217. Armament Department

Ange snapped his notebook and glanced at the men on either side of the conference table, now in a conference room 120 meters below the campus.

To be honest, Ange didn't want to have a meeting with these guys, especially in this place, although he knew that these guys were desperate for their lives, but again, Ange had a good understanding of their ability to cause accidents.

Who knows if this room will suddenly explode in the middle of their meeting?

The guys had "accidentally" created three artificial lakes in the Academy, and if this place was blown up as well, it would be the fourth.

Moreover, just because of the men's clothes, Ange wanted to get up and leave.

Speaking of which, the clothes of these men are neat and uniform, and they can be regarded as a group of men in uniform without compromise......

But what's the deal with fully enclosed biohazard suits?

He also has rubber boots on his feet.

Protective glasses, respirators, portable oxygen tanks and other equipment are readily available.

The heavy "whirring" of respirators echoed in the conference room, and more than a dozen pairs of eyes looked at Ange through protective glasses.

"Gentlemen, before the meeting, I would like to ask a question, why do you wear biohazmat suits every time you have a meeting with me? It makes me feel like I'm a filthy pathogen and you don't even want to breathe air in the same space with me. ”

Ange frowned.

"Headmaster, please don't mind, of course you are not a pathogen, pathogens refer to microorganisms and parasites that can cause disease, and they are not biologically the same category as you."

A passer-by corrected the principal's ignorance of science.

"Why are you wearing an oxygen mask when I'm not a pathogen?"

Ange endured.

"We're just allergic to your body odor, principal, and to be honest, you're a polluter in Wata Alheim, and every time you come to a meeting, we turn up the ionizing air purifier to maximum power...... But your body odor is just too powerful! ”

A certain dragon set B looked Ange up and down, like a human looking at a stinky orangutan.

"That's not a body odor, it's a special perfume I use!"

Ange endured again.

"Is it perfume? According to our instrumental analysis, the result is a mixture of kebab, nori bisque and moldy cheese...... Principal, your taste for perfume is so chic. ”

A cannon fodder C shows the level of Ford's research in the field of odor.

"It's sandalwood, seaweed, and fresh cigar leaves...... "Ange endures, "and I look like I'm like a meal?" ”

"It's barely a meal, but it's not an appetizing meal."

A passer-by revealed the regret that "rotten wood cannot be withered".

Ange began to regret coming to Walt Alheim for a meeting, and every time he came here he felt like he was caught in a sea of neuropathy, where neurosis is the mainstream, and without nerves it cannot survive.

Together, these neurotics are called the Equipment Department.

Although it is customary for everyone to refer to the Equipment Department as a "Demolition Camp" because of various acts, these Demoman Geniuses are very careful about their own safety protection.

The water they drink must be distilled and purified by thirteen filtrations, the air they breathe must be dusted, ionized, and humidified, and the food they eat ......

They only eat junk food, but they're trying to prove that things like burgers, fries, and cola are healthy foods.

There are nine different layers of isolation above their heads, including concrete walls up to 3 meters thick, high-strength armor plates 50 centimeters thick, and lead-zirconium alloy plates to withstand nuclear strikes......

The isolation layers are filled with a large amount of graphite powder between them.

According to professional calculations, the mold's most advanced BLU-117 ground-penetrating bomb will not be able to penetrate their barrier, sunspot bursts will not affect Wata Alheim, and biological weapons will be completely purified by the graphite layer.

Even if an enemy of the dragon king level comes, unless it is a super spirit of the primeval power level such as the "Shiva Karma Dance", then don't think about what to do with Watt Alheim.

In recent years, the suspicion of the armament department has become more and more serious, and the imaginary enemy is no longer a moldy ground-penetrating bomb and a nuclear strike, but an apocalyptic disaster.

For example, an asteroid hits the Earth.

After the group watched 2012, the armament department began to explore the possibility of complete flooding of the earth after the melting of glaciers.

They then wrote a petition to Angers for additional funding for the construction of the tenth waterproof barrier.

In this way, even if the earth is flooded, Wat Alheim will still be safe and sound, just like Noah's Ark in the Bible to preserve the fire of mankind.

