Alcohol is not a good thing, Feng Wuli doesn't like it, when he was very young, he had a memory of his father getting drunk and beating his mother, but it was too long ago, making him wonder if he saw similar scenes in other film and television dramas when he was a child, and then mistakenly remembered it on himself.

However, he really doesn't like to drink very much, because the amount of alcohol is not very good, Wang Xilou likes to drink it very much, but she knows that she doesn't like to smell wine, so she secretly goes out to buy a bottle of Niulanshan when he is away, and then inserts a straw and sucks it beautifully.

This monkey wine has no wine taste, only mellow and fruity, but it does not prevent the wind from being unreasonable at all, the more you drink it, the more dizzy it becomes, Wang Xilou next to him is already addicted to drinking, and his mouth is pouting.

"This wine fairy also has to be drunk, little zombie, you better drink less." The Great Sage crossed his legs, supported his chin with his arms, and looked at her like a little sister who looked at her juniors, after all, she was a great immortal of the same generation as the Qingdi.

In fact, in reality, many people look at Wang Xilou and his little sister, such as his cousin, his uncle and aunt, but unlike the Great Sage, the Great Sage can still be regarded as a little girl even if he knows that Wang Xilou is more than 800 years old.

"Is this wine? If you don't say it, I thought it was water. She was actually a little dizzy, but she smashed her mouth and said stiffly: "The taste is so low, it's not as high as the Sprite." ”

Seeing Sun Dasheng today, Feng Wuli felt that a dream in his childhood had come true, and he asked a lot of questions about the Great Sage, and the Great Sage always answered him happily, without the monkey nature in the story, and the tone was full of ridicule, free and easy, but also steady.

It's a quality idol!

He asked the Great Sage if he was a somersault of 108,000 miles, and the Great Sage said that it was not 108,000, but ten evils and eight evils, not referring to distance, but to crossing greed and hatred.

"Tsk, isn't it just that I can't do it, Master can turn over to the moon with a somersault." Wang Xilou used an understatement tone, and then quietly went to look at his apprentice, and found that the apprentice didn't look at him at all!

She said again, "Master can flip over to the moon with a bucket." ”

Hurry up and worship Master to your heart's content!

"Wang Xilou, don't make any noise first."

There was a click in the air, and I don't know what was broken.

Feng asked the Great Sage if he had a golden hoop stick, and the Great Sage chuckled and said yes, and asked him if he wanted to take it, and took out a golden iron stick from his ear, and it grew in the wind!

The wind is unreasonable, and the breath is stagnant.

"Isn't it just a broken iron rod, what's so good!" Wang Xilou was beside him all night.

It seems that she was like this when the Qingdi and Shengqing were in the past, showing a strong aggressiveness, and the wind unreasonably understood what her psychology was, this little zombie said that it was an ancient person, but in fact it was too vinegar, if there was a beautiful woman, she would not have anything, but she couldn't see her baby apprentice worship others, and felt that others were powerful.

Feng Wuli only thought that she looked weird and cute, and told the Great Sage not to mind his master's disrespectful words.

The Great Sage poured wine with a smile and said, "You zombie has found a good apprentice." ”

"What do you want to do?!" Wang Xilou looked vigilant.

The Great Sage found that he had not been so speechless for many years: "No one plans to rob you of apprentices, and where are you apprentices, you are clearly a husband." ”

Feng Wuli was a little embarrassed to listen to it, and took another drink.

"Oh, okay, let's drink so much! If you can't drink it, forget it, and I'll have to wash your clothes if you vomit! Wang Xilou didn't let him drink.

The Great Sage sat cross-legged on the side, one hand supporting his chin, his tail rolled up a wine glass, and drank it all, looking at the starry sky, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

The trio separated before dawn.

"Great Sage!" Feng unreasonably shouted to him: "Add a WeChat!" ”

The Great Sage was stunned for a moment, and said hello with a smile.

After the great sage left, Wang Xilou on the side was sour, and the wind was unreasonable and a little helpless, "People are guests, in my eyes, they must still be the most powerful Wang Xilou." ”

"Huh? It's true? ”

"Where can the Great Sage compare with Wang Xilou!" After he finished speaking, he found that his tone was a little too pretentious, like coaxing a three-year-old child to eat, and the child took a bite of food and said in an extremely exaggerated and uncertain tone, 'Why are you so good!?' In the same way, Feng Wuli felt too deliberate when he first said it, but it could be seen that Wang Xilou was very useful.

"Humph!" She was a little proud, but she couldn't show it, and said angrily: "I knew that I would catch that Wu Chengen back then and ask him to write it into the book for me." She raised her small fist with a puff, learning the way Luo Nu usually boxed, as if there were Tang San and four masters and apprentices in front of her, and she was a big devil blocking the way for the four masters and apprentices to learn from the scriptures.

