Chapter 148: What Is a Magical Genius? [Ask for a subscription, ask for a monthly pass]
After finishing his meditation, he went to the rooftop of the New York Sanctuary to water the flowers for a while.
Then he lay down comfortably in the rocking chair and picked up the chilled orange juice at hand.
Just as she had just taken a sip of orange juice, suddenly, a sparkling but somewhat crooked portal slowly appeared in front of her eyes.
"Huh?"
Gu Yi was a little puzzled, thinking to himself, could it be that which apprentice opened the portal by mistake?
When the portal is fully opened, it is not the well-known perfect circle, but a crooked and irregular circle.
On the other side, Depp, who was lying on the bed in bear underwear, showed an embarrassed but polite smile and said:
"It's pretty sudden!"
The ancient one placed the glass with orange juice on the table and responded with a smile: "This is indeed sudden. ”
suddenly drew a circle, and then opposite was the New York Sanctuary where the ancient one was, and to be honest, Depp was also confused now.
Just now, he was actually lying on the bed playing mobile games.
Unfortunately, the game doesn't seem to be fun.
"Damn, how can there be such a cerebral palsy game as a League of Legends esports manager?"
After Depp scolded, he casually picked up the hanging ring on the side and put it on, and then the appearance of the New York Sanctuary inexplicably appeared in his mind.
Then, Depp casually drew a circle, and saw Gu Yi drinking orange juice opposite.
"Excuse me!"
Depp said as he scribbled with his hands in the air, then sighed and said, "How is this thing turned off?" ”
Gu Yi stood up from his rocking chair, shook his head with a smile and said, "It seems that you do have a talent for learning magic. However, it is not easy to become proficient in using the Hanging Ring. ”
After speaking, Gu Yi waved his hands and kept scratching various symbols in the air.
As her hands danced, various patterns of orange-yellow light appeared in front of him.
These patterns are not the same, but they are interlocking, revealing a touch of simplicity and profundity everywhere.
After a complete set of actions, the ancient one said:
"You see, this is not an easy trick to master, I think you can come to Kama Taj and I can teach you myself."
"I believe that with your talent and heart, you can definitely master it quickly."
In Gu Yi's words, she made no secret of her appreciation and wooing for Depp.
However, as the ancient one has seen countless times in time travel, Depp did not agree to his invitation.
After all, Depp is the one who has the BUG-level calculation and analysis speed of the superbrain mode.
I saw him wave his hands slightly, and just like Gu Yi just now, countless cumbersome and esoteric runes formed in his hands.
The ancient one watched in surprise as Depp copied a series of actions he had just made, and even the effect of the runes was not bad at all.
She was shocked: "This can't be! Even Strange only mastered the use of portals after a few months of training, and only after a year did he really get a glimpse of the way of the Great Mage. ”
Depp looked at his bear panties and said with an embarrassed expression: "Thank you very much, Master of the Ancient One, then... See you first! ”
After speaking, Depp waved his right hand slightly, and the portal in front of him shook unwillingly a few times, and then closed.
Obviously, Depp's proficiency in opening and closing portals now needs to be improved.
However, he learned to open the portal without a teacher, and learned to close the portal after watching it once.
Depp's magical talent can be seen how perverted he is.
The portal closed, and the ancient one looked at the rooftop of the New York Sanctuary in front of him, and suddenly felt a little disgusted with Strange, who had not yet arrived.
"As my heir, how can I learn so slowly? Look at Depp! ”
"Forget it, when Strange comes, let's increase the amount of training for him!"
After making up his mind, Gu Yi began to study the operation of reversing Depp's location, and after countless attempts ended in failure, Gu Yi gave up.
Although he didn't know how Depp broke the dimensional wall and opened the portal to his own world.
But Gu Yi knew that with his own ability, he would definitely not be able to do it.
The Ancient One can open a portal in the multiverse at will, but he still can't open the portal to the world of Depp, and he can't even send a message to Depp.
This made Gu Yi suddenly feel a little discouraged, and she said self-deprecatingly: "It seems that I can only wait for that kid to take the initiative to contact me." ”
However, Gu Yi found that it seemed that at the moment when he secretly stuffed the suspension ring to Depp, many timelines had changed.
Therefore, she believes that Depp will definitely come to her again.
