Chapter 48: Dare to spread wild in Lao Tzu's territory

", grab your jade plaque." Wu Zetian waved his hand.

Sure enough, nothing can escape Wu Zetian's eyes, and Wu Zetian is clear about such a trivial matter as the Qing people sending jade plates.

Li Chongrun saluted and left Ziwei Palace.

Out of the palace gate, Fang Cai breathed a sigh: "When I entered the palace city, I always felt a lot depressed in my heart, and I held my breath." ”

Outside the city gate, General Zuo Wei and Di Renjie, Zhang Cambodia and Wei Yuanzhong formed a circle, and there was even a fruit plate and melon seeds among the four people.

No one who guards the palace gate can afford to provoke them, as if they didn't see it, the general of the left guard also asked Xiu Mu's left guard to get some more plums.

"Your Highness, Your Highness! Here, come here! As soon as he saw Li Chongrun come out, General Zuo Wei beckoned.

Li Chongrun walked over helplessly.

Di Renjie spit out a plum core: "Your Highness is very majestic today." ”

Is it majestic? Li Chongrun, who actually didn't say a few words in public during the whole process, felt that it came quickly and ended quickly, and nothing happened.

"Teacher, what did you say?" Li Chongrun smiled awkwardly.

"The old man bought a few glass cups a few years ago to give away, and now the old man's disciples say that the glass cups are burned with sand......" Di Renjie said this, his eyes became more and more unkind. Thinking of the glass cup offered by the Great Food Country was actually given to the eunuch by this stupid boy, he was even more angry.

"It's a big misunderstanding, teacher, I really didn't hide it from you, you also know what kind of character I had at that time, I haven't been dreamed of by Dali Temple, and I still don't know it!" Li Chongrun came as soon as he opened his mouth.

Zhang Cambodia is purely watching a good show.

Among the Wu family and the Li family, Li Chongrun is the only one who is in the limelight now, and the most promising, and continues to unearth surprises.

The rest, even Li Xian, who had been the emperor, had no way to compare, so the three of them had great hopes for Li Chongrun.

It's not been a day or two since the inner servant has been in power, Wu Zetian is already seventy-six, and he will abdicate because of old age after all.

That is, they dare not say it, in terms of inner thoughts, the three of them feel that although Wu Zetian is a saint, he is now a little confused, so that the two male pets are often pretending to be powerful and confusing the court.

Once Wu Zetian suffers from some delirious geriatric disease, or may abdicate due to old age, if he asks the chamberlain to pass the word, will he really let two bullshit things ride on the heads of the three of them to shit and pee?

Coercing the Son of Heaven to order hundreds of officials? It's a prosperous age! Who dares to think, kill them all.

"Your Highness's body is still weak, how much you need to practice martial arts, and you need to be strong, if General Zuo Wei doesn't teach, come to my Wei Mansion for three months at most, and return His Highness's majestic body!" Wei Yuanzhong patted Li Chongrun's shoulder.

"Excuse me, in March, Wei Xiang wants to train me to death, I'd better use my brain." As soon as Li Chongrun thought of the possible hellish training of a muscular hunk in three months, he felt that he couldn't agree to it.

"You mean, the old man is a brainless?" Wei Yuanzhong squinted.

"How dare you? Wei Xiang is an all-rounder! Li Chongrun patted his ass.

"I think, why are you old thing robbing students from me?" Di Renjie blew his beard and glared, and finally realized that something was wrong.

"Still a student? Are you worthy of being a teacher? What have you taught Your Highness? also let His Royal Highness save his life, don't be ashamed! Wei Yuanzhong quarreled with Di Renjie again.

Zhang Cambodia is like a good old man, smiling happily.

Just when I got closer, I could hear him whispering, "Let's fight!" Fight! Fight ......"

The images of the three historical celebrities collapsed in an instant, and Li Chongrun regretfully called the general of the left guard to leave.

I can't afford to provoke it, I really can't afford to provoke it.

