During his time at Arkham Asylum, the clown had a very pleasant time.

Every day, someone takes the initiative to share the best part of the meal with him, and there are people who massage themselves every day, and everyone obeys their words.

But for some reason, the guys here are unusually boring to the Joker.

"These guys are so boring, they can't compare to little bats!" The clown is in his hospital room, eating the fruit of the electrocutor's lunch. He bowed his head and said, "By the way, what's your name?" ”

The poison ivy girl who was beating her legs raised her head, licked her lips and said, "Pamela Lilian Easley, you can just call me Pamela." ”

"Your name is a real problem to pronounce!" The clown stroked Pamela's orange-red hair with leaves and said, "Why don't I give you a new name, and you will be called in the future... Poison ivy, how? ”

Poison ivy... Pamela's eyes flashed with a twinkle and she smiled and said, "I like this name, then I will be called Poison Ivy Girl from now on." Poison Ivy, what a really cool nickname! ”

Hearing this, the clown touched the well-behaved Pamela's hair and said, "So... Poison Ivy, can you please get out of here? I want to be alone right now. ”

Hearing this, the Poison Ivy Woman spread her hands and left the clown's hospital room.

"I thought this chick would be a little different, but I didn't expect it to be a boring guy."

The clown complained, and the door to the ward was opened again.

"Didn't I tell you to get out? What's the matter with you guy?! ”

However, it was not the Poison Ivy Woman who poked out half of her head from the doorway, but a female doctor with dazzling blond hair.

When she heard the clown's words, she immediately frowned and glared at the clown, then walked into the room and slammed the door shut.

She walked up to the clown, lifted the hem to the side, revealing her slender and round legs, and sat down in the chair.

She crossed her legs, her heels up and down, and said:

"Listen, Joker!"

"I'm your new psychiatrist, Dr. Harry Quezel from Gotham Central Hospital."

"From now on, I will give you half an hour of psychological counseling every day, and I hope you can cooperate with my work."

"Cooperation? Can you tell me why I want to cooperate with you? The clown sneered, "Is it because of some particularly suggestive action you're doing to me?" ”

"Please be respectful!" Harry exclaimed.

The clown slapped his hand the table and said, "Hey, chick! Before I get angry, hurry up and fuck me out, go out and find someone to fuck you well, don't come to me to make a fuss! ”

"How?" Harry refused to admit defeat and said, "Do you have something unspeakable?" Don't worry, I also have some knowledge of andrology, and I may be able to help you. ”

After saying this, Harry was ready for the clown to attack him suddenly, but what she didn't expect was that the green-haired madman opposite actually held his stomach and laughed.

"Hahahahaha! You're funny! The clown clutched his stomach, rolled on the bed, and said with a smile.

Interesting... This guy doesn't seem to be quite the same.

Harry looked at the clown, and was also interested.

She felt that this guy was unlike all the patients she had ever met, and that he seemed to be completely one with madness.

This made Harry, a psychology maniac, take a keen interest in the Joker.

"In that case, can we start treatment now?" she said. ”

Little Scandal said, and immediately sat down on the edge of the bed, and said, "Of course you can begin, dear Dr. Harry." ”

Half an hour later, Harry shook the Joker's hand and said, "This treatment was very pleasant, we'll see you tomorrow." ”

"Goodbye, Dr. Harry." The Joker kissed Harry's hand very gentlemanly and said.

After that, Harry would give the Joker half an hour of psychological counseling every day.

I don't know exactly how it works, but the clown has a special personality charm and almost omniscient erudition.

So that every conversation will not fall into embarrassment, they are just doing simple psychological counseling at the beginning.

But in the back, they have already begun to talk about everything and everything.

Every day when Harry came home, he looked forward to starting the next day's work as soon as possible, so that he could talk to the Joker again.

She had to admit that the Joker had a fatal attraction to her, and her mind was now full of the stinky man with the green hair.

Harry sat on his balcony, spit out a puff of smoke, and said helplessly, "I really don't understand, whether I am treating him or he is treating me... Forget it, I don't care about him so much, anyway, I'm all about him now, and I'm probably already in love with him. ”

"I want to... You'd better not sink too deep. ”

The man's voice came from behind him, and Harry turned his head in surprise to see a man floating in the sky outside his balcony.

You know, this is the thirty-eighth floor!

And, this is a suffocatingly handsome man, and Harry happens to know who this man is.

"Good evening, Mr. Depp." Harry casually pressed the cigarette butt on the marble of the balcony, then lifted his slender legs onto the balcony, stood up to face Depp, and said to the wind: "Although my mind is full of him now, it is not impossible to spend the night with a perfect man like you who is handsome and rich." ”

is worthy of DC's well-known sharing girlfriend, and she is really enthusiastic enough.

Depp looked at the beautiful blonde lady in front of him, shook his finger and said, "I'm just giving you a piece of advice, the clown is a family man, and his wife will come back to him soon." ”

"What?" Harry couldn't believe it, "He has a wife?" What are you kidding a guy like him to have a wife! ”

"I'm not kidding you, Miss Harry."

"So... Can you sleep with me? ”

"I think that's unlikely."

"Well, you conservative man!" After Harry finished speaking, he directly grabbed Depp and hugged him, and then kissed Depp on the lips fiercely.

"Now, you owe me a kiss."

"Good night, Mr. Depp, I'm going to sleep."

"Oh yes, I like to sleep."

With that, Harry jumped off the balcony and went back to his bedroom.

Depp looked at Harry, who started to undress directly, touched his lips that were still warm, and reluctantly turned around and left.

The next day, Harry began his own psychological counseling in sexy black stockings.

Moreover, everyone outside the ward heard the clown's roar.

"Hey, chick! What kind of plane? ”

When Harry walked out of the clown ward, her legs trembled slightly with a flushed face.

Harry in his high heels almost couldn't stand on his feet, but he looked satisfied and proud.

"I heard you have a wife? Then I'll have to do it sooner! ”