Chapter 379: I, Ruler, Are Invincible! (Commuter pass plus 6k words)

After the black cat entered the cat cafΓ©, she jumped up and jumped to the front desk of one meter four or five high, showing dexterity that did not match her size, which attracted the exclamation of two female college students.

The appearance of Yahime quickly attracted the attention of the customers in the store.

Most of the people here came to see this working cat, and some of them didn't know, and after asking others, they also learned that the chubby black cat was different.

Then become curious about it.

Yahime regarded all of this as the worship of stupid humans, after all, as a generation with supreme wisdom, it was only a simple matter for humans to worship themselves, and in the past tens of thousands of years, she could have enjoyed countless stupid human beings worshipping and worshiping as gods!

It's been a long time since I've seen this feeling of being adored by humans!

She's going to get everything she lost!

"It's funny, she looks proud."

"Hahaha, that's so cute."

"Yahime-sama is so beautiful, and she feels so good when she is chubby."

Someone tried to touch her, but she deftly avoided her.

The clerk advised, "Please don't do anything to our staff. "Actually, Yahime-sama doesn't like to be touched by strangers, and it's usually hard for him to touch it.

"Huh? Is she really an employee? The college girl retracted her hand.

"That's right, I'm going to give her a cat strip every week."

"What interesting rules."

The more they find the cat interesting and cute, they ask the clerk more about Yahime, and the more details they know, the more magical they feel, and they don't know how it was trained.

"Yahime-sama, I want to play with that puppet, can you give me a hug?"

Yahime pretended not to understand.

The clerk explained that she was going to play with the cat first, and then if the cat kept running away and didn't play with you, Yohime-sama might make a move.

"It's also a roar, how can you understand human speech." The female college student also felt a little stupid.

In fact, there is another person in the store who also came to see it, but he didn't come to see the cat, but to see the beautiful black and straight girl.

The girl who is said to have been haunting this neighborhood a lot lately.,The girl who is so good-looking that I doubt that there really is a creator in the world.。

His identity is a scout from Malanshan next door.

Frantai, as the leading provincial satellite TV, sits firmly on the first throne of the national entertainment media, I don't know who took a few photos of the beautiful goddess in this store, which was hotly discussed on the Internet, and finally went viral in some of their small groups.

Immediately, there was a great director who liked this top-notch woman.

The face and temperament are amazing, and it is the original camera without beauty, you must know that 95% of the bright and bright Internet celebrities on the short video, as professional film and television personnel, they can see at a glance what the filter beauty makeup looks like after it is removed - it may not be ugly, but it is just an ordinary person's face.

So I was even more shocked by the cold-faced woman with a good face.

I asked the clerk of the cat cafΓ©, and the clerk said that he didn't know the other party either, which was quite regrettable, but when I heard the clerk say that she often came to sit here, I thought of a way to squat.

He picked up the coffee on the table and took a sip, regretting that he still didn't squat today, and accidentally spilled a little when he put down the coffee.

"Clerk, do you have tissues?"

Then he saw a chubby black cat running towards him with a tablecloth in his mouth.

Scout: "?? ”

Can cats be trained like this now?!

The scout looked shocked!

He then saw that after the fat cat put the cloth on the table, he stretched out his paws and pressed on it, and dragged it to the side of the spilled drink with a serious face, although the action was a bit clumsy, but what else do you want from a cat?!

It's amazing!

Out of professionalism, he immediately picked up his mobile phone to take pictures of the cat, in fact, it wasn't just him, many guests next to him had been bombed by Lord Yehime.

"That's amazing!"

"Here, here, kitten, it hasn't been wiped clean yet!"

"I'm here too, please wipe it for me!"

Yahime thought about it and decided to ignore these stupid humans.

……

Gather in the evening to watch a movie.

There is basically no training business now, and the first few days of military training really trained people to death, but now that they have adapted to the high-intensity drills, the task has become easier and easier.

