Chapter 401: What About My Cousin? Turned into a cat?
The slave seemed to have opened the second vein of Ren Du all of a sudden, and the bow and arrow in his hand became a toy, and the arrow in his hand was pointed wherever he hit, and the eyes of the two cousins and the little cousin worshiped her, so that she immediately fluttered lightly, she said that it was a pity that this is indoors, if you go to the wild, you will be given the whole wild goose or wild deer back.
The wind on the side also took a bow unreasonably, too lazy to complain, and the wild goose, shot a pair of silver bracelets with an arrow, and then shot a tear with an arrow.
He shot an arrow, forehead, crooked, barely hit the target, but there was no such powerful sense of hitting the target as if it was fluttering lightly.
Glancing at another arrow next to him, he snorted and shot a 'slave character of the devil' with a set of arrows on the target.
「……」
Is she really a genius?
The slave began to teach the two cousins how to shoot accurate and steady arrows.
A few young people next to him were very suspicious that this was a full-level boss who went back to the novice village to play with them.
The question is how ugly this girl's posture is, how ugly is the posture of holding a bow and holding an arrow!
It really looks like a layman!
Of course, it is not excluded that it is the kind of big guy who has a bad taste, such as calligraphy, which has reached its peak, and likes to use various props to write a good hand to insult people.
"Ali, is this your friend?"
"Hmm." Ma Dali didn't talk much.
"What kind of big guy is this?"
Someone used to want to know this awesome female archer, and the slave was busy teaching her little cousin how to shoot arrows, and waved her hand again and again to indicate that she was not available.
The other party was a little embarrassed and touched his nose: "Come out and play together."
"You shoot yours and I shoot mine, why are you playing together? Are you going to stand inside and wait for me to?" The slave wondered.
The little cousin next to her pulled her, afraid that Sister Lunu would suffer.
The man was a little embarrassed and forcibly started the topic: "You are accurate with this arrow, have you practiced?" He was still using very standard Mandarin just now, and he heard the Junsha accent as strong as that of Lunu, and now he also changed to a local dialect.
"It's okay, I've practiced for a few years."
"Just say! Why haven't I seen you here? Where do you usually practice archery?" The other party vaguely found a common topic.
"Ionia." Lu Nu said lightly, "Occasionally, I also practice in the Summoner's Canyon."
Without waiting for the other party to be stunned, she asked Ma Dali: "Boss, why is your bow so light, like a toy." The slave pulled the bowstring, indicating that she could not pull the bow well.
Just now, the guy who wanted to get to know the slave said, "Your compound bow is 25 pounds, it's suitable for novices."
"Oh? So there's something heavier?"
Ma Dali was silent and went to fetch a 45-pound compound bow for the slave, who shot an arrow and shook his head: "Light! Light! Light! It's still too light to fit your hands, please give me another one!"
Ma Dali had no choice but to take another handful: "This is 75 pounds, and no one in the store can use it, and they only use 40 pounds to play after practicing for so long."
The slave tried it, shot an arrow, and the carbon arrow exploded directly.
I changed to a 30-meter target, and I could barely shoot and play.
But she still shook her head: "Not right, not right!"
Feng Wuli already wants to pull her, what kind of Monkey King is pretending, when the Dragon Palace borrows the treasure, it can't be done.
But Ma Dali seemed to have known that this would be the result, and he was also a good-natured master, so he just went back and took out an old bow, and said:
"This traditional bow is what I usually practice and play, about 100 pounds, which is already the highest pound I've ever had, you... If you want to be a higher pound, we don't have it here."
"Force, you leave her alone, there's a hole in her brain." Feng Wuli gave her a head kick, and the slave smiled, and Ma Dali's eyelids jumped.
"Come, Xiaoqin, get ready to take pictures, my sister will shoot you a piano word." She's awesome.
Xiaoqin was dizzy, nodded again and again, thinking that it seemed to be quite fun, and she could post it to a circle of friends when she took pictures.
"Sister Slave...
Xiao Wei looked at her brightly.
With a wave of his hand, he signaled that my beloved concubine had all of them.
A few rich people next to him didn't dare to speak up.
