Chapter Forty-Nine: Come on! One punch and one tank
Zheng Guanyin sat cross-legged on the sofa and watched Tong Yi busy in the kitchen, after Tong Yi's very skillful cooking, two buckets of instant noodles were served, Zhen Guanyin pointed to the instant noodles on the table and asked seriously.
"You're going to invite me to eat this?"
Tong Yi pointed to Zheng Guanyin's slender legs and said seriously.
"Can you go now, or can I go? Drink plenty of water if you don't eat, and then you think about remembering whose phone number you want your friend to pick you up. ”
Zheng Guanyin said seriously while holding a bubble of noodles.
"My husband's phone is very familiar to memorization, and I recite it backwards!"
Tong Yi stopped talking, eating instant noodles in a big gulp, Zheng Guanyin's fork suddenly appeared in Tong Yi's bowl, staring at the big-eyed fox suspiciously.
"Let me taste what you taste like, you seem to be better than mine."
Tong Yi turned his head and said weakly.
"Sister, haven't you ever eaten hot and sour beef noodles?"
Zheng Guanyin shook his head vigorously.
"I haven't eaten it, my parents don't care, my grandparents don't let me eat it, saying it's unhealthy."
"Do you want me to feed you mouth-to-mouth?"
"Ahh
Tong Yi looked at Zheng Guanyin sitting beside him seriously, and at this time, he found out that this woman had no makeup at all, maybe her face was not suitable for heavy makeup, just without makeup, it was not much worse than Li Rouran, a perfect monster.
It's not a type, Li Rouran is a goblin, and Zheng Guanyin gives people a very ethereal and unrealistic feeling.
As for a woman who is more beautiful than Li Rouran, I have never seen it in my two lives.
"What? Impressed by my beauty? Boy, the revolution has not yet succeeded, you need to redouble your efforts and try to blow a tank with one punch! ”
Tong Yi turned his head and continued to eat noodles, Zheng Guanyin couldn't eat half a bucket of noodles, and handed the instant noodles to Tong Yi.
"Xianggong, you have eaten."
Tong Yi shook his head seriously.
"Don't eat dog leftovers."
"Wangwang, it's a pity to throw it away, people haven't bitten off a single one, but it's clean, you just fed me mouth-to-mouth, I agreed, you don't eat my leftovers? Sure enough, men are liars. ”
Tong Yi looked at Zheng Guanyin with a serious face and said seriously.
"I just said I don't like you."
Zheng Guanyin looked indifferent.
"It's okay, I like you, or I'll feed you mouth-to-mouth, Xianggong, I'll tell you secrets, and then you eat this half bucket of noodles."
Tong Yi looked at Zheng Guanyin suspiciously, and then the crazy woman approached Tong Yi's ear.
"Xianggong, if you fed me mouth-to-mouth just now, someone's first kiss will be given to you~"
In Tong Yi's stunned gaze, Zheng Guanyin stood up, raised his arm and pointed the tips of his fingers on the top of her head, and tilted his body to draw a big heart at Tong Yi.
"Xianggong eats obediently, eats hard, strives for a punch and a tank, and no one will trouble you in a short time~"
Tong Yi looked at the crazy and cute Zheng Guanyin, couldn't help laughing, sighed, picked up half a bucket of instant noodles and ate it in front of Zheng Guanyin, and said in a low voice.
"Ready to go?"
Zheng Guanyin nodded vigorously.
"Let's go~ If you don't go again, the tank really has to come, goodbye."
"I'll send you?"
"No, the car should already be waiting at the gate of the community."
Zheng Guanyin limped out of Tong Yi's rental house, bounced down the stairs with one leg, and when he walked out of the unit door, he saw a man standing not far away, Zheng Guanyin put away his naughtiness with Tong Yi, and looked at this man with an indifferent face, the man is close to one meter nine, and his figure is very strong, and it is really as Zheng Guanyin said, this guy must weigh more than two hundred.
Looking at Zheng Guanyin, who was limping, the man frowned.
"I've already found someone to tow the car away, when are you going to go crazy, you are breaking the law now!"
Zheng Guanyin lowered his head and jumped up, shaking his head and replying.
"When will you agree to divorce, when will you stop going crazy, and marry a mentally ill wife, isn't it a shame? Breaking the law! What kind of law did I break by being a psychopath? ”
The man raised his head and looked at the man in front of the window on the top floor, and said lightly.
"I can make him disappear tomorrow."
Zheng Guanyin said indifferently.
"I can let my grandfather pick up your clothes tomorrow, I'm tired! Send me home. ”
"Jiashan Villa?"
"Xilong Bay, I'm injured, my grandfather is worried."
Liu Ye strode in front, Zheng Guanyin bit his lip and limped forward, got into the two jeeps, until they got into the elevator home, the two didn't say a word, and when Liu Ye wanted to go in, Zheng Guanyin turned his head and said coldly.
"My grandfather doesn't like you very much."
The words fell and closed the door, and shouted grandpa, Zheng Guanyin cried while walking to the study, didn't cry when he crashed, didn't cry when his leg was bleeding, didn't cry when he was disinfected in the hospital, he didn't see each other for seven months, Zheng Guanyin was messing around under his nose, no more than 20 kilometers away from his place of work.
Go to the hospital yourself when you are sick.
Wounded and bandaged himself.
In the middle of the night, when a drunken drunk knocked on the door, she curled up on the sofa by herself, and the only phone call in the three years of marriage did not care, did not greet, but asked him when he could take a step forward.
Zheng Guanyin walked into the study with red eyes and smiled sweetly at his grandfather.
"Grandpa, Guanyin has caused you trouble."
Zheng Tan raised his head and glanced at his grandson, and said lightly.
"I called your uncle and got you a new Volvo, does it hurt?"
Zheng Guanyin nodded vigorously.
"It hurts, it hurts."
Zheng Tan closed his eyes and sighed.
"Haven't had enough of it?"
Zheng Guanyin nodded seriously.
"I've had enough, I've had enough, I've wanted to get a divorce."
Zheng Tan suddenly laughed.
"You girl have today? You've only known that young man surnamed Tong for less than two days, right? ”
Zheng Guanyin raised his head and said with a smile.
"Some people may just have fun when they meet for the first time, but I really don't like Liu Ye anymore, I just wasted the resources that I gave to the Liu family for so many years."
Zheng Tan stood up and walked in front of his granddaughter, patted his grandson's head, and smiled.
"The resources were given to me by your grandfather, I don't look down on this Liu Ye at all, why don't grandpa give Xiaotong a little resources?"
Zheng Guanyin shook his head vigorously.
"No, no, no, no, no, nothing! I won't get divorced anytime soon, we just met, I don't want to put too much pressure on him, and he's not having a good time now, I'm just coming to tell you, I'm going to sleep. ”
Zheng Tan watched his granddaughter leave with a smile, and when he heard the sound of going upstairs, Zheng Tan directly called Liu Ye's office, in a word!
"Do you know that Guanyin is injured and doesn't know how to send it to the hospital?"
Liu Ye was silent for a few seconds and said in a low voice.
"Guanyin said he wanted to go home to see you."
"I asked you if you ever thought about taking Guanyin to the hospital."
The phone was silent, Zheng Tan took a deep breath and said coldly.
"Guanyin won't go back to your Liu family, so be it! If you have an opinion, dig your father out of the grave and come to me. ”