Ange joked that it would be better for him to allocate some more funds and ask the equipment department to dig a refuge passage from the principal's office to Vat Alheim, so that if the end came, Ange could roll all the way to Vat Alheim for refuge.

But the head of the armament department, Director Akadullah, actually refused, the reason is this: "In the face of a doomsday-level disaster, we should take refuge, the entire civilization of mankind is preserved in our brain cells, and we protect ourselves to protect the fire of mankind." But what's the use of your escape? ”

"You are the leader, the leader should live and die with the majority, after the end of the world, humanity will not need a leader, only an engineer to rebuild civilization."

"Like Adam and Eve, we will reproduce humanity again, teach our descendants how to use advanced tools, teach them logic, philosophy, science and alchemy, and let them pass on the spark of civilization from generation to generation. We will also tell them the story of your sacrifice for humanity, Headmaster. ”

Ange couldn't stand it anymore, and patted Director Akadullah on the shoulder: "My dear Director Akadullah Ahmed Mohamed Farouge, I am glad that you have not only done your job well, but also thought about taking precautions to turn the tide and continue the flame of civilization for mankind when the catastrophe is coming. ”

"At your age, you still have the courage to take on the heavy responsibility of Adam and Eve, and do not hesitate to reproduce humanity again! I was very impressed! ”

"But I think there's something that hasn't been thought out in the plan, and that's ...... As a purely male department, you don't have Eve, does it make sense for the Garden of Yindian, which is made up of more than a hundred Adams? ”

The Armament Department is indeed an all-male department, because no woman can last even a week in this department.

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Once upon a time, Valkyrie-like women applied to join the Armament Department.

She was so strong and brave.

He learned to say neurotic things and do neurotic things, and he also learned to eat junk food and play the mentally handicapped games of the next era, and won the favor of the entire equipment department.

But in the end, he was defeated in front of Director Akadulla.

The heroic girl walked into Director Akadulla's office and waited for the final interview, where the men's urinal hung opposite the couch next to Director Akadulla's desk.

Instead of sitting behind his desk and waiting for her, Director Akadulla shrugged and glared at his crotch and shouted, "Cheer up! Perk! Xiaoqiang, don't be discouraged! You can't die yet! If the world is destroyed one day, it will depend on you to pass on the genes and fire of mankind! ”

The valiant girl fled.

Ange's words clearly hit the soft underbelly of Akadulla's director.

He froze suddenly, hugged his head and thought for a long time, shook his head in frustration and said, "Even I have something that I don't think through!" In this way, this plan to save human civilization has failed! ”

Just when Ange thought the matter was over, he received an amended application.

This time, the cost was increased because, in addition to the cost of waterproofing, Director Akadulla was also planning to dig a vertical escape route, albeit not to Ange's office, but to the dormitory.

To be precise, it is a dormitory with a large number of female students.

"We'll call that escape route Eve!"

Director Akadulla said with a beaming look: "This plan is foolproof, right? Principal, please correct! ”

During that time, Akadulla, who longed for the continuation of the human fire, once became the dream demon of the strongest half-blood.

Ange sighed: "Okay, okay, I promise you, I will try to come here for meetings as little as possible in the future, so as not to pollute everyone's air." ”

Director Akadulla shook his head: "It's best for you to move out of Kassel and find a manor at the foot of the mountain to retire." ”

Hearing this, the face of the English gentleman Ange turned black as that of an African.

But fortunately, the equipment department is not all geniuses like Akadulla who exchange EQ for IQ, and there are still people who can communicate normally.

Deputy Director Carl.

He was once praised by Ange as the most logical person in the Armament Department, a neurological hospital, and said that he enjoyed talking to him.

Deputy Director Carl seems to be proud of this.

Cutting off the meaningless conversation between the director and the principal, Karl said: "Principal, to tell you the truth, we have a lot of work going on today, and you called us to a meeting without any appointment, which greatly hindered the progress of our experiment, and also, an hour and thirty minutes have passed since you convened, and all the members of our management team have arrived, but you have not made any constructive proposals, just let us wait for others, Forgive me for not knowing who the other person is to keep us waiting, but if he doesn't arrive within ten minutes, we'll have to go back and continue the experiment. ”

As a rare role with brains in the entire equipment department, Deputy Director Carl has always been treated as the director of Anges, but as the director of Akadulla, Ange generally ignores it.

