Chapter 5 Greetings from the Widowed Sister
[Friendly reminder: A paragraph was inexplicably deleted before the previous chapter, and it has been added, and it is a few hundred words at the end. If you read it before May 8th, you can go back and make up for the last paragraph. 】
"Actually, I'm not like that in bed." Depp, who was lying on the ground, said with a mouthful of sand.
"Oh?" Natasha lowered her waist with non-human flexibility and whispered in Depp's ear, "So, you're not very good at bed, are you?" ”
What the hell am I ......
"Let him go!" Tony said to Natasha, but turned his cannon at Nick Fury, "You're fired." ”
Hearing this, Natasha let go of Depp under Nick Fury's eyes, and said to Tony: "You don't count it." ”
Tony ignored Natasha, looked at Nick Fury and said, "Okay, let's go to the store together." ”
After saying that, he squatted down and helped Depp up, and then the four of them walked towards the donut shop.
On the way, feeling Natasha's hostile gaze, Depp cast a puzzled look at the other party.
Natasha frowned and pursed her lips, "I've already cleared the entire area, how did you get there?" ”
It seemed to hit her self-esteem.
You may not believe it, but I actually fell from Gotham... Depp smiled: "I just happened to be passing by." ”
Natasha snorted when she heard this, then gave Depp a smile I believe in you, tapped Depp's chest with her finger and said, "You'd better be." ”
Entering Randy's donut shop, they casually ordered some drinks and donuts, and the four of them found a place to sit down.
Just like in the movie, Nick Fury gently put his arm around Natasha's shoulder and said, "Tony, this is Agent Romanoff." ”
"Get your rough dirty hands away!"
"Get rid of your chimpanzee-like paws!"
Depp and Tony shouted in their hearts at the same time.
Natasha continued, "I'm an undercover agent for S.H.I.E.L.D., and when we found out you were sick, Director Fury sent me to observe you. ”
Tony nodded noncommittally, "You'd better apologize to me." ”
Natasha clearly has no interest in apologizing, so Nick Fury explains, "You've been busy, appointing Pepp as CEO, giving away possessions everywhere, and letting your friends fly away in steel armor......"
The three of you and I had an awkward conversation, completely ignoring Depp.
However, Depp didn't feel angry, but happily ate donuts and drank drinks on the side.
This paragraph... He'd seen it four or five times in the movie.
As Nick Fury frantically accuses Tony, Natasha steps aside and opens the black lockbox.
A metal syringe was removed from it and a needle was pointed back at Tony's neck.
Tony was startled by a sudden stitch on his back and said angrily, "Oh, Shet! Are you going to sell my waist for money?! Can you stop doing these weird things! ”
"What did she just do to me?" Tony asked, turning his head.
"Lithium dioxide, good for you." Depp took a sip of Coke and said.
Hearing Depp's words, the other three all turned their heads and looked at them with expressions that you know how do you know.
"Uh... I guess, you go ahead. Depp took another avocado-flavored doughnut.
Nick Fury said helplessly: "He's right, we need you to get back to work." ”
He felt more and more that Depp was wrong, in addition to his extremely excellent fighting skills, he always had a feeling that he was being seen through by the other party, which made the director of S.H.I.E.L.D., who had been strategizing, very uncomfortable.
Tony said, "Give me two more boxes and I'll be fine." ”
Natasha retorted, "This thing is not an antidote, it only slows down your symptoms." ”
Nick Fury said, "It doesn't seem like it's going to be easy to cure you. ”
Tony's expression gradually became serious, and he was about to say something, but was interrupted by Depp: "You haven't tried all the elemental combinations, and this Director Fury seems to have a solution." ”
"Uh... I mean, it's better strawberry flavored. ”
Facing the shocked eyes of the three of them, Depp had to continue: "Tony, the previous anomaly on your neck is obviously palladium poisoning. I don't know why this is happening to you, but judging by your performance, you've been looking for an element that can replace palladium, but with little success. ”
"And Mr. Mongolus, your confident expression means that you have a different opinion on it, and maybe there is a way to solve Tony's problem in your place."
"I've studied psychology and chemistry, and it's easy to infer that from your words and expressions."
These guys are so abrasive that his vacation is only seven days, and he wants to solve the problem of the new element as soon as possible and then go on a comfortable vacation trip.
But you can't just tell Tony that the new elements are on the exposition sandbox left by your father, that would be too suspicious.
So he can only use this kind of micro-spoilers to make the plot progress a little faster.
Nick Fury looked at Depp suspiciously, apparently not fully believing his words: "Although I'm not sure if this kid really discovered this through psychology, I want to say... He's right. Tony, maybe you haven't tried it all. ”
On the way to the Liberty City villa, Tony takes the lead in his armor, and Nick Fury drives with the other two.
