Chapter 193: What's Dirty
When Feng Wuwu came out of the shower, the three Wang Xilou in the living room were all tinkering with the new mobile phone.
In the face of new gadgets, the slave has the strongest ability to accept it, and the ruler inherits the old-fashioned characteristics of Wang Xilou in its entirety.
She frowned and listened to the whole time, and now the mobile phone was in Wang Xilou's hand, and the slave wanted to grab it to play, but Wang Xilou slapped her hand and shrank it back.
The three faces of Wang Xilou were put together, and this picture was inexplicably healed.
Qi Wei frowned, the slave frolicked, and Wang Xilou touched the mobile phone screen rarely, and asked stupidly, "Why do you think this thing can be sold so expensive, you can buy a donkey."
Lu Nu agreed: "No, our parents sold us for five taels back then, and we couldn't even afford a donkey."
The ruler looked at the phone with a little more restraint.
Feng Wuli suddenly thought that if the other shadows returned, they might not be willing to stay in his shadows, and they would have to buy a larger apartment when the time came.
"You're going to take a shower, there's still heat in there, and it'll be cold in a minute."
He wiped his hair, wore shorts and short sleeves, and now the indoor temperature was only five or six degrees, and he felt cold and swishing when the fog came out, so he went to get a hair dryer behind the sofa to dry his hair.
Wang Xilou raised his head, glanced at the time, and returned the phone to the ruler: "I'll wash it first."
"Wash together, wash together." The slave propped up the sofa and followed excitedly.
Wang Xilou frowned: "What to wash together, the shower room is so big, one person is too crowded, how can two people be squeezed."
"Hey, I can wipe your back, wash it together, I haven't washed it together for a long time." The slave was angry, and a stinky sister feeling who coveted her sister's beautiful skin.
"When did I take a shower with you?"
"When it was still a shadow."
"Go aside." Wang Xilou didn't just look at him, speechless.
"Let's wash together and save some hot water, the gas is expensive."
Wang Xilou glanced at her, this was in her heart, she let out a long hiss, and smacked her lips: "Okay."
"Wuhu."
Lu Nu smiled: "I'm looking for clothes, do you want to try my horse killing chicken, I still wanted to be a massage girl in the nineties, and I was trained for a while."
Wang Xilou has already begun to regret it.
The wind blew his hair unreasonably, and watched the two Wang Xilou enter the shower room together, one jumped out, the other was settled, and they had exactly the same face.
The door of the shower room was closed, and the two of them said something, accompanied by the sound of squirming and undressing, and what did the slave say that made Wang Xilou unhappy, and the meat was slapped with a crisp sound, accompanied by her inhaling in pain, accusing Wang Xilou of being violent, and then the two of them spoke in the sound of the water in the shower.
The sound of the dripping water, one after another, can imagine the water flowing through the skin of the two of them, flowing to the ground.
During this time, there is a faint sound of speech.
The voices of the two are exactly the same, as if there is a person talking to himself inside, the shower room is indeed very small, it is estimated that he will meet the person next to him when he raises his hand, he thought of the bath gel foaming, and the two Wang Xilou slid to the point that the skin that could not be grasped touched together.
The whole person is not good.
"What are you thinking?" The ruler on the side looked at him with a cold face, and her intuition told her that this man wanted something very rude to his own body.
….
"I don't know if the two of them will wash it clean."
The ruler said coldly: "If you can't wash it, you will help them wash it?"
"It's incumbent!" He was right.
Qi Yan thought that he would at least be superficially hesitant, but he didn't expect this person to be ashamed and not hide it at all, her face was flushed, but she tried her best to say with a cold face:
"Dirty!"
"Men love women, what's not obscene."
The wind is unreasonable, and naturally it is just a matter of talking.
He turned off the hair dryer, rubbed his loose hair, sat down on the sofa, the TV was still broadcasting commercials, he took out his mobile phone and looked at the news, and took the initiative
Talk to the ruler:
"Don't choke me all day long, isn't it good for everyone to get along well? You see I bought you such an expensive thing, it's almost more than 5,000, how about I apologize to you?"
Although he doesn't know where he is wrong, but girls are to be coaxed, and the ruler always speaks coldly to him, and Feng Wuli still hopes to have a good relationship with her.
At least don't be cold every day.
"I'll give you the money."
"You don't have any money."
"I'll let Wang Xilou give it to you."
"Wang Xilou's money is her dowry, and her dowry is mine now, so it's still my money."