"Whew~"
Depp rubbed his face and said, "Sure enough, I'm a genius in the field of magic!" ”
Thinking back to the process of opening the portal just now, Depp immediately realized why he failed in the first place.
It's not because of the substandard movements, it's not because you don't have any magical talent, it's because you ignore the most important point!
When opening the portal, you need to imagine in your mind where you want to go.
The clearer the picture in your mind, the faster the portal will open!
Because the picture of the New York Sanctuary was only a flash at that time, Depp was a little slow when he opened the portal.
Depp got up and practiced opening and closing the portal on his own in the bedroom.
On the first floor of the antique store, Dog Dan'er walked gracefully to his shiny food bowl brushed by Grandi.
Inside the food bowl, there is a braised chicken thigh specially cooked by Depp.
For Goudan'er, the happiest time of the day is when he is cooked by Deprua.
Therefore, it cherishes its food very much every time and must not waste a grain of food.
Walking to the cat's food bowl, the dog couldn't help but squint his eyes when he smelled the scent of chicken legs.
Then it opens its mouth wide and prepares to bite down.
At this moment, next to the cat's food bowl, a circular portal of about twenty centimeters suddenly appeared.
The evil hand that stretched out from the portal directly took the braised chicken leg back, and then immediately closed the portal.
Aba!
The sound of teeth striking from the cat sounded, but the familiar smell of meat did not explode in the mouth, and the dog opened his eyes in confusion.
"Huh?"
"Where's my chicken leg?"
"Why am I such a big braised chicken thigh?!"
"Meow !!!!"
The broken dog immediately rummaged around the house, and finally he hung on to Grandi, meowing and protesting.
"Did you steal my chicken legs?"
"Grandi, I didn't expect you to be this kind of person!"
"The cat is angry, there is no kind of chicken leg coaxing badly!"
Grandi felt the dog's emotions, a little aggrieved, and a little helpless.
The main thing is that he can only clean, he can't cook at all, and he can't make two chicken legs for the dog!
Just as Grandi was fighting with the dog, a teleportation array appeared again on the edge of the cat's food bowl.
Someone who snatched the cat's food, a heinous sin, threw a chicken bone into the cat's food bowl with a click.
Then close the portal and hide the merit and fame.
After hearing the voice, the dog on the side hurriedly ran to the edge of the cat's food bowl, looked at the chicken leg with only bones and a little bit of meat residue left, and gnawed it with tears.
"He's meowing, who the hell stole my chicken leg and gnawed it so clean?!"
In Arkham Asylum, the electrocutors are still preparing for their escape plans.
He had quietly crafted a more powerful electrocution machine, and Joseph had discovered his escape plan in advance.
Now, the two are facing each other in a corridor of the hospital.
The electrocutor smiled fiercely and said, "Joseph, you're not a clown, you can't stop me!" ”
Joseph, who was wearing a white coat, looked righteous and said, "Then you can try it!" ”
"It seems that if you don't have electricity, you don't know what it means to be afraid!"
After saying that, the electrocutor immediately activated the electrocution machine and aimed the aiming handle in his hand at Joseph.
In the next second, a small and delicate portal that kept throwing brilliant sparks outward appeared on the side of the electrocutor.
Seeing the posture of the electrocution and Joseph, Depp immediately picked up the soda in his hand, stretched out the portal and fell on the electrocutor.
With the sound of sizzling and cheering, the electric torturer was short-circuited and failed under the stunned expression of the electrocutor.
Obviously, because the materials are limited, and the electrocutor has increased the power of the electrocution device, the waterproof effect of this thing is not very good.
And the electrocuted person who has lost the electrocution weapon is no different from a weak waste.
Depp stretched his face out of the portal and said to Joseph shyly: "You continue, I'm just passing by." ”
At the last moment when the portal closed, Depp heard the punches of Joseph Bangbang on the other side, and the heart-rending screams of the electrocutor.
In the toilet of a charity banquet, Selena was wearing a dark red dress and high heels, holding a lady's cigarette in her hand, leaning against the wall of the toilet cubicle, her left foot slightly bent against the corner.
She slowly exhaled a smoke ring, suddenly feeling a little bored.
"Why doesn't this damn charity banquet end soon, I miss him!"
As soon as Selena finished speaking, a circular portal formed in front of her eyes.
