Chapter 403: Right Emperor: I'll put a dozen of you on top of a bracelet

In the end, Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou successfully persuaded the third uncle and the third aunt to let them go back first, and they would take care of it here.

"It's just eating junk food." The third aunt said, "I don't know how to eat breakfast, and I drink milk tea every day."

Wang Xilou slapped Feng Wuli on the back of the head: "Listen to what the third aunt said, I usually tell you to eat less junk food, so I won't listen!"

The wind was unreasonable.

Then the third aunt chatted with Wang Xilou about various current food hygiene issues.

"There have been a few times before, she suddenly screamed in pain, had diarrhea for many days, and had a fever, and then she also went to the hospital."

"That's serious."

"Modern young people, there are few healthy people, I don't know if I don't check, and I am sick when I check it!"

"Playing on the computer." Wang Xilou is simply professional.

At this time, Su Xiaoqin was still shrinking behind Feng Wuli, showing her fear of the unfamiliar environment, and meowing from time to time, Feng Wuli actually felt very cute when she looked at it.

Lu Nu teased her with a data cable on the side, like teasing a cat, shaking and shaking, Su Xiaoqin stared at the end of the line, and then suddenly pounced after a while.

Feng unreasonably clapped her hands angrily.

"This is my cousin, not a cat."

"Hee-hee." Lu Nu thought it was funny, she shrank her hand, and stretched out to Su Xiaoqin's chin again: "Boom."

The cousin squinted her eyes with a comfortable expression.

Feng unreasonably slapped the back of the head to the slave, and she retracted her hand aggrievedly and eagerly.

Then the cousin was a little dazed and began to lick his arm again, and he and the slave hurriedly stopped him.

It's just that the people around can't seem to see this scene, and in the eyes of the third aunt, everything is still normal.

In the end, Su Xiaoqin stayed in the hospital for observation, and she will go back in a few days, where Feng Wuli and Wang Xilou will take care of her, and the third uncle will go back to Yangcheng first.

Before leaving, the third aunt did not forget to ask the wind to be unreasonable, and teach her cousin some skills in learning, she is actually smart when she is young, but she is lazy, and it is best to motivate her.

The wind is unreasonable and says it will.

When I returned to the room, the manager of the store sat on a chair, his legs were together, because his legs were not long enough, only his toes touched the ground, and the small crossbody bag he bought today was placed on his thighs, and he was not wearing the Lolita clothes he bought today but the sister next door, and the only lace element on his body was the lace princess socks, and the whole person looked extremely well-behaved.

"I just said no, Auntie is so polite, she has to peel me."

No one paid attention to her.

She blushed, embarrassedly pushed the tip of her tongue against her lower back molars, and snorted.

The next second, the apple in his hand was snatched away by the slave.

She was so anxious that she immediately grabbed it, and the soles of the newly bought cloth shoes were hard and the ground was slamming.

When he snatched it back, he had already taken two large bites, and he spoke slurredly, shrunk in the corner and covered his face with his arms, still chewing apples in his mouth, and did not say a word even if his sisters punched and kicked him.

"Don't make a fuss, the hospital, what are you doing?" The wind has an unreasonable headache.

"What about my cousin?" Wang Xilou asked.

"Let's take it back first."

"And how do you explain it to the hospital?"

Is it impossible to be discharged from the hospital directly, but I don't know how many days it will take to go back, if I can't recover in a short time, then only hospitalization is the best excuse to stay, and I don't know if Ms. Su or my second uncle or cousin will come to visit when I am hospitalized.

Feng Wuli quickly came up with a foolproof solution.

Ten minutes later, Xiao Wei was lying on the bed expressionlessly, and she had already turned into her cousin, and the slave changed the hospital gown on Su Xiaoqin's body and put it on her.

"I don't want to do it." She went straight to the point.

The wind is unreasonable and gets straight to the point: "Conditions."

"Bracelets." She's light

Qi Zhu lips.

Feng Wuli was speechless: "You guys have a problem, you can't get along with a bracelet one by one, is this more powerful? And what's the use of the bracelet you want, you won't come out all day long."

The dragon gave him a cold look.

If Su Xiaoqin was here, she would be surprised, it turned out that her face could also make such a cold expression, and it was so sassy.