When the general of the left guard left, he was going to take the fruit bowl with him.

"Put it down!" The three old men spoke in unison.

Drinking afternoon tea in front of the palace gate, these three dared.

Li Chongrun's stomach was so hungry that he came to Ziwei Palace, but he didn't eat anything, and he hadn't used his lunch yet.

He went straight to the nearest Tianzeju restaurant, and just as he sat down, General Zuo Wei had already begun to order.

After living in Shao Wangfu for so long, and often going to the place where the chefs in the vegetable market cook their dishes, he already knows what these cooks cook deliciously.

It's past opening, but it's still free to taste, and there are a lot of people coming.

The price of pork dishes is not outrageous, after all, the cost is there, and other restaurants are more about fresh fish and mutton, as well as other delicacies from the mountains and seas, such as abalone, venison and the like.

It is impossible to kill cattle, not to mention whether horse meat is delicious or not, it is rumored that it is not delicious, and horses are very valuable, and inferior horses are the same, and the cost of killing and eating meat is extremely high.

Even donkeys and mules are the same, but there are many people who do eat donkey meat.

In the price war, pork dishes have natural advantages, and diners will always ask about the price, which is far lower than the psychological expectation, so that they seem to have made up their minds whether to abandon the restaurant they used to go to in the future and change the patronage of Tianzeju.

Free tasting is free tasting, most people who feel that they can't afford to consume Tianzeju, and they are unlikely to come in the future are still unwilling to take advantage of this, and they are too much to lose their lives for a meal.

There are also some ruffians and hooligans in Shenjing, who want to come to eat and drink and play scoundrels to ask for silver, what is a big joy today, please reward a few pennies from the shopkeeper of Tianzeju.

The shopkeepers of the three Tianzeju knew that the biggest boss behind them was Wu Zetian, so they directly ordered the guys to break the legs and feet of the troublemakers and throw them out.

When he was fighting, he didn't see the whole thing and threw him out of the building, and they arrested him on the grounds of affecting the style of Shenjing.

Wu Zetian had already asked the upper-level generals of Jin Wuwei to pass through Qi, and the meaning was simple and clear - Tianzeju and Guose Tianxiang were my territory!

Li Chongrun ate just right, and the guests in the building didn't recognize him.

The general of the left guard put on the clothes and hats sent by the Great Cannibals.

After eating enough, the little guy who entertained guests in Tianzeju finally recognized Li Chongrun: "Your Highness? ”

"Shhhh Be quiet. For these people, Li Chongrun is quite satisfied.

Other guests will be amazed by lemonade for hand washing, ice cubes and coke.

Li Chongrun's own planning of these things is no longer unusual.

Li Chongrun also felt annoyed by the messy etiquette of welcoming and sending off guests, and he couldn't stand it as a gimmick for making money, and it was really indispensable.

"Today, I Tianzeju is free to taste, but I also said that it is forbidden to waste food! A few people, I'm afraid I won't be able to leave! The shopkeeper of Tianzeju here hurriedly went downstairs to see a few Hu people who ordered a lot of dishes and left without eating.

"What's going on, go and ask!" Li Chongrun pushed General Zuowei.

The general of the left guard stuffed an elbow in his mouth and reluctantly went downstairs.

The Hu people couldn't tell where they came from.

Westerners look at Oriental people with face blindness, and Orientals look at several European and American people, including Caucasians.

But now there are still Indians in the Americas.

The Hu people were noisy and noisy, and they were very dissatisfied that they had been stopped.

In this era, Wuzhou is a real state of civilization and etiquette, and in most other places, it is okay to say that there is no education.

"How much is left?" The general of the Left Guard, who had almost starved to death, asked the shopkeeper.

The shopkeeper who recognized the general of the left guard bowed and said: "A table of eighteen dishes, each dish has a few bites, and even the fruits are thrown everywhere after gnawing a circle." ”

"After eating the bear's heart and leopard gall, dare to spread wild in Lao Tzu's territory."