Tonight, it's their turn to watch a movie at the Academy of Information Sciences, the old movie is broadcast, the heroine of "Shepherd" is really beautiful, and the eyes of people in that era are shining.

"Lao Xu, do you want a wife?"

Seeing the famous scene, the laughter below continued, and when I was filming, I would never have imagined that such a clip would become popular on the Internet nearly forty years later.

Xie Jieshu didn't know when she touched his side and asked him, "Are you going back tonight?" ”

"No, what's wrong?"

"Go back, help me bring Wang Xilou's erhu."

"Don't you have an erhu?"

"Nope."

"You don't have an erhu, so how can you tell people that you are a professional erhu?"

"Are you stupid or retarded?"

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Why don't you go out by yourself, although you are now an ordinary human body, I don't believe you can't climb over that wall. ”

"I'm not feeling well."

"Huh? Sick? ”

She said in a calm tone: "Aunt here, menstrual cramps these days." ”

Feng Wuli looked at the mobile phone with a subway old man, and at the same time his face was a little red, after all, he was so old and hadn't talked to the girl about this topic, looked around, no one should hear their conversation.

"No wonder you let it rain in Wang Xilou, it turns out that you are uncomfortable?"

"Yes, I don't know if it's not adaptable, the menstrual period is a little messy, more than ten days in advance, fortunately the dormitory has the aunt towel you bought, otherwise you have to borrow it from a roommate." She looked annoying.

β€œβ€¦β€¦ Drink plenty of hot water. ”

She glanced at her: "Help me go back and get it." ”

"Okay, I didn't plan to go back today." It's a lie.

"Hehe, it's so fake, it's so happy to go back and hug your Wang Xilou?"

Feng Wuli reached out and rubbed his face, put down the corners of his upturned mouth, and at the same time told himself in his heart not to mess with menstrual girls.

At nine o'clock, he disbanded, and he walked to the side of the playground again, becoming a retrograde in the crowd.

Su Xun glanced at him, and he didn't know how to vomit in his heart.

A few days ago, he also wanted to go out, go out and cut his hair, and then find Feng Wuli, the head snake, to lead the way.

At first, Feng unreasonably excused himself a few times, saying that many returning students have been returning to school recently, and vaguely said that the guards have not been as strict as a few days ago, and there are also many freshmen who sneak out at night, so it is better to go out from the main gate.

Su Wei said that since there is an exit over there, it is faster to exit from that side.

He probably felt that he had said that there was an exit here, but now he would not believe it if he said otherwise, and then he didn't want to feel that he was unwilling to tell him, so he led him to a wall by the playground.

A wall that is more than two meters tall and only a little lower than the basketball court frame.

"It's a good wall, you see, it's coming up."

"I'll demonstrate again."

"It's normal for us to go to school and go over the wall, in fact, I used to go out over the wall when I was in high school."

"You see, it's going up again." His tone was like that of an old player sharing his experience with a new player, or giving something to a friend.

Hey, go to college, there are really all kinds of ghosts, snakes, and gods!

Su Wei was completely numb.

When Feng Wuli came to pick up the cat, Yahime saw him at a glance in the store, and even after so many years, he would still trot over to greet him.

Feng Wuli said hello to the cat cafΓ© clerk, and someone in the store saw the reaction of the 'working cat' and realized that this person might be the owner of the cat, and the two female college students saw his military training uniform and realized that it might be his own junior.

Yehime kept telling him what she had done in the past few days, which made him feel like Wang Xilou went to the kindergarten to pick him up from school when he was a child - it turned out that he was so cute when he was a child.

"Military training is tiring, isn't it?" The clerk spoke to him.

"It's okay, it's been raining lately."

"It's so good, I haven't gone to college, I came out of the mountains with my brother, my parents are not educated, I didn't go out to work in junior high school, he is much better than me, I am now working for my brother to finish graduate school."

Why did you start talking about your own seemingly miserable experience?

"It's great to be self-reliant, not to mention that you also raised a college student."

