Luo Shiyao felt that his chest was about to burst, and a stout beautiful snake was wrapping around him, getting tighter and tighter......

He opened his eyes violently, and sure enough, he was dreaming, but the pressure in his chest did not lessen in the slightest, and he looked down his delicate cheeks, and a large white python was pressing against his chin across his chest.

This leg! You can play it for at least a hundred years.

Yu Zisu! You stupid woman, wake up! Lao Tzu is about to be crushed to death by you.

Luo Shiyao shouted frantically, but he couldn't spit out a normal sound.

He tried hard to turn his head to the side.

It's very close to him.,It's a girl's pretty face.,Because it's lying on its stomach.,The face is squeezed and slightly deformed.。

The girl's skin is better than frost and snow, her thick and long eyelashes are lined up along the slender sleepy eyes, her jade nose is delicate and exquisite, and her slightly pursed lips exhale like an orchid......

Her lips squirmed slightly, and she stretched out her tongue and licked it, and her lips moistened with saliva were even more delicate.

is such a face that can cause trouble in the world, but at this moment, in Luo Shiyao's eyes, it is an existence that is more evil than the evil demon in the world.

Yu Zisu was lying on his stomach, a big white leg pressing diagonally upwards against his chest, almost suffocating him.

The other leg is diagonally to the other side, and there is no one with this word horse!

Who would have thought that it had only been a few days since he crossed into this world, but he would be crushed to death by a big beautiful leg!

No matter, you forced me!

Luo Shiyao exerted his strength to eat, tried to bow his head, opened his cherry mouth to the maximum, and bit it on the big white leg.

One bite, two bites, three bites......

"Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Uh-huh..."

"Oops...... It's so itchy......" Yu Zi Sumeng reached out and scratched his thigh, pushed Luo Shiyao's face to the side, and accidentally shoved his fingers into his mouth.

"Don't make a fuss!" She took her hand out and pushed Luo Shiyao's face aside again.

"Uh-huh... Uh-huh... Uh-huh..."

The thick and long eyelashes trembled lightly, and Yu Zisu opened his eyes suddenly, with a sudden look in his eyes.

"Little Meat Ball!"

She quickly folded her legs and knelt next to Luo Shiyao, picked him up, and gently patted his back, her eyes full of apologies and pity.

"Little meat ball! Don't cry, don't cry, the little meat ball must be hungry, but my sister can't eat it, you little fool. ”

As he spoke, he put his delicate nose against the bridge of Luo Shiyao's fleshy nose, shaking his head and grinding his love.

Luo Shiyao gulped the pleasure of breathing smoothly, and complained wildly in his heart: Hungry for your grandmother's legs, Lao Tzu almost died under your legs.

You stupid woman, if you had a tooth, I would have separated your legs.

"What to do? What to do? The milk of the dragon horn spirit sheep is gone, and I should have prepared more if I knew it. Yu Zisu hugged Luo Shiyao's broken thoughts.

Luo Shiyao only felt that the world was spinning, and he was dizzy.

You idiot, you're holding it straight, my head is almost tilted to the bed.

Yu Zisu suddenly frowned, as if he had thought of something.

"That's all it can be." As she spoke, the girl lifted the hem of her clothes.

Luo Shiyao's cry of "uh-huh" stopped abruptly, and his mouth was tightly gagged.

Yu Zisu! You fool, do you have a bi-count in your heart?

As a baby who can't crawl, Luo Shiyao endured torture that he shouldn't have at his age.

Through these three days, he experienced from dazed to surprise to despair.

The line of life and death like just now can be said to happen anytime and anywhere.

……

That night, he and a few friends had just come out of the bar after drinking when they saw a beautiful girl at the head of the bridge who had stumbled and fallen into the river.

How could Luo Shiyao let go of such an opportunity and shouted, "Beauty!" Don't be afraid, I'm coming. And he plunged headlong into the river.

This pinch seemed to plunge into the endless darkness, Luo Shiyao only felt that his breathing became tighter and tighter, his heart beat wildly like trembling, and the huge and sharp tinnitus was connected...... Suddenly, I felt that my body had entered a simple and comfortable state.

When I opened my eyes again, the blue sky shone with colorful glow, the shadows of the trees were mottled and staggered and retreated, and the petals were sprinkled with a faint fragrance...... Combined with his physical condition, he clearly realized that he had crossed over and put on a baby, and the situation was very bad.

He was lying in a basket and going down the river, and the sound of the water was getting louder and louder telling him that there was a waterfall downstream, and that it was very close.

Sure enough, just as I was thinking about it, a feeling of weightlessness came......

The baby in the basket had a helpless smile on his face that he shouldn't have at his age.

I just glanced at you lightly, and I want to say goodbye forever if I don't want to.

It's really in a hurry, and it's a hurry to go!

God, have you found a bug too, and you want to get me back to the original world as soon as possible?

