Feng unreasonably sent the cat to work in the cat café, and as soon as he returned to school over the wall, he received a call from Director Yang, saying that there was a seriously ill man in their community who suddenly recovered overnight, and he received a report and asked if he knew.

"Huh? yes, it seems to be like that."

"Lord Wang Xilou is worthy of being a model for my Xiangjiang cultivators, he is kind and charitable, and he is a bodhisattva with a heart, and he can't see the suffering of the world." Director Yang touted it, and then said:

"It's just that next time, can you tell us about it, there is a lot of trouble in the central hospital now, after all, a terminal liver cancer has recovered overnight, and a group of old professors have been arguing."

"It wasn't Wang Xilou who did it, I reported to you that day that I made a little movement and forgot to mention it to you, and an immortal was also attracted by that movement, and then they drank some wine together, and it was a coincidence that I happened to meet a big brother on the rooftop, so I invited me to have a drink."

"Shhh...... Which immortal is it?"

"It's the Great Sage, he's been in Junsha these days, don't you know?"

"The Great Sage conceals his whereabouts, we won't be able to find out......

Director Yang's tone was strange, how many cultivators have never seen an immortal in their lives, and they have only seen one, that is, Lord Wang Xilou, how can this kid be the Qingdi and Nezha, and now he still sees the Great Sage.

is worthy of being a disciple of immortals, the world is different, Director Yang felt a little sour in his heart.

"The Great Sage also took a photo with me, wait a minute and send it to you, update the immortal file." Feng was unreasonable, with a tone that was not worth mentioning.

It's more sour.

Physical education class in the morning.

At the convergence of the west playground, a large group of people in Wuyang, about the freshmen of several colleges are in physical education class at this point, Feng Wuli saw the blonde girl in the crowd at a glance, and when he walked over, he found that he recognized the wrong person.

It's a little embarrassing, and the other party thinks he's accosting, after all, the statement of recognizing the wrong person is too suggestive, and many of the accosting is this opening sentence now.

He apologized, "I'm sorry, I really admitted my mistake." It's not as good-looking as my family's Shushu.

The blonde girl smiled and wanted to say something, and a good-looking hand rested on Feng Wuli's shoulder: "What are you still doing here, the table tennis players are gathering over there."

In the black-haired group, two girls with the same hair color appeared on the same stage, just like a shirt, who is ugly and who is embarrassed.

As Xie Jieshu, who is comparable to the three sisters of the void, of course her appearance is very good-looking, and the girl realized that this little handsome guy really recognized the wrong person.

Feng unreasonably followed Xie Jieshu and left: "I thought it was you when I saw that just now."

"Really good, if you don't stare at it for a while, you will hook up with a female college student, if I don't look at you at school, Wang Xilou has a bunch of hats."

The wind is even more embarrassing if it is unreasonable: "I am obviously very innocent."

"Which girl's room did you sleep in last night?" Xie Jieshu asked casually funny, but Feng was really embarrassed, she slept with Master for so many nights, and she was just asked last night.

"Hey, you're funny." She suddenly stopped, wondering what this subtle expression meant: "Looks like you really changed girls last night?"

"I practiced all night last night and didn't sleep."

"It's the smell of shaku."

"Are you a dog?"

"I can smell the price range of each brand of perfume, and there is usually no deviation of 100 yuan." She pointed to her nose.

"I didn't wear perfume either."

"The shower gel used by the slave is not the same brand as yours, Wang Xilou has the smell of Liushen Flower Dew Water, and her fingers have the smell of garlic pickled for many years, which is very light but can't escape my nose." She is extremely confident in this aspect, and has a faint pride, and her blonde hair is particularly dazzling:

"And her lips are very dry, I gave her a bottle of cantaloupe-flavored lipstick a few days ago, and asked her to get up in the morning and apply it......" She got closer, sniffed on Feng Wuli's face, and pointed to the side of his face, with the look of this brother you have been arrested: "Here is the cantaloupe lipstick smell I sent!"

Feng was speechless and wiped his face, guessing that a certain tsundere kissed him while he was asleep

asked, "And what does it smell like on you?"

"The body fragrance of an 18-year-old high girl."

「……」

"Want to smell it?" She jumped away a little bit in two steps, smiled and stretched out a finger, which means: Smell it, a lump.

"After sweating after a *** class, only the smell of beautiful girl's sweat remains."

"That flavor will sell you five hundred dollars."

"I should have sent the recording to your fans in the class."

