Chapter 330: It's all acting!
The hook tightened, and a slightly bloated body, after the Joker and Hallie, made it to Wayne's dining room.
"Huh?"
Depp looked at the favorability of the three people in front of him, and suddenly had doubts in his heart.
In particular, the Joker and Oswald, even if they fall into darkness, their favorability for themselves is still dependent on life and death.
Oswald, who had climbed up, lifted his big belly, his long hooked nose twitched slightly, and said, "Looks like today's dinner is really rich, Mr. Bruce."
Bruce raised his sniper rifle and slammed it into Oswald's massive hooked nose and said, "I'm sorry, you're not welcome here."
"Oh, you're so ruthless!" Joseph said.
Harley immediately chimed in, "And unjust!"
Oswald removed the muzzle of the gun from his nose and said, "That's right! The Wayne Group is so rich, but it won't give us a little help."
"What an abominable capitalist!" Oswald said, "I hate you people the most in my life!"
When Harley Quinn heard this, she immediately clutched her stomach and laughed.
"Hahahahaha, you guy hahahahahaha
Seeing this, Oswald raised his eyebrows: "What? Do you have an opinion?"
When Harley heard this, she covered her tight lower abdomen and said, "You guys are really shameless, and the gangsters are not much better than those guys, right? Hahaha!"
Alfred listened to the men's words, raised his sniper rifle again, and aimed it at the three men in front of him.
[In view of the general environment,
"I'm different from Master Bruce, and if you don't leave quickly, I don't mind giving you a little help in my own name." Alfred added, "Help you get into Hell early!"
"Tut-tut..."
The Joker took his hands, completely ignoring Alfred's words, and walked around behind Bruce.
Suddenly, the clown stared at him, as if he had found something interesting.
Then, like a circus performer, he jumped to the table.
The clown put his hand on the corner of the dining table, then supported his body with his palm, jumped hard, and the whole person spun and lay on the dining table, and opposite him, was Dudepp.
"Who do I see?" The clown propped his head on his elbows and said, "Wuhu~ is our most respected Mr. Depp!"
As he spoke, the clown took out a pressure salute filled with confetti from his bosom.
With a slight turn, there was a bang, and countless colored shredded paper squirted out of it and slowly scattered on the dining table.
On the other side, hearing the Joker's words, Oswald immediately said that Bruce pushed aside, limped over and said, "It's really Mr. Depp! I'm going to disappoint you, right?"
Without waiting for Depp to speak, Oswald continued to say to himself: "But it can't be helped, Gotham is like this, who can always be a positive character here?"
He looked at Bruce and said, "Right? Bruce... Your Excellency?"
Bruce looked at the two and raised his sniper rifle again, aiming it at Oswald's intact right leg.
"My patience is limited, and in ten seconds, if you don't get out of here, then you don't have to get out."
As soon as Bruce finished speaking, he saw the door of the restaurant, and there were snowflakes and frost from the center.
Soon, the entire restaurant door was frozen to ice.
Then, with a kick from the door, the entire gate shattered into a single piece of frozen wood.
"This solid wood gate is more difficult to dismantle than the synthetic one." Mr. Freeze walked out from behind the door and said with a blank face, "I'm sorry, I'm late."
Casually, he raised the cryo-ray gun in his hand.
Pull the trigger, blue cryoshot
The line hit the sniper rifle in Bruce's hand with unmistakable accuracy.
The sniper rifle in his hand instantly turned extremely cold, and Bruce immediately threw it away.
In mid-air, the entire sniper rifle turned completely ice blue before it hit the ground.
As the sniper rifle landed, the entire gun instantly shattered into countless pieces of cold air.
Seeing this, Alfred pulled the trigger without hesitation.
But Mr. Freeze seemed to have expected it, and shot a cryoray in advance, just enough to intercept the bullet in mid-air and freeze it.
Pat Cha...
The bullet fell to the ground and shattered into slag of ice.
Moreover, the remnants of the cryo-ray continued to freeze Alfred's sniper rifle into ice slag.
