Chapter 52: The Joy of Pee
This sentence chewed on the teeth of all the female guests.
This poem was bought with money? If they can buy it, they are willing to pay thousands of taels of silver! Those who can patronize the country every day are basically those women with the best family background in Shenjing.
Compared with the Great Zhou, Shenjing is the most economically developed place, and it is the first city in the world with a population of more than one million! There is no shortage of rich women in Shenjing City, and rich women are really not short of money!
"How did you get the place for this portrait, it's not the old lady?! Buy! Buy to the dead! If it's not me next month, then keep buying! β
Those older rich women who were touched by the words of Queqiao Immortal and remembered love without emotion are even more outrageous.
Including the beautiful, I almost saw through the curtain portrait.
In fact, the female shopkeeper was also stunned, and her eyes were lost: "Your Highness, is this really for the merciful girl?" β
Jealousy, this is genuine.
Why didn't anyone send me a poem about love? Isn't the old lady beautiful?
Many of the women present did not really understand the meaning of the two stories, let alone the influence of these two ancient poems in the literati world, but simply felt that this poem was beautiful and good to listen to.
sighed, the female shopkeeper wanted to take out the yellow and white things in her small vault and join the ranks of buying soap, if she couldn't draw herself, she could only ask Li Chongrun for one.
With the small wooden cards put into the new lottery wooden box, the business of Guose Tianxiang was completely blown up, so that the soap was bought out in just one pillar of incense, and there was no ordinary jade soap (soap) left.
The guy could only run to the vegetable market and urge the workshop to deliver soap.
Le He Fang, Workshop.
Li Chongrun looked at the new soap box sent by the craftsman.
said it was a new soap box, but in fact, it didn't change much, so two portraits were added.
One is Wang Liu'er blowing bubbles, and the other is the portrait of Ming Lian and Queqiao Immortal Xianyun.
There is even a line of small block in the wooden box: all the soaps are made by the female disciples of King Shao, please use them with confidence.
On the instruction manual of the soap, there are those that can be wiped and bathed close to the body, and this point is also indicated for the defense of men and women at the moment.
"I'll squeeze the toothpaste, a little bit of squeezing, anyway, people always have expectations for the national color Tianxiang, today's national color Tianxiang, an hour's operating profit, I'm afraid that the tax can break a hundred taels!" Li Chongrun is not interested in counting the money slowly, I am afraid that he can really count cramps.
"Go to your left guard and call some people who are resting today, don't run in vain, come and give ten taels of silver each." Li Chongrun urged General Zuowei to call someone.
I only went to catch ghosts late at night, and they were all deceiving ghosts that didn't exist in the murder house.
Are you sick, do you really study the movie, and go to catch ghosts in the middle of the night? With this kung fu, it is very difficult to invite these cows, ghosts, snakes and gods to bask in the sun in broad daylight?
"Ten taels of silver? Give too much! "General Zuo Wei knows about Zuo Wei's fortune.
"Hurry up, don't be a middleman to make bad money!" Li Chongrun kicked the left guard general in the ass.
The general of the left guard, who could dodge the arrows, took a solid kick, patted the ash on his buttocks, untied the knots between the carriage and the horses, and rode away directly.
Li Chongrun's brain hurts: "Haunted in my territory, give you face?" β
In fact, General Zuo Wei made a little difference, he felt that it didn't matter, but he had seen Li Chongrun, who lacked virtue by giving 50,000 activity funds and 2,000 people doing things, or first verbally put an end to the possibility of General Zuo Wei reaching out - even if he didn't stretch out his hand.
The broken mouth of the general of the left guard will definitely say what he said to the left guards, and it is another wave of people's hearts and minds.
The generous remuneration of ten taels of silver made the left guards come quickly, and there were still many people, which once made Li Chongrun wonder if all of Xiu Mu had come.
The right Jinwu guards patrolling the street watched the left guards form a group into the vegetable market, but they didn't dare to stop them.
Why don't you call them if there's something good? Looking at the group of Zuo Wei happy, their mouths were crooked.
"Zuo Wei Ge Fushun (Liang Youchuan)...... Knock on His Royal Highness King Shao! "A large left guard fell to the ground.
Liang Youchuan's body is much smaller than Ge Fushun next to him, and his thin appearance is free from malnutrition.
Li Chongrun wondered in his heart, is Zuo Wei's entry standard so low! It seems that there is also a tie-in in the left guard.
"Get up, wait!" Li Chongrun suddenly remembered a familiar name, Ge Fushun!
"Are you Ge Fushun?" The man kneeling on the ground asked.
"It's exactly under it!" Ge Fushun listened to Li Chongrun's words, and didn't dare to raise his head, even the general of the left guard looked over.
It stands to reason that there should be no contact between the two of them, why would His Royal Highness King Shao remember this person's name!
"Your father is General Godway!" Li Chongrun asked again with confirmation.
As he spoke, Ge Fushun looked at Li Chongrun with a slightly frightened expression and asked, "Your Highness knows my father!" β
"That's right, that's right, he's Ge Fushun!" Li Chongrun looked at Ge Fushun with some excitement, stepped forward and dragged him up who was kneeling on the ground.
He patted Ge Fushun's shoulder vigorously and said, "Okay! Good! β
General Zuo Wei and the people around him were stunned, and even Ge Fushun himself looked at Li Chongrun blankly.