The two walked side by side in the direction of the table tennis sign, Xie Jieshu felt contempt for him to actually get his hands on the matter of the ruler, Feng Wuli could actually tell the truth, saying that he had fought side by side with her for several nights, and built a small house by the sea, but he asked himself and sighed:

"Could it be that Wang Xilou thinks that he is a boring person, I am afraid that I will think she is boring, so I split the ten of you."

Xie Jieshu smiled: "Who can say for sure."

"Blonde hair is not very good-looking, when did you dye your hair white, your skin is so white that you feel able to control it."

"You give money?"

"Give and give." He sighed, this stinky sister who saw money.

They found Mr. Guo Yong's class, and found that the two of them grabbed this table tennis class in Telecom Class A, but there were a few familiar faces that should be a college, and there were a lot of people left who had never seen it.

"It's all my classmates, right? Sit down and talk a little bit."

In the first class, I first talked about discipline, and after talking about discipline, I talked about learning goals, semester goals, assessment methods, and the consequences of being caught absent.

The table tennis teacher is a local aunt with a long hand, and she is estimated to be about to retire, and her stubble Junsha accent is very kind, and her tone is like a roller coaster:

"Did you take the initiative to be a class leader? Add 10 points at the end of the shift for a long time? Don't be shy! Who doesn't swing a few swings of table tennis, be a little more enthusiastic."

When she said that she was adding ten points, Xie Jieshu stood up, she was very typical of egoism, strong utilitarianism, and mercenary.

Several male classmates who wanted to stand up saw her get up, and silently put down their half-empty hands.

"It's good for a female classmate to be the class president, a female classmate should be careful."

She said: "When the squad leader has nothing to do, I usually help prepare for the exercise, as well as the attendance roll call, and then the weekly equipment has to go to the equipment room over there to borrow, we wait for the roll call to come out and then go in groups of two to borrow the equipment, and then the squad leader is responsible for arranging people, let's build a group first, and the squad leader you build a WeChat group."

Xie Jieshu silently took out her mobile phone, her voice was not loud but she could hear it clearly: "Let's build a group face-to-face, 2580."

Everyone took out their mobile phones, and there were a few people below who didn't know what a face-to-face group was, asked the person next to them, and then said that they had learned new knowledge.

Feng Wuli was the eighteenth to enter the group, and less than five seconds after he entered, he entered more than a dozen more.

"On the first day, squad leader, you go and borrow equipment, you can pick a partner to go with you, and you will be the first round, and talk to the teacher in the equipment room about table tennis lessons."

The wind is unreasonable and doesn't want to go, the sun is so fierce, and he doesn't look good with a tan.

But apparently it is impossible to be spared.

After getting the equipment, the official first class.

The teacher taught a few ways to hold the racket, explained the rules of table tennis, and precautions, and then started training, but due to the lack of table tennis table space, the training method was to hold the racket and hit the air to practice the swinging posture.

This posture is not just a hand wave, but also a body to drive, the pace changes, so a group of college students gathered together, holding the racket and bowing over, convulsing in the open space like an epileptic repeated swing.

The picture is too beautiful.

"Yes, this classmate has a very good posture!" The teacher praised a student with the best epilepsy.

"Let's take a look at this student." Everyone came over to watch a classmate have epilepsy.

A group of people put their mouths on the back of their heads, but they didn't dare to laugh out loud, and Feng Wuli also felt that the picture of the non-physical performance was very abstract, but the people who took everything seriously were actually really cool.

"Keep practicing

When we have a seat, we'll go over and try each other with the ball, and everyone should have fun on the first day of today!"

It wasn't until halfway through the second class that their teacher grabbed a place for them.

This is a very anxious and rectal teacher, a handful of age and fire, less than half a day everyone likes this little old lady very much, I feel particularly festive, she took everyone to the gymnasium table tennis room is also violent, quite with a group of fruit treasure special attack to Tsim Sha Tsui to find Wang Lun to fight for a sense of sight, roaring big guys have flashed weapons, took out table tennis rackets, tick-tock sound resounded throughout the field.

Feng Wuli and Xie Jieshu are invincible, and they have been fighting back and forth.

Teacher Guo also went down, and a bunch of students surrounded her old man.

"Yo! The boy is good, and he can spin."

"Here's one!"

"You're lucky to have me teach table tennis." She waved her clap and asked, "Xu Xin, do you know?"