"Then you will become one of the calamities in the eighty-one tribulations, three dozen kings of the West Building." Feng Wuli felt so funny, and pushed Wang Xilou's shoulder and walked downstairs.

When she heard it, she was disdainful and said noisily, "Then Master must be the Buddha!" It should be written, the Jade Emperor panicked, and said to people: Go to the West Heaven and invite Wang Xilou Bodhisattva to come over and suppress this monkey! Then the Master appeared and said, "Splash monkey, slap me!" and suppressed him for five hundred years. She was still addicted, and slapped Feng Wuli with her backhand.

The wind grinned unreasonably and didn't match her.

Also Xitian invited Wang Xilou Bodhisattva, what are you talking about?

She was already drunk.

Before I knew it, it was almost dawn, but there was no class this morning, and he had to absorb a stomach of monkey wine, but when he went back, he glanced at the person who was sleeping every day, and after thinking about it, he still didn't care about him, and he would wake up after a while anyway.

Even if Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou knew about his situation tonight, they would only sympathize, but they would not lend a hand, even if it was the Great Sage, they would not ask anything more, but it happened that the three of them were drinking here, and it happened that he was full of bitter water, so he just took it to drink.

This is Xianyuan.

"Say, how many years do you want to be suppressed by this Bodhisattva?!" Wang Xilou slapped him on his chest again, and his voice was delicate.

"Let's go, Wang Xilou Bodhisattva, go back to sleep."

"Didn't you say that you would practice instead of sleeping in the future?"

"Today, I refined the bar of the Great Sage first, and the sky is almost dawn."

After all, this wine is brewed by the Great Sage himself, if he can't get drunk himself, then what's the use of brewing it, so this wine is the higher the cultivation of the person, the easier it is to get drunk when he drinks, just now the Great Sage himself is just a shallow taste, Wang Xilou drank much more than the two of them combined, just sat and drank it all the time, but now as soon as the person stands up, the wind blows, and the alcohol power begins to spread from the stomach to the whole body, so he has been talking nonsense since just now.

But the little zombie who talks nonsense is so cute, and it's fun to tease, and his body is hot and soft, and he walks staggering and saying that he is not drunk at all.

"Apprentice~" Her tone was delicate, and the wind asked her unreasonably what she was doing.

"It's okay for you to worship Master usually, just worship it a little, Master is really powerful."

"Master is really powerful." She pouted.

"Got it, Wang Xilou is the most powerful." He laughs.

Her alcohol consumption is good, the wine is too bad, Feng Wuli feels that she is similar to the Great Sage sending Master to the West Heaven to learn scriptures, but he is sending Master back to bed to rest.

She clamored for a while that she would take her best baby apprentice to the vegetable market to buy vegetables; After a while, he said that you don't pull the master, the master can go by himself; After a while, he suddenly stood still, closed his eyes and let the wind listen to her unreasonably.

Feng waited for a long time, found that she was motionless, and asked if she was asleep, Wang Xilou suddenly opened his eyes, and said angrily: "Who turned off my TV!" ”

They had already entered the elevator, but fortunately there was no one in the elevator after four o'clock.

"Open open and open now, I'll help you turn on the TV." He pretended to have a remote control in his hand and pressed it against the elevator door, "Okay, I'll turn on the TV, but I'll have to wait a while to turn it on, let's wait." ”

"You're a liar!" She suddenly cried and said, "You didn't turn on the TV at all, it's not like this when you turn on the TV!" ”

Feng Wuli had a headache, "How should it be opened?" ”

"You didn't even press the power!" Wang Xilou walked to the elevator door, lit up the floors one by one, and the wind quickly pulled her back, this woman had to say that she had to turn on the TV, don't pull me.

Then Feng Wuli watched as she lit up all the floors.

Now you have to open the elevator doors every time you go to the next floor.

Speechless!

"Are you drunk?" Wang Xilou suddenly stood still, and said to him with a serious face.

Feng Wuli was so tired, he thought it was cute at first, but now he only felt that this woman was so annoying: "Yes, I'm so dizzy, can Wang Xilou send me back to rest." ”

"Kiss me!"

"Huh?"

"Kiss Master, kiss Master!!" She's starting to play tricks.

"Would you like to go back and kiss again?"

"But I want to kiss you now." She pouted.

"Is it okay to go back and kiss Wang Xilou's children?"

"Bodhisattva! It's Wang Xilou Bodhisattva! ”

Feng Wuli is very embarrassed, it is impossible to kiss now, there is a camera in the elevator, at this moment, the elevator finally arrived at their floor, Feng Wuli shouted "Not good!" Run", and then ran out directly, Wang Xilou couldn't react at all, and when he saw him running, he immediately chased after him with his head stuffy, although she was so dizzy that she didn't know why she had to chase it.