To be reasonable, if the class arrangement of the armament department is not completely based on ability, then there is absolutely no reason for Akadullah to be the director.

Therefore, Karl's words still have a bit of a say in Angers.

Ange glanced at the time: "Wait a minute, I've asked Norma to inform him as soon as possible, it must be almost there." ”

Before Carl and Akadulla could speak, a researcher stood up, "With all due respect, Mr. Headmaster, I don't think the character you invited is worth putting down so many important experiments just to wait for him here, if it's okay, I'll go first." ”

With that, he turned away.

Ange didn't care, the people in the equipment department were all research freaks in addition to being crazy, if Ange had an appointment, they would try to free up the day's time and not delay the normal progress of the experiment, but this time the incident happened suddenly, Ange didn't have time to inform the people in the equipment department, and it was normal for these researchers to lose their temper.

After all, although Ange is the first person to be a half-blood, but there is one in the equipment department, who is not a genius?

Even the director of the neuropathy of Akadulla is a genius of geniuses.

Ange has always been tolerant of genius.

He didn't open his mouth to persuade the other party to stay, but the researcher's footsteps stopped.

Because suddenly a voice came out of the conference room.

"Are you waiting for me?"

Everyone was startled, and more than a dozen gas masks turned to the source of the sound.

At one end of the long table, opposite Ange, a teenager appeared at some point.

The boy leaned back in his chair, his legs resting on the long table, and looked at them with a sly smile.

Ange suddenly had a bad premonition, and before he could speak, the group of cadres from the equipment department took the lead in moving.

"What people!"

"Why isn't the alarm responding!?"

"Quick! Pull the alarm! ”

"Activate the defensive counterattack device!"

"What about the detonator? Detonator for me! ”

"Turn on the escape elevator!"

"Headmaster, Headmaster Ange is still here, throw the Headmaster over to block him!"

It's hard to imagine that a group of civilian and academic researchers could be so efficient, acting as if they had been rehearsed thousands of times, doing their own thing, evacuating from the conference room in just thirty seconds and turning the entire conference room into a slaughter machine.

The walls on both sides spread out countless dark grids, and the muzzle of the black hole poked out of it to aim at Gu Bei, and countless trigger buttons popped up under the soles of his feet, and the ones linked at the bottom should be pressure mines, the kind that explode when you step on them.

The room is densely covered with fine infrared rays, and its exact effect is unknown.

Sixteen 20-caliber Vulcan Gatling cannons fell from the rooftop, and the entire conference room could be covered without dead ends if they were fired.

Moreover, according to Gu Bei's observation, these firepower should be alchemy bullets.

In other words, even if you run in and plant one generation after another, you have to lie down and go out.

The first generation was planted enough to drink a pot.

There were only two people left in the conference room, Gu Bei and Ange.

Gu Bei looked around with interest, he didn't care, even if these things were fired at the same time, it wouldn't have much impact on him, but: "Lord Headmaster, did you call me here today to monitor the school's defense system?" ”

Ange's face darkened a little, not because the guys didn't forget to throw him out to attract firepower when they evacuated, but because he felt that the Armament Department might have to help Kassel build a fourth artificial lake.

Maybe even he, the principal, will "sacrifice his life" for this great project.

He did wonder if these lunatics would modify the conference room to guard against danger, but he still underestimated them a little.

He had no doubt that in addition to these blatant firepower, these madmen in the armament department had definitely arranged something more dangerous.

Sure enough, just as the two were speechless, a horn came down from the roof, and the voice of Director Akadullah came from inside.

"Young man, I advise you not to act rashly, the infrared device in the conference room is a detection sensor, as long as it is touched, it will be linked to the high-energy alchemy bomb in the wall to cause a big explosion, please release the hostage Mr. Ange immediately, otherwise we will cover your side with firepower!"

How do you feel like this guy is still a little happy?

Gu Bei raised his eyebrows and looked at the "Hostage Angers" on the other side of the long table.

The face of "Hostage Angers" has changed from white to black, and if you give a little more, you can send it directly to dig coal.

Gu Bei even saw a green tendon burst up on the forehead of "Mr. Hostage".

"Akadullah!"