Chapter Seventy-Seven: My Wife Gave Birth Today
"No, no, no!"
Looking at Li Tai's playful smiling face, Xiong Shanjun and the special sergeant suddenly shook their heads like rattles, and their movements were uniform, as if they had been trained hard by the honor guard.
"Daxian Mingcha, it was this special priest who said that you were stupid, and that you sent you to the door to add food! Not me! ”
Xiong Shanjun pointed to the special priest beside him, and said solemnly.
"You have the fucking face to say me?!"
When the special sergeant heard that Xiong Shanjun actually began to backstab himself, he immediately became anxious, and said to Li Tai repeatedly: "Great Immortal! It's this black bear monster who says it's going to eat you by name! He also said that he liked your cultivated flesh and skin, and he had aura! ”
"You two brothers, you really have implemented the spirit of the Dead Dao Friends and the Immortal Poor Dao!"
Li Tai looked at Xiong Shanjun and the special priest who were frantically throwing the pot at each other, pursed his lips, and said in a surging voice: "But it's really unnecessary, no one can run anyway, now tear your face and shake the pot, so hurtful and angry, then when you meet again in the Netherworld, won't you be embarrassed?" ”
"You!"
When Xiong Shanjun and the special sergeant heard Li Tai's words, a fierce light flashed in their eyes, and they gritted their teeth, suddenly stopped arguing, and rushed towards Li Tai in unison!
"I'm going to die anyway! Why don't you try to see if you can pull a cushion back! ”
At the moment of life and death, Xiong Shanjun and Special Sergeant, the monster brothers who always love to fight with each other on weekdays, their choices are surprisingly consistent!
"The trapped beast is still fighting, it's the two of you, right?"
Li Tai shook his head, the strength of these two goods is even lower than that of General Yin, but the skin is rough and thick, and the vitality is much stronger than that tiger essence, which is quite a beating.
But Li Tai is not even interested in such a small role.
I saw a flash of purple in his eyes.
The next moment, the eyes of Xiong Shanjun and the special priest were also smeared with the same purple light.
"Huh?"
The bodies of the two monsters who originally rushed forward were instantly stunned, and the two of them scratched their heads, and a look of confusion appeared on their faces at the same time, as if they had just woken up.
But when they turned around and saw each other, their eyes immediately surged with rage, as if they had seen a mortal enemy with a deep hatred like the sea!
"Fuck you uncle! It's you, the thief, who stole Lao Tzu and treasured the best royal jelly that he was reluctant to eat, right?! I'm going to kill you!
”
Xiong Shanjun roared wildly, and the black hairs on his body stood upside down!
"Whore!
You seduced my mother-in-law, right?! Although I am from a green cow, I don't need you to bring some green on my head! Give me death!
”
The special sergeant also had red eyes, gasped in his nose, lowered his head and aimed the horns on his head at Xiong Shanjun in front of him, and rushed over mercilessly!
The next moment, these two monsters fought in one place on their own, and both of them used twelve points of strength, and they both wanted to kill each other!
To deal with them stupid little demons with simple minds and well-developed limbs, the Purple Yun Illusion Heavenly Technique only needs to be launched slightly, and Li Tai doesn't even need to use a single success, so that they can all fall into the illusion and can't extricate themselves, fighting each other to the death!
Li Tai turned around, not bothering to look at them again, and then snapped his fingers slightly.
"Buzz ......"
Divine thoughts like water surged out of his sea of consciousness, drowning in all directions like a tsunami!
The next moment, all the little demons under General Yin's command, whether they didn't have time to escape from the cave, or those who had already run out of the cave first, all froze, and then lost their lives silently!
Under the bombardment of Li Tai's powerful divine thoughts, their souls had been directly annihilated, and although their bodies did not have a trace of scarring, they were too dead to die.
"It's okay."
In General Yin's cave mansion, Li Tai waved his hand, untied the ropes on Tang Sanzang and the two retinues, and nodded at them.