After running a few steps, she stopped running and squatted down.

Feng looked back unreasonably, and the master squatted at the elevator door with his knees crossed, and turned back to tease her.

Wang Xilou immediately got up again and chased after him, so Feng Wuli ran out of a distance again, and the master and apprentice began to fight a guerrilla war between the elevator and the door of the house in just a few steps.

When he finally got back to the house, an octopus was lying behind him, and she said drunkenly, "The wind is unreasonable......

"Huh?"

"Master wants to shhh

"I'll take you to the toilet now."

"Hee-hee, kiss you."

Feng Wuli was also a little dizzy, and Wang Xilou made the whole person sober, helplessly carrying the hot and soft master, closed the door with one hand, and went all the way back to the room to send her to the toilet, and found that everyone was already asleep.

The sleeping little zombie had a neck that seemed to have no bones, and it was around his shoulder, and he shook her head and shook it.

Feng smiled unreasonably and put her on the bed, took off the coat for her, kicked off the slippers again, and put them on the bed to cover the quilt.

"It's also an immortal, sleeping like a pig." He pinched the little zombie's face angrily, and it was so tender that it came out of the water, hot and soft.

I also snore, it sounds like a small animal, and I don't sleep honestly, and I like to grab the quilt.

Feng Wuli quickly lost the quilt on his body, he had long been used to it, and went to get a small quilt with a calm face.

After a while, the little blanket was also snatched away.

"......" he went to get a small blanket again.

Lasted twenty minutes.

No, you can grab a quilt, and you can grab it separately, and you can also grab it separately, this person is sick! It's not going to be pretending to be asleep, is it?

It's almost dawn.

Feng Wuli is really tired, and he also needs to rest to refine those wine powers, thinking that his body will not catch a cold, although he doesn't feel very comfortable without a quilt.

The man didn't intend to let him go without the quilt, and twenty minutes later, a little zombie lay on his body, lying on his chest and falling asleep.

Feng Wuli reached out and stroked the hair on her back, pulled a small quilt and covered the two of them, I don't know when I fell asleep.

Originally, I could sleep until the afternoon, but at ten o'clock, Wang Xilou was woken up by a soak of urine, and hurriedly got up, wearing slippers and venting the flood, and the whole zombie was comfortable.

"I have to take it, I have to take it." She came out with wet hands, shook the water from her hands, and found that the apprentice was no longer there.

It's so sunny outside, as if punishing yourself for a hangover, deliberately tanning so exaggerated that you feel guilty for not sleeping well at night.

She didn't have a hangover headache, she couldn't remember what happened last night, why did she wake up so late today, and then slowly recalled some details, and slowly Wang Xilou felt scared into a cold sweat, remembering that she was noisy and noisy last night, her blood-red toes slowly buckled up, and her dignity as a master!!

Haha, forget about it.

In Wang Xilou's picture, a mouse on a computer screen appeared in the air in the room, and the mouse clicked the right button, and then pressed to refresh.

Push the door and go out.

Sensing that no one was at home, it was estimated that they had all gone to the store, so he went back to his room, kicked his slippers and jumped back to bed.

The quilt was full of the smell of the baby apprentice, and she hugged it and sucked it to replenish the apprentice's energy.

There is a WeChat, sent over at nine o'clock, it was the apprentice who said that he had no class today, and yesterday he gave a half-day vacation to the slave and the ruler, and today she also gave her a half-day off, and she will come back in the afternoon.

In this way, I don't know how long I haven't taken a vacation.

took out my mobile phone, swiped Douyin for a while, and saw the sand sculpture video for a while.

After a while, I pushed the door out again, dragged the floor of the house, the shoe cabinet was neatly placed, and the quilt covers, pillowcases, etc. were moved to the rooftop to dry, and when I came back, I turned on the TV and watched it.

I looked at the time, and it was only half past ten.

"Half an hour so durable?!" Wang Xilou was shocked.

The balcony poured golden sunlight into the living room, and the disturbing curtains swept through her face.

sat down on the sofa, bored watching TV series, and from time to time used her mobile phone to brush Douyin, Shuishui family group, brush the circle of friends, and when there was no one at home, her posture lying on the sofa was indescribable, and she could only say that she had no human shape.

Looking at the time, it was only fifteen minutes past!

After swiping Douyin for a while, I looked at a few videos I posted, and the highest number of likes was only more than 2,000.

I admired my manicure and toenails, and the more I looked at it, the more I felt that it looked good, and I took a picture and sent it to Feng Wuli to ask if it looked good.

Ten minutes later.

She got up and went to change out of her pajamas, put on a pair of denim suspenders, and a pure white short-sleeved upper body, squatted on the side of the shoe cabinet and put on small sandals, and pushed the door out with an umbrella.

No way

It's so boring at home.

She missed her apprentice so much.

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