Chapter 57: We're All Going to Merge with You
Yu Zisu then taught Luo Shiyao a shielding formation, so that he could avoid the disaster of the pond fish in his brain and do other things quietly.
At night, Luo Shiyao lay on the bed and dived his consciousness into the Mud Pill Palace.
The six beast souls were lying on the ground in a daze, and when they saw Luo Shiyao coming in, they shouted: "The golden snake is a big fool, the golden snake is a big fool......
Luo Shiyao was not angry at their passive slacking, but sat directly on the ground, and said very politely: "Stop first, come, you can also sit, and the brothers will talk." ”
The six beast souls froze slightly, and slowly sat down beside them.
The little golden snake poked his head out of his coiled body and looked at Luo Shiyao curiously, not knowing what he wanted to do.
"Tell me, what are your unfulfilled wishes?" Luo Shiyao asked sincerely.
"I don't want to die."
"I want to live."
"Give birth to a child, my Jinlu can't be broken."
"Honey."
"Free!"
You guys! What the hell is it all wishing?
One of the six beasts was speechless, and the other beast was sneering.
Luo Shiyao endured his anger, put on a sincere smile, and asked the sneering golden snake next to him, "Then do you have any wishes?" ”
"Of course, there is a wish." The little golden snake straightened out and said with a gesture.
"Tell me if I can help you do it."
"It's not very difficult, I saw a bird on the mountain next to me during the day, and the deity just lacked a concubine in your mountain...... Yes! Why do you call me. ”
The idea of beating Suzaku?
I really gave you face!
A few more dense flashes of electricity flashed, and the golden snake screamed.
"You six, keep scolding!" Luo Shiyao left his Mud Pill Palace.
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The red morning sun is reflected in the morning dew, and the cold that has been covered all night rises in the morning light, floating on the bright colorful lake, making the gorgeous lake surface even more mysterious and ethereal.
The mornings of Linglong Peak are always so quiet and pleasant, fresh and intoxicating!
After Luo Shiyao got up, he first went to open the shield and checked the situation in the Mud Pill Palace.
It was quiet.
This group of brutes dares to be passive and sabotage!
He immediately mobilized his thoughts, and immediately there were three rounds of thunder and lightning, which caused the souls of the six beasts to gasp and panting, and their tongues drooped out.
"Scold! If you dare to be lazy, you will be electrocuted! ”
So the six repeaters started working again, "Golden snake, you big fool, golden snake, you big fool......"
"Luo Shiyao, there is a kind of ...... you let go" Luo Shiyao blocked them again, no matter how the golden snake screamed and scolded, out of sight was pure.
Yu Zisu had already gotten up, and at this time she was hovering cross-legged on the ethereal and gorgeous lake, and the wind outlined her delicate and full figure, pulling her clothes and dancing lightly in the mist.
Luo Shiyao had finished washing, and he was going to sit cross-legged on the lakeside opposite Yu Zisu and meditate.
At this time, I can't close my eyes, this picture is so beautiful, I feel that it is a great loss to look at it less.
Women are indeed the biggest obstacle on my spiritual path!
Luo Shiyao hooked the corners of his mouth shallowly, laughed at himself in his heart, and slowly closed his eyes.
Time passed minute by minute, and Luo Shiyao was feeling the abundant spiritual power of Linglong Peak circulate back and forth in his body, tempering more and more refined.
Suddenly, he felt a damp heat and softness sticking to his forehead, and suddenly every inch was in chaos, and his spiritual power was like a flood bursting the embankment in his body.
Almost at the same time, a vast and majestic gentle spiritual power from his forehead entered his body, forcing the chaotic spiritual power back to the right path and guiding them to flow normally.
Woman! Why do you mess with my practice?
Luo Shiyao opened his eyes and was about to reprimand Yu Zisu for her willful behavior, but saw her smiling face close at hand.
All the rebukes were swallowed into the stomach with saliva, and not a word was spoken.
Luo Shiyao hurriedly got up, distanced himself from Yu Zisu, and said with his muscles and bones: "I want to go to the scripture library today to rummage through and find more experience in soul refining from my predecessors, do you want to join us?" ”
"I just came back from the scripture library, you can go again tomorrow, today we will go and catch a dragon horn sheep to eat, I will go into retreat tomorrow." Yu Zisu said with a grin.
