Chapter 12: Snow Coconut
The two people, he and she blocked each other's language exits, entering love or entering yu wang, the image could not tell.
The east wind blows the war drums, who is afraid of whom in today's world!
I and the mosquito are engaged in a battle between the Chu River and the Han Realm, but my face is similar to Guan Gong, not hot, but angry, lack of soldiers and major generals, a large area of territory is lost, Yan Yan and Ye Ru on the side laughed non-stop.
"Ah~~, mosquito, if you dare to eat me again, I, I'll fight with you!" I looked at me angrily, and shouted, I can't do it if I don't hurry, this kid is too faceless, sweeping me in front of beautiful women, and I can't bully people with a high IQ.
"Hehe, boss, don't worry, I won't eat, good, general, general!" The mosquito looked at me very innocently, as if to say that "Zhou Cang" has already jumped, you can jump too.
I've been so angry that I can't speak, because Yan Yan and Ru'er are two beauties under the guidance of my genius, the brain is open, we need less and less teaching time at noon, bored, everyone proposes to play chess, as for the chessboard is displayed with mn, originally I meant that I played with beautiful women, men and women have not been tired, but unfortunately Ru'er and Yan Yan have to see me and mosquitoes, and add a cold drink bet, no matter how stupid I am, I know that the odds of winning a mind game with mosquitoes are the same as the odds of jumping off a skyscraper and not falling into a pie, but the beauty added a kiss bet, and the mosquito let me"Twin Cannons",...... I compromised.
"Boss, I'll let you double the cannon!" Mosquito smiled triumphantly, cool, it doesn't feel different when you kill the boss, not to mention the free cold drinks!
He likes the free stuff the most, especially the free food provided by the boss, which is especially delicious to eat, and it is even more perfect if you also enjoy my crying expression!
...... They are all sadistic "me" people.
Yan Yan and Ye Ru also looked at me with a laugh, urging, "Okay, I am willing to lose the bet, go buy cold drinks!"
"Hmph, you two also did it on purpose, knowing that no one could play him in the game of using your brain, and let me bet with him!" I shook my head in annoyance.
I feel like I've fallen into a trap, but I'm excited by a beautiful woman and forget everything, but I still have to buy cold drinks, but I'm not angry that I have won ten games in a row by mosquitoes, God, if I can win him once, I am willing to be ravaged by the beauties of the world.
"Ye Da Beauty, the temperature outside is relatively high, and Xiaosheng's body is relatively weak, can you borrow your 'air conditioner' to accompany me on a trip?" We who tasted the fruit for the first time were eager to stick together, but it was precisely because of Yan Yan in the middle that it was doubly exciting, as long as we had the opportunity, we would strive for time alone with each other.
Recently, Ru'er is really glamorous, she is a natural charmer, attracting men not to move, plus after the experience, the physique is further explored, and the eyebrows and eyes inadvertently have infinite style, it is really the same as the fox spirit, some jealous girls give her the nickname behind her back, but since she returned to me, she only talks and laughs with me, and is even colder than Yan Yan when she is with others, I wonder if it has been cooled down by the Ice Queen.
Hey hey, I love it!
Ru'er likes to seduce me, maybe that's it, so that some people don't like it, but fortunately, it's just that I'm not a landscape, if it's a handsome guy in the sun, wouldn't those dinosaur sisters go crazy.
"Air conditioner?" Yan Yan and Mosquito laughed when they heard this, was this an insult to the Ice Queen?
"Boss, you are ruthless, dare to say that the Ice Queen, the patron saint of our Ye Da Beauty, is an air conditioner, Amitabha, quickly leave me the bank password." 」
gave the mosquito a Foshan shadowless foot, before being frozen into a popsicle by the Ice Queen, flashing people.
"Stinky Ye Lei, don't run!" Ye Ru naturally wouldn't let me go, she turned over lightly and chased after me, leaving the two people in the room to shake their heads helplessly.
As soon as he came out of the corner of the classroom, Ye Ru, who "flew" out, found that the target was gone, and was suddenly hugged by a figure who came out, and before he could react, he kissed him deeply.
......
There were very few people in the school at noon, the corridors were empty, and even some people probably slept peacefully on their desks, and the noisy cicadas outside were the best lullaby, and the Ice Queen was on guard for us, not afraid of being seen.
Isn't this kind of environment doubly exciting?
After a faint struggle, Ru'er could only moan in my arms, don't look at her surname in front of people, as if she has a lot of will, in fact, she is very obedient, especially at this time a woman is a woman!