She said, "It's up to someone who comes in with a bracelet to show off."

Feng Wuli glanced back at the slave over there, the slave was still teasing the cat, and the ruler seemed to find it interesting, so he cut a small piece of apple and asked the slave to feed this.

Wang Xilou was scolding the two of them not to treat their cousin as a small animal.

Feng turned back to her unreasonably, "It's obviously impossible for you to play the role of your cousin and give you a bracelet after lying here for a few days, it's not fair to the ruler. But if you promise to do five more things for me in the future, I will promise you."

Anyway, the gold retains its value, and the family will fall in the middle of the road in the future, and they can make a comeback if they sell their bracelets.

No, if you want it, you have to prepare one for the right emperor.

Thinking of the right emperor's wrist thicker than his calf, I feel that she is afraid that a bracelet is not hundreds of thousands-suddenly so poor.

Her eyelids lowered, "Deal."

"Don't you even ask what's going on?" Feng Wuli and she have always been a little bit at odds.

"It doesn't matter."

It's cold.

It's as if she dislikes herself very much, and Feng Wuli is also a little unaccustomed to this shadow, although she will tell herself in her heart that this is all due to Wang Xilou's differentiation of emotions, there are slaves who are obsessed with themselves and become crazy, and naturally there are also people who dislike themselves like a shoe.

But it's just unpleasant, he just doesn't want to be objective.

And she obviously asked herself to ask for a bracelet, even if it was because she was annoyed by the slave showing off in front of her all day long, if she didn't care about it, would she ask him for the bracelet? Using words like fighting with the slave to cover up his true feelings, Feng Wuli felt that this was an extremely contradictory Wang Xilou.

"Okay, the first thing, change back to the appearance of Wang Xilou and kiss me."

Feng Wuli thought she would be embarrassed, but he thought wrong, but she was still calm, just looked up into his eyes and said, "These are two things."

"Then think of two things." Feng Wuli found that he had just looked at each other, and he actually subconsciously wanted to avoid it.

"Yes."

「……」

Then he was kissed by Wang Xilou with a disgusted face.

"Someone steals it!" The slave shouted over there.

Whooshing two glances, the spirit was not embarrassed at all, but the wind was unreasonable and a little unnatural, and she always sat upright.

He also wiped his mouth towards the slave, obviously expressionless, but the slave saw the meaning of provocation.

After explaining some things, Feng Wuli took her cousin away, which was not an easy task, because she would be scared when she stood up, and she was about to climb on the ground as soon as she let go, and she actually climbed on the ground not on her knees, but on the ground with her toes and toes, and propped her hands forward.

And the difference between the human body and the feline makes it easy for her to fall down in such a position.

And she showed extreme discomfort with the shoes on her feet.

And the clothes, too, have been trying to tear the fabric on their bodies since the beginning.

Wang Xilou planned to knock her out and carry her back.

Feng unreasonably stopped: "Don't you have some reliable way? Can't you blow and make her faint or something?"

Wang Xilou pinched his chin: "You think that immortals can do anything, and the master has never learned those methods of inferiority."

"What if it breaks?"

"Wait, Master knows that there are youkai clubs, so I'll catch a youkai that can be haunted by this kind of stun spirit." She went to the window, one foot on the windowsill, and her hands grabbed the windows on either side.

The wind stopped her unreasonably.

I didn't expect the sleep fan I bought in Jinling last year to be useful.

I tinkered until ten o'clock

Back to the florist.

The store is open.,Yahime is playing with Xiaomei with a cat teasing stick.,Xiaomei doesn't want to play with her.,Yahime tries to teach her how to play with this cat teasing stick.。

This is very strange, because usually these stray cats do not enter the store, at most they stay under the flower stand at the door, and Feng Wuli has recently considered building a cat dormitory for them there.

Out of the ability to associate, Feng Wuli probably thought of this possibility in an instant.

He took two or three steps over angrily, pinched Yahime's face hard, and then picked up the Ragdoll cat who was chasing after the catnip cat toy on the ground.

He took the two front paws of the Ragdoll under his armpits, held them up in the air, and asked, "Can you understand me?"

Although it seems stupid to do so, even if the idea is wrong, it will not be embarrassing or anything in front of anyone.