They couldn't pull a 45-pound bow, but they couldn't do it as easily as she did, and a set of arrows was just as sour.
They can also pull a 75-pound bow, but pulling it out is also the end of a strong crossbow, and then now they see something.
A 100-pound strongbow?
A delicate girl, there is not a few taels of flesh on her arm, and her face is expressionless with one arrow after another, and the arrows fly out like a thunderbolt, it is not an exaggeration to say that the bow is already comparable to a hot weapon in her hand, and she is typing on the target, looking at her hand, she is sure that there is no callus left by perennial training, and the posture is not standard and not like it is deliberately pretended.
So what is this?
And the problem is not the point, the point is, with such a high-tension bow, she can pull it and shoot, what's the matter with such high accuracy?
At this level, I guess I can win a gold medal in the Olympics.
Even Su Xiaowei and Su Xiaoqin next to them gradually felt that the slave was unusual,
Feng Wuli also took a bow and played with it, he didn't have Wang Xilou's terrifying qualifications, and he barely got on the target after a few attempts, which was already very talented.
"Vigorously, why is the arrow I shot shaky."
Ma Dali came over to show him.
"Brother-in-law! I'll teach you~" Seeing the unreasonable things that the wind would not understand, the slave was happy, and hurriedly went over to post it.
Feng Wuli slapped her ass with an arrow, signaling her not to mess around.
The slave laughed.
"Are you doing well with the rest of your sports?" He tried the feel and shot another arrow.
"So-so!" She didn't look worth mentioning.
"You can learn basketball, and I'll take you out to play next time."
"Will it give you a long face by taking it out?"
Feng's unreasonable intentions were seen through, and he was not embarrassed: "To go?" There is such a basketball baby to bring to the livestock on the basketball court to see, that ironclad face.
"Go!"
After playing for a while, they waved their hands with Ma Dali, signaling to go, and come back to play next time.
"Zhiwei, don't look at it, it's all gone."
"The back is also beautiful." Zhiwei is the rich man who just talked to the slave, the slave brought him too strong impact, a lively personality, super good looks, and archery is so slippery.
"Got a crush on someone?"
"Admiration, admiration, do you understand?"
"Hey, I think about it, this person is quite famous, like a young lady who sent flowers nearby, and I've also swiped Douyin."
Lin Zhiwei immediately turned around: "What kind of flower lady, Shaoqing, you make it clear."
"Well, I'll search you—"
A few rich people came around to take a look, and found that it was really a clerk in a flower shop, as if he was going to deliver flowers full-time, and then mixed the name of a flower angel, and the neighborhood was very hot.
"Zhiwei, you shouldn't be really interesting to others, right?"
Xu Shaoqing nodded and said, "Yes, Ah Wei, I just heard her call her brother-in-law, which means that she is not a boyfriend and girlfriend, maybe you have a play."
"It's not particularly interesting." Lin Zhiwei waved his hand, a little shy: "The 100-pound strong bow is easy to pull away, where do you dare to have any ideas, you just want to make a friend."
"I understand, I understand, make friends." A few friends laughed evilly.
Ma Dali hesitated a little, thought about it and stood up, and said, "Don't hit that person's idea......
"Huh? Ali, you also have a crush on someone?"
Ma Dali's face darkened, what kind of conditions do you look at the clone of the immortals, and the age of the people is multiplied by the two of them.
"Don't beat people's minds anyway."
Ma Dali didn't want to say anything, but they were more curious, didn't they just work in a flower shop, how did it sound like the water was very deep.
It doesn't seem right, anyone
The migrant workers who deliver flowers in a flower shop pull up a 100-pound bow as if they were playing.
……
When Feng Wuli returned to the store with the travel team, he found that the store was more lively, and Ms. Su also came.
"How did you come so fast?"
Su Xiaoxin and Wang Xilou sat together, holding hands and not knowing what to talk about, when they saw the large army coming back, they asked with a smile, "Where did you go to play?"
"Take a few of them to visit Xiangdali." The wind is unreasonable and calm.
The two cousins looked at each other, with a smile in their eyes, and suddenly felt that this cousin was very kind.