The clerk smiled shyly, looked at the cat on the ground and said, "Yahime-sama is very popular in the store, and many people have come to see her." ”

"Yahime-sama?" The wind is unreasonable and has a strange look.

"Oh, it's from that little sister in elementary school in your store."

"That's right."

"Has Yahime-sama been sterilized?"

He glanced down at the cat, and Yahime was looking at him brightly, and he pursed his lips, "No." ”

"If you don't sterilize, do you consider breeding her? Yahime-sama's appearance is too good, but you have to be careful of some unscrupulous catteries for breeding, I heard that ......"

The wind is unreasonable, and embarrassed to interrupt people's talk, the clerk has talked about the harm of non-sterilization to cats from the selection of breeding, and Yeji listened to it with relish, and after hearing the harm of non-sterilization, he was even more afraid, and pulled the hem of Feng Wuli's pants, and asked him when he would take her to sterilization.

"Well, do you have a beautiful girl in your flower shop?" The clerk asked.

Feng Wuli glanced at the cat who was coquettish around his trouser legs, trying to pick himself up.

"Isn't it a girl with cold eyes, scattered hair, and a white shirt, brown pleated skirt, and black silk?" Feng asked unreasonably, "I came to settle the bill for her last time and then took that one away." ”

"Yes, yes."

"What's wrong?"

"That's right...... the clerk told her about the scout.

Feng Wuli learned about it, and someone from the film and television media actually approached him.

After listening to it, he felt that this was normal.

Junsha is originally an Internet celebrity city, and it also has a satellite TV channel like Frantai, and the atmosphere of this city is filled with entertainment, stars, and Internet celebrities.

Unexpectedly, the first to bear the brunt was their cat.

"He was still sitting here half an hour ago, and he just left, and I didn't tell him that I knew you."

"That's it, thank you so much, there's no way she's going to be a star."

He picked up the black cat on the ground and held his buttocks, and the clerk looked a little envious at Feng Wuunreason, who was rubbed against his neck by Lord Yahime.

"That's right, when a star looks glamorous, it's not very good, I heard that the entertainment industry is very chaotic." He seemed to have a lot of emotion.

"Then I don't know much about it." The wind scratched Yehime's chin unreasonably, signaling her not to quarrel first, and then listen to her part-time job story when she went back.

"I have a relative here who does makeup for celebrities, and she told me a lot of celebrity melon ......"

This clerk still has a bit of an old sister-in-law's characteristics, and there are obviously a lot more words after getting acquainted.

After chatting for a while, he walked back with Yehime in his arms, and the cat in his arms asked him, "Unreasonable, do you still have to go to school tomorrow?" ”

"Yes, I have to go to school tomorrow."

"What about the day after tomorrow?"

"The day after tomorrow, the day after tomorrow."

She flicked her tail around and said, "Why did you go to school for so long?" ”

"I didn't know, everyone else was going to school, and I followed."

"Why don't we go to school?"

"Xiaoya is already very smart, I don't need to go to school, and I still don't know a lot of things, so I have to go to school to study."

"Eh, it's all my fault." Yahime blames herself.

The wind was unreasonable, pinching her chin and playing, she would pull her hand with her front paws, or try to bite her finger, and he asked, "Why do you want to go to school?" ”

"You haven't played much with my generation since you went to school, and my generation wants to play with you."

He was speechless for a while, and said: "Actually, it's not that I can't play with you when I go to school, even if I don't have to go to school, I still have to work, I have to take care of the flowers and plants in the flower shop, or if I don't work in the flower shop in the future, I will also find a class or something, in short, I definitely can't play with you all day and night like before." ”

"Why?"

"Because I'm not a kid anymore."

"I'm not a child."

"You're a cat, not a child."

"Yes, I'm a cat." She said, "It would be nice if it were a cat." ”

"Hah, if only I were a cat." He thought she had some ideas that were cute sometimes.