Everyone looked at this ordinary teacher in disbelief, but they didn't expect it to be so big, but the old lady's next sentence was: "I saw it on TV."

There was a boo.

She waved her hand: "Go down, go down and find me for such a dish."

The classmate she was training with craned his neck and smiled.

This little old lady is quite noisy.

After class is also after school, Feng Wuli and Xie Jieshu returned a cart of tools, he asked Xie Jieshu if he was going to buy water, but Xie Jieshu brought a cute pink insulated small kettle and handed it to him.

He took the girlish little kettle like a holy object.

"Don't be like an innocent little ***." She was so hot that she was sweating, and she had just messed up her hair from exercise, so she took out the rubber band and spread her hair and tied it again, this posture was very charming:

"Drink quickly, there is no medicine in the water, don't drink it and buy water yourself."

"I heard that the water in the female classmates' water cups is sweet." He raised his head and grunted and turned into a praising father, and after sweating all morning, he quickly replenished his water, and after making sure that Xie Jieshu was not thirsty, he drank this I don't know if there was a 400 ml kettle in a few sips.

Then I was called to buy frozen lemons.

No, aren't you thirsty?

I'm speechless.

There are classes in the morning and afternoon, and I went to the dining hall with my stinky sister at noon, Xie Jieshu's stomach is as big as the cat at home, and half of the food she ordered has to be dug into his plate.

After eating, they went back to their dormitories separately.

The last time I came to the dormitory, the topic was who looked better, Yang Mi or Anbaby, and this time I came in, the topic was a bit serious, discussing the damage to our interests and the impact on our interests as an individual when the trade war officially started.

The dormitory is really a very magical place, and the next time Feng Wuli comes in, he can refresh the 'black hole', the aliens, the origin of the ancient civilization, or the 'entertainment industry's earth-shattering melon or something.

"Brother Feng, what did you choose?"

"Ping-pong, what about you." He took a shower and washed away the sweat, and quietly changed his clothes from the right emperor's closet.

Zheng Chuanbo had a non-mentionable expression: "I chose an orienteering and ran around the whole school in the first class, and the sun almost gave me heat stroke."

Zhang Li chose basketball, and he also practiced dribbling stupidly in place with a basketball under the sun, Wang Zhaofeng and Zheng Chuanbo were orienteering, and the three of them were all tired like dogs, and they vomited bitterness in the dormitory.

The wind is unreasonable, and suddenly a sense of superiority rises.

In the afternoon, there is a big class on modern history, and the whole department is taught together.

The modern history teacher is also about to retire age, but he is very well-dressed, trousers, tie, executive jacket, a cup in his hand, and a smiling face for everyone to teach.

But then the class became very boring, this teacher was a big smoking gun, with a mouth attack range of four or five rows, and he liked to walk around

At the same time, the sound is like a flood bell can shake the eardrums of the students sitting next to him, and the teacher who is both physically attacking and strong is not like giving students a lesson, like a punishment.

Wang Zhaofeng was eating, and it was easy to feel full when he ate the oil mixed with water in the canteen, but he was really hungry, and the wind was unreasonable and did not resist the temptation, and asked him what he was eating, and he said that he was eating chicken.

「？？」

"This dried tofu and peanuts are wrapped together like this, and it tastes like ham." He said, "It's not what I said, it's what the famous writer Jin Shengxi said."

"Really? I don't believe it." He had a reckless face.

"Your intentions are already obvious."

Feng Wuli rubbed his face: "Give me some."

"I'll wrap it up for you, come, you eat like this."

"I'll try...... I don't feel like so."

"Really? I'll try it too...... A little bit."

"A little."

The two pondered for a long time in modern history class how the ancients ate ham, and soon Zheng Chuanbo next to him also came over, and the two became three.

Fortunately, Wang Zhaofeng bought enough peanuts and dried tofu, and this attempt continued to expand outward, and it can be seen that this class is really boring, so that almost half of the students are chewing dried tofu, but none of them chew the taste of ham.

In fact, this is also of course, Jin Shengxi said before the execution: "Peanuts and dried tofu are chewed together, and there is a taste of ham, and Mr. Wang Zengqi commented that when people are extremely helpless, they often give birth to this kind of funny feeling that is more painful than the sorrow."

A group of college students are just in class, not killing heads, so it seems that there is no killing in class.

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PS: You said that you want to see the unreasonable college life, just write about it shallowly, but I think college life is actually boring most of the time, and it's not even as interesting as high school, so Matsuko can't write anything interesting.

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