Traveling 380,000 kilometers in an instant, they surpassed the speed of light in that instant.

Is it good-looking?

Wang Xilou asked himself.

How many times did he look up at the moon from childhood to adulthood?

How could it be counted.

When he was five years old, Liu Xiaoxiao told him that he used his home telescope to see the most beautiful woman in the world on the moon, and a big and fat rabbit, which could be eaten for a long time made into spicy rabbit dices - her family is expected to have a telescope, and the children in the old street want to please her if they want to play with her binoculars.

Feng Wuli didn't have a telescope at home, so he ran back and asked Wang Xilou if there were Chang'e and Moon Rabbit on the moon.

It is estimated that all children have asked adults such a messy question, and he doesn't know how other adults answer his own children, but he only remembers Wang Xilou pinching his face and saying to him: "What is the most beautiful woman in the world, how can Master be beautiful, Master is the most beautiful woman in the world, remember?" ”

"Then, is there a beautiful sister who is a little worse than Wang Xilou?"

"No, it's just a big ball of dirt, nothing."

Then she took out a large clay jar from the yard, crossed her waist and said, "This jar of soil was brought back at that time, and the vegetables can't be grown." ”

"You can't prove that there's only dirt on it, nothing else."

"Why are you stupider than a lazy sheep, if you want something else, the master will dismantle it and move it back, it's not only soil, the master can only dig a tank of soil and go!"

Xiao Feng was unreasonable and suddenly enlightened, looked at this pot of soil, and nodded heavily.

From then on, he had no curiosity about the moon in the sky.

Then he took a paper cup and filled a cup of soil, ran to Liu Xiaoxiao's house in the dust, and said: "You lie, there is no spicy rabbit on it, only soil, you see this is the soil that Wang Xilou brought back from the moon." ”

Liu Xiaoxiao was shocked: "You can brag better than me." ”

Liu Xiaoxiao's father watched the conversation between the two children on the side, thoughtful.

The last time Wang Xilou took him out of the far gate, he came to elementary school or junior high school, riding her eliminated Honda lady's motorcycle, driving him to NMG to ride a horse, and then he took her out to play unreasonably.

After many years, Wang Xilou took him out again, which was 380,000 kilometers away from the moon.

There is indeed no Wu Gang who cut the laurel tree here, there is no Guanghan Palace, and there is no spicy rabbit ding, which can be determined in the process of Feng Wuli growing up, it is just a natural satellite with a diameter of 1,700 kilometers.

She is wearing a very foreign style in the last century, and it can't be said that it doesn't look bad now, but it looks like an ordinary pale pink skirt, a pure white shirt with a butterfly collar on the upper body, and she is dressed like an English teacher.

"It's beautiful." He answered her question.

"I'm asking if your master looks good."

"That means you're good-looking."

Wang Xilou's smile froze, but he was a little embarrassed and smiled, and then pretended to be fierce: "Don't you please Master, I'll go back and leave you here alone, are you afraid?" ”

"Have you forgotten that your Yang God is still with me?"

"Young master, are you okay with this scenery?"

"Come less." He bared his teeth, although he knew that he was pretending, but Wang Xilou's appearance of a little maid was quite emotional.

"Come here, come here, sit next to Master." She excitedly pulled him to a nearby rock, sat down, and beckoned to him.

"Speaking of which, how can I move freely here, the temperature, the air pressure, it feels no different from the earth, as if only gravity is different."

"It's the same principle as when I just took you to fly, as long as you twist some of the rules around you, and turn it into a force to achieve this effect, it is probably the great power after becoming an immortal, but on the earth, it will be suppressed by the seven gods, among them, because the master was originally an immortal who borrowed the rules of the ancient gods, and was suppressed a little more in the territory of the ancient gods."

"I see...... Did you come up a lot before? ”

"I don't come often, there's something fun here, and there's no one to talk to."