Qi Yan raised her eyebrows, her brain was trying to sort out the logic of his words, but she couldn't have more wisdom than Wang Xilou, and it was a pity that Wang Xilou was not very smart, so she actually felt that Feng Unreasonable's words were very reasonable.
The gentleman deceived him, and Feng unreasonably found that Qi Yan was honest and kind, and she could get as much money as she wanted, but she was unwilling to use spiritual entanglement indiscriminately on ordinary people, resulting in pennilessness.
She hesitated, "I, I'll pay you back when I save money."
"You don't have to be so clear with me......" Feng unreasonably toothache.
Qi Yan sneered: "Wang Xilou likes you for her, do you think that if you marry her, I will also become your wife?"
After thinking about it, it seems that Wang Xilou married him, and he is indeed his wife, and she compensated:
"Even if I'm your wife, I hate you!"
Feng Wuli looked at this little man who was less than one and a half meters tall although he was an imposing queen, and stopped talking: "Thirteen years old...... I'm going to be arrested."
"The look in your eyes just now was rude!"
"Since you said that you want to return the money to me, the incense and candle shop is also Wang Xilou's dowry, so it is also mine, and you still eat mine and live in mine."
He clenched his small fists and frowned.
Her unyielding and stubborn soul does not allow her to bow down to this hateful man!
But he seems to be really eating him, living in him, and the clothes on his body are also his money.
Damn it!
……
When the shower room duo was hot and their skin was pink, they saw the little girl in the living room cleaning with a black face and tidying up the tabletop.
"What's wrong with her?" Wang Xilou was unpredictable.
Feng Wuli sat in the living room, took a pear peel, and pursed his lips: "She said that she would exchange her labor for wealth, so that she could be qualified to live here."
He gave him a cold look, and was about to go to the balcony to take out the laundry.
She won't give in!
….
Wang Xilou looked at the slave next to him, "Are you ashamed?"
"Nerves." The slave gave her a blank look.
Then he swaggered and sat next to Feng Wuli, kicked his slippers, nested on the sofa and leaned against Feng Wuli, and said pitifully: "Little apprentice, Wang Xilou actually beat me just now, and he worked so hard."
"What did you do?" The wind is unreasonable and funny, although this stinky sister is a bit treasured, but it's quite fun.
"I'll help her rub her back, and after rubbing the back of the back, rub the front of her by the way, and she'll hit me." She died of pity.
"Hmm......" The glamorous scene is unreasonable and hard to evaluate, because he has already seen Wang Xilou blowing his hair next to him, and his eyes are not good at looking this way.
"She has been beating for a long time, little apprentice, you can help me rub it."
"Where did she hit you?"
"Ass."
「……」
"It hurts to death, you help me see if there is a slap print, little apprentice, take a look."
"Don't make trouble, wait a minute, Wang Xilou will clean you up again."
Sensing the danger, she looked vigilantly at the woman behind her who was sitting on the back of the sofa blowing her hair, and immediately moved closer to Feng Wuli's side, and whispered in Feng Wuli's ear, "Eh, you help me rub it, it really hurts."
"It doesn't hurt to eat a pear
now." Feng Wuli cut off a piece of the peeled Sydney pear with a knife and handed it to her.
"Thank you, little apprentice, ah-"
Half of her body pressed up, the wind could smell the milky scent of the shower gel under the neckline of her clothes, she was wearing Wang Xilou's cotton pajamas in summer, but it burned more than Wang Xilou
Feng glanced at it unreasonably, and Wang Xilou behind him was on the verge of suppressing his anger, and he quickly fed the pear to the slave's mouth.
At this time, Wang Xilou turned off the hair dryer and looked at the slave: "Roll over here and blow your hair."
The slave dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, anyway, anyone in this family could step on her, so she went over and took the hair dryer instigated, no wonder the ruler said that she was a dog.
Wang Xilou continued to speak, "You just said that you want to get a driver's license?"
"Yes, I'm eighteen, I'm going to sign up this weekend." The wind unreasonably cut off another piece of pear,
"Do you have enough time to practice?"
"That's enough, I'll practice for a while on the weekend, I'll learn fast, it's okay, I'll pass the first and second subjects before the winter vacation, and strive to get a driver's license before the end of the winter vacation."
"Why do you suddenly want to get a driver's license?"
She sat on the back of the sofa, her feet on the sofa, leaned forward, and pressed her hands on her knees.
"Secretary Gao, let me tell you this, if you don't care anymore, he Qi Tongwei will transfer the wild dogs from their village to the police force as police dogs."