But Ru'er is by no means the kind of woman who twists, but even she, in a sacred place like the school, there may be classmates in the corridor at any time, is a little flustered, and in this regard, once a man opens his mind, that kind of desire and unscrupulousness, women can't compare!
But she takes care of my ideas more, don't look at her usual favorite awkwardness, that's how women are coquettish and attract men's attention, what I really want to do, she supports it unconditionally.
After a breathless kiss, all the boredom disappeared, Ru'er is one meter seven tall, which is definitely tall among girls, so when kissing, the posture is also very comfortable, and you can make full physical contact.
"It's comfortable now, how can you look like a child!" Ru'er said with a sly smile, her pretty face flushed and extremely attractive.
Yes......
"Good husband, spare me, we still have to buy cold drinks, otherwise they still think we steal food?"
I looked at Ru'er's red lips thiefly, "They're right, we're stealing food!"
Ru'er glared at me coquettishly, we walked downstairs together, still a little intimate, people in love, it is really difficult to restrain it, Ru'er helped me tidy up my collar for a while, and then said that my hair was messy, and that gentle appearance was really like a little wife.
A woman's inadvertent gentleness can move a man, and I naturally held her hand, the little hand was slippery, soft, and cool, just holding it gently, without saying anything.
Ru'er's heart is really full, there is no space left, it is all happiness, it turns out that there is such a beautiful thing in her heart, she will cherish all this, grasp it all!
In fact, I still pay a little attention to the image, although it is not a long disaster for the country and the people, handsome scum, we are still a little confident, in the upper bar, usually to look in the mirror, I heard that dare to look in the mirror represents self-confidence, but that's all, too troublesome things are resolutely not done, we are the standard inner beauty.
When we were experiencing the sweetness, suddenly a person appeared on the other side, and we were so frightened that we hurriedly separated, because this is the one we know!
It's better not to make a fuss at this time, although I'm not afraid of Ru'er's fans, and I don't want to cause trouble, after all, I can't let the edge eat them all.
However, the person who came came straight and straight, looking at us directly, is our school's No.2, in addition to mosquitoes, the teacher's favorite student - Xue Ye!
Hearing this name is really poetic, and listening to her voice is even more soft and confident, although a little deliberately cold.
But looking at her appearance, it's more "unappetizing", although a little mean, but it's a true evaluation, her dress is too uncomfortable, to say that the appearance should be okay, but with thick black-framed eyes, two thick black braids, a school uniform that has not changed for thousands of years, and a contemptuous look at men like dung, in a trance, it will make people think that they are oppressed women who came out of the old society, or it is the Dongshi version of "There is a girl named Xiaofang in the village", Dafang who everyone runs away!
These are enough to make all the brothers detour, it stands to reason that when I was in college, girls with good grades were more popular, and she was just the opposite, although it was not a class, but because of the competition, we still knew each other, people were the first prize in the country, and I won the school consolation prize, not a grade.
"This is the school, you two should pay attention to the influence, classmate Ye Lei, it's approaching the college entrance examination now, you don't want to fall short, right?" The glasses girl's terrifying words sounded in her ears, and her expression was more serious than that of the teacher.
I don't care, but Ru'er on the side can't help it, as if she and Ye Lei are good, and Ye Lei can't be admitted to college, "What's wrong with us, who is it that affects?"
"The second article of the school rules stipulates that you are not allowed to fall in love, but a big-chested woman like you shouldn't remember it!" Xue Ye said unhurriedly, she looked down on this kind of vase the most, and her grades were so poor, there was no connotation at all, I didn't expect Ye Lei to be a good thing, disappointed!
Do men only look at appearances?
Ru'er hates others the most that she has big breasts and no brains, she is so angry that she laughs instead, and the other party who laughs is also inexplicable, suddenly hugged me with a fragrant kiss, and deliberately squeezed me with her breasts, turned her head and threw a wink, looking at her with a teasing look, as if she was talking about love, that is, she had big breasts, and she was jealous of you, as for whether she had brains or not, it was none of your business!
Seeing Ru'er actually do such a fierce and unforgivable thing in front of her, Xue Ye only felt her anger rushing upward, and her usual calmness seemed to have sunk into the Mariana Trench!