"Auntie, you look so good in this dress!" The slave rushed forward to snatch the favor, and Su Xiaoxin felt pounced on by a husky.
The wind was unreasonable, and she felt that the joy in her heart blossomed.
The third aunt said, "Ouch, you two can't tell the difference at all!"
Su Xiaoxin smiled and said that she couldn't tell the difference.
Now the more she looks at it, the more she likes these two sisters, the one on the left is her own, and the one on the right is also her own.
Why is his son so blessed?
"Let's go, let's go, let's go over and eat, Aqi urged." The third uncle, as the eldest elder in the room, issued orders.
The flower shop is temporarily closed.
Su Xiaoxin came by car, and Lu Nu and Qi Yu and two cousins and cousins sat in her car, and Feng took the rest of the people by taxi.
The distance is not far, two kilometers, a restaurant, wait for dinner and then go to my cousin's new house to sit for a while.
I had already set up my husband's house once, but this time my mother's relatives only set up two tables, and the second uncle's family came early after the meal.
"This way, this way!"
The wind was unreasonable and they went over and sat down.
Wang Xilou and Lu Nu went to look for their cousins to see the baby, Feng Wuli led the cousins and cousins to sit at the second uncle's table, the third aunt and the third uncle whispered something, and then took two red envelopes out, I don't know where they went, the uncle and the aunt were also there, the uncle was a man with a black face, took out a dry tobacco, was told by the waiter that he could not smoke, and put it back with a black face.
The scene was chaotic and lively.
King Lunu West Building and Su Xiaowei sat at the next table with their aunts and uncles, Su Xiaoqin also wanted to go over, but there was no place, so she followed her cousin to sit at the table of the old man.
The second uncle saw a group of juniors, his personality was not as good as the third uncle's, he was more easy-going, and he didn't ask five or six questions happily, and he would ask what games he liked to play.
His son Su He and Su Xiaoqin are cousins, and they are a little more familiar with each other than following the trend, but they are talkative, so they chatted hotly without any estrangement.
The wind is unreasonable, but it is a little unbearable.
Sitting next to him, he was also a little embarrassed, looking forward to why the food hadn't been served yet.
After everyone sat down, they also chatted about the current situation, and after the food was served, the elders talked about the work of the elders, and the juniors talked about the affairs of the juniors.
Su Xiaoqin couldn't clip the plate of cowboy bones, Feng unreasonably clamped it for her, and she whispered thank you.
She thought for a moment and asked in a whisper, "Cousin, when Sister Lobby got married last year, I seemed to see who you were talking to under the old locust tree?"
"Is there such a thing?" The wind was unreasonable and somewhat unexpected.
"Well, yes, there are talking and laughing."
"Maybe it's on the phone."
"Is that so?"
Su Xiaoqin believed it, but when she was a child, she also saw this cousin talking to the air under the locust tree, and at that time she was about four years old during the Spring Festival, because she was too young, that scene did not scare her at that time.
But remember for many years.
It can't be that he was also on the phone at that time, where did he get the call.
For this strange relative and child when she was a child, Su Xiaoqin used to contact her with curiosity.
The little girl always loves to fantasize, she occasionally thinks that her cousin can see something they can't see, this is not a groundless speculation without logic, it is known that this gentle cousin is a high-IQ scholar, and there is no tendency to mental illness, and I have seen this cousin many times since I was a child
There are some unusual behaviors.
For example, she will talk to the air, she will chat with crows, and it doesn't matter if children have these abnormalities, but last year's New Year, she really saw her cousin chatting with crows back and forth.
And that day she somehow went into the mountain, and when she was carried down the mountain, she seemed to be in a daze and watched a large number of demons and monsters surround them.
The scene was so vague that I couldn't tell if it was a fever and hallucinations, or whether it was a dream or reality.
"Come, Xiaoqin, eat a piece of pork belly."
"Ah, thank you, cousin."
"Xiaoqin seems to have been in the top 30 of her grade last semester, right? It's amazing." The wind was unreasonable, and the voice was not small, and everyone at the table could hear it clearly.
So, just now when I was talking about when the second cousin of Feng Wuli was going to get married, the wind direction immediately changed, and a circle of elders began to discuss Xiaoqin's learning situation.