That's fine, although the days of my previous life were not salty or light, I haven't lived enough.

It must have been a very high, very high waterfall, because Luo Shiyao had never fallen into the water, he floated and floated, floated and floated......

I saw the auspicious white clouds side by side with me, and I saw the bright and gorgeous birds chirping and circling above my head.

Immediately, there was joy on his face, because at some point the weightlessness on his body disappeared, and a force was supporting him to float upward.

It drifted all the way to the place where the colorful glow was at its peak.

Walking through the corridor, wearing Qihu, after settling down, a smiling and beautiful face appeared in front of Luo Shiyao's eyes.

There was a strand of hair tied at random above the left eyebrow of the girl, pinned with a bright and bright flower, and the three thousand green silk naturally hung on Luo Shiyao's face, and the fragrance was soaking.

The slender big eyes are bright, as clear and translucent as a cold pool in spring, the peach blossoms under the eyes are shining, and the baby in the bamboo basket suddenly narrows into a crescent moon.

The pink baby in the basket had a strange expression on his face, and he was stupid and yearning.

It's also so beautiful!

Luo Shiyao felt that he was really a young man favored by God, no, a child.

"Why are you still drooling, little meatball!" The girl's voice is as crisp as silk bamboo, clear as a mountain spring, making people unconsciously want to give her everything.

I figured out that from now on I would be your happy little licking dog.

As she spoke, the girl curled her fingers and scraped off the baby's mouth.

What the hell is Little Meatball, such a shameful name...... It's a little beauty, if you call it, it's barely acceptable.

"Where are you from? Who was so ruthless to throw you in Luoying Creek, the Luoxia Waterfall is a hundred zhang high, fortunately I found it in time. ”

The girl put her face close to the bamboo basket, her forehead against the baby's forehead and gently loved it, and the breath on his face was like a hollow valley orchid, and like a summer lotus, drunk people's hearts!

"Can my sister take you to play?" The girl grabbed the baby in the basket.

Hey, hey! Don't grab me on the shoulder! That's not how the child is held!

It's okay, it's okay! She's just a little too excited, who made me look so cute.

Hey, hey! I'm too young for you to drag my arm around in circles! Luo Shiyao felt that his arms would be separated at any time.

It's okay, it's okay! She needs to get used to it.

Hey, hey! Don't throw... Luo Shiyao has lost his ability to manage his face.

Boom!

He only felt that his eyes were full of stars, and his whole heart was shaking, and he might not live long.

He had just been thrown up and smashed into the ceiling.

"Yikes! Sorry, little meatball. The girl said and stretched out her hand to caress Luo Shiyao's body, the halo flickered, and the pain was fleeting, although it was just some skin trauma, but it was all healed in an instant.

This medical treatment...... Immortal law?

"It's okay, my sister will take you outside to play." The girl happily leaped into the glowing sky.

Luo Shiyao only felt that the sky was spinning, and he was thrown high into the air by the girl.

He was unconscious, saliva pulling silk threads in the air along his tongue, which was hanging out.

The girl stepped lightly, jumped to the front and caught him, and Luo Shiyao's heart, which had already spit out to his throat, swallowed it back.

"Fun isn't it? Little Meat Balls! The girl took hold of his placket and lifted her face parallel to her own, reached out to wipe the saliva from the baby's face, and pinched his little nose lovingly.

Luo Shiyao gradually regained his composure and looked at the exquisite smiling face in front of him...... Are you the devil?

He was held on the shoulders of the girl, although it was a little difficult to breathe, but fortunately, the softness of his feet could cushion some strength, and it was barely an acceptable position.

Looking down at the girl's straight and smooth back, Luo Shiyao couldn't help but exclaim!

I saw that there were eight Qiong peaks at my feet, and seven of them were red, orange, yellow, green, blue, and purple, and the seven colors of sunset rose to the sky, converging below another higher peak.

Exactly where they just flew.

The summit is flat, and there is a large gray palace in the middle. Behind the side of the palace, a huge gem with a rainbow of light occupies a third of the flat part of the peak.

The gems are dazzling, the clouds are misty, and if you look closely, you will know that it is a lake, and the legendary Kunlun Yao Pond is nothing more than that!

was carried by the girl and flew out of a distance, only to see that the Qiongfeng was actually suspended in the air, as if it was supported by the seven-colored glow of the other seven peaks.

The lake flows around the palace and flows down from the waterfall in front of the palace, sprinkling mist in the air, refracting the sunlight into a brilliant and dazzling light.

This must be where the gods live!

Luo Shiyao glanced sideways at the girl, no, this is where the devil lives!

……

In the three days that he fell into the hands of this witch, Luo Shiyao was thrown into the air dozens of times;

Poured into fruit brew once;

was kicked out of bed by a witch once in the middle of the night;

Fall into the Colorful Lake once;

In this way, accidents are frequent......

