Chapter 146: Avengers? Dogs are not appropriate! [Ask for a monthly pass, ask for a subscription]

"You guys talk so hurtfully!" Nick Fury said, "Make an offer, you guy!" ”

Depp looked at Nick Fury like an idiot and said, "This thing is not for sale, and besides, you haven't paid the money I helped you protect New York this time!" I remember someone who seemed to say that there would be a price increase before I came, and I hope that the reward you gave me this time will satisfy me. ”

“.......”

"You profiteer!"

With that, Nick Fury handed Depp a huge black suitcase and said, "In addition to vibranium, there is also a part of Edelman metal in it, I think you don't need money for this guy, you will like these things better." ”

When Depp heard this, he immediately smiled, put his arm around Nick Fury's shoulders and said:

"I knew you one-eyed, black-bald man knew me!"

"Don't call me a black bald!" Nick Fury retorted.

But he felt that even if he refuted, it would be useless, and Depp called himself that almost every time.

But no matter what, if anyone else calls himself that, then he's dead!

Depp grinned and said: "Don't care about these details, I still want one thing." ”

Hearing this, Nick Fury subconsciously moved to the side and asked cautiously, "What else do you want?" ”

Then, Depp said what he wanted: "I hope that my comics and film and television companies can obtain the rights to the publication of S.H.I.E.L.D.-related works, you know, if the superhero story is connected to reality, then the sales will definitely increase several times!" ”

When Nick Fury heard this, he covered his head and said, "Are you kidding? We're a secret agency! ”

"Come on, what kind of secret agency are you now, haven't your actions been exposed to the public eye for a long time?" Depp continued: "Also, I will change your name and appearance slightly, and your true identity will not be revealed. ”

"A slight modification?" Nick Fury said skeptically.

Depp nodded and said, "That's right! Like what... The director of S.H.I.E.L.D., in the comics, is not a black brother, but a white man... Something like that. ”

Nick Fury thought for a moment and finally nodded in agreement, "Okay, I agreed. ”

Depp smiled, took out the copyright contract that had been prepared long ago from the system space, and handed it to Nick Fury along with a hero pen.

Nick Fury took the contract and the pen, and he looked at the thousand-year copyright term on the contract, and suddenly felt tired.

"You're such a good master who never loses!"

After signing, Nick Fury viciously slapped the contract in Depp's hand and said.

Depp shook his finger and said, "It's not that I don't suffer, I have to earn blood!" ”

When Nick Fury heard this, he endured his nausea and said to Depp: "Are you really not considering joining the Avengers? We and the world need your strength! ”

Within S.H.I.E.L.D. and the Avengers, almost everyone is in favor of Depp joining.

With Depp's combat power and wisdom, as well as his erudition in a sense.

Once you join S.H.I.E.L.D. or the Avengers, it will be a great boost for both organizations!

Although Depp's origin has become a mystery, everyone knows that he is definitely a good person during this time.

Although there is a little bit of greed for money, the profiteers are not profiteers, and it does not affect the people who guard the earth.

After all, after so much has happened, especially after the events of Thor and the Destroyer.

The entire S.H.I.E.L.D. understands that the crisis caused by Hydra and other earthlings is no longer the biggest problem they are facing now.

The biggest problem they face today is a threat from beyond Earth.

Whether it's an alien tech race, like the Zetarians.

Or otherdimensional creatures, such as the Obsidian Five and their leaders.

Or mythical creatures, like Thor and Loki.

All of them made S.H.I.E.L.D. feel extremely tricky, and also made them feel a sense of powerlessness.

The strength of these guys is countless times stronger than all the enemies they have ever encountered!

Therefore, recruiting those who are not threatening as much as possible, and speeding up the research and development of space warfare weapons are the top priorities of S.H.I.E.L.D. at the moment.

However, these have little to do with Depp, and he currently wants to come to Marvel, and he still needs to travel time, so he can't stay at all.

So he glanced at Nick Fury and said, "Then if I become an Avenger, can I still ask you for an appearance fee in the future?" ”

Nick Fury said, "That's definitely not going to happen, after all, we're on pay!" And your appearance fee also needs to be approved at various levels before it can be issued, and those people in the finance department are very stubborn, even if I am the director of the bureau, I must apply according to the process. ”

Depp pointed to the black suitcase in front of him and said, "The Avenger's salary, can you afford so much vibranium and Edman metal?" ”

Nick Fury looked embarrassed and said hesitantly, "I guess... Wages in a few decades are not enough. ”

When Depp heard this, he directly closed the coffin and said: "So, Avengers, dogs are not appropriate!" ”

Tony jerked his head back with a lying gun expression:

“???”

However, Depp ignored the aggrieved Tony, and said in his heart that our appearance fee is so high now, why do we want to surrender our treatment to be an avenger?