As a result, the Ragdoll nodded vigorously!

Yehime got up violently, wanting to avenge the revenge he had just been pinched by himself, but he glared at him fiercely, and immediately squatted down with his head in his hands.

Feng Wuli looked at the cat holding it up and said to her, "In this way, if you are Su Xiaoqin, you will bark twice."

"Meow! Meow!" She screamed very loudly.

Feng Wuli already felt that this was the truth, but to avoid oolong, there were still a few more procedures, and then he put the ragdoll cat on the table, and carried out another command, shaking hands, turning in circles, and jumping.

And then this Ragdoll did it all!

It's a real hammer!

This cat is his cousin!

So now that my cousin is possessed by Xiaomei, no wonder she hid behind herself as soon as she saw herself in the hospital just now, after all, compared to the strangers present, Xiaomei is the most familiar with herself.

And at this time, the soul on Xiaomei's body is actually his cousin!

I have a headache and want to reopen.

Feng Wuli said, "Xiaoqin, don't worry, it's a bit complicated to explain, but you don't have to worry about it yet."

"Woo-"

Feng Wuli sat behind the computer desk, put the cat on his lap, looked at Yehime who was squatting next to him, and angrily rewarded the polar bear with a brain meltdown.

"Look, you've done a good job."

"What good have we done?" Yahime was even a little aggrieved.

"You're done, you're done, you're in trouble, you're going to be kicked out of the door!" The slave followed closely behind with Su Xiaoqin's body on his back, and gloated on the side as soon as he came in.

"Nonsense!" Yahime is not good at words, and only shouts nonsense.

Wang Xilou was replying to her aunt's news, walking a little slower, hanging slowly behind a few people and now just entering the door, she had to listen to it herself after sending a voice, theoretically they could listen to her words twice, but in fact she had to say a sentence twice, so they could actually listen to it four times.

"Aunt and uncle, have you arrived? Have you arrived?"

Phew-

Then she clicked on her voice again, and listened to it again.

"What are you holding this cat for, you don't know if it's dirty or not." As soon as she came in, she saw Feng Wuli holding the stray cat, although this beautiful puppet should have been abandoned or lost, so it was a little cleaner than ordinary stray cats, but it must have never been bathed for so long.

Wang Xilou has been very buried in these stray cats and their cats to play, but she is a soft-hearted god, Feng unreasonable found that although she dislikes it, but recently planned to bathe all the stray cats nearby, and even catch them for vaccinations and eggs.

Feng Wuli was tired at this time, so he asked the slave classmate who knew the truth with him to explain it to them.

"So you're Xiaoqin!" Wang Xilou suddenly realized!

The Ragdoll cat in Feng Unreasonable's arms nodded vigorously!

"Ouch, that's pathetic." Wang Xilou looked distressed, "Come, my cousin-in-law will hold me and go back to give you a bath!"

Su Xiaoqin: "......"

She was hugged by her cousin like a cat, no, she was a cat now.

Just now, she vaguely sensed that something was wrong, for example, her cousin's cat would become human, for example, her cousin's reaction after learning that she had become a cat was not calm, but she was not panicked, and then she listened to Sister Lunu

It seems that it's because of this cousin's cat named Yahime.,Accidentally turned himself into a cat.。

The reason is actually because I said in front of her this morning: It's good to be a cat!

Her current mood is like the hair on her body that has been wet and dried for an unknown number of times when she wandered, and then knotted together, extremely messy and tangled.

But it seems like it should be able to change back.

"Meow~" she shouted at her cousin.

"Yo, it's still called, what do you mean?" Wang Xilou asked Yeji over there, "Translate, translate."

"How do I know, stupid?"

Su Xiaoqin: "......"

"And say, don't let her change back soon." Feng Wuli gave her another brain meltdown, and Yehime squatted down with her head in her hands again.

"I don't know that she has really changed, and my generation has obviously used it so many times without success."

"......" Feng has no reason to suspect that every time she shouts to herself to become a cat, she is casting a spell, so in fact, it has always been her own fate?

Yeji shouted at Su Xiaoqin, "Change back!"

The Ragdoll cat in Wang Xilou's arms looked down at himself and found that there was no change.

