Chapter 5 We men, we have to protect our waists!
At the luncheon, Wei Zheng ate absent-mindedly, and the delicacies on the table were also tasteless and tasteless.
He had been thinking about what Li Tai had said in the study before, thinking about how to reconcile the relationship between the King of Wei and the crown prince, and even completely forgot about the fact that he should go to the sky to slay the dragon at noon today.
Li Tai, who was at the same table, was also not thinking about eating.
At this moment, he was mentally researching his newly upgraded system.
10,000 times crit return system?
As the name suggests, it means that after the host gives alms, gifts, money, weapons, magic weapons, exercises, and anything else, it may trigger the random multiplier return given by the system, with a lower limit of five times and an upper limit of ten thousand times.
The better the grade of the gifted thing, the higher the identity of the recipient, the greater the probability of triggering the return, and the higher the multiple of the return.
However, the returned items returned by the system shall not be given within three days, and the returned items will not be triggered repeatedly after they are given again.
Each time you successfully get a trigger rebate, you will also accumulate an additional bonus point.
According to the reward points, they can be exchanged for the corresponding price in the system store.
Once the return is successfully triggered, the host cannot take back the gift, otherwise ten times the reward points will be deducted, and the system function will be banned for the next time.
"Sounds pretty powerful."
After listening to the introduction of the system, Li Tai already knew it in his heart.
"Someone."
At that moment, Li Tai made a big move, and he couldn't hold it back, and he was going to find someone to test it.
"Lord, what do you command?"
Hearing this, the housekeeper immediately ran in from outside and asked Li Tai respectfully.
"Oh, I'm rewarding you."
Li Tai casually took out a tael of silver from his arms and threw it to the bewildered butler.
The housekeeper held the silver and stood in place without daring to move, and Wei Zheng on the side also frowned suspiciously, not understanding what Li Tai's intention was.
One breath.
Two breaths.
Three breaths.
The atmosphere in the restaurant seems to freeze.
After five full breaths, Li Tai sighed slightly and shook his head.
The return of the system was not triggered.
It seems that the value of one or two pieces of silver is too low, and the identity of the palace steward is not enough.
"Poof!"
After Li Tai's sigh, the housekeeper, who was already trembling, was so frightened that he knelt down in front of Li Tai with his legs bent.
"The prince is angry!"
The housekeeper prostrate on the ground, and said with his head like garlic: "A few days ago, I was drunk and lost my words, please see that the little one has served in the Wei Wangfu for more than ten years, don't let the little one drive me out of the palace after receiving the money!" ”
Li Tai: "??? ”
I just want to experiment with the trigger probability of the new system!
How can this be an unexpected discovery??
Li Tai's eyes were slightly gloomy, and he looked at the butler who was kneeling on the ground, and he didn't speak.
"Lord Wang, the little one knows that he is wrong, the little one drank too much with a few fellow villagers that day, and they all envied me for doing things in the Wei Palace, so they asked the little one about you, Lord Wang."
The housekeeper spoke: "Although the little one drank wine, he never revealed any secrets of the palace, just ......"
"Just what?"
Li Tai said lightly.
"It's just...... When they asked about your demeanor, in order to describe your proud posture as much as possible, the little one lost his words for a while, saying that not only the women of the world, but also the men, and no one could resist your charm, they would bow down at your feet and knees......"
Cold sweat flowed from the housekeeper's forehead, and he said with a cry in his voice: "Please calm the anger, the little ones don't mean to let them misunderstand that you have the good of Longyang, they speculate wildly, and the little ones are ......."
“……”
The corners of Li Tai's mouth twitched slightly, and he had the urge to open the housekeeper's little head to see if it was a brain or a paste.
Yes, his charm is indeed unparalleled, both men and women, who doesn't know the whole Datang?
But when you say it, there's no need to emphasize men!
And he described it so carefully, what fell under his feet and knees......
Li Tai couldn't help but feel a chill when he thought of this, if he wanted to say that this housekeeper had never been in private, the dog didn't believe it!
"Okay, okay, I remember that you have served in the palace for many years, I won't punish you severely this time, and I will go down and get ten slaps in the palm of my mouth after I stay."