"Thank you."
Tang Sanzang walked up to Li Tai with an excited face, folded his hands at him, and saluted, "Amitabha......"
"Okay, okay, no courtesy."
Li Tai didn't wait for his word "Buddha" to come out, so he waved his hand.
"Thank you to this great immortal for saving us, we are grateful."
The two attendants were also full of gratitude, and they couldn't stop bowing and saluting Li Tai.
"It doesn't matter, I am the Venerable in the Golden Robe, and I was sent by His Royal Highness the Crown Prince to follow and protect the holy monk in secret, so that you will not encounter any accidents."
Li Tai made up a reason and said, "Sure enough, as His Royal Highness the Crown Prince expected, it really almost happened." ”
"The golden-robed immortal, it's not that our guards are ineffective, but it's ......"
The two attendants said with bitter faces: "That monster is too fierce, and we don't have mana and treasures in our bodies, so it's really an enemy of him!" ”
"Of course I know."
Li Tai opened his mouth and said: "His Royal Highness the Crown Prince has long expected that there will be demons and monsters on the way to the west this time, so he specially invited me to go out of the mountain. ”
After speaking, Li Tai said to the two entourage: "You go back and join the mission, and the holy monk will be taken care of by me next." ”
"That's great!"
Hearing this, a look of ecstasy suddenly appeared on the faces of the two attendants.
With the large forces of the mission, even if you encounter danger, the safety factor is much higher!
And you can stop and go along the way, and when you visit various countries, you can stop and rest for a few days, and naturally it will not be as hard as following Tang Sanzang to learn scriptures.
Li Tai asked them to go back and join the mission, which was equivalent to saving them from the sea of suffering!
However, the two of them smiled and laughed, and suddenly saw Tang Sanzang's resentful eyes on the side, and suddenly felt that they were acting so happy, which seemed to be a little too hurtful.
"Is it funny?"
Tang Sanzang looked at the two of them angrily.
"We weren't laughing! Who laughed? ”
Two attendants looked around at him.
"Puff ......"
But as soon as one of them finished speaking, he couldn't help but laugh out loud.
"Smack!"
The attendant immediately covered his mouth.
"You're still laughing."
Tang Sanzang looked at him with a serious face.
"My wife gave birth today."
The attendant rolled his eyes and explained.
"Puff ......"
As soon as these words came out, the guard next to him, who was finally holding back a smile, suddenly broke the defense, couldn't bear it anymore, and laughed out loud.
"It's too much!"
Tang San hid his qi extremely.
"Ahem, my wife also has a baby."
The other guard touched the bridge of his nose and whispered a little weakly.
"Your ......"
"Wife is ......"
"Alone?"
Tang Sanzang pursed his lips angrily.
"No, it's not."
The entourage on the left shook his head, then straightened his face and said to Tang Sanzang seriously: "Holy monk, you have to believe us, we are all strictly trained by the imperial court, no matter how funny we are, we will not laugh." ”
The attendant on the right nodded in agreement, and then added: "Unless you can't help it......"
"Alright, alright, you two don't mess around here."
Li Tai on the side smiled and waved his hand, and said to them: "Get out of here, don't get in the way of the holy monk's eyes." ”
The two accompanying guards received the order, and after placing the white horse and luggage, they bowed to Li Tai and Tang Sanzang, and then immediately turned their heads and ran back.
"Hahahaha!"
In the mountains and forests, the sound of the two of them laughing heartily came faintly.
Tang Sanzang, who was riding on the back of a white horse, heard their laughter, and the depressed look on his face became more and more obvious.
"The holy monk doesn't need to be angry, the so-called old doesn't go and the new doesn't come."
Seeing this, Li Tai immediately smiled and said, "After these two mortals leave, what is waiting for you in front of you must be a more powerful master!" ”
Tang Sanzang nodded with a bitter face.
"I hope so......"