Feng Wuli sat beside her, and the two of them sat on the top of the mountain, looking out at their distant hometown.

You can't see the whole earth, only the upper half is two-thirds bright, the lower half is still in shadow, it is really a water ball, blue covers most of the area, the rest of the land looms under the thick smoke clouds that can't be dissolved, the huge blue celestial body is motionless and makes people feel frightened, depressed and helpless.

Wang Xilou pointed him in a direction and said, "See, Junsha is there." ”

"I can see where Asia is."

"Weak! Tell you to hurry up and cultivate. ”

"No matter how fast you are, you can't become an immortal all at once, what do you think of this thing?"

"Master, it's so good to practice casually."

"You're gifted."

Feng unreasonably propped his hands behind him, looking at the earth, there is no doubt that there must be people on the earth looking at the moon in the sky now, will there be someone holding an astronomical telescope, and then just look at them, if you see two people sitting on it, that kind of worldview is no less broken than seeing SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star on the bottom of the sea to catch jellyfish.

Or countless people who simply look up at the moon, they look up and see that the moon tonight is no different, but they don't know that there are people on the moon who are also looking up at them on the earth.

By the way, among so many people, there must be people who think that the moon is beautiful tonight and then take out their mobile phones to take pictures. One in a thousand of the three billion people who look up at the moon chooses to take pictures of the moon, then there will be more than 3 million photos of him and Wang Xilou tonight, appearing in the mobile phones of more than 3 million people, even if they can't actually occupy a pixel position.

Or will there be a child who asks that childish question, asking adults, is there a beautiful sister on the moon, how will adults answer, most likely they will say no, in fact, there is, but not Chang'e, it is the most beautiful, lovely, gentle and virtuous woman in the world, Ms. Wang Xilou.

He laughed as soon as he thought of it, and Wang Xilou, who had never stopped talking about it and kept pointing it to him, saw him laughing, and asked him what he was laughing at, if he thought of something funny, and tell her about it.

"Nothing."

"You're so boring, Master will tell you anything he wants, you still have something to hide!"

"It's really nothing, let's take a few pictures, shall we?"

"Okay."

The two got up and began to take various pictures, space landscape photos, family photos of the earth, Wang Xilou's concave shape supporting the earth, the wind was unreasonable and changed directions, and did the same pose as him, she said to go back and replace these two photos with WeChat avatars.

Wang Xilou is a big beauty, he is also very handsome, and it is okay to use it as an avatar.

As for what others will think when they see such an avatar, it must be a special effect, and it is impossible for anyone to think in this direction no matter how big his imagination is.

The moon is a quiet satellite, silent all year round, today there are two more boring humans, and it suddenly becomes very lively, it seems that there are voices of them laughing and playing everywhere, obviously there are only two people, and if the camera is farther away, I feel that the sound is so noisy that the moon is shaking.

There are also group photos, but there are no passers-by on the moon, and it is not realistic to run 380,000 kilometers back to pull a passer-by over to take pictures of them, so let the right emperor come out and take a camera to take pictures of them.

"You can take a picture of this later."

The mobile phone was like a matchbox in her hand, and she pinched it in front of her, nodding very seriously at the wind unreasonably.

"I'm sorry for you."

She shook her head to signal that it wasn't troublesome.

The quality of the two masters and apprentices is not very high, Wang Xilou took a stone and carved it on the mountain - 'Feng X Li and Wang X Lou came here to visit 2018.8.30'

"I'll engrave it too, give it to me."

The wind unreasonably engraved: 'We shouldn't believe the words of the earthlings, damn it, there is not much time left, and the king of pine nuts will definitely lead everyone to occupy the earth again......

Wang Xilou couldn't stop laughing: "What did you write?" ”

The wind smiled unreasonably and threw the stone in his hand.

There's no way anyone can see that anyway.

They also played badminton, which can hit far away with a light tap, and the trajectory of the shuttlecock is not like a parabola, almost straight out, so you can't hit it upwards, you have to aim at the opponent's place a little higher.