Have you already been to the library early in the morning?
And what is a retreat?
Luo Shiyao watched Yu Zisu rise from the fourth rank to the second grade, and he never saw her pass the test.
"Maybe a month." Yu Zisu continued.
"So long? Why the sudden retreat? ”
"Hee-hee! You'll know when I come out. Yu Zisu squinted her crescent eyes, not knowing what was going on.
Retreat for a month...... If you want to go to the Imperial Gold Sect, this is definitely a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity.
Just thinking about it, I felt that I was being carried up by a wind, and I heard Yu Zisu's bright and cheerful voice: "Let's go, my sister will take you to catch sheep." ”
Luo Shiyao landed on the glass sword and held Yu Zisu's small waist with his hand.
"Day by day, you know how to eat."
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The next day, Yu Zisu really went to the back mountain of Linglong Peak to retreat.
Luo Shiyao stayed in the scripture library for two consecutive days, flipping through the classics, looking for the soul refining experience of his predecessors.
There are indeed a lot of books and introductions about soul refining, but they are basically no different from what Sister Ba said.
In the final analysis, there are two things.
Either rely on strong willpower to crush the will of the soul, or rely on chance, especially those beast souls with super strength in front of them, basically rely on chance.
Luo Shiyao naturally won't sit back and wait for an opportunity.
In his experience, the problems of this world can often work wonders using the knowledge and experience of past lives.
He called this a transdimensional strike.
So he used his brain to figure out some ways from the memories of his past life.
Normally, the surest way to get a person to give unconditionally to you is to communicate with each other, but he obviously can't communicate with these seven beasts.
If you can't make a heart, and you have to take it...... It can only deceive their feelings or fill their emptiness.
Phew! Thinking wrong, thinking wrong.
It is to deceive their feelings, or to draw cakes for them.
This doesn't seem to work, except for the little snake, its beast soul doesn't look like it has feelings to deceive, and its wish is either after death, or it is something that the soul can't do like having a child.
Or...... Take the money and smash it?
Can you give them a lot of spiritualist incense? They seem to like it.
It shouldn't work, if the conjuring incense was effective, the predecessors must have used it a long time ago, but there is no such precedent mentioned in the book.
And the sages have long said: money can only buy the body, not the soul at all.
And I want their souls.
Or education, brainwashing...... Brainwash? This one seems to be something to try.
In the previous life, the most professional brainwashing was the pyramid marketing organization, and their usual method was to give speeches and shout slogans.
I'm not good at speeches, and I don't have time to brainwash them at length;
Shout slogans! Yes, shouting slogans seems to be tried, but aren't they shouting slogans when they scold the golden snake now?
Luo Shiyao lay on the bed and pondered that the slogan must be simple, direct, and easy to understand, and these three points are very important.
Since I want them to melt into my soul, I can just shout it out.
The slogan is: Luo Shiyao, we want to integrate into your soul.
It's not catchy enough.
Well...... "Shiyao Shiyao, I love you, we all have to integrate into you!" ”
Perfect!
Luo Shiyao immediately removed the shield and taught the new slogan to the six beast souls, which inevitably caused another round of electric shocks.
I only heard the six beast souls say in unison in their emotionless voices: "Shiyao Shiyao, I love you, we all want to integrate into you!" ”
This!
Luo Shiyao almost cracked on the spot.
The little golden snake also laughed uncontrollably, baring his teeth and rolling in his mud pill palace.
Careless, careless.
The slogan had to be changed a little more.
Well...... I give my soul to you.
This one can.
Luo Shiyao immediately taught them the new slogan, which was much more pleasing to the ears this time.
It's just that the little snake is very arrogant, and Luo Shiyao is about to stun himself, and he doesn't shout.
It doesn't matter, if you don't shout, the effect is the same every day.
So, in the Mud Pill Palace, the six beast souls surrounded the little golden snake and repeated over and over again: "Shiyao Shiyao, I love you, I dedicate my soul to you......"
Luo Shiyao was very satisfied with his masterpiece, and immediately blocked the seven beast souls in the Mud Pill Palace, and let the golden snake scold him for being shameless and thick-skinned, but he didn't hear it.
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