Chapter 11: I'll steal your second uncle!

At this moment when the two were arguing, the people in the courtyard were assembled.

"Did you hear that? Silly pillar steals! ”

"I heard it just now, it seems that I stole the old hen in Xu Damao's house!"

"It's horrible, stealing something!"

"That's it, that's it, our courtyard is a civilized courtyard on this street, and even Director Wang of the street office praised us for our good folk customs and neighborly mutual assistance."

"It's really a pot of porridge with rat droppings!"

In these years, everyone has little mental activity, idle eggs hurt, encounter some rare things, often break the wind and catch shadows, like to chew the root of the tongue with broken mouths, they don't care about the truth of things, but they just have their own comments.

It seems that only in this way can we prove that I have experienced or witnessed this matter.

Everyone stood very casually, some were under the eaves, some were against the old pillars, some were simply squatting on the ground, and those who would enjoy it moved stools and other news, and those who were more gossip were ordered to watch the excitement.

The first uncle, the second uncle, and the third master, the three masters of the quadrangle, formed a small square table and sat in a row.

They all looked serious, and this posture was like interrogating a prisoner.

Seeing that they were all sitting, He Yuzhu also brought a bench and sat on the left side of the small square table, while Xu Damao and Lou Xiao'e sat on the right side of the small square table

This scene is really a bit of a court.

"Ah, that, I'll say two words."

Seeing that everyone had arrived, at this time, Liu Haizhong, as the host of this all-staff meeting and the second leader of the quadrangle, stood up from the bench, looked at everyone, cleared his throat, and said: "Today, I asked the big guys to gather for a meeting, mainly to discuss one thing, that is, Xu Damao reacted that He Yuzhu stole a chicken from them. ”

"Xu Damao fart, who stole their chickens, their family took advantage of their chickens!"

As soon as the second uncle's voice fell, He Yuzhu couldn't help it at this time, anyway, he didn't steal the chicken, and he left evidence, he was not afraid at all.

"You didn't steal it, then it's really hell, my chicken is gone, and then there is a chicken stewed on your stove, who stole it if you didn't steal it!" Xu Damao was not to be outdone, and directly replied to the past.

He Yuzhu said nonchalantly: "Then what if it's a coincidence!" ”

"Where did so many coincidences come from! You must have stolen this chicken! Xu Damao looked like he had already recognized the chicken thief.

"Okay, okay, what's the noise, isn't this an all-hands meeting!" At this time, the second master stopped the two, then looked at everyone and said, "It's just not accurate, so I and the first master and the third master decided to convene everyone for an all-staff meeting." ”

"Next, let's invite the most senior master in the whole hospital to speak, everyone is welcome!"

After finishing speaking, he took the initiative to take the lead and applauded.

With everyone's sparse applause, Yi Zhonghai, an uncle, sat in the middle of the small table and looked at everyone, then stared at He Yuzhu and said: "Let's get straight to the point, He Yuzhu, you tell the truth, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken!" ”

"I really didn't steal their chicken, I'm not a thief, it's just a chicken, should I steal it? If you want to eat it, you can't buy it, you have to steal it? He Yuzhu continued to answer questions angrily, as if he was very aggrieved.

This situation resonated with others in the courtyard.

"Don't say it, what Silly Zhu said really makes sense."

"Silly Zhu was originally a chef, and he was able to go out to make a banquet for others to make extra money, how could he steal Xu Damao's chickens."

"Silly Zhu's salary is more than thirty-seven yuan per person, and he can basically have one meal of meat in three days, and there is no shortage of this chicken."

Others whispered around them, although He Yuzhu is usually quite mixed, but over time, he has seen people's hearts, and everyone knows what this person's character is.

"Well, then you say, where did you get this chicken!" Xu Damao seemed to have caught the fatal point, and asked the origin of the chicken.

"You don't care where my chicken comes from."

He Yuzhu didn't bird him at all, and after finishing speaking, he looked like an old god was there with his legs crossed.

"Silly Zhu, you can't make a mistake, you, you can't explain clearly, this chicken is even if you stole it!" At this time, the second master stood up and advised with a good heart.

"Second uncle, if you hadn't followed the chaos, this matter would have been solved a long time ago." He Yuzhu was still holding Erlang's legs, and he didn't even look at the bangs.

"Hey, stupid pillar, what do you mean by this, what do you mean by me."

After the second uncle heard this, he was unhappy for a while, and felt that the stupid pillar did not respect himself.

"You asked clearly, did Xu Damao lose an old hen at home? Come back to me after asking. He Yuzhu ignored him, and after saying this, he was ready to go back to the house.

"Don't go."

Xu Damao's eyes were quick, and he went directly to stop He Yuzhu, and said angrily: "What I lost is the old hen, and what are you running if you are not weak?" ”

"I think you stole it!"

He Yuzhu was a little angry at this time, he glanced at Xu Damao, and then said, "I'll steal your second uncle!" ”

"Hahaha!"

"Hahaha, which second master is this second master?"

"This stupid pillar is muddy again!"

When everyone heard this, they burst out laughing.

However, as the second uncle, Liu Haizhong was angry, and he didn't sit anymore, he stood up directly, pointed at He Yuzhu and said, "Silly Zhu, what do you mean by this?" ”

"What do you mean?"

He Yuzhu glared at him, and then said: "I let you wear glasses instead of glasses, you didn't even see clearly what kind of chicken was stewed in my casserole, and directly said that I was a chicken thief, and I haven't settled accounts with you yet!" ”

"Isn't the old hen in your casserole Xu Damao and their family?" The second uncle showed a sneering look, and said: "What you want to stew is not Xu Damao's chicken, I will apologize to you publicly!" ”

"Okay, that's what you said!"

He Yuzhu snorted coldly in his heart, and said secretly: "What I am waiting for is your words!" ”

"Xu Damao, you go and bring the casserole on the stove in my room and put it on the small table in the courtyard."

Originally, He Yuzhu wanted to serve it himself, but after thinking about it, why not use free labor?

"Why should I serve it, you don't have legs." Xu Damao didn't want to obey He Yuzhu's command, so he didn't want to listen to him at all.

"I'll do it."

He Yuzhu looked at Xu Damao and said with a wicked smile: "If I go to serve the casserole on the stove, then don't regret it, I will destroy the evidence when I enter the house, so that you can't find anything!" ”

"I'll go!"

Hearing this, Xu Damao didn't shirk anything, stood up directly, and ran towards He Yuzhu's room.

Only Qin Huairu was a little restless, after all, she knew that this chicken was not stupid.

But if Silly Zhu has evidence to prove that the chicken was not stolen by himself, the stick terrier will have to be exposed sooner or later, what should I do?