After playing badminton, I jumped with him again, and the gravity of the moon easily jumped out with a light jump, and I had to use some skills.

After jumping the grid, Wang Xilou took out a somewhat scrapped women's motorcycle, which was the one she drove before, and it seemed that many things in the incense and candle shop in the old street had been moved to the countryside where she had nothing.

I saw her holding a helmet, shaking her head, and looking arrogant: "That handsome guy over there, do you want to sit down?" ”

"Can you drive this car?"

"It's just not allowed to go on the road, it's okay to drive."

Feng sat up unreasonably, and when he put his arm around her waist, Wang Xilou turned his head to warn him not to insult the master of the courtesy, and then put on his helmet, inserted the key, and twisted it - the person turned on his back.

"You're not going to open it."

"No, what's going on with this can't be opened?"

"If you can't, I'll drive it." Driving a motorcycle on the moon, the wind is unreasonable and a little eager to try.

"Let go, let go, I'm Mo's master now." Wang Xilou is a child younger than him.

After trying many times and adjusting Wang Xilou several times, he finally set off steadily.

Inexplicable sand sculpture, but it was really fun, and there was no one on the road anyway, so she drove on a rampage.

From time to time, the car will take off and then slowly fall, no matter how far it goes, there is still a huge glowing planet behind it, always reminding the wind that the wind is unreasonable, they are now 380,000 kilometers away from the earth, and they are now driving a Honda women's motorcycle on the moon in the forbidden area of life.

The moon is a wasteland, with nothing but desolation behind it.

"I'm going to open it."

"Master didn't even drive long."

He shook Wang Xilou's shoulder: "If you drive down again, the car will crash you." ”

"Okay, okay, I'll open it for you."

Parking, substitution.

Wang Xilou put a helmet on him, sat behind him and hugged his waist: "Let's go!" ”

The wind turned around unreasonably, and the direction was to drive in the direction of the earth, heading towards the glowing planet in front of him, but the distance was not shortened at all, which was of course, Wang Xilou was holding his mobile phone in the back to take pictures and record videos.

There are only two boring people on the moon.

When he was almost done, Feng Wuli felt that he should go back, Wang Xilou gave him another surprise, and he couldn't go back for the time being.

She scratched her head, a little embarrassed, and said: "The rules of that place have been changed, and the mark left by the master can't be used, I don't know if it was caused by the Odin you just said, the master has to relocate to that mark if you want to go back, or the master will take you to fly back, but then it will be slower......"

In other words, the springboard of the transfer has been banned, and she has to crack it again now.

Feng Wuli looked at her with a blank face.

Wang Xilou tried to be coquettish to get forgiveness, but he was not angry, but he felt powerless for her unreliable behavior.

"How long will it take?" He didn't have a good breath.

"It won't take long, it's just a few hours, it's probably tomorrow, the master left a back door there, although it is the rule of other gods, but Odin is not a god, just an immortal like a gatekeeper, just like the prince of the east."

"And we're going to sleep here for one night?"

"The bed in the incense and candle shop is also brought by the master." She actually moved a bed out and put it on the moon.

This kind of thing is difficult to explain, and Feng Wuli could not have imagined that he would one day sleep on the moon for one night, and it is worth being happy that at least he can sleep in bed.

He didn't know what to say about her, he looked at her speechlessly, Wang Xilou shrunk his neck weakly, and was still whispering: "It's really going to be good soon." ”

"Do you think I can sleep?"

"Harm, what's this, where to sleep is not sleeping, when you wake up, the custody has already returned."

"I meet at half past six every day."

"Definitely there before half past six!"