All Luo Shiyao can hope for now is to live, beautiful fairies or something, they are all floating clouds.

……

After three days of getting along, he knew that this witch's name was Yu Zisu, and she was still in charge of a sect in her prime.

Luo Shiyao felt that he could die at the hands of this witch at any time, but now he was just a baby who couldn't even crawl, and his actions were completely controlled by her.

Looking at Yu Zisu, who was sleeping soundly again next to him, Luo Shiyao's little heart was trembling; He longed for the bassinet on the table, but the distance of less than two feet was like a stream to him.

You stupid woman, will you take the child and have no points in your heart? Why don't you have any points in your heart when you sleep?

Fortunately, he will leave this stupid woman tomorrow morning, which she promised her senior sister.

……

The morning sun sprinkled with the morning light made the entire colorful peak become dazzling again, Ambilight, the early morning sky was as blue as washing, the white clouds floated leisurely above the white palace, and the birds on the branches outside the hall were gently stretching their wings, staring at the two women in the hall and couldn't take their eyes off.

"Your Excellency, this baby boy must be sent down the mountain today!"

The woman wearing the red fairy robe has a convex figure, thick green silk tied into a bun on the top of her head, her eyes are large and bright, and her straight nose makes her facial features very three-dimensional, especially delicate and beautiful.

Although he is over 100 years old, he looks like he is in his thirties.

As he spoke, he stared at Yu Zisu deferentially and firmly.

"Senior Sister Chi Fence ......" Yu Zisu was aggrieved and coquettish.

"There is a difference between respect and inferiority, please respect yourself!" The extremely beautiful senior sister Chi Fence bowed her head, but her words revealed a majesty that could not be disobeyed.

Yu Zisu frowned slightly, and his face showed a little cowardice: "Red Fence Immortal Monarch, you just let me ...... Let me play for another day, just one day, and tomorrow you will be allowed to take him away. ”

"My Colorful Exquisite Sect does not accept male apprentices, and it is the ancestral system that no men are allowed to stay overnight in the sect. His Holiness ascended the throne for the first time, and I don't know how many pairs of eyes are staring, and at this time, you should set an example so as not to fall into your mouth. Senior Sister Chi Li's tone was firm, and there was a faint worry in her eyes

The fact that the Colorful Linglong Sect is a women's immortal sect, Luo Shiyao knew about it two days ago. is also a creation that makes people, and the dream finally shines into reality, but he becomes a baby.

The most important thing is that now that it is in the hands of Mo Zisu, he can't even give birth to a trace of the mind to grow up quickly.

He has only one thought now, cherish life and stay away from Mozisu.

Right! It is! You dead girl must lead by example and let me go. Luo Shiyao frantically called Chi Hedge Immortal Jun, but to others, it was just some babbling baby words.

Seeing Yu Zisu's entangled expression and hesitation, Chi Li directly picked up the baby on the bed and was about to leave.

Luo Shiyao only felt that he had fallen into a huge softness.

"Senior sister......" The girl's anxious coquettish voice came from behind her.

The red fence didn't look back, as if he hadn't heard it at all.

"Senior sister, this broken palm teaching is very boring, I don't care about it! Since everyone thinks that I am not qualified enough, it is better to let you do it, senior sister, hum! The girl shook her hands and stomped her feet, her face full of anger and grievance.

The extremely beautiful fairy in red paused, the anger on her face flashed, and she turned to look at the angry girl, obviously angry but couldn't bear to attack.

Let's go! Let's go! If she doesn't deserve it, she shouldn't send me down the mountain first...... Luo Shiyao kept babbling.

"The master has only been feathered for half a year, and the Venerable One has said such a big rebellious word. Since I know that some people are not convinced, then I don't practice diligently, and enter the third grade as soon as possible, so as to block the mouths of this leisurely crowd. Later...... Little brute! ”

Luo Shiyao shouted in his heart that it was not good! My goddamn baby body!

Chi Fence hurriedly threw the baby in his arms away, and his chest was already wet.

She quickly activated her qi to dry her clothes, bending over to lift the soiled clothes on her chest to prevent it from sticking to her skin.

"Haha!" Yu Zisu smiled and waved his hand to beckon the baby who landed on the ground smoothly, "Look, the little meat ball doesn't want to go." ”

O iniquity! What the hell did I do!

Luo Shiyao complained frantically about himself, and fell into the ears of the two women next to him, but it was just the cry of a baby's wet clothes.

Chi Li helplessly glanced at Yu Zisu, who was holding the baby in his hand and smiling, "This palace will go back and change clothes first, this child must be sent away tomorrow!" "Turn and leave.

Don't play like this! Red Fence Immortal, Red Fence Beauty, come back quickly, I can't bear it alone.

"Oops! Don't cry, little meatball, sister, I'll change your diaper! ”

Diaper changing?

Shame on you!

The baby's crying came to an abrupt end.

……