"Hasn't changed?" The slave looked at him and said.

"I don't know, that's how it changed."

"Could it be a matter of time? She casts the spell in the afternoon, and it only takes effect in the evening, so maybe it will take a while for it to take effect." The wind makes reasonable assumptions.

"I don't know!"

"Be quiet."

"Woo~"

Wang Xilou gently stroked the cousin in his arms, frowned and thought for a while, and said: "Speaking of the sheep transformation technique, the deer transformation technique, this kind of spirit entanglement Qingdi Lord is very good, but now this is not like the beast transformation technique, but the yang god exchange class, this kind of method to touch the yang god, is the means of Lord Meng Po, but Lord Meng Po's whereabouts have always been mysterious, maybe you can ask Sun Monkey, he is also outstanding in this kind of soul yang god spirit entanglement, and recently it happened to be in this county sand."

Su Xiaoqin's eyes in her arms were shining, and she always felt that she had heard something terrible.

Meng Po? Is it Meng Po Tang, that Meng Po?

Sun Monkey's directivity was even more obvious, and she thought of Sun Wukong almost instantly.

Because she has now encountered supernatural phenomena, she can almost immediately believe that existence is possible by accepting other supernatural things, but she didn't expect that the legendary Monkey King was actually real.

And listening to their cousins-in-law's tone, they seem to know each other!

Where is my cousin's house sacred!?

She can't bear such a big secret with a cat!

"Then let's wait for tomorrow or the day after tomorrow to ask for advice, first assume that Xiao Ye's spirit entanglement has a lag, and it will take a while for it to take effect, if it doesn't change back within three days, then go and consult the Great Sage." The wind is unreasonable:

"Alright, let's go home and go to bed today, it's almost half past eleven."

There is still a lot of work to do when the store is closed.

Wang Xilou put her cousin down and let her play by herself for a while.

The topic ended abruptly.

"......" Su Xiaoqin thought that it was possible to discuss the matter of her becoming a cat.

It was close to twelve o'clock after cleaning up.

Feng Wuli hugged Yehime unreasonably, lowered his head and asked, "Does Xiaoqin want to go by herself or hold it?"

"Meow~"

"Well, if you want to go, meow twice, if you want to hug it."

The Ragdoll cat looked down and thought about it, and then looked up again: "Meow~"

"Let's go, let's go with Saya."

"I'm going to hold it!"

Feng unreasonably threw the cat in his hand directly.

The culprit of "Wandering Cousin 2" hasn't taught you a lesson yet!

As soon as Yahime landed, she pounced on him and bit his foot.

Su Xiaoqin followed them in small steps.

In fact, after not panicking, this feeling is quite novel.

When I was in the class

Wait, good at studying, outgoing personality, rich family, classmates with these characteristics are born to be the focus of the class, and she is just an introverted student who is easily shy, and when she goes out of class to fetch water, if there are many classmates in the aisle, she chooses to wait for the next class to fetch water.

Who got how many points in the test, which classmate changed a pair of very expensive shoes, who talked to whom, that person went on vacation to travel abroad.

She doesn't get involved in any of these youth topics, because she doesn't have anything interesting to say, and she feels like a boring person who likes to hide behind, wear heavy thick glasses, and secretly chew on other people's youth.

But now she has the topic of exploding fish ponds if she says it.

She turned into a cat! Who knows?!

If she told her classmates this, others would definitely not believe it, and then continued to discuss their expensive new shoes, superior grades, and sour and astringent love, but in fact, only she knew that it was true, so it was not that she did not have an interesting youth experience.

It's that they don't deserve to hear their own stories.

She didn't feel a vain sense of superiority, even though she knew it wasn't worth bragging about in the slightest, but it was something different from her little world.

Even though I am trapped in a husk, I still consider myself the king of infinite space.

"Meow~"

Feng looked down at her unreasonably, "What's wrong? Do you want to carry it away?"

The cat on the ground shook his head,

Explore the world through the eyes of cats at a cheerful pace.

Feng Wuli didn't understand what this cousin was thinking, it was not easy for girls to guess, and it was even more difficult for adolescent girls to guess, and adolescent girls who became cats were probably as difficult to understand as unsolved math riddles.

As soon as I got home, the lights were on.