When women quarrel, the best thing to do is to shut up, but the current situation is not good, look at their appearance as if they are about to fight, the ice queen is enough to freeze each other into ice sculptures, I don't want to publish a campus murder case in the evening newspaper in the afternoon, and pull Ru'er away,
"Xue Ye, I'm sorry, if we get in the way of you, it's not good for us, but this is our private matter, and there is no law that can prohibit others from falling in love, not to mention that we are all adults, as for the school rules, I think as long as our grades don't come down, no one will care. 」
After speaking, he hurriedly pulled Ru'er to shine, and it was not a very wise choice to reason with a woman,...... Especially unreasonable women.
Looking at our backs, a hint of coldness flashed in Xue Ye's eyes, and a wriggling black shadow appeared under her feet......
"Husband, why don't you be angry with that ugly bastard, hum, you actually say that people have big breasts and no brains!" Ru'er said angrily, she had never seen such a snarky woman.
"Hey, why are you like her, be generous, there is a reason why Xue Ye is like this, but you have been in school for too short a time, and you don't know a lot of things. 」
"It's her business how she is, and she shouldn't have fun from others, people who don't have taste!" It seems that this bad impression is set, to be honest, Xue Ye was still a hero in her mind before, although her grades are a little worse than Xiang Wen every time, but she is stronger than other boys, and she finally fights for female compatriots, who said that boys must be smarter than girls!
I didn't expect her to speak so harshly, and it's really nonsensical, we are in her way!
"She wasn't like this before, maybe she had something unhappy today, so let's assume we didn't hear it. What can I say when this kind of thing happens, and I always feel that a girl like Xue Ye is pitiful, and there is probably nothing else in life except studying, a black and white life.
"Hmph, you know again, it shouldn't be that you have a crush on him, but husband, no matter how you look at you, you don't look like the kind of dragon knight who only focuses on the inside!" Ru'er Jiao smiled.
"Xiao Nizi, looking for a fight, we are just ordinary classmates, in fact, her person is very good, but she is a little withdrawn and can't speak, probably people with high IQ are like this, and mosquitoes are the same, fortunately, mosquitoes have friends like us, and she doesn't seem to have heard of any good friends. 」
"Okay, okay, I'm not a careful-eyed woman, but I can't get angry and she said that I affect you, I'm just big-chested and brainless, as long as my beloved likes it, what about others!" Ye Ru said very seriously, her eyes shining with love.
Feelings are all there is to a woman, and it's not fake at all!
What else can I say,...... I can only buy an extra sundae for my good wife to express that sweet heart.
"Damn, boss, is there any mistake, buy a cold drink, you lost everyone!" Mosquito looked sad, his passion for cold drinks was about to explode, in order to enjoy the pleasure of eating violently after being hungry and thirsty, he couldn't help but drink water, but I never appeared, and I had no choice but to pour a large glass of water.
But!
At the moment when he had just finished drinking, I came back with a tempting cold drink, and the mosquito felt a thunder sound out of thin air above my head, and I was eating his favorite strawberry freezing point in my mouth, and my eyes were still squinting at him!
I was very happy to see his unlucky appearance, "Mosquitoes are called feng shui in turns, who made you so proud just now, haven't you heard of happiness and sorrow?"
"Woo, the boss is not kind. The mosquito ate his share as he spoke, and his appetite was so good no matter what the circumstances.
"On our way to buy cold drinks, we met a neighbor with mosquitoes, and they even gave us a beating!"
"Neighbors, where do I have any neighbors?" Mosquito had a question mark on his face, and there seemed to be no peers around his house.
"It's a fly!" Ye Ru said with a smile.
"No, Ye Ru is talking about Xue Ye, who is always the second in the exam, and you are a neighbor in terms of grades. 」
"Gotta get it, whoever is a neighbor with her is unlucky, don't mention that woman, she has a headache when she thinks about it!" Mosquito looks like he has a bad history.
As soon as he said this, we became interested, and it seemed that there was an unusual experience between Mosquito and her.
Looking at our ambiguous smiles, Mosquito hurriedly explained, "Don't think about it, I don't like this kind of woman beating me to death!"
"Mosquito, what are we thinking, it's you who are thinking about it, be a thief!" I looked at him thiefly, and this guy's pigtails were finally caught by me.
"That's it, do you want to say that Yan'er and I are thinking nonsense!" Ye Ru glared at the mosquito fiercely, and the mosquito looked aggrieved, as if swallowing a toad alive.
Yan Yan still relieved him, and said with a smile: "Just tell me, why do you have such a big prejudice against this person whose IQ is second only to you!"
