Chapter Twenty-Eight: Happy Fairy Water
"Woohoo ......" the dog barked incessantly.
The dew drops in the early morning fell, smashing the dog's head and screaming even more fiercely.
"Your Highness, you see, dogs don't like you!" The Left Guard General had no self-knowledge.
Li Chongrun, who was smiling and stroking the dog's head, pulled the dog's head and didn't let it rush straight to bite the general of the left guard.
Li Chongrun, who touched the dog's head for a while, suddenly reacted: "What does this dog eat......
"Xu is golden juice...... General Zuo Wei quickly retreated, watching Li Chongrun's face gradually darken.
"The regulations for raising dogs in Shenjing are very complicated, and you can't make noise to your neighbors late at night." Li Chongrun and this dog are far away.
This is a dog raised by an elderly family in the vegetable market.
The real old man is now seventy-nine years old, and in another year, Wu Zetian may come to issue an order and reward something.
Eighty years old is a big mark, after eighty, you are the world is peaceful, and Wu Zetian's good governance is the proof of the prosperous Ming Jun.
"My dog doesn't eat human dung." The seventy-nine-year-old man trembled and stood up in defense.
Li Chongrun's scalp is numb, why are you standing up? If something happens to you, don't talk about Wu Zetian, Di Renjie can break my legs!
He hurriedly helped someone to sit down.
Although he is old, this ear really does not carry it.
"Let's take a look at you, old man, what are the shortcomings?" Li Chongrun had already taken out the silver taels.
"Lack of a wife of the same age, sixty years old is too young and unstable, I don't want it!" The old man took the silver taels and said the words of tiger and wolf.
"......" Li Chongrun and General Zuo Wei were silent together.
Sixty-year-old and you as a wife, maybe go before you! Are you still young?
"It's a nice day." Li Chongrun, who gave the money, hurriedly ran away, and he couldn't talk anymore.
General Zuowei is still resentful, this blind dog, he can't see the temperament of General Ben, he can only bark.
The vegetable market is Lehefang, but Lehefang is not a vegetable market, Wu Zetian rewarded him with Lehefang, so that Li Chongrun has more things to see.
In addition to the vegetable market and the vegetable alley area, there is also a place where some lonely elderly people are placed.
Li Chongrun is willing to call it the "auspicious old man" audition, and he will pass the audition after 80 years.
The food and clothing of these old people were partially supported by the imperial court, and there was no way, which was one of the symbols of Wu Zetian's compassion for the people.
Li Chongrun checked it to see if the food and clothing issued to these old people had been deducted.
Then I learned that there was no buckle, but the standard was ten years ago, when Wu Zetian just kicked his son down and proclaimed himself emperor.
The price of goods is different, and the life of the elderly is somewhat tight.
That is, when you are old, you can't afford to eat too much, so you won't go hungry, and even some old people have dogs.
Ordinary people raise dogs in Shenjing, not to mention all kinds of troubles, check this and that.
The old man of Lehefang, you dare to check, he happily let the dog bite you, and you don't dare to fight back.
"It's a mess for me." Lee Chongrun had a headache.
The whole Lehe Fang has many problems in his eyes.
Children can't go to school, as a "slum" in Shenjing, they are discriminated against by others, and some other trivial things.
In the eyes of others, none of this is a problem.
In the eyes of Li Chongrun, who has a modern soul and has the jurisdiction of Lehefang, these are the problems.
Le Hefang is under his rule, is he illiterate? No way!
"How much do you think you will get for hiring a teacher this year?" Li Chongrun asked General Zuo Wei.
"Why don't you invite a boxing and foot expert to coach martial arts? In the future, Lehefang will be full of generals......" General Zuo Wei replied.
"You're saying that's good, don't say it again."
Back at the vegetable market, there were very few people buying vegetables.
You Shou and others bought a total of three piglets, and they were held in their arms, which were very precious.
"Wow! A smell of pig manure. General Zuo Wei stepped forward and felt that this smell was too good.
You Shou smiled embarrassedly: "Buy small, this pig is too small, I'm afraid that it will be easy to die if it is put on the ground." ”
This is true, even modern pig farming cannot guarantee 100% survival of piglets, especially in the first two months of life.
Li Chongrun didn't have a good way to do this, he didn't check how to raise pigs, but he had the impression that there was a big light bulb with heat on the pigsty when it was cold.
It's only been a few months, is it cold? What's more, he is a little light on the bulb in any condition?
"Master! Master! The thing you wanted, it's done! The old man came in a hurry.
Li Chongrun's eyes lit up, and finally something that truly marked modern daily life appeared.
Sulfonamide is not counted, it is a drug, and I don't see anyone taking sulfonamide every day.
When he entered the courtyard of the old alchemist, he saw two flasks.
The rich bubbles of the flask are densely popped at the mouth ......of the jug.
This is Coke, which may not taste as good as later generations, but it is indeed Coke.
Coke is a beverage that has widely conquered a large number of people and has a good market prospect.
This thing is not difficult to make, it is easier than sulfonamide, which requires carbonated water.
He just added coriander and caramel in the process.
There was no shortage of coriander in this era, and it was introduced in the Western Han Dynasty, and many people were able to eat coriander for dinner, and some people ran away when they saw it.
But both of these people may like coke.
"What's this?" General Zuo Wei looked at the wine jug and slowly approached, he thought it was wine syrup, but it didn't smell like wine.
"This is happy water, I plan to use it in restaurants and soap shops as a gift, and it will also be sold in the vegetable market, but unfortunately, this thing can only feel in glass bottles." Li Chongrun has a slight regret.
General Zuowei, who had already drunk a pot of Coke in two sips, widened his eyes: "I drank aphrodisiacs?" ”
“?” Li Chongrun looked at him.
"What kind of Blissan these, Hehuan wine, and Lust Pill are all aphrodisiacs, Your Highness, your Happy Water has such a similar name, and you still say that it is not an aphrodisiac?" The left guard general has a clear brain.
"When will General Zuo Wei finish his rest?" Li Chongrun suddenly felt that this person was too annoying.
"Your Highness, your aphrodisiac is not good, the effect of the medicine is so slow, I haven't felt it yet, it must be because of my profound skills, no, I have to try the effect of the medicine for Your Highness, and drink another bottle!" The Left Guard General held out another bottle of Coke.
The eldest disciple of the old Fang Shi took the pot of Coke and hugged it in his arms: "Your Highness hasn't tasted this elixir called Happy Water yet, but the General is preparing to dry it all under the guise of testing the efficacy of the medicine?" ”
"If you don't give, you don't give!" The Left Guard General can bend and stretch without shame.
On this hot day, a pot of happy water was dried, and General Zuo Wei was very comfortable.
Li Chongrun took the happy water brought by his apprentice, and also learned from General Zuo Wei to pour a big mouthful, and then his face changed, but he didn't squirt out.
"There are so many bubbles, piercing your throat like this, and you will pour it down in two mouthfuls?" Li Chongrun felt that he was plotted by the dog thing of General Zuowei.