The little zombie was amused, and laughed silly.
"I can go far by car, and there are more people in my family, so it's easier to buy a car."
"Eh, you're old enough to get a driver's license, that's amazing." Her tone was emotional, but she couldn't say anything else, just repeated, "It's amazing."
Where is magical, Feng Wuli doesn't understand, maybe in her eyes, she is so big all of a sudden, but the twelve-year scale is two-thirds of Feng Wuli's life.
It's a long, long one.
The three of them watched TV for a while, and the ruler came to sit after cleaning, and the slave didn't like to watch this kind of TV series, so he asked the ruler with a shy face to play with his mobile phone, which looked like a child at home looking for a parent to ask for a mobile phone, and went to play with a stupid cat after being rejected by the ruler.
….
These three have been playing well lately, and at home you can often hear the two of them calling out to play.
She often turns back into a fox and takes her to the park to play frisbee, and usually Yahime will follow, and then you can see a woman wearing a mask and a hood in the park, holding a frisbee, followed by a cat and a fox.
The fox would pick up the frisbee, even the cat would rush out and pick it up, and the woman looked very spirited.
Of course, the slave is very righteous, and every time he goes out to play, he will treat himself and take the night girl and the little fox to eat delicious food.
When the slave plays with the two of them, his IQ will also be pulled to the same level as the two of them, and his performance is one cat, one fox, one or two.
In the living room, the two of them could still sit down in a person's position, and when the ruler also returned to the room, they unconsciously got together, and then unconsciously, they became Wang Xilou and sat in his arms, his chest was against Wang Xilou's back, his chin was pressed on her shoulder, his hand was wrapped around his waist, one hand pinched her hand, and the other hand pressed the mobile phone to fight the landlord.
Wang Xilou has a strong ability to empathize with watching TV, and said to him with jealousy and hatred for a while, this person is really bad, how can there be such a bad person, Secretary Dakang hurry up and check him, or say with a look of hatred that iron is not made of steel, hurry up! Hurry up! Oh, stop talking nonsense, hurry up.
As a result, she was excited for a long time, and the head on her shoulder kept looking down at her phone, and she was dissatisfied:
"Master is talking to you, just playing with your phone."
"Director Hou was caught in the end, don't worry."
"How do you know?" She looked surprised.
"It's all replayed now, and it's over during the summer vacation."
"And this?!"
She was quickly attracted by the picture of the landlord fighting on Feng Wuli's mobile phone, and tried to use her eight-hundred-year shrewd wisdom to give advice to the little apprentice, but she was all stupid, more than 100,000 beans, and a few handfuls were lost to her at once
Finish.
Wang Xilou glanced up at him, and met the eyes of the little apprentice, she shrunk her neck weakly, exactly the same as when the slave did something wrong.
Soon Feng Wuli was sleepy, yawning, and ready to go back to his room to sleep.
"Don't look so late, you should rest early."
"Carry Master back, I also slept."
"Go by yourself."
As soon as he got up, a pair of long legs clamped around his waist and prevented him from leaving.
Speechless died.
Feng unreasonably leaned over and picked her up, and then hugged her to turn off the TV and the lights in the living room, and went to brush her teeth and wash up.
"How many pounds are you?"
"Eighty-seven pounds, what's wrong?"
"No, it feels so light." He held the little zombie's ass and tossed it, feeling like it had no weight.
"When you were a child, Master hugged you and felt so light."
He pursed his lips, at this time she mentioned that when she was a child, she didn't feel embarrassed, how light she was when she was a child, he naturally didn't know, and she would never know.
But Wang Xilou knew.
She will always remember that Feng Wuli has forgotten, that time when she belonged to her, even if Feng Wuli has grown up now, she will have a hard time holding her, and she can even pick her up easily in turn, in the heart of a woman whose concept of time has long been confused, she may often be confused, but when she sees Feng Wureason, she will only giggle.
It's embarrassing to say, but it's true that this woman has always loved herself deeply at a level she doesn't know, and what she asks for has always been very insignificant.
Feng is unreasonable, and from childhood to adulthood, the living environment has always been without love.
How can there be such a woman?
"Go back to your room and sleep!" She said plainly.
said that it was an 800-year-old cultivator, and that it was said that he had worked hard to raise Feng unreasonably, but in the final analysis, he was actually just a stupid little girl.
The wind sighed unreasonably.
Yes, Master.
It's not a monster.
The mountains are full of pine nuts