Chapter 234: Do what you like
The collective place of the large army, Batman is long overdue.
In fact, he didn't plan to come, after all, the war was over.
And the current Batman is not the leader of the organization, and the Bat family has not really taken shape.
That's why he's not interested in meeting up with these messy guys and then going home.
However, the Joker detonates the flying machines he has distributed to everyone one after another, forcing him to put on the bat suit he has just taken off and come to the meeting place.
"Are you crazy?"
Batman grabbed the clown's collar with both hands and said angrily, "Why did you detonate those flying machines?" ”
Batman clearly knows how powerful the self-detonation device on the self-detonated aircraft is, and those who are detonated must have no bones left.
The clown did not resist, but turned his head to the side, and said with some grievance: "I was originally a madman, and you don't know it." ”
"You!"
When Batman heard this, he reluctantly let go of a hand to cover his forehead.
The clown still looked aggrieved and explained word by word: "Those guys want to use your flying machine to sneak away from Gotham and escape from the Arkham Asylum, what can I do?" After the warnings didn't work, I had to send them to heaven. ”
At this time, the clown's face was almost gone, and he was full of expressions of pity when he saw it.
Batman snatched the control panel of the aircraft from the Joker's hand, clicked twice, and flipped the screen to the Joker.
"There's a dozen special devices in there, and you're going to blow them up?"
As he spoke, Batman gestured to the options on the control panel.
In addition to [Detonation], it also has functions such as [Immediate Takeoff], [Immediate Landing], [Immediate Return], and [Super Restraint].
"Huh?"
The Joker quickly snatched the control panel from Batman's hand, pretending to be surprised, and said with moist eyes: "I... I didn't even notice it before! I didn't find that you had so many features, I thought... It can only be detonated. ”
He kept clicking on the buttons as he spoke.
Soon, the unlucky ones who had returned to the gathering place and had not had time to take off the aircraft tried other functions here.
The aircraft behind the electrocuted person instantly lifted off without warning, and then turned over and flew down.
Just as the face of the electrocuted man was about to make intimate contact with the ground, the aircraft flipped into the air again.
The unlucky creature jumped back and forth between the sky and the ground, screaming horrific to everyone.
At the same time, the scarecrow's wings split into several thick iron rings, holding him tightly in place.
"Hahahaha, this thing is so fun!" The clown holding the control panel, seeing the embarrassment of these guys, went crazy, and laughed without hesitation when he clutched his stomach.
Seeing this, Batman's eyes were cloudy, and his face was ugly, even through the mask, everyone could notice it.
"It's so much fun, Batman, you're so much fun!" The Joker threw the control panel at Batman and said with a nonchalant look on his face, "Well, I just want to blow up those guys!" If you want to ask why? Because my wives and I want to see the fireworks! ”
With that, the Joker put his arms around Harley and Jenny and walked in the direction of Arkham Asylum without looking back.
"Batman, remember to take control of your flying machines and send these guys back to Arkham Asylum, you don't want these guys to escape my imprisonment, do you?"
Looking at the Joker's distant back, Batman sighed.
He felt very helpless, and when facing the Joker, Batman even felt a little powerless.
And the biggest problem is that this guy will turn into a kind and gentlemanly Joseph Cole the next day.
This makes it impossible for Batman to settle accounts at all!
After all, what does the bad thing the clown do to me Joseph?
At the same time, the cow cat, which has always had white "gloves", belatedly entered the territory of Gotham City.
Looking at the ruins in the city, the dog looked confused.
Because, no matter how hard it tries to smell it, it can't smell where Depp smells.
Meow?
Meow meow?
Meow meow?
How to Fat Four?
Shall I boil silver?
I'm not going to be late!
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And when the Joker and Bruce fell in love and killed each other, Depp had already taken Selena and Clark back to the small town of Smallville.
At this time, Clark's eyes were red, which was obviously a sequelae of overuse of heat rays.