Opposite the portal, Depp wore classic bear panties and said, "Do you want to go home, baby?" ”
Selena smiled charmingly at the corner of her mouth, then took a hard puff of the cigarette in her hand and spit the smoke on Depp's face.
She threw the remaining half of the cigarette into the toilet, and then jumped to Depp without any scruples, coiled tightly on each other, and kept kissing.
"Absolutely! In every sense of the word! ”
Feeling the smell of the lady's cigarette on Selena's soft tongue, Depp gradually got a little up, and his hands ......
For the sake of the safety of this book, I can't continue to write the following, you know.
Two hours later, Selena and Depp held hands and stepped out of the portal into the alley next to Dick's elementary school.
"I have to say, it's much more convenient than driving!" Selena said, holding her hip.
Depp agreed: "That's true. ”
With that, Depp carried his pickup truck through the portal.
On the way home from elementary school, the two decided to continue driving.
At night, Dick, who had extremely bad dark circles under his eyes, put on his combat uniform and sneaked out of the window.
"Although Daddy Depp and Uncle Bruce both said to let me rest more, how can a child like me, who has a strong sense of justice, resist the urge to fight evil and promote good in my heart!"
Dick said inwardly, hooking the rope to the top of the lamp, and then swinging himself out with all his might.
From a young practice to a large rope and trapeze technique, he has great confidence in his ability to fly and walk walls.
"Even Uncle Bruce, the famous Batman, is far worse than me in this regard!"
Suddenly, a portal with brilliant sparks appeared in front of Dick.
"What is this?"
"Wait, something inside looks familiar!"
Dick, who had already swung into the air, had nowhere to borrow his strength but to scream and plunge into the portal.
Then he fell onto his cot.
On the side of the bed, Depp and Selena looked at Dick and said, "Don't take it as an example." ”
"Okay, okay, can't I sleep obediently?"
After knowing that he couldn't slip away from Depp's father and Selena's mother, Dick took off his combat uniform and obediently got into the bed.
In the Bat Cave, Bruce took off his mask and sat down in his chair with some wistfulness.
He had some setbacks in his actions today, and those damned criminals turned out to be an unknown viscous liquid that stuck to his eyes.
Although he closed his eyes in time and didn't let this thing invade his eyeballs, his combat power dropped significantly to an outrageous level after closing his eyes.
After that, it took me a full ten minutes to deal with this group of criminals!
What a shameful day!
Thinking so, Bruce got up and walked into the batrang training room.
He found a black cloth and blindfolded himself.
"No, a black cloth is still a little transparent!"
Bruce took three more black cloths and blindfolded them all over his eyes, which completely plunged his vision into darkness.
It's like what happened tonight.
He pulled six batrangs out of the yellow tactical bag at his waist and held three of them crossover at his side.
Then, Bruce swings out both hands at the same time, aiming at the moving circular bullseye on the opposite side!
The moment the dart is fired, the portal appears in front of the target.
Depp held a wooden cutting board in his hand and blocked the path of the darts.
Dodo, do.
The sound of darts touching the wood was heard, and all six darts were caught by Depp with a cutting board.
Depp's heart: Your dart is too crooked!
Bruce's heart: yes, Jeon-hit!
Depp took the cutting board back to his house with the batrang, then gently waved his hand to close the portal as if nothing had happened.
Bruce excitedly took off his blindfold, and the expression on his face immediately changed from joy to bewilderment.
"What about my batarang?"
After a few days, Depp gradually became proficient in the use of portals, and now he barely needs to draw circles, only a slight movement of his fingers to open portals.
Depp estimates that after a while, he may only need to wear the suspension ring and open the portal with a single thought.
I'm a genius!
But... The magic of the portal alone seems a bit too monotonous.
After all, with my talent, it shouldn't be too much to learn a few more magics, right?
Thinking of this, Depp thought of the Ancient One in his heart, waved his hands, and opened the portal to Marvel.
Because this portal is almost interdimensional, Depp must act in a standardized way to open perfectly.
This time, however, the portal is not across the New York Sanctuary, but Kama Taj's apprentice training ground.
"Master Ancient One, I want to learn more magic from you."
Gu Yi, who was explaining the essentials of the movements to the apprentices, heard the voice, looked back at Depp with a smile, and said with relief: "Want to learn?" I'll teach you. ”