Su Xiaoqin's face turned bitter.
Uncle was asking her where she was going to college.
The second uncle was asking her if she had a boyfriend.
Her father happily kept tearing her down.
Even the aunt, aunt and cousin at the next table began to greet her in various ways.
finally seemed to be about to be diverted from the topic, and the cousin next to him said, "Xiaoqin wants to be admitted to Yangcheng University? What about the chemistry class representative?"
A new crusade has begun.
She was a little suspicious that this cousin did it on purpose, but there was no evidence, and her cousin also served vegetables for herself, so she continued to resist the siege of several elders with a bitter face.
After a meal, she felt more difficult than taking a mock exam, and the whole person was hollowed out.
My cousin was just about to start chatting with her, but she hurriedly stopped: "Cousin, cousin, try this catfish, it's so delicious!"
The wind is unreasonable and regrets to stop.
His next 'Su family's dinner table discussion is ready for the general direction.
But there are also words that fall on the head of the wind unreasonably.
asked him how his college life was, how the flower shop was doing, and then asked him when he and Wang Xilou planned to get married.
Although they are very young now, Feng Wuli is only a freshman, and it seems too early to talk about marriage, but the uncle is originally from the mountains, and they have worked for two or three years after graduating from junior high school, got married, had a baby, and held a banquet, not to mention how long Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou have lived together, I feel that these two will go through the motions if they get married or not.
Especially Wang Xilou has been in the family group for half a year, and he is really like his own family, and the topic of marriage is not like urging, but he just wants to see the thoughts of the two young people.
"There's no need to be in such a hurry......" Feng Wuli didn't expect that one day he would have to be urged to marry by his relatives.
Uncle Le said, "It's not to urge, I just want to see what you two think."
"I'll do it, look at her."
Everyone looked at Wang Xilou, and then looked at Su Xiaoxin left and right, not knowing which one it was.
"Harm! Wait another two years, he's not even of legal age." Wang Xilou's face didn't matter, but Feng Wuli saw that her face was a little red.
It seems that baby zombies can also be shy.
"No hurry, no hurry." The eldest aunt said with a smile.
Su Xiaoxin quietly held the hand of the slave, with some distress in her eyes, and then sandwiched a bunch of vegetables for her, and the slave was immediately flattered.
"What's wrong with Auntie?" She asked weakly.
"It's just that I feel sorry for you."
"What's so distressed?"
Su Xiaoxin whispered, "I can't give you a name."
"No need, if you're lucky enough to win the guess, she'll be the one sitting down there."
Su Xiaoxin: "......"
It has been more than a year since I finished a meal, and I went to sit in my cousin's new house in the afternoon.
The three-bedroom and two-living room unit is particularly crowded with a large number of relatives.
Everyone is boasting about it, and they are all boasting
Praise the decoration, praise the decoration and praise the location, in short, it is good to say that it is good, as if this house is what heaven and earth.
There is also a little baby who is already more than three months old.
The child is really small, and his little arm is about the length of his fingers, and he has always clenched his little fists.
The girls surrounded the child for a while, and the slightest movement of the little baby could elicit all sorts of exaggerated reactions, and even a yawn from him could cause them to cheer, and this privilege of attracting the attention of the whole world with every move was only a year or two.
And there is a very interesting phenomenon, that is, the people around will ask the three-month-old baby, ask him how old he is, ask him if he wants to go to his own house to play, obviously the baby will not answer, and then will be next to the child's mother, that is, the eldest cousin in the first person to answer.
There are also all kinds of weird games that seem to be conventional.
For example, covering the face, and then suddenly opening, accompanied by an inexplicable strange scream.
Finally, it was the turn of the store manager to hug him, he was in a hurry but still looked serious, but his movements were not stiff, after all, as Wang Xilou, the babies he had held for so many years, the old ones had been in the soil for hundreds of years, and the youngest ones were probably uncles.
Feng Wuli suddenly wanted to see what it would look like to take the child in the future.
It's best to see her carrying something in the back with that kind of harness.
It seems that there will be a pair of twin daughters in the future.
In this way, you can see that the ruler carries one before and one after the other, and then feeds in a hurry, and then the title of the ruler store manager will become the ruler's mother.