After all, he has just awakened this ability, and it is used with ultra-high strength as soon as it comes up, even if his body is as strong as Clark, he will inevitably have some negative reactions.
However, it is not a big problem, and with this level of damage, Clark only needs to sleep well for one night to heal.
In the middle of the night, Depp hugged Selena, who was already asleep, thinking about what kind of gift he wanted to give to his good brothers in Marvel.
Depp looked at the two Infinity Stones around Selena's neck and struggled.
A gem of reality that radiates red,
If the small red stone is brought back to the Marvel world, then it can turn all the imagination, fantasy, YY, etc. in the mind into real reality, ignoring all realistic logic, natural laws, and scientific laws.
A gem of the mind that flows with yellow light,
It is capable of reading, manipulating, modifying, creating, and guarding the spirit of life. It allows the user to enter the minds of other people, and also allows all dreams, thoughts, and ideas to enter the user's brain. It strengthens the psychic power and increases the psychic power, allowing all beings with the mind to be dominated by it. Even under the condition that other gemstones enhance their power, this gem can enter the mind of all that exists at the same time, and dominate the mind of all things
At the same time, in addition to its special powers, the Infinity Stones themselves contain an incomparably large amount of energy.
(Description of gemstones, taken from Baidu Encyclopedia)
After thinking about it for a while, Depp finally shook his head and gave up on sending them back to Marvel.
It's better to keep this thing here as an ornament, and if it is sent back to the Marvel world, then Thanos has the possibility of all the gems.
And now, poor Thanos is still painstakingly collecting the Infinity Stones.
But I didn't expect that the Reality Gem and the Soul Gem had long been brought to the DC world by Depp and became the main material of the necklace around Selena's neck.
Early the next morning, Depp finally decided on a return gift for everyone.
Depp arrives at his lab and starts working on a gift for Tony.
Soon, with the help of super speed and supercomputing power, Depp only took one morning to build a shipboard gamma-ray amplification gun.
This ultra-technological weapon from the world of Rick & Morty will definitely surprise Tony!
Depp casually drew a portal and came to Tony's bedroom.
Since it was six o'clock in the morning, Tony hadn't woken up at all.
And Jarvis immediately recognized Depp and did not activate the anti-intrusion program and attacked.
Depp, who didn't eat breakfast, sat on the edge of Tony's bed, picked up a half-eaten cheeseburger from his bedside table, and feasted on it.
Depp knows that Pepper has been busy with Stark's business lately, so he hasn't been home.
After all, now Tony has given up the position of CEO of Stark Group to Pepper.
so that he can devote himself to research.
I have to say that the cheeseburger that has been left out overnight is already a little dry, but Depp still eats it with relish.
Tony Stark's burgers are naturally made with the best ingredients in the world, and even if they dry out overnight, they are still very delicious.
At this time, Tony also found an uninvited guest in his bedroom.
He sat up sleepily, straightened the nightcap on his head, and said, "Depp, you can't knock on the door before you come?" ”
Depp pointed to the portal that hadn't been closed yet, and said, "I knocked!" ”
"I really can't help you!" Tony got up and took a sip of water and asked, "What did you do when you came to me early in the morning?" ”
Hearing this, Depp reached out to his arms, took out the huge shipboard gamma-ray amplification gun from the system space, and threw it on Tony's bed.
Seeing this, Tony's face was incredible.
"What's this thing aside..."Tony frowned, his eyes widened, "How did you stuff such a big thing into your arms?" Are you a jingle cat! ”
"Don't worry about the details, Tony."
Depp took out his handwritten principles and formulas for the production of the shipboard gamma-ray magnification gun, as well as the instruction manual, and handed it to Tony.
"Given Mr. Tony Stark's outstanding contribution to the defense of Gotham City."
"I, Leonardo Depp, have personally delivered you a gift."
Tony's face was full of disdain when he heard this.
He doesn't have much of an opinion on what Depp gave him.
