"Can you stop catching flies?" Turning around, the general of the left guard slapped there with a thief's face.

"Your Highness, our country is fragrant, it's not appropriate to enter flies, I'm done shooting for you......" General Zuo Wei said as he searched for a buzzing sound.

When you're done shooting, the guests will also shoot you away!

There are many flies on a hot day, there is no way, Li Chongrun thought for a while, and decided to make a curtain and spliced on both sides.

People can come in as soon as they are lifted, but don't accidentally make them impermeable and suffocate to death.

"How do you make cool and breathable curtains?"

Li Chongrun was thinking about it, and the general of the left guard next to him was a demon again.

"The ice cubes are gone again, Your Highness, you can see for yourself, I didn't eat it, it's finished, it's gone, how good it would be if there was ice that can't be eaten......" General Zuo Wei lamented why he didn't have more ice cubes just now.

Li Chongrun looked at the hot and gloomy sky.

"Da! Dada......"

God takes hundreds of millions of hail Gatling and fires at the world!

"Have you ever opened your mouth?" knew it was a coincidence, but Li Chongrun couldn't help it.

Many things are actually not coincidences, and there are some conjectures that have no basis in modern times.

The heat and darkness before the hail can make people subconsciously look for a familiar scene, and when the two feelings are extremely similar, it will be like this, and the mouth will involuntarily say what may happen in the next moment.

The biological clock is the simplest example of habit, Li Chongrun used to look up one second before the bell rang for the end of class when he was a child in his previous life, so that the whole class later saw when he looked up - as long as it was not after class, he slept in class.

Li Chongrun didn't know that this kind of thing was most used by General Zuo Wei, which was anti-surveillance and looking for enemies.

In the Yuchi River that day, it was because the other party was good at escaping, coupled with the heavy rain and multiple conditions in the water, that General Zuo Wei felt that it was not the most effective.

The guys in the store were busy closing.

Hail is a very serious natural disaster, and even in the 21st century, there is no good way to prevent it.

I heard that during the Xiaoice River period of the Ming Dynasty, the hail on the grassland was the fiercest, and some had large heads, fiercer than shells.

There are more fierce than this, and it also happened in modern times.

"This hailstone shouldn't be big." Li Chongrun looked at the hail grains, which were as small as grains of sand.

If there is a hailstorm and the vegetables are broken, the people in the vegetable market will have a hard time.

"Knock knock! Open the door! "As soon as the door of the shop was closed, there was a knock on the door, apparently trying to come in and hide from the hail.

A yellow-clothed maid who was still a little embarrassed with a paper umbrella in her hand walked into the store protecting a girl who was not tall and dressed too luxuriously.

The general of the left guard instigated Li Chongrun there: "Quick, big family, assassinate the wallet!" ”

I'm talking to you about salesmanship...... Li Chongrun was rotten, and he didn't move.

The coke is gone, the ice is gone, the hail is coming, there are no guests, and the three jade pots let Wei Yuanzhong go two.

On the first day of the opening, the blood lost thousands of dollars!

"One of people's small goal is 100 million, and one of my small goals is to drown General Zuowei, no matter how bad it is, it's okay to be dumb." The teacher was unfavorable, Li Chongrun pretended to be pessimistic again, and sighed in his heart.

The short daughter is actually not bad-looking, but it's a pity that she doesn't have an appetite for Li Chongrun.

She stepped forward: "Aren't you called Guose Tianxiang here, how can you be a man?" ”

"Find a woman to turn right along this street and walk straight for 3,000 steps, walk all the way past the stone lion, see the big pear tree, and then go behind the big pear tree, where there are many women, and they are very enthusiastic." General Zuo Wei was very kind and introduced people to find Li Chongrun's big customers who would sell soap in the future.

Li Chongrun said: "How do you know that you are very enthusiastic? ”

"I happened to pass by that day, and I was almost pulled in by the 'uncle',, the boy skills I practiced!" The general of the left guard was glad that he had escaped.

The "......" ghost boy skills are all feudal superstitions.

"Phew, Dengzi! Faceless fan! The yellow-clothed maid seemed to understand and scolded.

Fan Lang means little white face, and he also adds a shameless one.

General Zuo Wei was not self-aware, and was overjoyed: "Your Highness, she said that I am a fanlang, alas, I like her statement!" ”

If nothing else, this was the first time that General Zuowei had heard the best evaluation of his appearance.

Everyone in the "......" store was silent.

I think the fan she said should be me.

Li Chongrun thought about it or forgot it, he didn't say it clearly, General Zuo Wei looked really ordinary, so he wouldn't hit him.

"What are you selling?" The young lady doesn't seem to be looking down on business.

Li Chongrun pointed to the beautifully packaged wooden boxes on the counter, two of which were half-opened, and the light reflected the various colors of soap inside.

"That's it, it's better than pancreas, cheaper than pancreas, and it's lighter and more fragrant than pancreas...... and it's long-lasting," Li Chongrun introduced the advantages.

"Then why is it called soap, it is better to call it a little pancreas?" General Left Guard let himself go.

God's special sister-in-law......

"I think you can cut in on when someone else is talking." Li Chongrun felt a myocardial infarction.

General Zuo Wei muttered when he shut up: "When I have money, buy two talkers, and interject every day!" ”

Tiger wolf words!

Li Chongrun trembled with anger, picked up a chair, and relied on the power of 0.5 geese to drive the general of the left guard, who could kill a hundred soldiers indiscriminately, to the back of the Guose Tianxiang shop.

High blood pressure, high blood pressure! Li Chongrun breathed a deep sigh of relief, then squeezed out a smile and introduced the soap they were interested in to the pair of young ladies and maids.

Samples, cut into small pieces, are placed in front of the counter.

"It's time for the two of you to come, and in a few months, this soap won't be tried." Li Chongrun asked people to change the basin of soap again.

According to the usage introduced by the guy, his hands were full of thick white foam that girls like, and the yellow-clothed maid asked, "Why?" ”

"Because at that time, my country's fragrant soap will be famous in Shenjing, and it will have a good reputation!" Li Chongrun's eyes were full of confidence.

When I looked down, I saw that the daughter was very outrageous, blowing a bubble from the boss, and her eyes lit up.

"Guest, you ...... like this" Li Chongrun looked uncomfortable.

"Ah, I'm sorry, I'm out of shape......" The daughter reacted and apologized immediately.

"No, I mean, you have to pay for playing like this!" Li Chongrun said.

There was silence in the "......" store.

Until Miss Qianjin took out a gold ingot and handed it over.

Li Chongrun, who caught the gold, still said righteously: "For this money, I will give you another 300 yuan for soap at most!" ”

Whoever eats 300 lychees a day, who can compare to this one, 300 pieces of soap a day.

For Li Chongrun, a piece of soap used to blow bubbles felt that the lungs were not enough.

"Okay, let's pack it up!" The maid in yellow didn't stop the deal.

If it doesn't open for three years, it will open for three years. Li Chongrun sold 300 pieces of soap in a daze, and there were still about 40 pieces left in the inventory.