It can be seen from Li Chongrun's words that his attitude towards Ge Fushun is good, which is at least a good thing.
Ge Fushun, a famous general of the Tang Dynasty, played a very important role in Li Longji's "Tanglong Coup".
At that time, Ge Fushun drew his sword and went straight to the Yulin camp, beheaded Wei Xuan, Wei Bo, and Gao Song to show the public, and shouted: "Empress Wei poisoned the first emperor and endangered the society, tonight everyone must work together to eradicate the Wei family and their dead friends, and all those who grow taller than a horsewhip will be killed; Support the king as the emperor to stabilize the world. If anyone dares to help the rebels at both ends, the punishment will be extended to the three tribes. β
If it follows the trend of history, Ge Fushun played a very important role in the murder of his mother, but because of his own intervention, this incident may not happen again.
After all, the Tanglong coup d'Γ©tat was more than ten years later, and at that time, it is not known what the situation will be.
Ge Fushun is a famous general in the Tang Dynasty, if he has a good friend, this is also a force in the military.
"Good, good!"
General Zuo Wei looked at the smiling Li Chongrun and whispered in his ear: "His Royal Highness likes him!?" β
"Get out!" Li Chongrun felt a little out of shape when he listened to General Zuo Wei's words of tiger and wolf, retracted his thoughts and looked at Ge Fushun in front of him and said, "Work hard, the Ge family is a good son!" β
After saying something unclear, Ge Fushun only nodded heavily.
"Come on, send the money first!" Li Chongrun glanced at these left guards, and the left guards were not allowed to wear robes related to the identity of the left guards when they were resting, so it would be shabby.
The old alchemist took out the money, and it was all silver.
In order for the workshop to operate, a part of the operating profit of the national color Tianxiang will be sent here, and it is five times as much as the workshop needs.
"Your brother, you come!" Li Chongrun threw the silver to the general of the left guard.
"Oh, yours, your ......" The general of the left guard took out the silver and threw it one by one.
"Thank you, Your Highness, for the reward!"
"Your Highness Xie......"
Holding the silver, the guards smiled happily.
They are good guards, and there is not much to Yulu, ten taels of silver is more than two months, just a trip.
"Let's go, I'll take you to ghost hunting." Li Chongrun looked at the sun, and the sun was in full bloom.
Others took the left guards to the murderous house to catch ghosts, and the left guards might scold the bad luck and run away, but His Royal Highness King Shao......
A group of left guards felt that they might have come to watch Li Chongrun's exorcism.
returned to the murderous mansion, Li Chongrun led people directly inside.
So many people search these small dilapidated houses, don't be too easy.
"Why am I a little sleepy?" When one of the guards opened a deeper door, he felt some kind of slightly sweet air inhaled, and then his brain was dizzy, and his eyelids fought.
The general of the left guard has been observing the whole field, and when he saw the situation of his left guard, he immediately stepped forward to check.
"Poof!" A left-back fainted directly.
Li Chongrun reassured everyone after reading it: "Don't be afraid, it's just a coma, it should be a drug, it's interesting, how can this drug be dispersed in the room, how can it work so quickly?" β
As soon as they heard that it was a drug, the left guards searched more vigorously, and the ghosts were still a little afraid.
As for people...... Shouldn't people be afraid of their left guard?
"There's only one room left, it's locked up!" The man on the left guard pointed to the deepest room.
Li Chongrun looked at General Zuowei: "Come, it's up to you!" β
The general of the left guard stepped forward and kicked the door open, and then everyone's scalps went numb.
The faces overlapped, looking straight at everyone.
Li Chongrun didn't panic anymore: "Owl? β
Yes, there was an entire room of owls, with trimmed hairs on their faces, and in a dim light, they looked like human faces.
These owls are nocturnal and have white gauze strips on their wings, which do look like haunts.
Even some owls have the face of a funeral paper figure pasted on their faces.
"It's fed by someone, and under normal circumstances, the rats in the vegetable market can't afford to raise so many." Li Chongrun finally confirmed what happened to these birds of prey.
As for the generals of the Left Guard, they are all wrong......
"There are solid psychedelic VOCs in the house, which seem to be changed frequently, plus these owl feathers and white gauze have glow-in-the-dark powder on them." The man who was good at detecting information in the left guard quickly came to a conclusion.
These owls are not afraid of people, and they come up one by one, as if they want to beg for food.
No wonder General Zuo Wei was chased, it is estimated that these owls often starve, were raised from childhood to adulthood, and have no ability to prey.
"Your Highness, what ...... We're going back? "The left guards are going to take the silver and go to Tianzeju to rub it.
"Don't worry, check the floor, open it all to see if there is a tunnel, blow up a big fish, this is close to the city wall, someone is digging a tunnel?" Li Chongrun smiled.
Hearing this, the hearts of the left guards were cold.
Someone dug a tunnel to go straight to Shenjing from the outside, and Wu Zetian knew about it, and the twelve guards were estimated to be scolded again-even if it was only Youjin Wuwei who patrolled this area......
It was night, in the tunnel, a short figure sighed, a somewhat rough and ugly male voice: "I haven't fed those treasures for two days." β
When he came to the exit of the tunnel, he first pricked up his ears and listened for a while, but there was no movement, and then the short figure pushed up the stone slab that pressed the passage.
"Shhh A group of left guards urinated around the tunnel, and among them, the general of the left guard peed the most!