Feng sat on the bed unreasonably, slumped on the bed with his hands outstretched, emptied himself, looked at the earth in front of him, and sat up again: "How to sleep in this environment." ”

"Why do you have so much to do?" She has the momentum of a strong man, obviously she can't keep up with the changes of the times, but now she can easily adapt to the environment, Wang Xilou's shoes and socks are taken off, put them on the side of the bed, the quilt is spread, the pillow is placed, and the expression of 'the bed is all made, you kid don't give me so many requirements, and the willful master will be angry'.

But it's not like you can sleep with a bed, "I always feel like I'm sleeping on the street, like being watched." ”

"Who's looking at you?" Wang Xilou looked confused.

Feng Wuli had a toothache on his face: "Such a big earth is in front of you." ”

"You can't see it yourself, and there are people with better eyesight than you?"

"Aren't there still immortals, and others have astronomical telescopes, maybe they can see it."

Wang Xilou felt that what he said also made sense.

The master and apprentice pondered, and finally Wang Xilou carried the bed, hugged the apprentice, and flew to the far side of the moon.

Now there is no huge water ball, only the bright and vast starry sky, the two of them lie between the stars, occasionally a meteor flickering, the dark and boundless depths of the universe seem to hide a huge secret, the wind is unreasonable to see for a while, and the mind begins to think: the relationship between matter and energy, how inorganic matter becomes organic matter, if there are alien creatures, then what kind of life is the alien creatures, what kind of life do they live......

"Still not sleeping? Tomorrow you have to train in the military. ”

The weak are still complaining, the strong are always quick to adapt to the environment, Wang Xilou has already covered the small quilt, kicked his foot, and the other side of the quilt also covered him.

She watched the little apprentice look at the universe and didn't know what he was thinking, so she leaned up and stretched out her hand to shake it in front of him: "What are you thinking about, so distracted?" ”

Feng Wuli's face was heavy: "I'm desperate for the heat death of the universe. ”

Then the great universe will eventually become a dead silence, and what is really eternal.

Wang Xilou naturally didn't understand, she only felt that the starry sky was very beautiful.

She said, "Is it pretty? ”

"Pretty." He took the man up and broke his hand away to touch his abs.

"I'm asking Master if Piao is beautiful." Her hand came in again.

He glanced at her and said, "The universe is not as beautiful as yours, don't touch your hands." ”

"Hehe, look at the results of your military training, why does it feel the same as before?"

Feng Wuli said that he also checked the results of your yoga workouts.

Wang Xilou dodged again and again, the universe was boundless, and the back side of the moon was very empty, but the bed was so big, where could she hide.

The two were joking and fighting, talking less and less, and Feng Wuli suddenly remembered what the purpose of a small part of the plan to come back tonight was, but this scene was overwhelming, he didn't mean it, but Wang Xilou kept provoking him.

Feng Wuli said that he still couldn't sleep, Wang Xilou already had the answer in his heart, or did he knowingly ask what if he couldn't sleep, there was no mobile phone to play and no TV to watch, Feng Wuli asked her if she wanted to tell a story to herself, Wang Xilou smiled and said You don't seem to want to listen to her tell a story.

"I don't like to hear you tell a story."

"It's just, it's not like it." Her voice was soft.

"Master."

"What?"

"I've just thought about some questions, some of which I haven't figured out, and I might need your help."

"Think, what are you thinking, let's listen to it, is it related to cultivation?" When he was emotional, Wang Xilou still wanted to maintain the posture of a strict teacher, and the way he talked to him with a stiff face was not too cute.

"Relating to the birth of life......

The quilt slid to the ground, the universe was silent, it was like an absurd dream, Wang Xilou's eyes were hazy and he looked at the stars behind him, surrounded by craters, gray-white moons, and blue planets behind the moon.

Wang Xilou put his arms around his neck, kissed him, and whispered in his ear: "Can you come back for dinner after military training tomorrow, Master can't see you if he wants to." ”

Feng Wuli suddenly thought that it seemed that when he called every night, it was not him who called back, but Wang Xilou who called him.

He asked in a whisper, "How did five hundred years come about?" ”

"I can't remember."

