Chapter 120: The Little Old Lady Wants to Be a Young Man
Feng Wuli felt that Wang Xilou was stupid tonight, so he plugged in the hair dryer and asked her to come over and blow her hair.
Wang Xilou moved with his buttocks and moved over on the sofa.
The hair dryer turned on and buzzed, she seemed to say something, but the hair dryer was too loud, and the wind was unreasonable and didn't hear it clearly, so she asked her to say it again, and she said nothing.
"Don't burn Master's hair."
"Your hair won't burn even if it's burned by fire."
"It seems to be ...... too" she took the remote control turntable and asked again, "When was the last time you went to the zoo?" ”
"Fifth grade? I also forgot, the eco-zoo was not fun at that time, and I heard that it was a lot more interesting in the past few years, but I was in high school. ”
"Oh."
She thought of something, "What clothes should Master wear tomorrow, I'm afraid of embarrassing you if I dress too dirty." ”
“…… Don't wear the old ones that grandma and mother-in-law will wear, do you see young girls who will wear like that, they are all old people...... It's not that it's embarrassing, it's just that a young woman dresses strangely like an aunt. ”
"I think it's pretty beautiful, much more beautiful than the clothes we wore back then." Wang Xilou was distressed.
In Wang Xilou's eyes, the old lady's clothes full of purple and red flower jackets and floral elements are also very good-looking.
"And what a young woman, Master is more than eight hundred years old."
"If you weren't always dressed like an old lady, everyone else would believe me when you say it's my sister."
"What does it mean to dress like an old lady?"
Wang Xilou leaned on the back of the sofa, tilted his head back, exposed his white neck, and looked behind him, and the wind unreasonably picked up a strand of her hair to blow.
In fact, she is quite confused, she is always one step behind the times.
"That's your vest, it's all worn by those old ladies."
Wang Xilou looked down, it was indeed a wrinkled vest that had been veiled, but other old ladies were wearing loose little vests with loose skin, and the skin under her vest was still tight and tender, in contrast, it was like only a piece of cloth, and the white bandeau inside could be seen through the armpits, which did not match fashion at all, like a village girl who came out of the mountains in the sixties and seventies.
"Now these shorts are the same, just like the old lady's pants."
Wang Xilou's face was a little unbearable, but he didn't know how to refute: "Master's clothes are all like this, so what should I do." ”
"Don't you still have those cheongsams? It's pretty good, and it tastes good to wear. ”
"Cheongsam...... You also said that she dressed like an aunt, not like a young man. ”
Feng Wuli sighed unreasonably, and understood, he had been old-fashioned for so many years, and the little zombie wanted to dress like a little girl.
This mind, ditch and ditch.
"Then I'll go to the mall tomorrow and pick out a few for you."
"But what about going out tomorrow?"
“……”
Feng looked at her unreasonably, and she also looked back at her little apprentice blankly.
"Wear mine."
"Huh?"
"I'm also a little neutral, and girls like overalls can also wear it, so you can wear mine tomorrow."
"Oh."
"You're so weird tonight."
“…… Ay! If you don't blow it, you don't blow it, it's almost dry, and wait for it to dry naturally. ”
She got up, snatched the hair dryer, put it aside, and pushed the wind back to his room unreasonably: "You study quickly, the family is looking forward to you, a college student, a point of interest." ”
Unload the mill and kill the little zombie of the donkey.
When I returned to the room, I took out a book of 4,500 words out of order and began to memorize, remembering 50 words a day, remembering and writing, occasionally going back to Jiang to make two WeChats, and the fat man was looking for him to play games.
One bite of rejection!
Suddenly, the window in front of the desk crackled.
A drop of water bloomed in front of the window, and then it rained loudly outside, like a few years ago when there was no signal on the TV and there were snowflakes on the interface, and the world fell silent.
After a while, the outside of the room was lively, it should be that Yeji and the little fox came back, Wang Xilou was complaining that they had made a room full of water, and the two little cuties were arguing, basically Yeji was shouting, Wanwan was very well-behaved, and then the sound of a hair dryer sounded outside.
"Hey, don't move."
