Speaking of stick terriers, He Yuzhu doesn't have a good impression at all.

This kid is simply a white-eyed wolf, eating stupid pillars, drinking stupid pillars, and spending stupid pillars all day long......

cough, I eat my own, drink my own, and spend my own all day long, and I don't say a good word about myself, and I shake my face all day long.

How old are you!

That's not all, this kid and his grandmother Jia Zhang learned that there was pus on the top of his head, sores on the soles of his feet, and there was no good place on his body.

Ungrateful little white-eyed wolf!

He Yuzhu pretended to fry the vegetables, and then looked at the curtain at the door, he knew that now the Lord Thief of the Holy Stick Terrier had come in and was currently secretly taking soy sauce.

"Hey, boy, you dare to steal, I'll give you a mallet!"

As he spoke, he picked up the mallet and threw it over, which was actually used to roll noodles, a long stick of solid wood.

He threw it at the terrier.

In the TV series, He Yuzhu deliberately scared and scared this kid, so when he threw it, he delayed it a little, and instead of throwing it to the other party, he hit Xu Damao directly.

But now He Yuzhu did not have the slightest soft-heartedness, and the time was controlled quite well, without a little delay, he was directly thrown on the leg of the stick terrier.

"Bang!"

I saw that the rolling pin hit the calf of the stick terrier accurately, and the kid was in pain, and his tears were about to fall, but he was still holding the soy sauce in his hand and didn't let go.

Well, that's a great move!

He Yuzhu was full of smiles and was about to chase after him, but he saw that the beaten stick terrier was like a frightened rabbit, and he ran away, and he didn't care about the pain in his leg.

When he first threw it, He Yuzhu was actually ready to throw it hard, so that this kid could have a better memory.

But considering the appearance of new characters later, there is no heavy hand.

After all, if you really put so much effort into beating this kid's leg lame, I don't know what kind of moth Jia Zhang's will make.

And the bastard who came out of the back didn't have a chance to be unlucky.

"One, two, three!"

Seeing this, He Yuzhu did not chase after him, but looked confident, and silently read the number in his heart.

Sure enough, as soon as the three words fell, only a louder collision was heard, and then a person shouted outside.

"Terrier, you don't have eyes! This bottle of soy sauce poured more than half of it on me! ”

The person who spoke was Xu Damao, who had a more halo than the protagonist He Yuzhu in the TV series.

For those who have watched the TV series, I guess they know it very well.

Xu Damao is a real protagonist with the halo of the protagonist.

This guy is the real Aquaman!

first took shit luck, was valued by the father of the capitalist Lou Xiao'e, and married all his daughters to him, and even gave the stupid girl Qin Jingru in the countryside with a hot pot and sweet words.

Qin Huairu, the little widow, was naturally taken advantage of by Xu Damao, and it is difficult to say whether the two had a substantive relationship.

After all, one is on the ring, and the other has fertility problems.

This is considered the safest form of contraception.

Later, he began to tease the mill's flower Yu Begonia, as well as the sexy young woman You Fengxia.

It can be said that half of the beautiful women in this TV series have an unclear relationship with Xu Damao.

He is invincible with one mouth.

There is no shortage of money, there is no shortage of beautiful women, even if they go bankrupt in the end, there is this "Virgin Silly Pillar" to help pay off the debt.

Until the end, after reading all the beauties, when she was old, she turned back to the shore and was once again embraced by the stupid girl Qin Jingru.

After all, the stupid pillar who is the protagonist of the TV series is a fart.

Being sucked by blood all day long, and being scolded!

The protagonist's aura is obviously fake!

But that was the previous TV series, and now I, He Yuzhu, will never let something like this happen again!

These beautiful women will eventually become my licking dogs!

"Hey, you kid ran pretty fast, he could run the monk, he couldn't run the temple, you see how I clean you up when I go home!" It was obvious that Xu Damao did not catch up with the thief of the holy rod terrier, cursed in his mouth, and then walked into the back kitchen.

"Oh, I said Xu Damao, what's the matter with you, you're covered in soy sauce." He Yuzhu looked at the masterpiece in front of him and couldn't help laughing: "The leader is inviting guests, are you going to braise yourself as a dish?" ”

"Silly pillar, don't watch the excitement here."

Xu Damao was a little unhappy, and directly attributed the responsibility to He Yuzhu: "If you want me to say, this is all your responsibility." You pay me for my clothes! ”

"Xu Damao, you don't have a fever, why do you want me to pay for your clothes?" He Yuzhu was a little puzzled at this time.

"You don't care if the stick terrier steals soy sauce in your kitchen, isn't this your sin for not taking care of the canteen supplies strictly?" Xu Damao looked at his clothes, and the more he looked at it, the more angry he became: "After a while, the leader will let his buddies accompany him to drink, just like this, how can he serve it on the table?" ”

"Who's to say I didn't find out that the stick terrier stole soy sauce?"

He Yuzhu glanced at him and said with a wicked smile: "I just threw a rolling pin, which hit the leg of the stick terrier." ”

"Rolling pin?"

After hearing this, Xu Damao lowered his head and asked: "Where is there a rolling pin?" ”

As he spoke, he didn't pay attention, and stepped on the rolling pin under his foot, which grunted on the ground, making his feet unstable and falling to the ground instantly.

And by coincidence, it happened to be planted in a large pot left over from washing vegetables.

"Silly Zhu, I'll fight with you!"

Xu Damao was extremely embarrassed at this time, after he stood up, his pants were full of water, they were all soaked, and his shirt was stolen by the stick terrier and the soy sauce was scattered everywhere.

Xu Damao, who was unlucky twice in a row, was furious at this time, staring directly at the stupid pillar.