Wanwan was watching TV in the living room, still wearing a primary school uniform, with two small braids tied in her ears.

"Lord Wind is back!" When I went to my cousin's house for dinner today, I didn't bring Wanwan, and it was not good if there were too many people, so I asked Xiaohu Niang to buy vegetables and cook at home.

"I'm tired, I'm tired!" As soon as the slave entered the door, she went to the living room, and wanted to take off the cousin on her back, in fact, she was not tired of carrying a person, but she was just used to shouting tired as soon as she got home, Wang Xilou immediately scolded:

"Don't go into the living room without taking off your shoes!"

The slave silently quickened his pace, not hearing or hearing.

"Wanwan, it's almost twelve o'clock and you haven't slept yet?"

"I'm waiting for you, hey, how come there's a kitten?" Wanwan squatted in front of the white kitten who often swayed in front of the store: "Why is Xiaomei here?"

Su Xiaoqin saw that a child was also like a giant.

"This is my cousin, let's say hello to my cousin."

"Huh? Isn't this Xiaomei?"

"Now it's cousin."

"Oh, hello cousin, I'm Wanwan!" The little fox girl laughed.

"Meow~"

"Haha, will you shake hands?" Wanwan held out a hand.

Su Xiaoqin silently raised a front paw for this cute little sister to hold.

"Let's go to the living room and play, you'll go to bed after a while." The wind rubbed her head unreasonably.

Su Xiaoqin didn't expect that she would have to take a child, and then she saw that the little sister in front of her suddenly changed and turned into a big-tailed fox in front of her!

Su Xiaoqin: "!!"

It's hard to see if my cousin's house is full of monsters!

"Take my cousin to our secret base!" Yahime is in a hurry.

Wang Xilou changed into slippers and frowned, "No! Xiaoqin will leave them alone, my cousin-in-law will take you to take a bath first, not that I think you are dirty, you must be very uncomfortable."

Su Xiaoqin followed behind Wang Xilou in a daze, and looked back, the black fat cat and the red fox ran upstairs.

"Xiaoqin, don't worry, my cousin-in-law will give you a bath after putting water in the water, and then play with them later."

Su Xiaoqin felt that her cousin-in-law had some misunderstanding about herself.

Wang Xilou rolled up his sleeves, thought about it and grabbed Ye Ji by the back of his neck

Come back: "Don't run, come and take a shower!"

"Meow meow!"

"I just washed it, it was a few days ago!"

"Meow!"

"Call him, and see if he will baptize you." Wang Xilou snorted.

"Meow meow."

Su Xiaoqin didn't know what this person and cat were communicating, tilted her head and looked up, she only felt strange and interesting, and followed up with Xiao Xiaobu in the bathroom.

When washed and dried, she's a fragrant cute kitten again!

Su Xiaoqin happily walked into the living room.

Then I saw Sister Runu playing with a laser pointer, only to see Sister Runu shoot the laser pointer into the corner,' and immediately pounced, and after pounced, the red dot was covered by the back and could not see the face of confusion, and after a while, I saw it again and immediately pounced, accompanied by various meows.

Her whole cat is no good!

"Hehe, what a stupid human."

Ye Ji had just been blown by Wang Xilou, and passed by her slowly, and said proudly, "My generation has long known that the red dot can't be caught!"

Su Xiaoqin looked at the body possessed by the kitten being played like this, and looked at her cousin on the sofa with some grievances, trying to get her cousin to stop Sister Lunu from persecuting herself, but she heard her cousin and Sister Lunu say, "Try if catnip is useful."

"Oooh, I'll get it!!" Luno thinks this cousin is so funny!

It's just that after dipping his hand in catnip, the imaginary scene of his cousin rushing over does not appear, but Yahime and the Ragdoll cat brought back are fascinated and want to come over and smell his hand.

"Smell it for us, smell it for us!"

Feng Wuli discovered that the cat's unique physiological mechanism would react to catnip, but he realized it in the next second, and this Ragdoll cat was his cousin.

"Xiaoqin, Xiaoqin, you should be sober!"

"Meow~"

And at this time, this cousin was obviously sucking up.

After Wang Xilou came out of the bath, Feng Wuli and Luo Nu were cleaned up as expected.

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