I'm sick in the head, I'm sick!

Nick Fury was hurt by Depp's heart and said:

"Come on, then you and Tony can catch up, I still have a lot of trouble to deal with."

Nick Fury grabbed the rope that came down from the helicopter, pulled out his phone and sent a text message to Depp in mid-air.

"I hate profiteers the most in my life! is the most hated! ”

Depp looked at the text message, smiled unkindly, and then sent a message back to Nick Fury.

"If you have the ability, don't look for me next time!"

Someone on a helicopter plane: "Mommy Fake! ”

In the No. 3 wormhole, Steve fought with one against two, without falling behind at all, and it was difficult to solve the problem with Hawkeye and Natasha.

I saw him slap a shield on Natasha's chest, and then pushed Natasha into the air directly.

Then, with his shield, he blocked the arrow from Hawkeye, and then, with a twist of his waist and a of his hips, he used his shield to split another arrow that was still in the air into two pieces.

The brilliant battle between the three of them made the S.H.I.E.L.D. agents who surrounded them scream in shock.

There were people clapping and shouting incessantly, as if they were not fighting, but performing.

Slowly, because of the departure of the ebony throat, and the mind gem was included in the system space by Depp.

Steve also gradually realizes that something is wrong with his situation.

Damn, how did I get so radical just now?

He used his shield to block Hawkeye's arrows, dodged Natasha's blow, and said, "Barton, Natasha, stop!" ”

He jumped aside and continued, "It seems like something has affected our minds just now! ”

When Natasha and Hawkeye heard this, they also reacted immediately.

The three men stood in place, looked at each other for a moment, and then immediately put their weapons behind their backs.

"Aha, it was just a combat practice between teammates, right?" Hawkeye was the first to say.

Natasha: "That's right! ”

Steve: "Barton is right! ”

At this time, many of the surrounding S.H.I.E.L.D. agents moved to the sides.

Nick Fury walked slowly down the path in the middle and said, "It was my negligence that I didn't know in advance that Ebony Throat guy actually had the skills of speech control and bewitchment. ”

"Let's go home."

In the No. 1 wormhole space, after Thor cleared out all the Zeta Swiss soldiers, he immediately raised Thor's hammer and flew towards Depp.

Thor tossed something resembling a conch to Depp and said, "This is what my father asked me to give you as a gift for you to save me and Loki." ”

Depp took the conch and asked, "Is this...?" ”

"This is the conch that can be used to contact Heimdall at any time, and with this you can always ask Heimdall to open the Rainbow Bridge for you to go to Asgard or anywhere else," Thor said. ”

Then, Thor said with some self-deprecation: "It's a pity that I couldn't recover the space gem, the rainbow bridge can't be repaired for a while, although you can use dark energy to teleport, but that will cause extremely serious damage to both the caster and the teleported." ”

When Depp heard this, he realized in his heart, but he didn't tell Thor that he gave away the space gem himself.

"So, I'll go first, see you next time."

After Thor finished speaking, Odin, who was far away in Asgard, used dark energy to activate the Rainbow Bridge.

Seven rainbows enveloped Thor, and he screamed back to Asgard.

Asgard, in the temple, Thor gets down on one knee with his head bowed in front of Odin.

"Father, I failed to live up to your hopes and failed to bring back the Space Gem."

Odin helped Thor up and comforted, "It doesn't matter, the important thing is that the guy didn't get the space gem either, and that's enough." ”

"That guy?" Thor asked, puzzled.

Odin looked up at the sky outside the temple and said, "Thanos, a wretched man with great ambitions. ”

Underneath the wormhole passage II, Hulk pinched the last Zeta Swiss soldier to death.

Looking at the enemies around him who had been wiped out, Hulk was extremely dissatisfied and picked up the tank next to him and kept smashing it on the ground.

Slowly, Hulk's body began to shrink.

Eventually, Dr. Banner, dressed in special underwear, got up from the ground.

He looked at the devastation around him with a confused expression, and his eyes were full of confusion.

Who am I?

Where am I?

I can't all kill these people, do they?

The cool breeze blew with gunsmoke, and Banner's little head was full of big doubts.

Over the next few days, Depp has been helping to rebuild New York.

At the end of the seven-day trip, Depp returned to his bathroom.

"Whew!"

Depp let out a sigh: "It's really a hard enough trip!" ”

Depp took a shower, took a bath towel, and walked out of the bathroom wet.

Seeing Depp's sexy figure, Selena's eyes lit up.

"I have to say, how perfect my own man looks!"

And when Depp bullied him, Selena greeted him with a red face and said, "How... Coming again so soon? ”

Depp muttered inwardly: Soon? But I think it's been more than ten days!