"You are not allowed to command us...... Don't pinch the back of my neck, my generation won't move anymore! ”
The sound of rain mingled with the sound of talking outside, and it was a peaceful atmosphere......
What words do you still memorize.
I took out my phone and looked at the time, and it was almost sleep, so I scrolled through the forums of youkai and cultivators for a while to see what was going on recently.
The world is still peaceful.
I watched a short video for a while, and I just happened to brush up on a slightly perverted cat sucking video that sounds like an idiot.
"You little kitten, what else can you do...... A kitten like you is born to be eaten by her mother, and it's useless to resist, ah! ”
He sensed movement outside the door.
A little black cat had already stepped into the room with one foot, how shocked and shocked the eyes were, and his face was full of disbelief, suspecting that the cat was born and at the same time following the trend and unreasonably meeting the gaze.
Hello!
She turned and ran towards the living room, her paws slipping on the ground, like Tom in cat and mouse scraping on the spot, Wanwan who was watching TV in the living room saw that Yahime, who had just run out, was grabbed by a hand that came out from behind the door, and carried it back, and the door slammed shut.
"Unreasonable! My generation is wrong! ”
"Don't eat me, please!"
"My generation will be obedient in the future!"
Feng Wuli grabbed her two front legs with one hand and grabbed her two hind legs with the other, hanging her in the air, listening to her howl, the little pity who kept struggling.
The light was turned off with a snap, and the room fell into darkness, and Feng unreasonably carried her to the bed, and said with a smile, "Sleep with me tonight." ”
"Hmm......"
She was sure that Feng Wuli would not eat her, and stretched out a claw to press it on his chest, trying to convince the young man next to her: "Kittens can't eat them." ”
The main reason is that the video sound just now is too scary for cats.,How can you eat yourself unreasonably.,But unreasonable to watch something like that.。
"Well, Sayo is right."
"You can't eat kittens in the future."
"I've never eaten it."
"Okay, then I'll sleep with you tonight."
"You are not allowed to take on a human form."
When we slept together when we were children, sometimes it was pressed to the night of the night, and it didn't matter if she became a humanoid form, but now that the wind is so strong, it would be too crowded if she turned into a humanoid bed.
The next day, Saturday, the weather was similar to yesterday, cloudy and not hot, and the sky seemed to be very low.
After breakfast, Wang Xilou asked him to take his clothes, and Feng Wuli picked out two pieces for her that she hadn't worn a few times.
Wang Xilou is wearing a white T with a Nike logo on the front, and a pair of khaki cargo shorts on the lower body, shorts that can only cover half of Feng Wuli's thighs, which can cover her knees, and the two calves are well-proportioned and fair, and on his feet are a pair of high-top black canvas shoes, which are also Feng Wuli's shoes in junior high school, maybe which time he was replaced, Wang Xilou washed him and put it in the shoe cabinet and never wore it, but it was not dirty or broken, but Wang Xilou bought him new shoes at that time.
Wang Xilou rarely buys clothes, she can wear a dress for more than ten years, decades, and it will not be broken.
His clothes look a little big on her, like a petite girlfriend wearing her boyfriend's clothes, there is a feeling of oversize style, especially the cuffs and trousers are so wide, but the arms and legs are slender, there is a sense of contrast and cuteness.
Wang Xilou lowered her head a little unconfidently, and the wind unreasonably praised her for her good dressing, and then a smile rose on her mouth.
"Yes, is there a little girl, you used to always say that I was old-fashioned, so that the master was not confident anymore."
"You dress like an old lady all day long, and it's already polite for me to say that you are old-fashioned."
Wang Xilou was a little unconvinced, but he didn't know how to refute it.
In fact, there is nothing particular about whether the soil is not soiled, Wang Xilou is so good-looking, and he looks good like an old lady.
"Wait, don't put your hair in a bunch like that, put it down and tie it in a ponytail."
"Like those little girls on the street?" Wang Xilou was a little unconfident.
Feng Wuxian thought for a moment, "Do you want to look like an old lady?" ”
Wang Xilou nodded stiffly.
"Then we'll tie a double ponytail."