Depp looked at Natasha, who was in the back row with him, and he was not happy at all.
Obviously, there is only one reason why this sexy beauty sits in a row with herself, to prevent herself from doing anything out of the ordinary.
And he really can't beat her, after all, the famous Black Widow is not an ordinary human.
Born in 1928, she is qualified to be her grandmother, but she is still as beautiful and seductive as a young girl.
It's still the kind of stuff that is unusually good!
Natasha rested her elbows on the back of the chair, supported her chin with the back of her hand, and stared straight at Depp: "Are you really proficient in psychology?" ”
I'm a hammer, I've just watched movies and some comics... Depp said: "Yes. ”
"So... Guess what I'm thinking right now. Natasha suddenly said in a soft voice.
How can this woman be so sweet! Tony, I can't stand it anymore.
Glancing at the half-pulled zipper of the other party, Depp looked away and began to talk nonsense: "I guess you are reminiscing about the word 'one-eyed head'." ”
Natasha couldn't help but squirt out when she heard this: "Poof! You're so funny, haha. ”
Chirping!
A brief but shrill sound of brakes interrupted the chat, and Nick Fury seemed to be venting his frustration.
Depp glanced at the trunk and said nervously: "Mr. Director, please open it steadily, what is in the trunk is the porcelain vase that Tony bought for three million!" ”
"Boy, if you want, I can talk to you alone in a moment." Nick Fury said angrily.
Hearing this, Depp hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Forget it, I'm not Furuikong." ”
Nick Fury smacked the steering wheel hard when he heard this: "Fuck the homonym!" ”
After that, Depp no longer talked to Natasha, but he always felt that the other party was staring at him.
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In the Liberty City villa, Nick Fury finally ended up popularizing science and moved Howard Stark's relics left in S.H.I.E.L.D., and then left Agent Coulson to accompany Depp and Tony.
Depp came out of the kitchen and brought Tony a steaming bowl of soup.
"What is this? The taste is not bad. Tony asked, snorting.
Depp replied: "This thing is called soup in my hometown." ”
"What a strange name." Tony said as he ate, "By the way, I don't know where you're from, and what is the nickname for Gotham?" ”
Tony has been checking up information about Depp, Gotham, and Bruce Wayne, but unfortunately he can't find it at all.
Just like when he investigated Depp, he couldn't find a trace of information at all.
Even the bank account that Depp provided to Tony could not find any relevant information.
This made him wonder if the so-called Gotham was another name for some mysterious unknown city.
But Depp obviously didn't want to discuss this issue, and quickly changed the topic and said, "Tony, it's time for us to take a look at your father's relics." ”
Tony rolled his eyes and said, "Well, you're right. ”
Since Depp doesn't want to say it, he naturally won't force his friends.
After all, everyone has their own secrets.
Half an hour later, in the studio in Liberty City, a videotape left by Tony's father, Howard Stark, was showing on the projector screen.
Compared with Tony's absent-mindedness, Depp looked more seriously and carefully.
Because he knows that the secret to saving Tony is in this tape.
[Tony, you're still young, you don't understand it yet. 】
Hearing this paragraph, Depp immediately came to his senses: "Here it is, this is it!" ”
Seeing Tony on the side, not only did he not get up to watch the video, but sneered, and Depp immediately twisted his head towards the screen with both hands.
"Look carefully, uncle."
"Depp, you actually call me uncle?!"
"Shhhh
[This is the key to the future, I am limited by the technology of this era, but one day you will understand all this, and then you will change the world. 】
My greatest creation will always be you. 】
After the video ended, Depp saw Tony's eyes moist and red in front of him, and his teeth were clenched.
After watching the video, he suddenly realized that his father loved him deeply and believed that he would become the person who changed the world.
And I have been deeply misunderstanding him for so many years.
This made Tony feel guilty.
Now that his life is coming to an end, he finally knows who he wants to see the most.
"Depp, I'm going to meet someone very important, if you don't want to stay here alone, you can go with me."
Depp thought for a moment when he heard this, glanced back at the man in the suit who was snorting outside the studio, and said, "I don't want to stay here alone with Agent Coulson." ”
Although he doesn't want to be a light bulb, in order to prevent deviations in the plot, Depp feels that he is still more reliable than in the past.
After all, the composition of the new elements also needs the sand table model of the 1974 Stark Messe in Pepper's office.
Hearing Depp's answer, Tony called Jarvis directly: "Jarvis, help me change into a Mark 4 armor, and take out another set of Mark 4.5 Sky." ”
Jarvis received the order to act immediately, and the robotic arms in the studio worked together at the same time, and Tony was armored in a matter of seconds.
At the same time, a set of blue and silver suitcase-style armor was also placed at his feet.