vegetables that are too hot is easy to produce low-acid stomach or gastric ulcers, and if not treated in time, cancerous will occur.

For example, cold water should not be added to meat and bone boiling, because meat and bones contain a lot of protein and fat. In addition, the umami taste of the meat and bones itself will also be affected.

Some people died, but not completely......

After the endless coma, Shi Yu suddenly got up from the bed. To see the latest chapters, please visit the latest chapters. The website has not updated the content of the latest chapters, and the Aiyue APP has updated the content of the latest chapters.

He took a big breath of fresh air, and his chest trembled.

Confused, incomprehensible, all kinds of emotions come to my heart.

Where is this?

Then, Shi Yu subconsciously looked around, and then became even more dazed.

A single dormitory?

Even if he had managed to be rescued, he would have been in the ward by now.

And their own bodies...... How could it be that there was no injury at all.

With doubts, Shi Yu's gaze quickly swept from the room, and finally his gaze stayed on a mirror at the head of the bed.

The mirror reflected his current appearance, about seventeen or eighteen years old, and his appearance was very handsome.

But the problem is, it's not him!

The previous self was a handsome young man in his twenties who had been working for a while.

And now, no matter how you look at it, this appearance is only the age of a high school student......

This change made Shi Yu stunned for a long time.

Don't tell him that the operation was a success......

The body and face have changed, and this is not a question of surgery or not surgery at all, but immortal magic.

He's a different guy altogether!

Don't...... Did you cross by yourself?

In addition to the mirror at the head of the bed, which was obviously not good in feng shui, Shi Yu also found three books next to it.

Shi Yu picked it up and looked at it, and the title of the book instantly silenced him.

"Essential Animal Breeding Manual for Novice Breeders"

Postpartum Care for Pet Animals

"Alien Beast Ear Girl Evaluation Guide"

Shi Yu: ???

The names of the first two books are quite normal, what are you doing with the last one?

"Ahem."

Shi Yu's eyes were solemn and he stretched out his hand, but his arm quickly stiffened.

Just as he was about to open the third book to see what it was, his brain stabbed violently, and a flood of memories flooded back.

Icefield City.

Pet animal breeding base.

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