Selena looked up, an ice-blue glint flashing in her eyes.
She was just about to make a move, but she heard a message from Depp using life force.
"Don't worry Selena, we'll just watch these guys perform while we eat."
"Performance? What does this mean?" Selena was a little puzzled.
Depp stuffed the small pieces of roast beef into his mouth in perfect cubes, and continued to send messages to Selena as he chewed.
"All in all, we don't need to speak, we don't need to do anything, we just need to eat in peace."
"You're weird men." Selena complained, but she was also relieved: "I have to say, Alfred's barbecue and mushroom soup are amazing."
The weapon was frozen and shattered, and in the face of the encirclement and suppression of Joker, Harley Quinn, Oswald and Mr. Freeze, Bruce and Alfred had no choice but to be captured and thrown in a corner of the restaurant after some struggle.
Afterwards, several people came to the position opposite Depp and sat down, and ate the food on the table without seeing it.
"I have to say, the food Alfred cooks is really delicious." Oswald muttered, "I just don't know which idiot threw so much confetti in the dish, it's really a brain disease."
Harley Quinn on the side talked about the leftover half of the chicken thigh, stuffed it into Oswald's mouth, and said in an unkind tone, "What, you have an opinion?"
Seeing this, Oswald broke out in a cold sweat, then bit off the remaining meat on the chicken leg and said, "No... Of course not!"
"Humph! Timid fat penguin!"
Harley threw the chicken leg away from her hand, turned her head, and continued to look at the clown with adoring eyes.
They kidnapped Bruce and Alfred, and they were bickering with each other.
But no matter what, they didn't dare to show any disrespect to Depp.
Several people were eating, and one by one they looked at Depp opposite.
The look in his eyes seemed to say, "You just eat like this all the time?" More or less a word!
Depp completely ignored them, just eating the food made by Alfred by himself, and chatting with Selena with a match.
"Selena, where do you think our manor should be built?"
"Of course, it's a place far away from the city, surrounded by mountains and rivers, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant."
"I think so, too, we'll have to get the best designers in Gotham to design the house and the surrounding gardens for us."
"That's great, dear!"
Speaking of excitement, Selena got up directly and walked over Little Dick and kissed Depp fiercely on the face.
Clown:.....
Harley Quinn: .....
Oswald:.....
Mr. Freeze: Well, this is delicious, I'll have to bring it back later.
Harley Quinn was the first to lose her breath, she jumped on the table, squatted in front of Depp, and said with her chest bowed, "I said, you don't have anything to say?"
Depp raised his head, picked up a handkerchief and wiped the grease stains on the corners of his mouth, sighed and said, "You go on, I haven't eaten yet."
As he spoke, Depp directly took out one
Putting the pistol, he swung it at Bruce, who was sitting in the corner, and pulled the trigger directly.
The firelight swirled around the disemboweling bullets, leaving a black hole at Bruce's feet.
"Depp! Are you crazy?"
Bruce jumped up in fright and shouted.
Depp threw the pistol to Harley Quinn and said, "I'm not very good at marksmanship, I'll teach you this thing, I believe you can definitely hit Bruce's dumb kid with one shot."
"What?" Harley Quinn caught the pistol thrown by Depp in a panic, and didn't react for a moment: "You asked me to kill Bruce?"
"Why, you don't want to?" Depp asked with a smile.
"Hey~"
The Joker's sigh came from behind Harley, who stood up, put his arm around Harley's waist and carried her back to the ground, asking, "How do you see that, Mr. Depp?"
The clown's words made everyone else present smile wryly.
Among them, too, Bruce and Alfred.
"There are a lot of factors that have been exposed, such as your attitude towards me... Or favorability." Depp said, "And... Some can't be said why."
Depp looked at Oswald, who gently pressed the button on the cane, and his bloated stomach immediately dried up.
Although this guy is a little fatter than before, he is still a handsome young man.
When Depp's perspective shifted, Oswald's information also appeared in Depp's eyes.