But this thing obviously belongs to the technology side!
But on the technology side, Tony thinks he is the best in the world.
What can I give to myself that breaks through my own cognition?
It's simply impossible!
I'm a genius scientist!
However, out of politeness, Tony still picked up the document handed by Depp and looked at it.
Soon, Tony's expression changed from disdain at the beginning to a solemn expression.
In the end, Tony's expression was already shocked beyond words!
"It can't be!" Tony slapped the design drawings of the ship's gamma-ray magnification gun on the bed and said, "This is not at all in accordance with the existing laws of science!" ”
"Or... Do you try it first? ”
Seeing Tony's wet duck beak hard, Depp picked up the shipboard gamma-ray magnifying gun and said.
"You're not going to be playing with me, are you?" Tony said, taking off his pants, he was about to take a shower: "You thing is definitely pseudoscience, it's civil science, it can't be real at all!" ”
As soon as Tony's words ended, Depp pulled the trigger of the ship's gamma-ray amplification gun.
Green gamma rays erupted from the muzzle of the gun and headed straight for Tony Stark Jr.
However, just to be on the safe side, Depp only gently pressed the trigger and immediately released it.
So, there was only a short ray of rays, which sank into little Tony Stark.
Tony looked at himself suddenly becoming a little unusual, several laps larger than usual, and his eyes were full of surprise.
"This thing... It's true?! Tony touched little Tony Stark and said, "Depp, you're a genius!" ”
Seeing this, Depp was speechless.
The first effect of this thing that was developed by itself was to treat the problem of men who are dissatisfied with their size?
That's it? That's it? That's it?
WTF?!
If Rick knew that Depp used his shipboard gamma-ray amplification gun in such a place, he would probably clap his hands in anger and open countless men's hospitals in his own world!
Looking at Tony, who was excited, Depp had long lost the excitement he had just now.
Depp walked into the portal and said before leaving, "Don't be happy, remember to use this thing on your armor!" ”
Tony laughed and praised: "Don't worry, Depp, you're really a fucking genius, a complete genius!" ”
After the portal closed, Tony hummed a little tune and walked into the bathroom and took a comfortable shower.
When cleaning little Tony Stark, Tony couldn't help but sigh: "It feels so good!" ”
In the evening, Pepper returned to Tony's house tired.
During this period of contact work, this woman who has been strong all her life is exhausted.
After a brief wash, Pepper slipped into the bed and leaned into Tony's arms.
Then, habitually, she reached into the middle of the quilt and touched little Tony Stark's head.
"Uh-huh?????"
Little Pepper looked at the man next to her suspiciously, and after making sure that it was really Tony, she asked in surprise: "Tony, how is he ......?"
"What do you think? Baby! Tony asked proudly.
"It feels so good!" Pepper's face was crimson, and the look of exhaustion had long been replaced by excitement.
Tony stroked Pepper's hair and said, "Don't talk, kiss him!" ”
After sending Tony the shipboard gamma-ray magnifying gun, Depp sent gifts to the other Marvel brothers one by one.
For example, in the account for Peter Parker, Spider-Man, 50 million dollars were secretly transferred.
For example, an important message was sent to T'Challa the Black Panther, about beware of Erix Stevens, also known as the Golden Panther.
For example, he sent the ancient one the magic book of Asgard, so that this supreme mage who belonged to the earth could go further.
For example, he sent Thor dozens of bottles of Life Concentrate Essence and a portion of Victor's freezing technology. so that he could delay Jane Foster's death later when he found out that she was suffering from cancer.
As the feedback is delivered to the hands of the Marvel people, they have a new understanding of the mystery and power of Depp.
In their eyes, Depp's strength seems to be forever elusive.
Depp wants a prophet who knows everything, and everything is within his plan, even in the future.
And Depp, who had done all this, began to think about his next move.
Travel to the world of the Black Pickets and see what's going on there.
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