"At that time, I saw the group of people working in the county cultural center playing on the street all day long, and I felt that life was very unfair, and we had our teeth pulled out for 8 hours on that day, and they walked around the street and asked them why they didn't go to work, and they said that they were working on the street;

That's why I really wanted to transfer to the cultural center.

If you want to enter the cultural center, you must have works, so what should you do?

Writing, I found a copy of "People's Literature", and followed it to learn writing, and punctuation also followed. Then I went to the works to find literary masters, from Yasunari Kawabata to Márquez, and wrote while reading, writing and submitting articles.

Later, it went well, and I was transferred to the cultural center to work. ”

"On the first day I went to work, I was deliberately 2 hours late, and it turned out that I was the first to arrive! I knew that the unit was the right one. ”

Hahaha!

This sentence made Zifeng and Feng Hao laugh.

Feng Hao said with a smile: "Mr. Zhongshan, Mr. Lu Xun and others all gave up medicine to become a generation. It seems that if you want to become a great writer, you must first study medicine. ”

Liu Hua remembered something at this time: "Actually, when I was in middle school, Lu Xun's status in mainstream literature was very high. As a young man, I found Lu Xun dull, gloomy and boring, ignorantly believing that Lu Xun was a bad writer and that his illustrious reputation was only a product of politics.

But I am also well aware of the authority and power symbolized by the word "Lu Xun". I remember once again arguing with my friends about what time of the day the sun is closest to the earth, and I shouted in a hurry: "Mr. Lu Xun said that the sun is closest to the earth at noon!" "Immediately stopped the other party.

Hahaha.

Teacher Liu Hua is so funny.

Zifeng laughed loudly.

Liu Hua: "But one day more than 20 years later, when I happened to reread "Diary of a Madman", I was struck by the sentence "Otherwise, why did the Zhao family's dog look at me twice?" "Stopped." It's like a bullet that passes through the body, but doesn't stay in it. "I feel like I understood Lu Xun for the first time at that time."

Wang Lei was also curious at this time: "Teacher Liu Hua entered the cultural center to work, why didn't he go along with the dirt and write so hard?" ”

Yes, Feng Hao also felt strange, according to Liu Hua's thoughts at that time, he should have fallen together when he went in.

Liu Hua smiled: "At that time, my friends, my classmates, they all got together, played poker, drank beer, and I wrote at home by myself, what was this for?" That's why I want to live a life that doesn't wake up from an alarm clock. All people, the goal of life is to hope that there is no alarm clock in life. ”

"I remember more than ten years ago, four of our writers went to Italy to participate in the Far Eastern Literature Forum, and they gave us the title "Why I Write", and we four writers didn't know what each other was writing about, and then I was the first to go up, and I finished reading my reluctance to be a dentist, thinking about sleeping lazy, thinking about not going to work, and then returning the manuscript fee to myself, and so I embarked on the road of literature.

Then the second one was Mo Yan who went up, he was a soldier, and he was a sentry at that station; He has been a sentry for several years, and he found that all those who wear leather shoes are officers, and those who wear sneakers are soldiers, and he wants to get himself a pair of leather shoes, pretending that he is an officer, right, he is a soldier, but what if he has no money, he said that he writes and publishes with a manuscript fee, and he can buy a pair of leather shoes. This is the reason why he embarked on a literary path.

Huang Shuo's one is similar, and it is also similar to a relatively unreliable story.

The only one who is more pure is Su Tong. ”

After we all finished reading his manuscript, Su Tong didn't want to read his manuscript anymore, because he felt that he was embarrassed to write, he said that he was too stupid, he wrote it like this:

"I was admitted to Imperial Capital Normal University that year, and then how did I fall in love with literature in college, and then I began to embark on the road of writing"

Su Tong, who has experienced "social death", said to himself, "How can I be so stupid, how can I say that I love literature before I embarked on the road of literature, I should also make up one like you." Because they are not "depraved" enough, they are out of place. ”

Hahaha! Everyone laughed.

Teacher Liu Hua really did it to leave the sadness to the readers and the happiness to himself! A proper joker in the literary world!

That's when the aftershock cloud returned.

Liu Hua quipped: "Teacher Yu Zhenyun, where have you gone?" ”

Yu Zhenyun seemed to have something on his mind, and he didn't reply immediately, but He Jiong, who was following him, said silently: "He went into the dark." ”

Oh? Feng Hao was also stunned after hearing this, why did it sound so meaningful.

Yu Zhenyun said slowly: "I just got to the beach, and I'm still a little moved; A fisherman made a raft, and on top of it, I guess it was gasoline, and food and water; Then they got to the boat, and they drove away, just by themselves.

I've been watching him go,

To go to the dark, just to adjust the life of your family a little better, how amazing. ”

Feng Hao blurted out: "Drive alone to the darkness, for the sake of the family to have light." ”

Liu Hua was afraid of Feng Hao: "Your words are too good." ”

Yu Zhenyun also nodded with satisfaction: "The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, and one wave is higher than the other." ”

He Jiongle said: "It seems that it is not a matter of minutes for us Feng Hao to enter the literary world in the future, and it is easy to have two bigwigs as a guarantee." ”

Only Wang Lei was stunned there, thinking, how did this kid say what was in my heart?

Could it be that the master and apprentice really have a heart?

This kid can still peek into people's hearts!

He Jiong clapped his hands: "Okay, it's not early, let's wash and sleep, let's talk tomorrow, these two little guys also have to digest it." ”

He Jiong is right, the arrival of Liu Hua and Yu Zhenyun today gave Feng Hao a lot of shocks, although he doesn't like to read books very much, but it's not that he hasn't read the words of great writers, but it's the first time that he has had such face-to-face contact and face-to-face understanding.

After all, books are cold, and you have to imagine the emotions in the words inside, but when you communicate face-to-face, you can directly feel the scorching temperature of the other party.

Feng Hao hadn't read Liu Hua's book, but he decided to read it tonight.

He felt that Liu Hua's language humor was gray humor in extreme contrasts, a kind of zero-degree emotional narrative, and this kind of humor could often receive surprisingly winning expression effects.

Like the book "Brothers" he reads, "his customers are endless, and the demand is always greater than the supply, and there are repeat customers."

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