【Oswald Colbert】Penguin
Main abilities: strong fighting skills and rope skills, good at insight into people's hearts and playing with power, multi-functional crutches.
Favorability: Life and death depend on each other.
That's right, Oswald's title is not the penguin as Bruce said, but the same as before... He's still Penguin!
This, coupled with their attitude towards themselves, and the fact that Wayne Manor's defenses are so lax today, made Depp suspicious.
So after Depp's analysis, he understood that Bruce was naturally lying before.
It's just that these guys in front of me have been cooperating with Bruce.
I have to say that if there is no system, Depp may not be able to see through the disguise of these guys.
"You're really good at acting!" Depp said, "Except for Victor, I don't see a trace of sadness on your face, this is not at all like someone who just broke the string!"
"Huh?" Mr. Freeze looked up and said blankly, "I'm really not fit to lie! Still, these dishes are so delicious, I'm going to bring them back and give Nora a taste."
Seeing this, Oswald said in disgust, "What a speechless spoiled wife!"
Depp and Little Scandal looked at Selena and Harley Quinn respectively, and then said in unison, "We are all spoiled wives and crazy demons!"
In the corner, Bruce and Alfred expertly untied the rope tied to their bodies and came to the crowd.
Bruce looked disappointed, and he said, "You guy, I thought we really managed to fool you, you obviously believed me when you first saw Joseph and Hallie flying over, and I could see the confusion and fear in your eyes at that time."
"Master Depp seems to have found a flaw very quickly, and it's a terrifying insight." Alfred, a retired veteran, picked up the plate on the table and said, "I'll go serve you hot dishes, and you can continue to talk."
Depp rubbed little Dick's shredded hair and asked, "What the hell are you doing, such a big show, even using heavy weapons to blow up the floor-to-ceiling windows of Wayne's castle, just to deceive me?"
"What if it doesn't?" Bruce said with a little resentment, "How many times have you been out for this guy? I thought you'd have forgotten about us old boys!"
"That's it!"
The Joker agreed with Bruce for the first time, then pulled the comb out of his arms and brushed his hair back.
With the Joker's movements, his hairstyle gradually changed from a scattered state to becoming
The back of the head.
And the hair color gradually changes to blonde yellow with the hairstyle.
Apparently, the clown is once again hiding in the shadows of his heart, and Joseph is back.
He said solemnly, "During the days when you didn't come back, we were very worried, and it was as if we had lost our hearts."
Oswald nodded and said, "That's right, if I still can't see you every day, this Gotham mayor can't do it!"
"I guess you want to be the mayor of Smallville?" Depp complained.
But Oswald just climbed down the pole and said, "That's not impossible!"
Selena looked at the gossiping and slightly resentful complaints of these guys in front of her, and said, "I suspect that there is Nantong in this house, and there is even more than one!"
When Harley Quinn heard this, she immediately answered, "I guess it's Bruce and the little penguins! Hahaha!"
"You guys!"
"Hahahaha!"
Several people looked at each other and smiled, and then raised their glasses.
Meanwhile, Alfred returned to the restaurant with a steaming hot dish.
Depp directly handed him half a glass of white wine on the table and said, "In that case, in order to apologize, I will toast everyone!"
"Cheers!"
"Cheers!"
"Cheers!"
Depp drank it all, and then said, "This time, I'm not going to leave, at least not for a long time."
"Are you really sure you're going to resettle in Gotham?" Bruce asked.
Depp nodded and said, "That's right, both me and Selena think it's more fun to go to Gotham."
"Fun? It's like the way you speak." Bruce glanced at his watch and said, "Tonight's Justice League party, at the top of Wayne Tower at half past ten, we have at least three more hours to eat."
Depp said, "Eat and drink to your heart's content, and I'll announce something then."
Bruce narrowed his eyes and said, "I knew something big was going to happen when you came back!"
Joseph whispered, "Actually... You can tell us a little bit about it, Mr. Depp."
Depp thought for a moment and said, "It won't be long before we have a rather difficult group of enemies."