Chapter 35: The Bloody Case Caused by the Pants (3)
Xu Damao was stunned when he heard this.
Underpants?
What pants?
"Aren't the pants in there?" Xu Damao drank and had a little headache, so he said casually.
"Find it yourself!"
Lou Xiao'e threw the clothes of the basin directly over, and Xu Damao didn't react.
What's wrong with this?
I didn't make any mistakes.
"Just look for it."
Xu Damao didn't lie down anymore, sat up directly, and began to look for pants.
"Where's my pants?"
After looking for a long time, he didn't find the pants, and Xu Damao was also stunned.
What's going on?
"Evil door, where are my pants?"
Looking at the pile of clothes, Xu Damao scratched his head, he was also confused now.
"Did you hide my pants?"
Xu Damao raised his head and asked Lou Xiao'e, and said, "Don't make trouble, I have a headache to death." ”
He thought that Lou Xiao'e was joking with himself, so he didn't take it seriously, and just lay down and prepared to sleep.
"You get up for me!"
Lou Xiao'e was really angry, she pointed to the pile of clothes and said, "You tell me clearly, where are your pants!" ”
Seeing his daughter-in-law's expression, Xu Damao knew that the matter was serious, and he hurriedly explained: "No, daughter-in-law, listen to me, I drank too much and don't know what's going on." ”
Good guys, this sentence can be regarded as adding fuel to the fire.
Lou Xiao'e was a little trembling with anger, she pointed at Xu Damao and said, "I drank too much, I don't know what's going on, and now your pants are gone!" ”
Hearing this, Xu Damao couldn't wait to slap his mouth, this is really yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants, it's not but.
If you fall into the Yellow River, you can't wash it away!
"You wait, Xu Damao, you wait for me!"
Lou Xiao'e threw the basin for washing clothes directly on the ground, made a "bang" sound, and then began to look for things all over the house.
"Daughter-in-law, calm down, daughter-in-law."
At this time, Xu Damao was a little scared, he knew that Lou Xiao'e knew that this was a sign before the outbreak!
Soon, Lou Xiao'e found her weapon behind the door, a feather duster!
"If you don't talk about it, where are the pants!"
As he spoke, the feather duster hit Xu Damao mercilessly.
Syllable!
There was a crisp sound, and Xu Damao, who was in pain, screamed.
Originally, he took off his clothes almost, and only wore a thin thread coat on his upper body, which was a real wooden stick.
Pumping on the body, that sour.
"Lou Xiao'e, don't go too far!"
Xu Damao was hurt, and then he was a little angry, why is this daughter-in-law so tiger, she said that she didn't know where the pants went, not only did she not believe it, but she directly gave herself a feather duster.
It's excessive!
"Am I excessive?"
Hearing this, Lou Xiao'e became even more angry, and the feather duster hit Xu Damao mercilessly again, and said: "You tell me clearly, where are your pants!" ”
"Ezi, Ezi, Ezi!"
Xu Damao said while hiding: "I drank too much, I really don't know where the pants went." ”
"You don't say it, you don't say it!"
Lou Xiao'e continued to beat with a feather duster, and while beating, she asked: "Who the hell is it, where are you fooling around!" ”
"I'm not going anywhere, what are you asking me to say!"
Xu Damao died unjustly now, he really didn't know what he did after drinking, so he didn't know how to answer at all.
"I'll make you hard-mouthed, let you fool around!"
Lou Xiao'e continued to ruthlessly swing the feather duster, which hit the meat, and it was directly a bruise, which hurt badly.
"You're really fighting, you!"
Xu Damao, who was beaten up and down by a feather duster, couldn't support it at this time, and he said angrily: "Lou Xiao'e, you are crazy, you beat so hard!" ”
But Lou Xiao'e didn't care about this, and still hit him hard, as if this was the only way to vent the anger in her heart.
has been married for several years, and she didn't give Xu Damao a boy and half a girl, in fact, she felt quite guilty.
But I didn't expect Xu Damao to cheat.
And more than once!
All along, she swallowed her anger and did not have a seizure, but she didn't expect Xu Damao to become more and more excessive.
When she watched the movie yesterday, she felt that Xu Damao was hooking up with other little girls, and she went over to remind her.
Unexpectedly, in the afternoon, something happened again.
The pants are gone, what does that mean, do you need to talk about it?
As long as you're not stupid, you know what to do!
I can't bear it!
Absolutely unbearable!
"Say, where the hell did the pants go!"
Thinking of this, Lou Xiao'e became even more angry, and picked up the feather duster, which was a ruthless blow.
But what she didn't expect was that this time the feather duster did not fall on Xu Damao's body, but was caught by him.
"Lou Xiao'e, let me tell you, you are too much!"
Xu Damao was also annoyed.
What is this hell, I didn't do anything, I was beaten up.
Isn't it just that I drank my pants and drank them, and I didn't mess with the relationship between men and women, so why was I so atmospheric?
It's not that if you're angry, you're going to hit someone!
The body is blue and purple, and the hands are particularly heavy!
She is her husband, and she has so much strength to beat people, she is almost trying to murder her husband!
"If you fight again, I'll be angry!"
Xu Damao's eyes were cold at this time, and the green tendons on his forehead were bursting up, like an angry beast, as if he would fight back in the next second.
"Angry?"
After tugging the feather duster, Lou Xiao'e found that she didn't move, and she also sneered and said: "If you have the ability, you can explain the matter of the pants to me clearly!" ”
"Explain what, explain, I don't know where these pants went!"
Xu Damao held back the fire and patiently explained to her.
"You're just farting, these pants are wearing you, you don't know where the pants went, who are you fooling!" Lou Xiao'e didn't eat this set at all, she tugged the feather duster again, and found that she still didn't drag, so she simply didn't drag.
I saw Lou Xiao'e waving her fist directly, and it hit Xu Damao's eyes at once, instantly turning him into panda eyes.
"Smack!"
Xu Damao couldn't bear it anymore, raised his right hand, and slapped Lou Xiao'e directly on the face, making a crisp sound.
"Xu Damao, you dare to beat me!"
Lou Xiao'e covered her slightly swollen cheeks, very incredulous.
"No, Ezi, I ......"
In fact, after slapping Lou Xiao'e, he also regretted it, but as soon as he wanted to explain, Lou Xiao'e pounced directly, and the posture was like a hungry wolf pounced.
Xu Damao didn't care about his distressed daughter-in-law, so he hid twice, but still let Lou Xiao'e beat him.
"Lou Xiao'e, you are shameless!"
While speaking, the angry Xu Damao directly started to fight back, and just like that, the two of them really fought together.