168 Baby Meng Battle Skills Elf Strategy

The original Principality of Lolan is a herbivorous monster with the scientific name of Lolan Dragon. When they reach adulthood, they are about five meters long, and their populations usually do not exceed five hundred, and the wild population is mainly distributed in various landforms such as mountains, grasslands, swamps, and forests centered on the Principality of Loran. It has a mild temperament (except for the estrus period), is easy to be domesticated, and is the most common control monster in the mainland. According to the research of Warcraft experts, the Loran Pack Beast is a close relative of the Earthly Dragon, which means that it has the blood of a giant dragon, so it is called the Loran Pack Dragon. (Note: Level 1 level, talent magic soil condensation.) οΌ‰

――Quoted from the Lolan unit of the local chapter of "Warcraft Illustrated Signs".

The drawing of "Warcraft Illustrated Signs" is very beautiful, although the text description is a little thin, but you can see from the pictures alone, its thick elephant-like limbs, indicating excellent weight and dragging ability. The Lorrain Beast is worthy of the title of "Caravan Boat".

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In the drizzling rain, the caravan moved silently on the muddy road. The Loren Beast behaved as if nothing had happened to the ten-ton cart. With every step it takes, it instinctively uses its innate magic "Earth Condensation", so the dirt path doesn't do anything for it.

Everyone hid under the rain and cursed the damn weather. The Beauty and the Beast mercenary group split into two groups, Ba Shen and Lan Xing drove the road in the first car, and Kakarot and Hu Luo slept in the last car.

"Piggy, you're going to die, we can't do it. Lan Xing sighed.

"It's okay, Sister Xingxing, I'm happy to be able to look at you and listen to you. Ba Shen came out of the rain cloth and shouted to the sky, "Lan Xing~~I love you~~ Let me protect you for the rest of your life~~ Until the day this plane is destroyed~~"

Hu Luo reluctantly opened his eyes and scolded: "It's estrus again! Isn't there a fixed estrus period?!"

Lan Xing shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Let me sing you a song, the song is called "Kite Heart". After the god finished his nerves, he retracted into the rain cloth and waited quietly for the elf's song......

Lan Xing stroked his rain-soaked hair and opened his moving voice:

Rainy day

I fly a kite

May it be free above the clouds

There are no earthly worries

It is a slender light filament

Torn by the wind

Wings that break easily

I never knew how to tremble

The burning heart fell into the cold rain

Faded into the fog

Rainy day

I fly a kite

May it be comforted

Don't stop there

Maybe the back of the albatross

It's always because of the cuckoo's call

Just let the water of the heavenly river

Hellfire

Break all the sounds

Don't go along with it

Fall back into my heart

Rainy day

Everything is misty

I hold the filament

But they couldn't take it back

I just hope it brings back lightning

Let love live forever

This song, written by the elven saint Devany for her lover 3,000 years ago, has been sung by infatuated elves to this day. At the same time, he was also moved and warned the elves that the huge gap in life span is an insurmountable gap! Interracial love is destined to be a tragedy. (Friendly reminder: Don't fly a kite on a rainy day.) It will really bring back lightning, "let love live forever"!)

As the rain became lighter and lighter, the sun finally showed a smile from behind the clouds. The caravan came out from under the rain cloth one after another, only to see the magnificent rainbow like a seven-colored bridge across the sky, and countless birds flying under the bridge with joy.

"Quack ~ Quack ~" A burst of baby laughter broke the beautiful scenery in front of him.

When Lan Xing looked back, he saw Alexei pulling his ear with one small hand, and the other hand pointing at the tip of her ear.

"Bad boy!" Lan Xing said angrily, "Sister's ears are sharper than yours, do you want to do it yet, see if you are still smiling." ”

The little baby "didn't understand". Pulling his ears and laughing. Xinya patted his ass and said, "Alexei, don't make trouble." "It's a pity that it doesn't work.

Ba Shen said angrily: "Good man, dare to laugh at Sister Lan Xing, come up with a name!" As he spoke, he jumped into Xinya's car, snatched Alexei away, and jumped back next to Lan Xing with a kick on both legs.

Karl was about to get up when he was stopped by Madame Rose with a gesture.

Lan Xing said seriously: "Piggy, if you want to be angry for me, you must teach him a good lesson." ”

Ba Shen posed, raised Alexei high with both hands, and said face to face with him: "Good man! Flowers bloom, cars see cars, the embodiment of handsomeness and invincibility, wit and brave fighters. Messenger of justice and freedom, spokesperson of happiness and sexual well-being...... That's me~~~ Ba Shen !!! me!

Alexei really didn't mean to, he couldn't hold back his pee, and the little cock was stiff. Jet water jet.

Lan Xing disappeared in an instant, exerting the agility of the elf to the limit, and when he reappeared, he was already on the big tree on the side of the road. It's bitter to the god of Ba. You can't throw Alexei away, can you? So he shot in the face, but that position was too lewd, too insidious, too mean.

Lan Xing laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten his waist, and when the baby finished urinating, he jumped back into the car. Took Alexei from Ba Shen's hand and hugged it to his chest for a while.

Ba Shen said with a bitter face: "Good man, your skills are really good, this water magic makes you superb, and you are willing to bow to the wind!"

"Go!" Lan Xing pushed him away, "Go wash up." ”

The old pig said: "The boy's urine is very replenishing, it doesn't matter, you smell it, it's fragrant." So saying, he leaned forward.

Frightened, Lan Xing jumped into another pack cart with Alexei in his arms. The caravan burst into laughter. Alexei put his thumb in his mouth, sucking, staring at the elf with two big blue eyes, and then using his trick, he spit out a big bubble. The elf who wanted to kiss him was scared away immediately.

I only heard the little guy sing: "Wow, ah~~Wow~Wow~Ahhh~~"

Lan Xing heard it, this is not the melody of "Kite Heart". Bow your head and kiss the baby's forehead: "It's so cute! Let my sister teach you, it's like this......"

At the beginning, the Pyg orc god Ba snatched Alexei away, and Rosecal Xinya was a little afraid that the baby would suffer. Later, Lan Xing took the child over, and then he was relieved, the elves are a well-known kind race, which is very different from the orcs. I just don't know what's going on, in the two divine wars on this plane, the elves actually formed an alliance with the orcs to fight against the humans side by side. Not only Rose can't figure it out, but God can't figure it out either!

Lan Xing taught a sentence, Alexei sang a sentence, he learned really fast. In the evening, in the afterglow of the setting sun, Alexei began to sing solo: "Wow wow~~Wow wow~~Ahh

The whole caravan listened to the song "Kite Heart" quietly, waking up from a dream, crying like a complaint, and being intoxicated. It is different from the sad and poignant style of Elf Lanxing. Although Alexei is out of tune, that little naughty energy actually sings the thousand-year-old tragedy with joy. No one has ever interpreted "Kite Heart" like this, and only innocent children can sing such a tune.

Lan Xing wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes, kissed Alexei again, and then gently returned the child to Xinya. Lan Xing snuggled himself in the arms of Ba Shen, and the heaviness in his heart slowly faded, what was the original intention of Devonie to create "Kite Heart", who can say clearly...... (To be continued......)