Yehime was very excited: "You also think it's good to be a cat!?" ”

"Well, maybe, sometimes I think it's easier to be a cat than a human." Of course, that was only occasionally, and in fact he had an easier time than most.

Yehime frowned, "Then my generation will find a way." ”

"What do you want to do?"

Yehime's brows furrowed, he didn't know what he was thinking, this cat was nervous, he didn't know what he was busy with all day long, and he didn't know what he was doing.

When he returned to the flower shop, he didn't know what kind of drama was going on in the shop.

The two of them were fighting with two brooms, shouting a slightly childish conversation in their mouths, and he understood that the slave would have this kind of neurotic behavior, but the serious character of the ruler rarely had such a detached behavior.

Feng Wuxian didn't understand how the slave persuaded the ruler to play with her like this, but it can be seen that I usually look like a great adult, and the ruler who can't play with you naΓ―ve guys is now very immersed in it.

He shouted excitedly: You can't defeat me!

Standing on one foot, one hand is the sword finger, the other hand is holding the broom high above the head, and the mouth is shouting extremely shameful and middle two words.

Feng Wuli was embarrassed to go in, and was so embarrassed that she slammed her toes at the ground.

In fact, she just likes to pretend to be a mature adult in front of everyone, pretending to be very serious, but Feng unreasonably secretly observed her for a long time, knowing that she would get up in the middle of the night and steal snacks in the refrigerator; He would hide in his room and play with 'Talking Tom', kicking his legs back and forth in the air, talking to dolls when he had something on his mind, puffing on the mirror and drawing in the shower, and filling his mouth with water from the shower, purring and spitting it out.

Oh, of course, the last point is not what he observed, it was Wanwan who said.

But in front of people, especially in front of him and Wang Xilou or Wanwan, she had to pretend to be cool, with a look of 'I'm a ruler, no feelings'.

"Yikes! How did you get back? The slave looked at the door and said in surprise.

And the ruler who was facing away from the door sneered and shook his head: "I still want to use this move, the same move is useless to me, look at the sword!" ”

"Really, I didn't lie to you this time."

"What are you guys playing?" Someone behind him asked.

In an instant, Feng Wuli seemed to have a hallucination in front of his eyes, and he actually saw that the ruler was stiff, quickly petrified from the bottom to the top, and then turned into an inflated balloon, popped open, and the whole person disappeared!

He was still wondering how she would react, but after she stiffened in place for a few breaths, the little girl suddenly straightened up.

She threw the broom in her hand on the ground as if nothing had happened, never looked back, did not confirm whether the wind behind her was really unreasonable, went to sit behind the counter without looking back, took out the notebook of accounting and put it on it very calmly, spread it out, took a pen and wrote on it, took a note on it, frowned and thought from time to time, as if she had been working here for a long time.

The clouds are flowing smoothly, and the wind is unreasonable and even wants to applaud her.

"Where's Wang Xilou?" He threw Yahime to the ground and walked into the store.

"And Wanwan went out to buy supper, the road next to the square outside, there is a newly opened Zhengxin chicken steak today, the new store is discounted, it is so cheap, yesterday we ordered a few flower baskets here, and gave us a lot of discount coupons."

The slave glanced back at the little sister who was still playing with him just now, thought about it, looked at the wind unreasonably, one foot independent, one hand as a sword finger, and the other hand held the broom high above his head: "It is impossible for you to defeat me!" ”

"We are here to defeat you!" Yahime pounced.

Feng Wuli glanced at the ruler over there, who was still settling the score.

Not long after, the two who had gone out to buy supper also came back and brought two boxes of fried chicken chops, this junk food Wang Xilou has always scoffed at, and now it seems that the discount has prevailed over her philosophy.

"Hey, you're back? Didn't you say you wouldn't be back today? She was wearing a work apron in the store, her hair was coiled behind her head, and under the apron was a white shirt, the sleeves of the shirt were pulled up to her elbows, revealing her white wrists, and there was a hair tie on her left wrist, and the whole person looked gentle.