There is no day and night in the universe, it seems that there will never be dawn here, and the back of the dead moon is a little more alive tonight.

The next day, the wind was unreasonable and refreshing.

Over the wall are turned very silky, the action is more and more beautiful, a step on a ride, the whole person turned over, below is the lawn, just a week, there is a small place of grass has collapsed, it is estimated that in the next four years, this place will not grow grass possibly.

The wind has no ideals, will he not have seen the school gate in four years of college......

But the time was very tight today, and when they came back, they were ambushed, and when they returned to Earth from the moon, it was night in Switzerland, and a thick-eyed man on an eight-legged horse threw a spear at them as soon as they appeared.

Wang Xilou is not afraid of him, but she is busy sending her apprentice to school, she is not an unreasonable person, it is not good to make the immortals who guard the door easy, and she will fight and retreat, so she will come back a little late.

After all, it's not good to go over the wall, so let's go to the main gate next time.

Feng Wuli hurried over to gather, but he was still more than ten minutes late.

The punishment for being late is not heavy, it is to run a circle, and it doesn't matter how much physical punishment he has, the instructor can see his mentality, and he also knows that this well-behaved bastard boy is difficult to treat, he said: "Forget it, don't run in circles, go back and write an eight-hundred-word review, and hand it in within two days." ”

Feng Wuli's face became ugly, and someone below secretly laughed.

"Did you hear me clearly?"

"Report! Hear me clearly! ”

"Homecoming!"

In the morning, the task is still to fight military boxing, the wind is unreasonable and the image is good, someone came to him to go to the academy's phalanx, he heard that he would be more tired, he expressed his willingness to go, but his instructor asked him to write an 8,000-word review, and he really didn't have the extra energy to go to the academy's phalanx.

Xie Jieshu originally had a good image, but she dyed her hair blonde, and she had to dye it back if she didn't go to the school military training, but she definitely couldn't go to the phalanx.

The sun was getting stronger and stronger, and the instructor blew his whistle and shouted to rest, and then went over to chat with the female instructor next door.

Feng Wuli and his roommate mingle, get along for a few days and quickly get acquainted, the tension looks strong but is really a two-dimensional, and he made an appointment to go to the B station comic exhibition next month, Zheng Chuanbo wants to talk about a vigorous first love in college, suffering from no practical experience, Wang Qingfeng teaches him love skills every day, even if he has zero love experience.

"I think that Tingting in Xie Jieshu's dormitory has a play with you, didn't she talk to you last time." The kobold military advisor gave him advice.

"No, isn't she talking to everyone very well?"

"Absolutely, I've seen her seem to be secretly looking at you several times these days."

"Brother Feng, what do you think?"

"Qingfeng is right." He just felt happy.

Wang Qingfeng looked at his face, and even the only one who had love experience said so.

Zheng Chuanbo will be skeptical.

The whistle of the assembly blew, and the little coolness that had just been soaked was immediately roasted by the scorching heat, but this whistle didn't seem to be for training.

The instructor said: "Don't blow the water, let's have a joint performance with the three battalions and five companies next door, do you want to actively sign up?" ”

"Be positive! If no one signs up, the performance will not be done, and if you don't do it, you will continue to play military boxing, train until twelve o'clock to eat, come, now sign up for a few, what is the major of the fifth company next door, it seems to be a liberal arts major, and there are a lot of female classmates. ”

There must be people who want to perform, and there are also people who are afraid that there will not be enough people to perform and train at the end, so they stand up, all of them are boys, estimated to touch seven or eight, in fact, there are already a lot of people, wait for the field to heat up, and the number of people who go up to perform is definitely more than this, and if you don't shout to stop, you can keep doing it.

"You, the wind is unreasonable, you participate in one."

Feng Wuxian found a few little monsters to get him a sack at night.

"If you perform one, you don't have to hand in the review, can you do it?"

I have to be!

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