It's very punishing to think about it.
Su Xiaoqin was not very comfortable with a bunch of people huddled together, her eyes swept over the other places in the house that could allow her to stay, and saw that there were cousins, cousins, and her younger brother on the balcony.
She suddenly likes to play unreasonably with the sticky wind, and thinks this cousin is very interesting and mysterious, this kind of emotion like a primary school student worshiping a relative's big brother in high school can actually appear in a high school student like her.
"Cousin, what are you doing?"
"It's nothing, Xiaowen asked us to play with origami airplanes with him."
My cousin Su He said, "I just flew one, and I didn't see it, and I landed on the lawn over there."
"Mine flew far away, too!" Su Congwen raised his hands.
"What's the matter, you threw it out and fell directly to the ground." Su He didn't give him face at all.
"Fly far! Fly out of the community!"
"Look down there and there, there's a paper airplane next to it, you just threw it."
"Cousin......" Su Congwen tugged at his pants with tears in his eyes.
"The one below was obviously thrown by Su He, I just saw Xiaowen's one flying outside." Feng Wuli had already folded his Invincible King Xilou number and was ready to send her to the sky.
She looked down at her brother next to Feng Wuli, "You can ignore him."
"It's okay, it's okay, it's done." Feng Wuli folded according to the specifications of the champion of the origami airplane competition on Douyin, and it is said that the folded one flies the farthest.
He snorted at the head of the plane, and when he was about to fly, he looked at Su Xiaoqin next to him, and handed it to her with a smile: "Ha."
"Huh?"
"Haven't you ever folded a paper airplane? I'm going to have to take a look at it when I'm done."
Su Xiaoqin sighed softly on the plane a little shyly.
I saw him throw it lightly, a gust of wind came, the clothes drying on the balcony were disturbed, and the paper airplane took advantage of the wind.
Behind is the noisy greetings of the adults in the house as if they can never stop, the sky outside the balcony is blue, and there is a cloud lazily in the distance like a dog, and the paper airplanes flying out of the cloud pass through the railing of the balcony, bringing the eyes of the four people on the balcony all the way to the distance.
The wind unreasonably watched the invincible king Xilou go to the sky.
"Okay, the first paper airplane competition is over, I'm the first place, no opinion, right?"
Su He and Su Congwen have no opinion.
"Let's go down and pick it up after flying, and I'll pick it up the last one."
The two looked at Su He, and he looked at Xiang, but it was true that his cousin flew more than himself
is far away, and it is not safe to let such a young cousin go downstairs to pick it up alone.
"Fly a few more times, and pick up the most losing."
"I, I'm playing, too." Su Xiaoqin also joined.
"Okay, you can also participate in one."
After a while, the slave came back again, and a group of people released a bunch of paper airplanes on the balcony, and finally all of them were driven downstairs by my cousin and aunt to pick them up.
Su Xiaoqin looked at her cousin who stiffened his neck and looked like he had nothing to say when he was scolded, although he was scolded twice, he felt happy when he was scolded for the first time.
She suddenly thought that if she had such an older brother when she was a child, life would be interesting.
In the evening, my cousin planned to cook a meal at home, but everyone was busy, so they didn't stay, Ms. Su drove the third uncle's family to the high-speed rail station, and the second uncle was from the next city, and he also drove over, and the wind was unreasonable They were only twenty kilometers away from the cousin's house, and they took the subway back.
It was dark outside the subway, and it was already eight o'clock when they saw the time, they walked back to the store, and Wang Xilou was still muttering to the slave:
"My cousin's house is so small, much smaller than ours, it costs more than a million."
"Yes, we still have two layers in our house!"
"And they're still in the wilderness, and it's very remote."
"I heard that it is a new district, and it will develop well in a few years, but who knows."
I'm really speechless, I just boasted about it, and now I have changed my face.
Wang Xilou took out his mobile phone and wanted to take a look at the family group, and asked the third aunt if they had arrived at the airport, just opened WeChat, and hissed.
"They didn't go to the airport, they went to the city hospital."
Feng frowned, "What's going on?"
"Cousin is evil?"
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