Wanwan was wearing a school uniform, she didn't take off her red scarf, and from time to time she smelled the chicken chop she was holding in her hand, with a happy face, and her tail wagged all the way behind her.

"Xie Jieshu asked me to come back and get an erhu, she will perform on stage tomorrow night."

"Keep it at home."

"Bring it to her tomorrow." He reached out and was about to pinch a piece of chicken to taste it, but Wang Xilou slapped his hand away and pulled out two skewers for him to use.

The slave shook off the night and went over to eat supper.

"Give me a piece too."

A few people eat supper at the small table outside the store, many people go out for a walk outside at night, there are people stationed in the Qing bar next door, the sound can sometimes be transmitted here, sometimes it is inaudible, occasionally there are young people cheering, a middle-aged couple bought a bouquet of lilies, the woman also bargained, Feng Wuli gave her ten yuan cheaper, the woman looked very happy.

"By the way, there's something to say." Feng Wuli glanced at the black cat who was struggling to eat the chicken chop in the palm of the slave's hand: "Xiao Ye's appearance of turning into a human form was seen, as if she was still being photographed by the star scout of Malan Mountain next door, and someone squatted at the cat cafΓ© next door today." ”

"Oh? So powerful. Wang Xilou sat on a small bench, bent his legs and knees, and felt unreasonably that Bai Yueguang's first girlfriend accompanied him, a poor ghost college student, to eat a roadside stall.

"Well, Jiang Wen told me."

"Who is Jiang Wen?"

"The little brother of the clerk at the cat cafΓ© next door."

"How?"

Feng Wuxian thought about it, he couldn't be here all day long when he went to school, and said to the slave: "The slave will go over tomorrow to take a look, if you see it, you should know what to say, right?" ”

"Guaranteed to complete the mission!" Comrade Lunu saluted him.

"Why didn't you let me go?" Wang Xilou pointed to himself.

Should I say it or not, in fact, this kind of thing, Feng Wuli subconsciously felt that Lu Nu was more reliable than Wang Xilou, and he explained: "This kind of trivial matter, I don't have to work with the master." ”

"You have a point." Wang Xilou nodded, and suddenly asked again: "Why didn't you come to eat supper?" ”

A few people saw that the ruler was still working behind the counter computer.

"The store manager is so serious about his work."

"You all learn to be a store manager."

"The manager of the shaku, come over for supper."

It seems that she has really been obsessed with work just now, and now she heard someone calling her, so she returned to reality from work, and pretended not to know who called her just now, and asked, "What are you telling me to do?" ”

Wang Xilou said, "Come and have supper." ”

"I still eat fried things at night......" she got up with a straight face, and she said, "I'm just a little hungry from work, so I'll eat a little with you."

Lu Nujiao shouted: "You can't defeat me!" ”

She stiffened a little.

A few people chatted about the flower shop business in the past few days, some of them are getting better and better, and they originally planned to start making profits in three months, but it is estimated that it will not take a month.

Among them, the students who sent flowers to Angel Nu were praised by name.

Wang Xilou said that he wanted the whole speaker to play songs in the store.

Feng Wuli felt that this suggestion was not impossible.

There was still the last piece of chicken chop left, and Wanwan looked at everyone and stopped eating, and he smiled and inserted it with a skewer, and when he looked up, he just saw the sight of Lord Feng Unreasonable.

She has a bad premonition, but her signatures have been plugged in, it is impossible to snatch her chicken chops, and now she is no longer the Wanwan of the past, even if she is an unreasonable adult, she will not back down!

She was ready to confront Lord Feng Unreasonable.

"Wanwan, do you know that if there is still the last food left on the table, if you want to eat, you must first ask others if they still eat it, this is the courtesy of the table."

"Huh?" Wanwan was stunned for a moment, as if this was the case, and asked: "Then, does the unreasonable adult still eat?" ”

"Eat."

He snatched the last chicken chop away quite naturally.

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