"Hey, don't mention it, it's not the time to compete, this woman is really not an ordinary annoyance, she wants to compete with others for everything, for a question whose method is better, she can fight with me for a day, I can't admit defeat, stalking, hehe, in the end I still lost in my hands, and it's too unfeminine, and it's not cute, and the boss can endure this kind of person!"
The mosquito's words immediately pointed the finger at me!
I'm dizzy, I can't eat indiscriminately, I can't talk nonsense, isn't this pushing me into the fire pit!
I hurriedly showed my innocence: "Actually, the main reason is that I am too soft-hearted, so I can let her show her high intelligence, there is absolutely no wrong thought, and it is my self-esteem that hurts!"
It's a fact, and I don't know what's wrong, I can tolerate her high-minded talk, but I still breathe a sigh of relief at the end of the competition.
"I have known for a long time, it must be this result, no matter who discusses what issue with her, it must be herself who will be hit, there are many smart people, but there are not many who are smart enough to be like this!" The mosquito shook her head, looking like this woman was incorrigible.
"Okay, we have nothing to do with her, whatever!" Although Ru'er doesn't have any bad feelings for this snow coconut, she still feels a little pity for her in her heart, her inner closure and excessive competitiveness are not a good thing for girls, not to mention that her situation is not very good.
Ru'er and Yan Yan went like two little birds, and after a while they went out to buy cold drinks, this ghost weather is really annoying, leaving me and Mosquito to continue our own novel time.
"Damn, mosquito, you're cheating, this is the fourth episode, the third episode, give it to me!"
"No, boss, yours is the third episode, isn't it written on the cover!"
"You stinky boy, don't give me a sloppy eye, you must have let MN change it secretly, don't let me use special moves!" I viciously forced the mosquito into a corner, my fingers rattling, adding to the threat.
Just as the mosquitoes were about to succumb to my silver might, the door suddenly opened, and a strange shadow flashed, and something shot at me.
Emissary!!!
The mosquito and I immediately became alert, and MN immediately took the "hidden weapon".
"Halo, it's a note, it can't be someone who has a crush on us, right?" Mosquito opened the note.
"Ye Lei, I want to save them from coming to the back mountain alone!"
"What's the matter, who are you saving? Who's playing a prank!" Mosquito shook his head dissatisfiedly, playing games with him, a strongman with an IQ of 222, mentally retarded.
Suddenly my forehead trembled, not good!
"Mosquitoes, throw them away!"
"Throw it away? I'm about to throw it away!" Mosquito Rory was verbose, the note exploded, and a black gas had already escaped to him.
"Ah, Boss, how do you play the doppelganger technique, wow, one becomes two, two becomes four,...... God appeared. 」
Thump!
I hurriedly held the mosquito and saw that his condition was okay for the time being, according to the content on the note, it was broken!
The sharp edge pounced as soon as possible, and I followed, and if something happened to them, I would tear this bastard apart.
As soon as I went out, I ran into Yan Yan and Ru'er, the two of them were also crumbling, and they couldn't support it anymore when they saw me.
Hug the two of them, see if there is no one around, and leave quickly, who is it that can silently make the three new humans lose the ability to resist, and is a dangerous person!
Feng Feng sent the three of us to Qin Yu, and Qin Yu knew that something was wrong as soon as he saw the situation of the three of them, so he immediately closed the door.
"What's going on with Ye Lei?"
"I don't know, it looks like someone sneaked up on you!" I told me about the note we received.
"The other party may have a messenger who can use poison, and he is also a very meticulous person, he seems to know our situation, so he does not fight head-on, but uses the method of sneak attack, although the messenger is strong, but our body is not so strong, and the body is damaged, and the messenger cannot exert his strength. Then he looked at me suspiciously, "Why are you okay?"
Dizzy, I don't know, but I'm less human than them now, maybe the poison doesn't work on me.
"You still have to solve this matter, you take the edge, me and the Galaxy Chariot are here to guard them!" With the protection of A-class demon beasts, there should be nothing to do, and the other party is mainly a sneak attack, if he is on guard, the messenger will not let him easily get it.
I nodded, now I can only do this, I am more relieved to have Qin Yu guarding me, I want to see who is so desperate!
Looking at Ru'er and Yan Yan's haggard faces, there was anger in their hearts, the mosquitoes that had always been alive were now only the pair of buckteeth that could still move, but it was also a painful tremor.
A finger of the edge, immediately took me to the back mountain to fly, the first time there was a killing machine, I don't offend people, but people offend me, is it really a good person to be bullied?
Looking at my distant figure, Qin Yu fell into confusion......
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