Li Tai waved his hand, cleared his throat and said, "Next time, if you talk about the royal family outside again, you know the consequences!" ! ”
"Thank you, Lord Wang!"
When the housekeeper heard that Li Tai didn't drive him away, he immediately cried with joy, kowtowed and thanked him again and again, and then rolled out of the house, shouting "Thank you for the prince's help."
"His Royal Highness the King of Wei, it's really ......"
Wei Zheng on the side looked at the palace housekeeper who rolled out happily, opened his mouth, and only after a while did he hold back a sentence: "It's really a good way for your majesty!" ”
"It's okay."
Li Tai pursed his lips and said, "It's all personality charm." ”
Charisma?
Wei Zheng was stunned when he heard this, he had never heard of this word.
But after carefully recalling it, I felt that this novel statement was very appropriate, and I couldn't help but think highly of Li Tai again.
"His Royal Highness King Wei is really a wonderful person, and I have benefited a lot from getting along with him for half a day."
Wei Zheng couldn't help but secretly said in his heart: "I deliberately distanced myself from him before, and I want to suffer from it......"
"It's just between His Royal Highness the King of Wei and His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, hey......"
Wei Zheng thought of what Li Tai had said to him before, and a trace of sadness couldn't help but appear between his eyebrows.
"Duke Wei."
Just when Wei Zheng was full of sorrow, Li Tai's voice suddenly sounded in his ears.
"Huh?"
Wei Zheng came back to his senses and was suddenly shocked.
Because at some point, Li Tai had already gotten up and came to him, looking at him with a smile on his face.
Looking at Li Tai's smile, Wei Zheng felt a chill in his heart for no reason, and he had a faint bad premonition.
"Duke Wei, please accept a little bit of the king's heart."
I saw Li Tai flip his hand, take out another tael of silver, and hand it to Wei Zheng.
"His Royal Highness King Wei!"
Wei Zheng's face changed, the chopsticks in his hand fell to the ground all of a sudden, Huo Ran got up and said, "Your Highness, what do you mean by this?" The old minister has never discussed the rights and wrongs of His Highness behind his back! ”
"Uh......"
Li Tai smiled bitterly in his heart.
Nima, it's all to blame on the housekeeper just now......
Look at how nervous Old Man Wei is?
"Duke Wei doesn't have to worry too much, this king thought that he had spoken too much when he was in the study just now, so he wanted to take this opportunity to talk about his heart."
Li Tai smiled and comforted Wei Zheng and said, "If Duke Wei doesn't accept it, is it too little?" ”
"Your Highness, is this true?"
Wei Zheng pursed his lips and asked suspiciously.
"It's true!"
Li Tai raised his hand again.
Don't grind, I just want to see if I can trigger the system!
"So, then...... All right. ”
Wei Zheng stretched out his hand and took the silver handed over by Li Tai.
"Ding!"
At the moment when Wei Zheng took the silver, a pleasant prompt sounded in Li Tai's mind.
"The host gave away one tael of silver, which triggered a tenfold return, and now ten taels of silver have been deposited in the system space, and a little reward point will be obtained!"
"Pretty!!"
Li Tai suddenly waved his hand excitedly.
"Oops!"
Wei Zheng was taken aback by Li Tai's sudden surprise for no reason, stepped back, and accidentally stepped on the chopsticks that had just fallen in his hand, the soles of his feet slipped, and he suddenly fell to the ground.
"Gong Wei! You okay? ”
Li Tai hurriedly leaned over to help Wei Zheng.
"Your Highness, don't move......"
Wei Zheng stretched out his hand to stop Li Tai, his face stiffened.
"What's wrong?"
Li Tai asked puzzled.
"The old minister can't move now."
Wei Zheng covered his waist and said with a bitter face: "If nothing else, the old minister's waist should have been accidentally sprained......"
"Gong Wei, you have to pay attention!"
Li Tai pursed his lips and said, "We men, no matter how old we are, we must protect our waists!" ”
Wei Zheng: "......"
PS: The author sits for a long time all year round, in order to write for everyone, even the waist is not protected, don't you recommend this to collect it??